Narration: Previously on "The Mysterion of Mystery-Mystery of Mysterion my bad" Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just a cliffhanger I suppose….on with the story!
Chapter 28: The Truth
Kenny's P.O.V.
I stood there staring down Lucifer
"Ah Kenny you finally made…why are you in a dress?"
"Where's Karen?"
I said
"What?"
My speech was muffled
"Where's Karen?"
"Bears are in?"
"DAMMIT WHERE'S KAREN?!"
"Oh I'm sorry Kenny *clears throat* Karen is currently imprisoned! She will be enslaved into hard, eternal manual labor if you don't stop me!"
Another voice cut in before I said anything
"Yeah and you don't want that he makes us do it"
"Shut up Mimsy!"
Both Lucifer and Nathan said at the same time before Lucifer continued
"Anyways as I was saying *clears throat* your sister is imprisoned and-"
I knocked him over before threatening to shot him with my arrows
"I'm not playing games, WHERE'S KAREN!"
"Can I FINISH?!"
He said furiously before his eyes glowed red and I was soon levitated and launched to the wall
"Now….Karen as I said TWICE before is imprisoned and you'll have to fight me to the death if you want her back"
"Lucas I know that you want to get out of this eternal loop you're stuck in ok? But I just can't kill you Lucas"
"I thought you might say that Kenneth and I have an offer that you can't refuse…"
"Oh and what's that, you're gonna kill me?"
"Ohohoho no that's would just be dumb…if you do not kill me, Karen would have much more in common with you…"
"What do you mean?"
"Ugh she will be immortal too"
It took me a second to absorb what he said. I soon broke down in laughter. He can't be serious
"Oh so you think I'm playing around do you? MIMSY!"
"Durr yes boss boss?"
"FETCH ME THE BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOK!"
"You got it boss boss"
Mimsy ran off to get the book. I heard glass breaking, stuff falling and even an elephant noise before he returned
"Here boss boss"
"Dammit Mimsy I told you too-"
I stopped…it was the book…he didn't screw up?
"What's the matter boss boss?"
"It's…it's the book…"
"What about it?"
"Um what you weren't gonna like…bring me a hair dryer or something and then you explain why you brought it and I'm gonna say "Shut up Mimsy" or s-something like that"
"Why would I do that boss boss?"
"Huh?...Al-alright then uh, t-thank you?"
"You're welcome boss boss!"
"Oh come on he never does that with me!"
Nathan yelled. Lucifer soon continued
"Yes ah anyways!"
He flipped through the pages until he found it
"HA! Right here the spell to turn your baby sister immortal!"
Holy water, Holy Grail and holy shit he's serious!
"You…you wouldn't!"
"Oh I would Kenny…I…would"
I shot an arrow at him and grabbed it and it burst into flames within his hand
"Finally my time has come…"
He said, my arrow attack has failed me so naturally, I try another
"Rainbow Attack!"
I shot a rainbow out of my hand to try to hit him before he summoned a great wall of fire to block it
"I thought you wanted me to kill you…"
"Oh just showing off is all"
"But how did you even get those powers?"
"That's none of your business kid, how did you learn a rainbow attack?"
"Alright valid point"
"Hey uh boss boss"
"What Mimsy?"
"You know those uh people we saw without Kenny"
"Yes? What about them?"
"They're here"
"You know what we planned on, COMMENCE IT!"
"Sure thing boss boss, boy you sure do like being loud today, come on Nathan"
Mimsy pushed Nathan out of the room
"Huh…he's actually doing stuff right…..weird…Alright Kenny"
He began to turn around
"I won't fight you, just kill me and then we can-"
He noticed that I wasn't there
*sigh*"Why does he have to make things difficult? Beelzaboot!"
He shouted then a small wall of fire came out of the ground and opened like a door and the Canadian Devil walked out
"What do you want guy?!"
"Find Kenny and bring him here now…"
"I'm expecting a LOT of Canadough after this budday…"
He flew down the corridor to locate me. I frantically ran down different hallways to find her…I've open every door I see…bathrooms, game rooms, ball rooms, bed rooms and none with Karen.
"Where are you little buddy? I need to bring you back so I get paid some Canadough…"
I hid in one of the rooms quickly as I heard the Canadian devil's voice
"Come out, come out friend! You don't have to be scared of me, I'm just the Canadian version of Satan, which I guess is pretty scary"
I heard him opening doors, he was getting closer…
"Come on guy…Sure I'm Canada's Satan but look on the bright side of things. I'm not the Canadian Reaper, that's guy is just stupid"
I began look for a place in the room to hide but it was took dark in there for me to see anything. He was getting very close…
"You're making me mad guy! I'm just doing my job for that lame kid so he can pay me, I'm not gonna hurt you or anything…maybe"
He finally opened my door
"Oh hey there um little girl, did you see a boy in an orange parka come by here?"
I was frozen…
"Oh you might be afraid of the wings, the horns, the devil tail, the red skin and this staff I use to jab people, but you don't have be afraid I'm just the devil…of Canada"
I felt completely paralyzed
"Hey it's okay buddy I do my work through Freemium gaming, every time you buy something on your phone app, it's alllllllll this guy. I'm not gonna kill ya, I'll just suck you of all your money until you're in poverty and you don't have enough money to buy food or water and eventually that will kill ya…kind of like a money vampire, it's funny stuff really"
I still couldn't move
"Yes um well this is awkward now, I'm just gonna go and if you see some boy in an orange parka come by here just come tell me please. Oh and I like your parka"
He flew off…I walk out slowly out of the room, still in disbelief. He was gone…he actually bought it…being a princess rules! Quickly discarding that thought I keep opening doors until I find the right one
"Kenny!"
"Karen!"
We both run up to each other and hug each other as tight as we could
"What did he do to you?! Did he harm you?"
"No…well I mean he did beat me"
"WHAT! SHOW ME! SHOW ME WHERE HE BEAT YOU BECAUSE I'M GONNA BEAT HIM THERE ALSO SO FUCKING HARD THAT, THAT PART OF HIS BODY WILL BE UNRECONGNISABLE!"
"He beat me in checkers…"
"I'LL BEAT HIM IN HIS CHECKERS-wait, Checkers? As in the board game checkers?"
"We also played Chutes and Ladders, Trouble and even Charades, Nathan was terrible in it though"
"He was playing board games with you?"
"Well Charades isn't exactly a board games, more so just a game, game"
"He…he didn't harm you?"
I asked her
"Well no…but he told me things that did"
"Like what?"
"He told me about you…what you are…why you lied…and why he brought me here"
I listened intently
"He told me that he brought me here to try to make you kill him because he has powers like you do…he said that he wants out of this world before it's too late and you're the only one who can help…"
"W-what does he mean "before it's too late"?"
"He said that you and him were cursed from birth when his mommy and daddy and our mommy and daddy said that spell thing I saw in my vision-"
"Vision what vision?"
"The one I had at the hospital…I saw mommy and daddy chanting something and then this monster came and it-it looked like it ate her…Lucas said it was a demon"
I was blown back from what I was hearing, but I continued listening
"He said that the demon was evil and he didn't find some way to die soon he would become evil too…and so would you"
"D-don't listen to that bullshit Karen, First of all he wanted to die because he wanted to escape his loop of constantly dying and second of all he's already evil"
"No he's not Kenny…he didn't hurt me, he played with me and even said he was sorry for kidnapping me and that he didn't want to become a monster!...And I don't want you to become one either…"
"Karen I'm *laughs* I'm not becoming a monster"
"Lucas said that the evil from the monster controls you and makes you a bad person. He said it happened to his dad and he said he's a real asshole apparently"
I...I was speechless
"He said it was going to happen to him and you too! You've been doing bad things lately Kenny!"
"Karen calm down, I-I haven't been doing bad things-"
"You told me wrote that book and blamed Butters for writing when mommy and daddy found out"
"What the Tale of Scrootie McBoogerballs?"
"Yes that one!"
"Stan, Kyle and Cartman did it too"
"And then you tried to Sarah Jessica Parker killed because Cartman told you too!"
"Who told you about that?"
"And what about the time you tried to make Tammy give you a blowjob?"
"It's a guy thing Karen, you wouldn't understa-"
"And the time where you didn't help Stan when the Japanese were killing whales and dolphins until he got famous?"
She was beginning to cry
"Well that was uh-"
"What about the time you tried to make money off of Token? What about the time you didn't stop Ike from having sex with his teacher? What about the time you smoked cigarettes behind the school after the assembly? What about the time you tricked someone into giving Japanese weapons? What about the time you kept getting high off of cat pee and what about the time mom found you in a Batman costume with a rope around your neck and you were touching your pee pee!?"
She broke down in tears…
"Karen I-I know I've done some bad things in the past, but I do good things all the time"
"I know you do *sniffle* but I know you're more responsible than that Kenny *sniffle* I love you and I don't want to see you turn evil Kenny…you're all I have"
She broke down again. I held her
"Karen don't cry okay? I'm not gonna turn evil"
"You *sniffle* you won't?"
"No…because I'm your guardian-"
The bedroom door was kicked right of its hinges. It was Lucifer…
Author's Note: Alright good people that was chapter 28! What did y'all think? Too dark? Too long? Too emotional? I think this was my longest chapter of the series. Wow…Also again I'm late on this but Happy Valentine's day guys! I not only hope you enjoyed your Valentine's day but I also hope you enjoyed chapter 27 as well…stay tuned for moah!