HEY GUYS…(MASSIVE GUILT TOWERING OVER MY HEAD) I HAVE FINALLY BUILT UP THE STRENGTH TO CONTINUE THIS STORY SINCE ITS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR OR LESS… SORRY… UGH LOL LEMME RANT FOR A MINUTE( YOU CAN SKIP IF YOU WANT). HONESLTY I HAVE BEEN PRETTY BUSY BUT I NO LONGER HAVE 4.0 AND MY DAD IS KINDA MAD ABOUT THAT(THEY ARE ACCEPTABLE AT LEAST?). I WOULD BE PROUD BECAUSE I HAVE THREE A'S AND THREE B'S AND THAT'S BETTER THAN MOST OF THE SCHOOL. MY BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO THE ARMY IN AUGUST AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHOUT HIM BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS AND MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T ACT LIKE A BEST FRIEND AND TOLD ME SHE WAS MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT AND EXPECTS ME TO BE HAPPY (I PRETENDED LIKE I WAS) BUT I GOT HER A 60 DOLLAR BRACELET FROM MACY'S EVEN BEFORE WE WERE BEST FRIENDS AND SHE ALWAYS GUILT TRIPS ME ABOUT HAVING A BOYFRIEND AND HOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE TO THIRD WHEELING WHEN MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN ABOUT THIRD WHEELING FOR HER AND ALL THE FRIENDS I HAD. WHAT REALLY HURTS ME IS THAT SHE GOT SUCH CUTE GIFTS FOR HER OTHER FRIENDS AND I WAS JUST HOPING I COULD GET A CARD AT LEAST YOU KNOW? SHE DIDN'T. I WAS STILL HOPING SHE WAS PLANNING SOMETHING AT LEAST EVEN AFTER MY BIRTHDAY BUT THAT WAS ON MAY 16 AND NOW I KNOW SHE WAS DISHONEST AND MOST LIKELY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY. BUT IN MY OPINION IF ANYONE FORGETS MY BIRTHDAY I PREFER THE TRUTH THAN A CRAPPY LIE. YOU SEE SHE GETS JEALOUS AND MAKES BIG DEALS AND I TRY REALLY HARD NOT TO SAY SOMETHING. ANYWAYS SINCE I CANT WRESTLE BECAUSE I HAVE RINGWORM(AN INFECTION NOT A WORM) AND THE GUY WHO PROMISES TO MARRY ME AFTER COLLEGE WHEN HE COMES BACK IS LEAVING TO THE ARMY FOR THREE YEARS I PROMISED TO SPEND AS MUCH TIME WITH HIM AS POSSIBLE. RIGHT NOW HE IS AT WORK SO I HAVE SOME TIME. Hella pissed because they waitlisted me last minute for summer school cuz the fucking chemistry teacher decided not to teach anymore and only two people got in.

OKAY RANT FINSIHED YOU CAN COME OUT NOW :3

I WANT TO THANK THE PEOPLE HERE WHO HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY CRAPPY RANTS AND THEN READ MY CRAPPY WRITING THAT SOMETIME GETS DELETED FOR NO REASON WHEN I PUBLISH.

PRANK-A-PARKER PART 2

(PREVIOUSLY ON PRANK-A-PARKER)

"chill dude it was a prank!"

"sir Nick Fury has arrived"

PETER'S P.O.V.

Nick Fury stepped in from the elevator and trudged up to tony holding up the latest article on the Daily Bugle.

"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THIS TONY?!" He shouted shoving the paper into Tony's face. The billionaire took the paper and read outloud.

"Sp-Spider-Man's New Girlfriend?" Wait WHAT?!" NO. HELL NO. THIS ISNT HAPPENING WHO TOOK THAT PICTURE?!

"Um, if I may ask…" Peter intruded, "Who took that picture? I don't think Spider-Man would be with any woman since it would increase said woman's chance of getting captured or hurt. The picture could be fake."

Fury's eyes narrowed. "Our first priority right now is to bring Spider-Man on our side. Part of that means making sure he doesn't join anything stupid." God who is this guy to assumed things and come whenever he decides to.

"But he isn't doing anything stupid! All he was doing was chasing after some villain or somethi-"

"Boy, I suggest you leave right now unless you want to tick me off further."

Peter huffed and walked towards the elevator.

"Keep an eye on that kid Stark." He heard Fury whisper before the elevator closed.

NO ONE POV

Peter was pissed off. He was fucking sick and tired of these pranks and the fucking bull crashing down on him!

"Stupid Tony and his fucking science. Stupid pirate." The teen grumbled as he rode his skateboard through the busy crowd of New York.

"I'll show him, I'm gunna whip up something so badass it'll put all his technology to— UGH!" Peter had run himself into an opening door.

He rubbed his numbing cheek and glared up at the blurry face staring down at him.

"Oi! Watch it man I was riding here!" He shouted, his vision slowly getting clearer.

"Oh shit, sorry kid." The man had a blond buzz cut and a familiar face. Fuck, just my luck. New Steve here to the rescue.

Peter stood up and quickly checked for any injuries. Not that a door could hurt him but just to sell the part of a lame teenage skateboarder.

"No it's my fault." Peter responded. "If that door didn't hit me things could have gotten worse and I could have gotten run over for not riding safely."

Young Steve looked relieved, but held a Tony-like smirk for some reason.

"Well, not exactly," he said, "I would have caught you before you could hit the truck."

Peter rolled his eyes. "Right… Listen young Cap, just because you look like Steve Rogers doesn't mean you are him. Besides, you would have to leave the bar five minutes earlier to catch me riding into a car.

"Would I?" He laughed, grinning wider.

"Yes, you would." Peter responded once more, quite annoyed actually. This young Steve acts nothing like his Steve, in fact he was getting on his nerves.

"No I wouldn't." God he acts like a child.

"Yes you would."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"YES."

"NO—HEY! NO FAIR!" Peter complained against being tricked.

"Haha! I win again just like always!"

"But you can't dude! It is physically impossible to get out that fast and catch someone in time without getting hurt!"

"Check again dude, physically impossible is my middle name." He said, lighting his hand on fire. It finally came to Peter's mind that he had been having a child fight with the famous Johnny Storm.

The teen's face grew hot with embarrassment. "I'll just leave now Mr. Storm." He said face down.

Peter began to ride when a warm hand grabbed his hoodie, bringing him back.

"Oh no kid, I did not prank you with Steve and Tony to then accidently hit you with a door and watch you leave. I'm a curious dude, dude, and this dude wants to know why everyone is so interested in you." And with that Peter was dragged into a nearby café.

SORRY I ENDED THIS QUICKLY I JUST WANTED YOU GUYS TO KNOW IM NOT DEAD :(

UGH ASDFGHH IM SO LAME SORRY YOU GUYS IM FREAKING OUT CUZ IM HELLA SENSITIVE AND IVE BEEN HIT BY DEADPOOL'S ARROW AND I FEEL SO ALONE WITHOUT MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE WE ALWAYS SEE EACHOTHER WHEN WE CAN AND HE LOVES SPOILING ME AND CALLING ME CUTE AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT EVEN THO I GET INSECURE AND CALL MYSELF STUPID AND UGLY AS SHIT. SO HE'S HELLA SUPPORTIVE AND EVEN HIS FRIENDS TOLD ME THAT WHEN WE FIRST MET IN THE WRESTLING TEAM HE WOULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW WEIRDLY CUTE AND ADORABLE I WAS MAKING PUNS AND LAUGHING AT THEM MYSELF LOL AND HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING BUT HE STILL THOUGHT I WAS CUTE. AND HONESTLY THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME BECAUSE I GOT BULLIED MOST OF MY LIFE AND NOBODY EVER COMPLIMENTED ME BECAUSE MY "SPOILED KID SCHOOLS" HAD KIDS WHO DON'T WATCH ANIME OR READ COMIC BOOKS AND HAD STRAIGHT A'S AND HERE I WAS WITH THE OPPOSITE. LOL IM RANTING AGAIN GOSH I SHOULD MAKE A BOOK ABOUT THIS LOL. WAIT I TOLD U GUYS ABOUT MY EX RIGHT? THE FIRST BOYFRIEND I INTRODUCED? HE NEVER ACTED LIKE A GOOD BOYFRIEND(HE WAS MY FIRST BOYFRIEND) AND HE ACTED LIKE A FRIEND. ALL WE DID WAS HOLD HANDS AKWARDLY WHILE HE SQUEEZED MY HAND FAT AND TALK ABOUT HOW HIS FOREHEAD WAS TOO BIG. MY BOYFRIEND RN(SECOND BF) I DID A LOT OF STUFF WITH LOL. (FIRST KISS, FIRST DATE, FIRST TO MEET PARENT, FIRST TO TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS :)….. HE'S SO CUTE LOL HE SAID HE THOUGHT I WAS A SOPHMORE CUZ MY BODY WAS MATURE AND "NO ONE COULD HAVE AN ASS THAT NICE" LOL. GOD I SOUND LIKE A LITTLE GIRL YOU GUYS DO NOT WANNA HEAR ME RANT ALL ABOUT THIS ONE GIRL WHO HURT ME SO BAD IT CHANGED ME FOR THE BETTER… YEA OKAY GN? SORRY AGAIN :(

NEXT CHAPTER MUCH LONGER I SWEAR

HEY BTW IF U GUYS HAVE AN INSTAGRAM I CAN FOLLOW FOR A FOLLOW BUT NO SCAMS YOU GUY SHOULD PROBABLY MESSAGE ME HERE THAT YOU WANT TO FOLLOW CUZ I HAVE A PRIVATE ACCOUNT AND I MIGHT DENY CREEPY ACCOUNTS :( GOTTA KEEP IT SAFE U KNOW? GOSH IVE NEVER DONE THAT LOL BUT LITTLE HEADS UP I DONT REALLY POST MARVEL OR ANIME ON INSTAGRAM JUST MY LAME LIFE U KNOW? LOL

I HAVE SNAPCHAT BUT I DONT FOLLOW MANY PEOPLE THER SO THATS A NO GO