I'M SOOOOOOO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!!! Yeah, just so you know, I'm a REALLY lazy person (which is one of the reasons I write) so updates will be either sooner or later, just whenever I feel like putting it up............
Chapter 5
Emmett and Frank Finally Get to Wal-Mart
(Emmett POV)
Okay so we finally found the Wal-Mat, surprisingly Frank knew where everything was, I guess when your lost just find a hobo and ask for directions…
"So Frank what do you want to do first?" I asked after he finished eating two bags of bread, head of lettuce, a bag of Cheetos, some random food from the Chinese place next door, and an entire box of zebra cakes.
"Um, treadmill skating?" He said, as he was wiping the remains of the last zebra cake off his face.
"Nice idea,"
So after we went and fixed up all the treadmills and turned them on, we had to wait until all the stupid workers went off to help people. Then we started! It was harder than I thought it would be…if not for my being a vampire, I would have landed flat on my face. Shockingly enough though, Frank was awesome at this…
So after a small old lady with silver hair came and kicked us out of the workout equipment aisles we went on to buy many packs of Skittles…So once we got our Skittles we ran off to the men's clothing section, but first I had to look at their boxers…So I was looking through the boxers while Frank was picking out some clothes, I found some 'Chick Magnet' ones that looked like the ones I already owned, some Simpson's with Homer blowing up a grill, random Family Guy boxers and so on. After all of my searching I found some with squirrels on them.
"FRANK!"
"What???" He said, frightened by my outburst.
"Found what yo0u want yet???"
"Yeah"
"Okay give what you have to me and I'll pay for it."
So Frank handed me the clothes he picked out and I ran as fast as I could in human speed and paid for the stuff.
"I just got the best boxers ever," I said as a mater of fact holding them up for him to see.
Frank didn't seem to care about my discovery and ran off to the men's section yet again with some skittles, and I followed him after I stopped admiring my new boxers. When I got there I hid in a cloths rack, as did Frank. In only a few moments, this big guy walks by, so when he comes by me I whispered, "The fat man walks alone!", and then jumped out with some skittles and yelled "TASTE THE RAINBOW FAT MAN!" while throwing the skittles at him (not with my super vampire awesome strength though.)
Just then I see Alice walking through the front doors of the store…
"Oh, no…LETS HIGHTAIL IT FRANK!" So after I said that I grabbed Frank, ran out the fire exit, hoped into my jeep and drove away as fast as possible.