Narration: Previously on "The Mystery of-
Red: We don't have time for this!
Chapter 31: The Finale
Red's P.O.V.
We made it to the top of the castle yet we didn't see him or Karen. I looked up only seeing the blackened night sky, then I looked over the edge and saw just how high up we were…did I mention I have a fear of heights?
"Alright Lucifer give up Karen and face us"
I heard Kyle scream, bringing my attention back to what we were up here for
"Or you could just face Kyle"
Cartman just had to add. We heard a demonic sounding response…
"Where's….Kenny?"
All of us darted our heads around looking for the source of the response.
"Where's KENNY?!"
The voice asked in sheer wrath, I stiffened from fear.
"He's-he's not here, so fight us you uh…not good person!"
Kyle was obviously scared to think of a worse name. He heard the slow flapping of huge wings…he appeared of the edge of the roof in his demonic form…Karen wasn't there. He began to speak…
"Leave…now…"
"N-no!"
Kyle adamantly yet fearfully protested
"I said LEAVE!"
Lucifer screamed
"Welp I'm out!"
Cartman said attempting to flee but Kyle grabbed the back of his collar
"I said no!"
Kyle said with now worked up courage
"We demand to fight you now!"
"No no don't listen to him only he wants to fight you!"
Cartman said terrified
"Hehehe…do you really think you could face me?"
"No!"
"Shut up Cartman!"
We all said in sync
"We can easily face you and beat you so fight us!"
Stan said now burning with confidence.
"There is a difference between you and me…you can die"
"Well there's a difference between you and me to! There is six of us and only one of you!"
Stan fired back
"You sure?"
Me, Stan, Kyle and Cartman all looked behind us only to see Scott and Wayne D…running away
"No way I don't play dat shit mah!"
"I may be a dick but I'm not a dumbass!"
They said as they ran off
"K so there is four of us"
Stan corrected
"That's bullcrap why do they get to leave?!"
After Cartman said that Lucifer blasted a mighty stream of fire from his mouth directly at us. We probably would have been dead if it wasn't for Stan Marshwalker's shield.
"Stay here guys!"
Stan said before pushing past the mighty blaze of flames with his shield before plunging the sword down his throat, stopping the flames and allowing us to move in. Lucifer barreled back, choking on the sword. I pulled out my heart arrows and began to shoot at him…they had little effect on him and he soon spit the sword back out at Stan, knocking him back. He came after me next, as he flew at high speeds towards me I rolled out the way. He missed and dug his claws into the floor of the ceiling to stop him sliding. I loaded my bow again but he smacked it out of my hands and it went over the edge. I was defenseless
"I'll save you Red!"
Kyle announced before he ran in with…a leaf blower and turned it on. Lucifer turned towards him
"A leaf blower, really?"
Kyle's face filled with fear as he bent the tube of the leaf blower upwards and slashed Kyle with his claws
"Hey…he hurt Kyle…only I'm supposed to do that!"
Cartman said before charging at Lucifer and body slamming him. Surprisingly it worked and knocked him over. Lucifer laid out stunned on the ground and Cartman ran over to his head with his staff.
"That's a bad Lucifer!"
And smacked him on the head with the staff
"Ow…"
"That's a bad Lucifer!"
"Ow"
"That's a bad, bad Lucifer BAD!"
"Ow, Ow, OW!"
Lucifer yelled and then smacked Cartman away
"That's enough!"
He said getting up
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU CHILDREN"
He brought his clawed hands over his head and a huge black and red ball of pure energy formed between them
"I'LL DESTORY THIS WHOLE PLANET IF I HAVE TO!"
He flew up
"I'M!"
The ball got bigger
"DONE!"
It got even larger
"WITH!"
It was unimaginably large
"THIS WORLD!"
He threw it as we all cringed. After a few seconds…nothing happened and we looked only to see Scott! Holding the orb back!
"Scott!"
I screamed with excitement but I noticed he was a lot bigger…even larger than Lucifer. He threw the ball back at Lucifer and he dodged it. The ball exploded in the sky illuminating the world below it with a red glow. The pure force of the explosion generated powerful winds but Scott shielded us with his enormous body.
"Scott!"
"Hello little red haired girl"
"I can't believe you pushed the ball back! And look at you! You're an even bigger dick now!"
"How are you gonna call me a bigger dick? I'm not a bigger dick!...I'm a huge dick!"
"I thought you ran off!"
"Oh I did and then I came back"
"But how did you get so large?!"
"I drank something called Viagra and it made me huge! I like to keep it in my house just in case"
Lucifer dove towards Scott at high speed, furiously and they locked arms however Scott was surprisingly stronger and threw Lucifer over the edge of the ceiling,
"Scuse me for a minute"
Scott said to us before jumping of the edge of the ceiling, elbow first like a wrestler. We all looked over the edge to watch the fight
"Damn where's popcorn when you need it?"
Cartman said
Scott the now huge dick repeatedly punched Lucifer in his demonic face. Lucifer countered by wrapping his devil tail around his neck and attempted to strangle him. Scott pulled out a fresh bowl of KRAFT macaroni and threw it at Lucifer's face…he instantly released Scott
"Ouch! The cheesy goodness of KRAFT macaroni burns my eyes!"
As Lucifer stood up and tried to wipe his eyes, Scott grabbed his tail and then threw him straight through his castle. The ceiling shook violently and we all tried to regain our footing
"Hey Scott, could you be a little more careful were still up here y'know?"
"Sorry little red head girl, just climb back down"
"Well we can't now you destroyed our only exit…"
"Oh okay then I'll just help you guys down"
As he walked over here he tripped over a tail…a demonic tail
"We're not finished here!"
Lucifer jumped up several feet into the air and when he came down attempted to punch Scott square in the face. Scott rolled out the way last minute and Lucifer's punch missed plunging straight into the ground. Scott countered by attempting to punch him but Lucifer breathed a might breath of flames at him. Scott grabbed his throat stopping his breath. Lucifer kicked Scott in the stomach which sent Scott up against the wall of the castle. Lucifer held Scott's arms against the wall, he buried his claws into the wall to secure his grip around his arms. Lucifer attempted to stab him in the face with his devil tail. Scott dodged every attempt and kicked him in the balls. Lucifer stepped back and lost his grip to clench his now smashed balls.
"That was a dick move Scott…"
He said hunched over in pain. Scott lifted Lucifer's head
"Thank you"
Said Scott before he smashed his head straight through the wall of castle. The castle began to crumble and tip over. We all screamed and then it fell but once again…we were okay. But we were trapped not by rubble, but a bubble…a berry bubble.
"Hey Bradley!"
I screamed in delight
"Who is this Bradley you speak of red head? My name is not Bradley but Mint-Berry Crrrunch!"
"How did you know where we were?"
I asked
"You're brave friend with the saggy pants over there informed me!"
"Wayne D!?"
"Sure as hell mah"
"I was in town because the Prince of Canada called me in to help him and Mint-Berry Crunch always answers the cry for help!"
"Help!"
Bradley I mean Mint-Berry Crunch turned his head to see Lucifer pinning him to the ground, strangling him. He set us to the ground before flying over to him
"Excccuse me sir but I'm going to have to ask you to let him go at once!"
"And who the hell are you? And how are you flying?"
Lucifer asked
"That's because I'm a super hero! With the combined powers of Mint and Berry I'm-"
He was smacked away by Lucifer's tail and sent flying head first into the rubble
"An idiot"
Lucifer finished his statement for him before turning his attention back towards Scott who was slowly having the life strangled out of him. Mint-Berry Crunch bursted out of the rubble and angrily flew back towards Lucifer.
"Excccuse me sir but I wasn't finished!"
"Oh my devilish apologies please continue….the longer the better"
He said looking back down at Scott
"*clears throat* as I was saying before I'm a superhero, with the combined powers of mint and berry I make-"
He did a 360 spin
"Mint-Berry Crrrrunch!..."
He looked at Lucifer
"Excccuuussssse me are you even listening?!"
He looked back at Mint-Berry Crunch
"Oh sorry can you repeat yourself one more times, he's almost dead"
"That's it! I've tired being nice to you mister scary devil person but now I get serious!"
Bradley began to charge an attack
"Yeah, yeah can you give me a second he's going limp"
"Oh I'll give you a second alright…Berry Bomb!"
Bradley threw a pink ball of energy at Lucifer which violently exploded, sending Lucifer flying through several trees. Scott didn't move…
"Alright…"
Lucifer said, getting up
"If Mint-Berry Fucktard wants a fight he'll GET A FIGHT!"
Lucifer flew furiously towards Bradley and attempted to punch Bradley, but Bradley was smaller and faster, It was like swatting a fly…a fly that smells like mint and berries.
"Frost breath!"
Bradley said before blowing several mint leaves towards Lucifer's face and his face then slowly froze in ice.
"What's the matter mister devil man? You froze there for a second"
The ice suddenly broke from a blast of fire from Lucifer's mouth and it hit Bradley. Lucifer then ripped a huge chunk of earth from the ground and threw it at Bradley
"Instant transmintion!"
He said before teleporting behind Lucifer. Lucifer was oblivious to where he was…Bradley cupped his hands
"Mint"
A pink sphere of energy formed
"Berry"
He paused
"BLLLLLLLAAAAAASSSSSTTTT!"
He fired it straight towards Lucifer and it hit. But Bradley was grabbed as he still fired the blast…
"But…but how did you-"
"Because I'm immortal bitch"
Lucifer said before he threw Bradley in his mouth and swallowed him. Bradley landed into a pit of stomach acid before he flew out of it
"How did he withstand my Mint-Berry Blast?! This I going to require drastic measures!"
He said surprised, his voice echoing in the belly of the beast. He began to charge energy. He was surrounded by a pink sphere of energy
"You ready for this Lucifer it's my ultimate attack! Mint-Berry Nova!"
As he screamed that the sphere got larger and larger until Bradley's whole body flashed green and then it exploded violently and powerfully. Just like that Bradley was out
"Ha! He stood no chance against my Mint-Berry Nova!"
Bradley's joy soon turned to disbelief when he saw Lucifer in one piece and even worst…unharmed
"But…how? You-you should be blown to bits….you should be dead!
"I can't die idiot I told you I'm immortal. Do any of you listen? None of you can destroy me, only one can destroy me"
"That would be me…"
Lucifer turned his head hearing that all familiar voice
"Kenny…now you show"
"Alright I'm here…and I'm going to kill you"
"Oh and you may Kenny but…
He formed the huge orb of energy in his hands once again
"After I destroy this world!"
"Hey! That wasn't part of the deal!"
"Well I've added it to part of the deal! I'm sick of this world, nobody ever had the time to care about me, people have made fun of me and if I can never be happy…nobody can!"
The ball grew
"Fuck the deal"
The ball grew again
"Fuck people"
The ball grew once more
"Fuck this world"
Ball grew so large it was visible from space
"AND FUCK YOU!"
As he was about to throw it he froze…the ball vanished in his hands and there was an arrow in his neck…he fell to the ground and shockingly he died…A huge black stream of particles poured upwards into the sky from his body…until there was no more. He died…he really died.
"Oh my god you killed Lucas"
"You bastard
Kyle said, finishing Stan first statement
"That pale fuck is dead Kenny saved us!"
Cartman yelled in delight and we all celebrated right there and then but it was very short lived
"Guys….I didn't"
We all stopped
"You didn't Kenny?"
"No I didn't Red…"
"But you had to! You're the only immortal here!"
I protested
"But if you didn't…who did?"
We all looked at each other for an answer…
The Next Day
Kenny's P.O.V.
I walked next to my friends who were waiting for the bus. We all just stood there…silent. What could we say after the events of yesterday? Well Kyle tried to take our minds off of what they were on
"So…how you all been?"
"Good"
Stan replied
"Fuck off Jew"
Cartman responded. I stayed silent
"Kenny? Is Karen ok?
"She's fine…she's sleeping at home"
"You gonna ask Red out or what? You know she wants the dick"
"Don't you think it's a little soon Cartman?"
Kyle asked
"Oh what you want to ask Red out Kahl?"
"Shut up Cartman"
The bus came and picked us up. Stan, Kyle and Cartman sat but I decided to sit next to Red and y'know fuck it! I asked her out
"Y'know…after everything we just been through Kenny…I'm kinda not in the mood for that…I'll just stay single for a while…"
"Oh alright then…we still friends?"
"Course we are Kenny"
Feeling like fool I just got up and walked to sit with Cartman
"Kenny wait-"
She stopped me
"It really wasn't you that killed Lucifer?"
"No…wasn't me"
"Okay then…sorry I-I just wanted to make sure is all…thanks"
"You're welcome"
I sat down and simply wondered to myself and wondered…who was it?
Morgan Freeman: And so with Lucifer slain by an unknown hero, Kenny and his sister were safe from the clutches of the demons. Kenny however will always remain uneasy as he wonders if he is destined to reach the same level of insanity that Lucifer has undergone. Lucifer himself on the other hand is finally at rest. He finally got what he wanted. And so for now, everybody lived happily ever after…
Karen's P.O.V.
"Karen come downstairs you have to get ready for school"
I didn't respond
"Karen! Do you hear me?!"
"Yes mom sorry"
"Well come downstairs young lady school is about to start"
"Okay mom"
I yelled back so she could hear me. I was almost ready to go downstairs but I needed to do one more thing…I walked over towards my dresser and opened the door pulling out an arrow. Looking at this arrow made her feel guilty…for what she did with it
"I'm sorry Lucas…I'm so, so sorry…"
Author's Note: What did y'all think? That was it…the story is over. Sorry that the ending took so long to get out. School was almost over and I didn't really have time to write this on School days cuz this is a very long chapter so I just waited for summer. Was it worth the wait? I appreciate you guys reading my story it means a lot to me…thank you all so much and I hope you all enjoyed. Please share your thoughts and opinions on this chapter, you're all the best goodbye