Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of Mysterion". After an intense confrontation with Lucifer, Princess Kenny ran off in a frantic attempt to find Karen. Lucifer sent the Canadian Devil to retrieve him but when the devil found him he did not recognize him due to the dress and the wig. This gave Kenny an opportunity to run off and find Karen. However…Karen confessed that Lucifer has confided in her and told her many things that her young, innocent little ears probably shouldn't have heard…Karen broke down in tears after explaining the possibility that he might turn evil. Kenny attempted to tell her that he was her guardian angel as proof that he wouldn't turn but as he was about to say…he came in…
Chapter 29: They made it
Kenny's P.O.V.
"So Kenneth…she told you a lot hasn't she?"
"You have too and let me tell you that's a bunch of bull crap, I'll never turn evil"
"You can't stop it Kenny…neither can I. But that's why I want to die...I refuse to become like my father and I doubt you want to be like yours"
"Pfft…m-my father is a great man"
"Oh cut the crap with a butter knife Princess, Karen also confided in me as well and told me about your guys family problems"
I turned my attention towards Karen
"You told him about dad!"
"I'm sorry"
"Why would you do that?! You barely know him!"
"Well he's not such a bad person Kenny, so I-I told him y'know"
Lucifer spoke back up
"See? This is why you have to kill me. I will not become what my father has become I refuse!"
"So how do you know it will even work?! Didn't we die in the South Park Mall Parking lot and wind up at the Sunken City of R,lyeh?"
"That's because we died at the hands of Cthulu smart ass! We died at the hands of the most evil thing in the universe, of course we aren't going to wind up in heaven!"
I heard Karen's soft voice speak up
"Kenny…if, if you want to die with him you can"
"Karen what?!"
"I don't want you to wind up like our dad either…what if you stop loving me?"
"Dammit Karen I'm not gonna wind up like dad! I'm not gonna kill myself, you still need me!"
"No I don't Kenny"
"W-what?"
"I don't need you Kenny, I'm growing up…I'm gonna be a big girl in a few years and, and sometimes I made it through without…I can take care of myself…"
I didn't know what to say…but Lucifer did
"Aye…having parents that lack any care toward their child can cause the child to grow up much faster"
I exploded
"SHUT UP! YOU'VE MESSED UP KAREN'S MIND WITH YOUR DEMON-SPAWNING BULLSHIT! I SWEAR IF YOU TALK TO HER EVER AGAIN I'LL….I'LL!"
"You'll what?! Kill me?!"
I calmed down not really having a response
"If you're that mad at me, then kill me. Then I will definitely never talk to Karen anymore right?"
He tossed me a knife…
"It's simple really, one slice to my neck here-"
He pointed to his jugular vein at the side of his neck
"One quick slice and I'll die in a matter of seconds and I will never be able to talk to Karen ever again…just do it"
Outside the Castle
Red's P.O.V.
"Come on guys…time to rescue Karen"
"Not so fast!"
I heard a voice say and I looked up the castle wall only to see
"Nathan and Mimsy…"
"That's right Red! Now you have to…Mimsy turn me around already!"
"Doyee sure boss"
He did so but
"Turn me around TOWARDS the intruders!"
"Oh hehe sorry boss"
"Yeah I'll "hehe sorry boss" you"
He turned Nathan around to face us…not like he could look down from the top of the wall anyway but whatever
"Now as I was saying before, you aren't allowed in the castle because you'll interfere with Lucas' work"
"Lucas?"
Kyle asked
"Doyee the boss boss"
"Shut up Mimsy"
Cartman decided to step in, god help us
"Oh yeah well how is you going to stop us when you can't even lift your arm to hit Mimsy?!"
"Like this, BEELZABOOT!"
He poofed in…nothing dramatic
"What!?"
"The plan jack-ass the plan!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
He snapped his fingers…again nothing dramatic. Suddenly a bunch of fiery doors came from the ground and opened, revealing men…Canadian Men?
"Um…you're stopping us with Canadians? Are they just gonna fart us to death?"
Cartman asked. The Canadian Devil answered
"Actually I'm borrowing these guys from Canadian Hell. They are pedophiles…Canadian pedophiles"
"Oh…shit"
Cartman said
"That's right friend, eh you can go get em guys just you just do whatever you want"
The devil poofed away undramatically and Mimsy and Nathan followed. The pedophiles charged us so we split up each attack and running and dodging try to avoid whatever they were planning to do to us. As I fought one of them picked me up from behind…I screamed with everything I had and he dropped me then fell. Scott was over his fallen body
"Hey you saved me Scott, thanks! But you aren't scared?"
"They're pedophiles little red haired girl"
"Hey I'm gay, guy"
One said approaching him before Polly attacked him
"Look we will hold him here, you go and get Karen so we can leave"
"Thanks Scott…maybe you're not such a dick after all"
"I've been saying this for YEARS!"
I ran off into the castle and hit the main hall
"Hallways…everywhere…"
I had no clue where to go…until I heard a scream
Author's note: Okay that was chapter, what are we at now? 29? Yes that was Chapter 29! This was kind of hard to write honestly so that's why I took a little while on this apologizes if it's not terribly good but the problem I have with my story is that there was no prewriting involved. I honestly should have because it would have come out much better as I literally made up these chapter as I went along. But from now on I'm storyboarding me stuff, this is the only exception. Thanks for reading and watch out for chapter 30…right? That's where we're at?