Chapter 3
Another day in the host club they where cosplaying once again. all their guest gathered around them eyes sparkling and drooling at what they all had on for the theme they where doing today.
"Tamaki why are you so beautiful?"
One of tamaki guest asked in a awed and dreamy tome. She was one of the small group of females who had managed to secure a seat with the host club king out of the large group of females that surrounded him on the tatami mats that the host sat upon. He had on a layered kimono of different shades of brown purple ribbon tried to the hair at the side of his head to help attach short extensions to his hair and make a ponytail.
"So that I may catch your eye for possibly a second longer." Said tamaki
Tamaki answered the girl smoothly as he ran his hand through his light blond bangs. The girls all sighed at once with love and hearts in their eyes. While tamaki did what he does best. Usagi watched from where she was at she wonder how he does it when his emotions spoke differently.
"Why is your voice so mellow?"
Another girl asked several of the girls gasping in delight at the hosts actions. Her head was tilted to the side in confusion but either way she loved anything that tamaki does so she and his other guest didn't care one but.
"So that my feelings of passion might reach your delicate heart all the much more sweeter." Said tamaki smoothly
Tamaki answered with tears in his beautiful eyes. He though about usagi when he does his host club duties the dreams of him as diamond he was a real jerk to her but he didn't understand why he was this person.
"You two wear the same kimonos too?"
A girl with cropped hair asked the hitchiin twins from her seat not fat from tamaki group. The twins smirked and was about to get to work on what they normally do with the club hours. They where wearing matching blue and yellow kimonos with green hair clips helping hold back the parts in their hair. The two were sitting in simplistic bamboo chairs with a sign in between them that read love. The two motioned around the room with their hands.
"Nearly everything you see us wear was designed by our mother. If you would like we can take an order for something." Said the twins
The wo motioned towards their own kimonos with opposite hands to show everyone who had their families work all the girls smiled widly from what the where seeing with usagi had hearts in their eyes in his seat and grabbed his brother chin and forced him to look up at him.
"But the only one to help you take off your kimono will be me, karou." Said hikaru
"Hikaru, your embarrassing me in front of our guest." Said karou
Karou had a slight blush coloring his face and tears welling in his hazel eyes. Their tow guest began to scream in delight at their show of affections. They wished their new brothers where going to act like the twins it was hot.
"Haruhi, usagi!"
Three girls called together to the two male brothers who they wished would act like the twins. They left from their cushions on a area of elevated tatami mats and made their way over to the guest.
"What is it my dears." Purred usgai
Usagi had her host smile and her smooth way of talking to the girls with the power of venus. Turning towards the girls she was wearing a pink kimono with moons and starts all over it. Haruhi had a dark blue on with planets all over it. The two slowly walked over to their waiting customers. As they where stepping up on the mats haruhi slipped and fell into usagi usgai took her face into his hands as she cupped her sister face and leaned her face down.
"Are you alright my dearest brother?" Purred usagi
"Yes I am thank you for catching me im not that gracfull like you are my dear brother." Said haruhi
"Never ever say such things about yourself your my brother and you will act as such." Purred usagi
Usagi bent down and kissed her sister forehead as the girls passed out from the nosebleeds while the twins clapped their hands they did it with out even trying. They where good real good in what they do while tamaki rushed to the bathroom thinking it was him in her lap until they heard him scream and came out with a huge smile on his face. The club closed down for the day. Usago attention returned to her as she noticed a girl hiding behind a pillar as if she was nervous about something. Tamaki stopped what he was doing and saying and looked towards the girl as well. the rest of the host club seemed to get interested once again and looked towards the new guest.
"So we have a brand new guest it seemed?" Asked the twins
Standing from their slumped on the floor the two made their way to the girl they wondered who she was they never seen the girl before. And they never heard of any new students into the school anytime soon.
"What are you waiting for? Come on it?" Chirped karou
Karou producing a rose out of his kimono sleeve the girl seemed to gasp in shock as if he was using magic for the roes to come out of no where she looked around as if she was searching for someone that was in the club room.
"It isn't any fun just to watch." Said hikaru
Hikaru drapped himself over his brother shoulder and also produced a rose that made usagi have some heart ache remembering tuxedo mask from his roses. The girl backed away slightly so the hosts could now see that she had long brown hair with a large pink bow resting at the top of her head.
"Come on." They said together.
The girl started to stutter under her breath and took a step back. Usagi eyes went soft thinking something had happened to her to make her act like that. But she couldn't get a good look on her emotions since they where all over the place.
"Aren't I always telling you to be more courteous to our first time guest." Reprimanded tamaki
Tamaki appeared behind the girl with a rose in his wondering what was the big idea with handing out the roses. Not as if it was going to impress someone. He extended his hand to the girl and smiled at her warmly.
"Here don't be afraid princess." Said tamaki
Tamaki took ahold of her chin and got close to her face. Giving her his natural host smile. Usagi crossed her legs and sat back down to watch the sinking ship that was about to happened. she finally locked on her emotions and thought it was not going to be pretty what she was about to do.
"Welcome to the ouran host club." Said tamaki smoothly
"NO! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME YOU BIG FAT PHONY!"
The girl suddenly yelled and slapped tamaki face in order to move him away from her. The rest of the host club froze behind tamaki and were forced to look on with shock clear on their faces at the new girls violence. Kyoya who looked over at usagi who came like a sister to him she was snickering at what she saw.
"I'm.. a phony?" Asked tamaki
Tamaki question as he clutched to his face and clung to usagi leg. Surpised and hurt was clear in his large eyes. That was a low blow and a stab at his own male pride. He thought he was the best at the host club well other than his usako who was naturally a charmer. And not who ever was this girl was she didn't like him.
"YES YOU ARE A BIG FAT MEGA PHONY!"
The new girl yelled with sudden confidence she point at him with a fierce look on her large brown eyes. She wondered if she was related to rei but then again it would be kinda odd. Usagi and the twins had no choice but to go into another room and bursted out laughing.
"I can't believe you're the prince of this club! The prince figure does not go spreading love around so readily! How can you be so stupid! Its almost like you're a dim-witted narcissist! Incompetent! Commoner! Mediocre! The pits of the bows of hell!"
The girl continued her verbal abuse to tamaki not even noticing that she was kinda entertaining everyone else in the host club. Kyoya looked over to the room where haruhi was in with her sister and the twins laughing their asses off he wanted to join in the laughing fest t. he had to hold in his laughter seemed to take physically take all those insults. By the time she was done yelling at him. Tamaki felt like he been struck by lightning. He staggered slightly and them slowly he began to fall backwards.
"Oh it's a new technique!" Chirped hikaru
Hikaru noticed as tamaki began to fall. The twins and hunny watched him closely with awed looked on their faces. They came back out seeing tamaki fall backwards snickering here and there because it was priceless this chick was awesome.
"By any chance are you?" Asked kyoya
Kyoya began to say something before the girl tackled him as if she was a football player. This shocked everyone in the host club even usagi she needed to keep a eye on the gates more often to see things like this happened. everyone eyes where wide in horror from what they where seeing right before their very eyes.
"Kyoya my love! I've wanted to meet you my own prince charming!"
The girl cooed as she tighted her hold on him. Usagi watching in horror now her amusement was stomped on like a nasty ugly spider. The chick was funny but now they where thinking she was a crazy stalker fan girl.
Meanwhile a few minutes later
Everyone sat on the sofa as they listened to what the brand new crazy fangirl stalker chick that waltzed into their lives. And what she had said made tehm want to wash their brains out with soap and it was some pretty dirty things she had said in the sexual nature.
"Fiancée?" Asked hikaru
The girl that was not sitting on a chouch in the third music room. Disbelief clear on his face and his brother matching faces. They hid the look of horror in their eyes they wondered what in the world she saw in the shadow king kyoya.
"Kyoya's?" asked korou
The twins looked at each other with wide eyes as they leaned over the couch opposite the girl was sitting on. She had a wide bright smile usagi thought she needed to get rid of the bow in her hair. She was trying to act like minako it seemed.
"Yes my name is hoshakuji renge! I will be transferring into class 1-A tomorrow." Chirped renge
Renge answered politely smiling at all of them. Usagi groaned it was just her like that the new crazy stalker chichi in the school was going to be in her and her sisters class. She rather spend class with chaos and ann again and have alan flirt with her that was way better than this crap. The host club turned when they heard a loud thump they saw tamaki in his emo corner sulking growing mushrooms appearing all around him as he spun his finger on the floor.
"Look. He is mad. Tono is just mad that mommy kept something from daddy." Said the twins
The twins commented on what tamaki was doing. The two turned to each other and smirked. While usagi wondered what the hell he called kyoya mommy for that is a tad bit disturbing and need a nut doctor.
"Whatever." Muttered kyoya
Kyoya glanced up at the twins with a thin smile don his face that creeped them out. He even sat next to usagi since for some reason he felt safe around her and thinking she would save his ass from the crazy fan girl female.
"Are you really trying to make this married couple thing stick?" Asked kyoya
Usagi chocked on her own spit when he had just said that. Kyoya looked at her and patted her back always loved the smoothly it was being around her. But it seemed that she was in shock more than he was.
"It was indeed love at first sight!" Chirped renge
Renge called their attention back to her as she cooed at kyoya. She had a dreamy expression on her face as she clutched her hands together against her cheek. They looked at her wondering what she was going to be ranting and raving about now.
"The way you where adoring those flowers by youself in the back courtyard even when no one else was looking and the way you kindly reached out to that injured kitty." Ranted renge
Everyone looked at kyoya with horror and usagi was in horror as well from what they where indeed hearing from the new crazy stalker chick. Usagi shivered at the mere thought of him doing that to a kitty.
"Who are you talking about?" Asked the twins.
Hikaru and karou was thoroughly confused by the girls words about their shadow king friend.. while they looked at usagi who was looking like she was thinking in horror like they where and they could understand why.
"Could you have the wrong person?" Asked haruhi
The twins started to cling to usagi in confusion and horror from the words that did not match their shadow king. Haruhi looked at renge as if she was insane stalker that they would love to get rid of.
"He is someone who is kind to everyone and yet does not seek to have of him. He loves solitude, but is quite lonesome. The one who looks just like the star of the currently poplar love simulation game. Uki-doki memorial. Ichijo miyabi-kin and that is you!" Chirped haruhi
Usagi sighed she should of figured that she was thinking on that type of thoughts then again it was something that they sure as hell did not want to get into this one to much unles they where needed.
"I see now. You are infatuated with the character and you are projecting the infatuation onto me. Going so far as to delude yourself that we are engaged." Said kyoya
Usagi flinched at the way he had spoked to their new stalker fan girl. It seemed that they where going to have to deal with this no matter what. But they where also praying that shew as going to leave on her free will.
"Deluded, you say? Then that story of her being your fiancée?" Asked tamaki
"I don't even remember acknowledging that. For one thing I never met her before today." Said kyoya
Kyoya only shrugged not even caring as he adjusted his glasses before he continued on. Usagi and haruhi looked at her wondering what the hell was gonna happened now. It seemed the girl knew of him somehow. And from what usagi gotten from the gates it was a kyoya infested room she lives back in france that made all the crazy stalker and perverts in the world look shamed in how creepy her room looked like.
"According to my information. Kyoya adminsterys everything about this club." Said renge
Everyone nodded not sure what to say and wondered where this was even going. Now they had a feeling that they would not be getting rid of her anytime soon. Usagi wondered if she could get away with her being put in a void in the time and space. Or the midnight gates she sure as hell knows that she would not be missed.
"The director! That's perfect! Ive always dreamed of being the drawing car of someones business!" Cheered renge
Renge clasped her hands together with stars in her eyes as idf she had her very own mind theater. Usag slip her coke while she listened into the conversation that she was trying to have. This crazy chick even had a sex toy made look like kyoya from what she viewed from the gates.
"We don't need one, we are a host club after all." Said the twins
Annoyance on their faces both clearly disliked the girl that would soon be joining their class but were trying their best not to be cruel to a guest wanting her to just go back home to where ever she came from.
"I've made up my mind!" Chirped renge
Renge continued as if she didn't hear the, she stood up and moved so the entire host club was in her view before she pointed at the oozing confidence as she grinned at them making them look with more horror than they already was feeling.
"Im going to be this host club manager!" Proclaimed renge
"Is this really ok kyoya?" Asked usagi
"Yes usako, she the daughter of a client that is important to the ootori family. I asked that you be sure not to do anything impolite." Said kyoya
Everyone rolled their eyes and wondered why the hell they had to do that for. It was his family problem not thiers. Hell usagi wanted to drag her to the time gates and drop here somewhere she would not like very much.
To be continued