Chapter 8
The next morining after their little trip they where back at school. while Usagi and Haruhi was looking at everyone seeing that there was something going and class's where canciled dont rhye beliive in sending e-mails.
"Well this morning has been interesting." said Usagi
Tamaki was an idiot but deep down was a genuine guy who took such good care of her. she just felt bad for him he looked like he was alone and no one other than the staff of the house was there for then again both past lives of prince diamond was like that until he encountered her,
"So all of the afternoon classes are canceled?" asked Haruhi
"You mean no one told you? Things are going to get a little hectic around here for the next two days. Ouran Academy is hosting an exposition for the cultural clubs. The drama, art, choir clubs are going to be meeting. It's a big event that the school hosts annually"
Usagi nodded now she understood why class's was canceiled and now they had to see other people from other schools. hell she didn't like the one school who asked for her it was a all female school Amara and micharu didn't even like the school.
"You don't say," said Haruhi
What you mean you've never had it before?" asked Hikaru and Kaoru
The twin's looked at the two sister's as if they never knew what was going on. the whole school knew well unless they thought the whole school knew about the others schools coming.
"Don't you know it's the preferred drink of the host club?" asked Hikaru
"And as the host club manager you should drink it too." said Kaoru
"Oh um I think I know what instant coffee. Is that the coffee where the beans are already ground." said Renge
Renge rushed over to Her usagiand started to hang around her neck and nuzzled her face. Usagi mentally groaned at the annoyance of the craz stalker. why did she have to be the one to have the stalker.
"That's just ground coffee instant is something completely different. I do not think there are any coffee beans in instant coffee. You just add hot water and then drink it! You don't have to brew it it's kind of awesome" said Hikaru
"It's like coffee but not as robust," said Kaoru
"And yet it's strangely satisfying" said Hikaru
The twin's where trying to still figure out the difference of the instant coffee and the regular coffee you have to ground the bean's yourself. it was much better than the coffee they normally make.
"Now that you mention it we just ran out of instant coffee," said Kaoru
"Go get us some more Haruhi," said Hikaru and Kaoru
The twin's put their hands on Haruhi shoulders to get her to go to the store and get them more coffee. while Usagi watched them with amusement in her eyes. Haruhi sighed it seemed that she would not see what was going on.
"Why do I have to get it?" asked Haruhi
"Because you're the only commoner no one else knows where to get it," said Hikaru
"We've been serving to our guest and besides its part of your job," said Kaoru
"But the cultural exposition are going to start soon" said Haruhi
"Yea but it's not mandatory so you don't have to go" said Hikaru
Usagi snickered and asked her sister if she would want her to go with her. it seemed that she wanted to go alone so she could think and cool down from the twins annoying ways.
"So with that being said" said Kaoru
They carried to Haruhi to the door so they could get their coffee that they so wanted. while Haruhi was thinking of all the different ways to kill the twins in their sleep. while her sister was being molested by Renge since she was sitting in her lap.
"Be careful out there!" said Hikaru and Kaoru
Usagi shook her head and was ready to push this crazy chick off her. but if she did that she would get in trouble for harming anouther student. life suck's sometime's with you have some crrazy stalker.
Meanwhile two hours later
All the host club was watching what was going on in shock. at the tall woman who had Haruhi with her. while the other girl's only watched the leader of their little group. thats what they guess that the tall woman was the boss.
"If we fight we fight together, if we fail we fail together,"
The girl said before kneeling down before Haruhi as if she was deeply inlove with her. Haruhi was wondering what the hell was going on. and why was this lady trying to get fresh ith her for some reason.
"Even I were to die I would never ever leave you my love"
The girl took Haruhi hand and started kissing it. while Haruhi wanted the crazy girl to leave. she didn't want to have some crazy stalker like her sister has. it seemed that this girl also knew that she was a girl as well.
"Benibara I thought you'd never show up," said Hinako
"Where did you find this lovely young lady?" asked Chizuru
"I found her outside of the school. She may be dressed as a boy but I knew she was girl. She has such maidenly eyes," said Benibara
The one named Benibara started to rub Haruhi cheak with her thumb. while Haruhi was starting to freak out with this chick getting fresh with her like she was. while the other two girl's walked over to them.
Uh thanks I guess," said Haruhi
The two other girls started to feel Haruhi leg and arm's as if she was some sort of a object that they can molest at their own time and when ever you wanted. Tamaki was pointing with a shaky finger.
"Her skin is so soft," chirped Hinako
"Isn't she though I think she's a little diamond in the rough" chirped Chizuru
"What in Dante's seven hell's in going on here?" asked Usagi
Everyone looked in the back of the room, Usagi stood before everyone with pure white gown that was made for her and her alone. and a crown that nearly matched her neo queen serenity one on her head with her hair was still the same. her eye brow arched in wonderment.
"Oh my goodness what long beautiful long hair you have," said Chizuru
Chizuru said taking Usagi hair, as she ran her fingers through it. she had to admit it was so soft as the purest of silk. it seemed that her hair was natrually like the way it was.
"So it's so long and with that gorgeous deep blue eyes that matches the color of the moon itself." said Chizuru
"You have those beautiful blue eyes," said Hinako
Usagi arched a brow at these people. She now knew why Amara and micharu didn't like these people and that is saying something when gay people didn't like the school. Haruhi was kinda glad that it wasn't her.
"Oh dearie you are barking up the wrong tree. I ain't gay and never will be, I'm straight and only will date men." Said Usagi
"I love the fire in your eyes," said Benibara
Benibara went over and started cupping Usagi cheek, her cheeks went a little red from the sheer beauty that was standing before her. she was the goddess they needed in their proud school.
"Don't you touch my Usako!" growled Tamaki
Tamaki ran over to save His Usako from being molested by the new crazy chicks from another school. that was only for him to do and not no one else. he should be the one to be touching His usako that way.
"Leave them alone!" growled Benibara
Benibara tried punching Tamaki in which in Usagi terms that was a major no no on this bitchs faught. no one ever attacks the people she cared about. but then Usagi caught her fist afterwards and shot her the glare that all of th dark kingdom known all to well..
"If you intend on seeing the light of day again, you will not touch my friends. or hurt them in any way shape or form. because it shall be bad for ones health when they harm people i care about" hissed Usagi
All three of the girls including Benie all blushed at this girl's command. Benie was nearly swept away with the inner strength of this maiden. and loads of fire and strong. this was someong who needed to be at their school not this dump.
"Your wish is my command maiden," said Benibara
"She hit me! She's so violent!" said Tamaki
Tamaki scooted back to the other host clutching his face where Benibara punched him. while Usagi rolled her eyes and went over to the changing room and went back into her uniform.
"Get a hold of yourself!" said Hunny
"Guess the rumors we heard are true you are all just a bunch of weak little punks with no sense between you" said Benibara
Those uniforms I assume you're from Lobelia girls' academy" said Kyoya
They took off their uniforms to reveal their dress outfits Usagi sat down and seen what was going on now. it seemed they had some sort of show outfits on. she might as well watch and see how this was going to turn out. Usagi started to record this little show with her iPhone since her scouts would love this. Along with her friends who were also her allies.
"Lobelia!"said Benibara
Lobelia!" Chizuru sang a little higher.
"Lobelia!" Hinako sang the highest.
"St. Lobelia 2nd year Benio Amakusa" Benibara said.
"Lobelia!" All three of them sang.
"2nd year student Chizuru Maihara" Chizuru said.
"Lobelia!" All three of them sang.
"1st year student Hinako Tsuwabuki" Hinako said.
"Lobelia!" All three of them sang.
Usagi was wondering what the bloody hell they where smoking it seemed whatever it was it was some good shit. they suck at what they where doing and they suck with the thoughts that they imply to other's. But she knelt old cause a lot of amusement to all she knew they all get kick out of all this,
"We are members of the Lobelia St. Academy white lily league otherwise known as" said Benibara
"The Zuka Club!" All three of them said.
Everyone looked at them now it seemed that these chicks where trying to impress them. and sadly it was not working they jjust wanted to call the nutward to have these people hualed off to go and put in the padded room.
The…Zuka…Club?" said Tamaki
Tamaki passed out as Hikaru and Kaoru laughed so hard they where on their hands and knee's. while Bella wanted to know if these chick's know that they where not making no point to none of them. and they where making themselves look like major assholes.
"What a stupid name! The Zuka Club! My stomach hurts!" said Hikaru as he laughed hysterically.
"The Zuka Club that's priceless! And those get ups are under their uniforms" said Kaoru
"You shouldn't underestimate the Zuka Club!" They heard Renge said
Renge rose out of the floor wearing a purple kimono and drink instant coffee. while usagi rushed around the corner hiding from her stalker. Usagi sent the Video to everyone to they could have a laugh at it. Mori was the only one who noticed her gone and understood why.
"I may not know much about instant coffee but I simply just love girls' schools," said Renge
Renge was taking a sip of her coffer and gagging from the taste. she wipped at her mouth like a proper lady would and placed her coffee up back down and was about to finish what she was going to say.
"St. Lobelia Academy! It is truly a woman's paradise there, The Zuka club are a group of young maidens who believe that women are superior in every way. The club prides itself in its 30-year history. It is a society of maidens, by maidens for maidens! Zuka club activities include maiden tea parties, maiden debate forum, and of course musical review by the club's top members!" explained Renge
"You sure have a vast wealth of knowledge Renge," said Kyoya
Kyoya took off the breast plate from the cosplay they where going to do. while he wondered how his former stalker knew all about this other school. while Usagi was still hidden behind the wall untilt he stalker left.
"I've just always adored St. Lobelia I just couldn't go there what I would do without my boys," said Renge
Renge went back into the floor. Haruhi went to go and tell her sister that her delightful stalker was gone now they needed to go and get rid of these chick's not. they where freaking them out and annoying. She notice that she as filming this again after the annoying stalker left,
"A maiden's beauty it moves it is pure enough not to get in to power" said Chizuru
"As a girl we have had enough of your oppression for woman kind," said Hinako
"And our pride comes in with meaningful relationship of equality because we're the same sex and that include a romantic relationship" said Benibara
"Yea you tell em Benio" said Chizuru
Usagi shook her head knowing now these chicks needed to get a life or something it seemed that they where not all up stairs it seemed when it came down to the views on life. or their parents didn't teach them but them again they will be giving others amusement in their actions, even kyoya had a flash in his glasses to show he was pleased at what she was doing.
"You're awesome Benibara!" said Hinako
"Whatever we're so over it" said Kaoru
"Why don't ladies just scram," said Hikaru
"I find it hard to believe that you all can't understand all sublime female love," said Hinako
The twin's where sitting on the couch one was playing his game. and the other was looking at all the coffee that Haruhi gotten them from the store. while she was making coffee.
"I find it hard to believe that you all can't understand all sublime female love," said Hinako
"What the hell is she talking about?" asked Hikaru
"You should feel sorry for them Hinagku they're host club charms don't work on us for now they're all flustered" said Chizuru
Chizuru ripped the mustache off Benibara face. as Benibara looked up looking smug thinking that they where making their point acrossed who was a better school and the way they thought was the correct way.
"True I must say I'm glad we got to perform here we got to sneak a peek at the infamous Ouran Host Club" said Benibara
"Hey guys are we really infamous?" asked Hunny
Mori covered his mouth from the bored yawn he let out.. these crazy chicks where draining the life out of the room and the energy that they had. along with their fun they normally have.
"Yea" said Mori
"And to think they're dragging these young maiden's down with them" said Benibara
"Huh?" said Haruhi confused.
"The host club president may be a pretty little halter but he shouldn't be using his looks to create fake romances!" said Benibara
Usagi shook her head at the way that these people where putting down others becuase they where half and half. nothing wrong with that its the way they were born and nothing they could do about it.
"Tempting to fool the heart of a poor young maiden's is demeaning! You're so called club activities are nothing more than your stupid macho testosterone! I swear to you, you all will go down! The Ouran Host Club will be abolished!" lectured Benibara
All three of them where in Nazi uniforms doing to sign and everything. Usagi now knew they where crazy Nazi's. oh how this she get so luck to have freaking Nazi's as a bloody stalker. She filmed this and was going to send it.
"All hail Zuka Club!" All three of them said.
"I see I understand you concern but do you think we could finish this later?" asked Kyoya
"Are you saying you're not going to face us?" asked Benibara
Binibara crossed her arm's knowing that these people where trying to get out of what she wanted to do. Bella only watched between the Nazi's and her freinds. she would go for her freinds other thant he nut job Nazi's.
"Not at all it's just that our king is still bed ridden from the cultural shock," said Kyoya
Usagi sighed as Tamaki was suggled his head into her lap. while Kyoya sent her a I'm sorry look he knew this day was getting to her. and with Renge and these chicks that topped everything thaat was going on.
"You see Tama is having his nappy time right now," said Hunny
"Then wake him up!" said Benibara
"Excuse me I made some coffee would you ladies like some?" asked Haruhi
Haruhi came over to the three and offered them some coffee. while they blinked at the coffee they where given they never seen this type of coffee before and the scent of it was different as well.
"Yes aren't you the sweetest thing?" asked Benibara
"You're a real pearl among swine," chirped Chizuru
"You know coffee made by a maiden always taste better," said Benibara
Usagi lifted her eyes up from her book she was reading and arched a brow making a big deal over coffee now. but Haruhi told them it was instant as they started to drank what was given to them.
"How about and the other maidens have little tea party?" asked Chizuru
That made Tamaki wake up and snap out of his shock. as he was making his way over to the Nazi chicks and was going to give them a ear full about what the where thinking and how they think.
"You girls have it all wrong! There's nothing to gain from a relationship with two women!" growled Tamaki
Tamaki ran and wasn't paying attention and sliped on a banana and dipping his finger in the hot coffee. he screamed in pain as Usagi went over to him and bandaged his finger and kissed it to make it feel better as a dim silver light healed it.
"This conversation doesn't seem to be going anywhere," said Benibara
Benibara snatched Haruhi up as if she was going to drag her out of the room. but it was more or less her trying to get fresh with her again. it seemed that her and her sister was the Nazi stalkers favorites.
"Now that we know what's going on we can't allow these maidens to stay here!" said Benibara
Chizuru pulled Usagi off the sofa close to her. Usagi eye twitched in annoyance that this nazi crazy cow was trying to get fresh with her. this was starting to get old and annoying as hell. she was gong to pull a rei but that mught now be a good idea.
"We will handle their paperwork and have them transferred at once! And we will welcome them into the Zuka club!." said Benibara
"Now hold on Benibara," said Usagi
Usagi shoved the girl nuzzling her chest off her. and shot her a dark glare she hated when the bloody stalkers get all fresh with you. now it was time for her to knock some sense into these Nazi's.
"I can't go to your school" said usagi
Benibara and the other two gasped they needed her. she was what their club was lacking why in the world the host club gets to keep this rare gem of a woman. thats not fair at all and they should be the ones to have her in their school.
"But why not maiden. You would be perfect for the Zuka club," said Benibara
"I'm sorry but I can't go. plus i'm not gay and rather be in a school like this. Plus I can't be in a school with out no guys it's just g
Creepy", said Usagi
"And why not?" Hinako questioned again.
Usagi rolled her eyes not as if they didn't know who she was. hell Amara would through a fit if that happened,. the three of them looked at her so she would tell them why she would not go to their proud school.
"My guardians would not want it. plus they don't like your school." said usagi
"Please won't you think about it?" asked Benie
Benie could see usagi as perfect form of a maiden power, strong, beautiful, fiery and spirited. something that they where lacking for a long time. it seemd that they need to find some way to convice her to come to their proud school.
"You must be ours!" said Benibara
Usagi then walked up to Benie who was now down on her knee's and put her hand on the girl's chin. Benie gasped a little and her face's started to grow red to have this beauty near her like this.
"I will think about it my dear," purred Usagi
Usagi stood back up she was the only one who knew she just lied to the annoying bitch she was just using her host skills,. while Haruhi was going to say a few things that needed to be corrected that they had just said.
"Now hold on I think there's a misunderstanding. First off you called Tamaki a halfer" said Haruhi
"He is a halfer! he's half French and half Japanese!" chirped Hunny
"Well I don't think it's fair to pick on the host club because they don't have the same history as you." said Haruhi
Usagi only snickered it seemed that this club hasn't been around that long. while the other club had been around longer. if she remembered correctly that her mother was appart of it when she was in school.
"We barely have any history we started two years ago." said Hikaru
"Yea the boss created when he started high school." said Kaoru
"Be that as it may saying that club activities are only to satisfy their appetites is just wrong. I mean it's not like the host club are charging their guest or anything." said Haruhi
"Well I wouldn't call it a charge we do have a point system based on the selling of items on the club's website, Check this out Haruhi your used mechanical pencil just sold for 30,000 yen." said Kyoya
Haruhi flinched now she knew where her pencil went now. these little assholes seemed to have taken her pencil she liked she even gotten comfortable with it as well. it takes so long for her to get used to a new penicil or pen.
"What? But I thought I lost that pencil! Why didn't you tell me about this Kyoya! I had no idea you were collecting money." growled Haruhi
"You thought we were all just working here as volunteers? Well it's not much organizing events," said Kyoya
Usagi shook her head her sister had every right to be mad at them right now. hell she would be to if someone stole something off her even if it was lame pencil or something like that.
"You can't go taking stuff without asking first that's stealing!" Haruhi said yelling at Kyoya.
"It wasn't stealing you dropped that pencil" said Hikaru and Kaoru
"I'm sorry Haruhi it's not like we were hiding it from you! Here you can use mine it has a super cute teddy bear on it!" said Tamaki
Usagi and Haruhi would be caught dead with something like that. it seemed he loved a teddy bear. don't he know that would make him look super gay to be writing with a penicl like that.
"I don't want your pencil Senpai," said Haruhi
"Then how about this? I'll share with you the secrets of my success and my fondest memories!" said Tamaki
Haurhi rolled her eyes not even caring what the hell he was rambling about. it was just stupid. she just wanted to leave and get away from them and drag her sister with her. they pissed her off to no end's.
"Oh you poor dear I can't believe they've been deceiving you like this." said Chizuru
"Hey why don't you just dump these losers and come with us?" asked Hinako
"Now hold on Hinagku this young lady has had a long day we'll give you some time to think we'll be back tomorrow" said Benibara
the Zuka club twirled their way out of the club room and left to go and plan for their show for tomorrow. while the host club didn't know what to do with the anger haruhi was throwing off at them.
"I think I better be going I have some thinking to do." said Haruhi
Haruhi walked out with her sister behind where annoyed with the host club for what they had done stealing something that wasn't their's. It pissed haruhi off so much she wanted to punch them all.
"Why did you tell her the truth? You just added fuel to the fire!" said Tamaki
Tamaki rushed over to them and cried as if they could care less at his show of emotions. not as if they where going to leave it seemed that Amara and micharu don't like Lobelia and its bad when two gays chicks would hate that school. So it gave him a peace of mind that they won't leave,
"The facts the facts" said Kyoua
"Maybe we should have asked before we sold Haru-Chan's pencil?" asked Hunny
"Yea for all we know it could have been a keep sake from her mother." said Kaoru
"Nah it was just a freebee at an electronic store" said Hikaru
Eveyone huddled together to plan something to keep them there with them. they would be lost with out Usagi and Haruhi. they where their light and the host club would be lame with out them,
Meanwhile the fallowing day
Haruhi and Usagi was walking toward the third music room when she saw the Zuka club waiting for them. they must been their for their answer. it was going to be a no so they better give up. even though they had a laugh about it last night.
"Hello young maiden's" said Benibara
"We're ready to set those Ouran Host Club idiot straight once and for all!" said Chizuru
"Set what straight?" asked Haruhi
Usagi sighed it seemed that they where still after them and wanted to show the host club that they where beter then them. but they where not the host club don't act like they where gay. well the twins more or less do a brotherly love thing but it not gay.
"That you and your sister should come with us and you should go to school with your own kind," said Benibara
They opened the door and the room was dark with a big pile in the middle of the room. Usagi and Haruhi wondered what the hell was going on. if their having a orgy in there they where going to go somewhere else and wipe it from their mind. Usagi took her phone out knowing something funny was about to happened and filmed it,
"Ouran!" Hikaru sang.
"Ouran!" Kaoru sang.
"Ouran" Mori sang.
"Ouran" Kyoya sang.
"Ouran!" Hunny said.
Usagi snickered mentally at what the hell was going on now. where they trying to make a joke out of the Zuka club. if that what it was then it was funny as hell. and have to tell them they did well with this one. The room lit up and Tamaki stood up with his face full of makeup.
"Ouran!" Tamaki sang with a roll of his tongue.
"Host Club! Welcomes you!" They all said
The boys were all dressed in dressed except for Mori. now Haruhi wondered if they wher batting for the other team since they where dressed as women. but she had to admit it was kinda was happy to get this on video the others old love this one,
"Oh Haruhi and bella welcome back" said Tamaki
He walked up in his pink ballroom dress. while Usagi and Haruhi was trying to hold their own laughter in this was just to priceless wishing to have a camara to film this but they didn't.
"Look Haru-Chan! Usagi! I'm a princess now! Aren't I cute?" chirped Hunny
Hunny was swirling around in his dark pink ballroom dress. Usagi had to admit he would made a adorable girl in that dress. then again these where straight guys in drag it was kinda to funny.
"What is the meaning of this? Are you trying to make fun of woman kind?" asked Benibara
Why no that's not it at all everything's going according to plan our strategy is going to make even a crying child smile. It's the freebee campaign!My dears you all have lived very sheltered lives are Lobelia so you don't know that commoners are weak they have a weakness for free things. Haruhi you may have been distracted by the Zuka club but join us and you will have more sisters! This way you can have more feminine boding than usual and while staying on the host club! Isn't that a great plan? Aren't I pretty?" said Tamaki
The twin's popped over to them as the where going to play their little game that they where normal known to play with others. while Usagi and Haruhi kept their snickers was still filming this,
"We're the Hitachiin sisters who one of us is prettier?" asked Hikaru and Kaoru
"I'm just teasing you," Hikaru said which made Kaoru laughed
"Look, look Haru-Chan! Usagi! You two can call me big sis if you want" chirped Hunny
"Do you idiots really think you can win her over like this? I've had enough of you!" growled Benibara
Then Haruhi and Bella started laughing hysterically. they where clutching their sides from the amount of laughter they where having. Usagi didn't need air but this was hurting her ribs. Usagi put her phone away after she sent it and bursts out laughing,
"Oh man this is too much! I don't even get what you're trying to do!" said Haruhi
Usagi and Haruhi crumbling to their knees in laughter. they where laughing so much it would make Usagi die with laughter . this was pricess. hell minako would of loved this if he was here.
"I knew you guys were a bunch of goofballs but this is ridiculous! You all look like a bunch of preening peacocks! Laughed Usagi
The host club looked at the two sisters and if they where going to stay. they where praying that they would. they didn't want to loose the two of them they where their friends the closest ones they have ever had.
"Are we really that funny?" Hikaru, Kaoru, and Honey said
Which made Haruhi and usagi laugh even just wished they have a camara on them so they would be able to film this. they would love to watch it over and over again.
"C'mon call me big sister! Do it! Just say it! Big sister!" They said
They chased Haruhi around the room. while the two backed away as they where being chaced while laughing their asses off at the whole thing. this was the best day of their lives.
"What were you think what's gotten into you guys?" asked Usagi
"We did this because we didn't want to go away,"said Hikaru
"Well maiden have you made a choice?" asked Benibara
Usagi only shook her head to tell them no that they would never be going to that school. the Zuka club looked sad that they where not going to get the two sisters. maybe they could get them next time.
"Wait a minute if you knew you weren't going to leave then why did you act so angry yesterday?" asked Tamaki
"Well how would you feel if I stole something of yours without asking? I really liked that mechanical pencil it was easy to write with!" said Haruhi
"I'm sorry but I was nice enough to offer my teddy bear pencil and you didn't want it!" said Tamaki
Tamaki was waving that creepy pencil again. Usagi snatched it and snapped it in half now there was no more creepy pencil. while Haruhi Sighed and thought that she needed to do it.
"Uh Benio" said Chizuru
"It's alright do not worry maidens some day we will come and rescue from this place!
This is not over!" said Benibara
They where running out and Usagi snapped her fingers as Mercury ice so they would trip. the Zuka club faceplanted and then gotten back up then they where gone. Usagi then turned around and walked away with a wicked smile on her face. they host club patted her on the back for pulling that dick move on them. as they all got dressed and went home.
To be continued