Narration: Previously on the "Mystery of Mysterion". The gang has made it to Lucifer's castle….that's uh…that's it
Chapter 30-Prefinale
Red's P.O.V.
I ran down the hallway, frantically searching for the source of the scream. As I ran down a hallway I heard what sounded like a struggle going on from the room on my right. I opened the door to see Lucifer trying to plunge a knife that was in Kenny's hands into his neck. Kenny was obviously resisting…and he was in a dress?
"Come on Kenny STAB ME!"
"No!"
"Kenny!"
I said surprised and that stopped the confrontation
"Red…"
Kenny said back surprised
"Hey Kenny isn't that the girl you-"
Karen started to ask but was cut off by Kenny
"AHHHHHHGH!"
"Oh right sorry hehe"
Karen replied…girl he what?
"Why are you here Red?"
"Well it didn't look like you were trying to save Karen so I just took matters into my own hands"
"You came here by yourself?"
"Well I had some help…"
Suddenly there was a lot of noise coming from outside the room and then Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Scott, Wayne D and Polly came bursting into the room. A Canadian pedophile was slowly walking up to the room
"Aye let me touch your butthole guy"
"RAAAAAAAGH"
Cartman screamed before slamming the door shut. They were breathing heavily before their attention was brought to us
"Some help?"
Kenny asked
"Soooo what's going on here?"
Kyle asked, obviously noticing the scene before him
"How did you escape my plan for you guys?"
"What the pedophiles? Easy we just ran dummy"
Cartman responded to Lucifer
"But, but there was more than that! I had guard dogs and…and Canadian Satan! And then that prison guy was supposed to be the backup plan to that you-you didn't encounter any of that?!"
"Nope"
"No"
"Nu-uh"
"Nah"
"No mah"
"KAW!"
"Note to self: When Nathan's limbs heal, break em again"
Lucifer silently said to himself. We kind of stood there in silence until Kyle broke it
"Sooo what now?"
"Throw Lucifer to the pedophiles?"
There was a silenced period of thinking
"Yup"
"Sure"
"Why not"
"Let them fuck his butthole mah!"
"Polly says do it KAW!"
"Yes well how about you hear what I have to say first hmm?"
Lucifer explained
"No I think considering the fact we walked into this North American frozen shit hole called "Canada", slept in a dirty prison cell after watching some crappy, fake ass Canadian Superman get raped-"
He was cut off by a scream in the distance
"I'm better than Supermannnnnnnn!"
"-and then almost get raped by your Canadian pedophiles I think we should let them make your butthole so wide that when you shit, your crap just falls out"
I decided to step in
"Okay Cartman, first of all ew, second of all we should let him say what he has to say and then we throw him to the wolves wouldn't you say Kenny?"
"Absolutely, you better start talking"
"Alright, alright here's what I have to say"
He began and took a deep breath
"…bye"
He said and before we can even respond he vanished in a puff of red smoke. We all coughed and gagged before the smoke cleared and when it did he was gone
"Still think we should have let him talk Red?!"
Cartman said with extremely angry sarcasm. My face flushed with embarrassment and I decided to stay quiet
"Where could he be? He could be anywhere in the whole castle by now"
Kyle stated
"Well does it matter? I mean we got what we came here for which is Karen and the pedophiles are gone. We have a free pass out"
Stan stated
"But what about Lucifer?"
"Karen! That's not important now we just have to get you out, alright?"
Kenny quickly interjected
*sighs* "Okay…"
"Are all thou't ready?"
Cartman asked us
"Yes wizard fatass"
"Shut up Kyle, at least I'm not wearing a bunch of sticks on my head"
"At least I can fit in my outfit"
"SHUT UP KYLE!"
With that last scream for Cartman we proceeded out of the castle. As we made it out with no problem whatsoever Kenny suddenly got jumped by Lucifer. Scott, Kyle, Stan and Wayne D pulled him off. He suddenly transformed into a black demon and that instantly scared them off of him
"Oh shit mah he a demon n shit mah he need da holy ghost mah!"
"ONE THING KENNETH MCCORMICK, I JUST WANTED ONE THING!"
He screamed in his monstrous form
"I WANTED TO BE RID OF THIS WORLD KENNETH, I WANT OUT! AND IF YOU DON'T KILL ME-"
He grabbed Karen with his devil tail
"I'LL KILL HER AND IF YOU STILL REFUSE THEN I'LL JUST KILL…EVERYTHING!"
"Guys quick let's stop him!"
I called out and we all charged aside from Kenny who stood in complete fear. He suddenly spread out a pair of bat-like wings with a huge wingspan and that alone sent use barreling backwards. He flew off towards the top of the castle letting lose a screech so grisly that it is completely indescribable…
"Kenny! Kenny come on he has your sister!"
I said to him attempting to shake him out of his mortified state. He didn't respond
"Kenny? Kenny we have to go come on!"
Kyle said to him. Still no response
"Mah he bought your lil sis up to the top of da building mah we got to go up and dis squad gotta pull an exorcist on his black ass mah!"
Kenny still didn't respond…I growled in frustration
"AGGGGGH Come one guys we have to save her!"
I said before we all stormed into the castle, leaving Kenny there
Kenny's thoughts
"Is this what's gonna happen to me?...Am I going to become as insane as him? I…I can't…become that…I-I can't…please I just can't…."
Author's note: Ello chaps! That might be chapter 30 alrighty! I ain't have an idea what accent I'm crappily typing up here or even why I'm doing it. It's definitely not to through your seething rage off my lack of updating recently ahoho no. Certainly not. But all the crappy jokes thanks you guys for reading and watch out for chapter 31 alrighty!