Through the Window

"So I told you, forehead, there's this hottie living just across the street…" The blonde flicked her mane and began biting her lip anxiously, her gaze fixed on a point outside the window.

Sakura sighed

"What about Shikamaru?" she asked slyly

"Feh, he can stay with that pretentious slut for all I care…" of course, Ino just had to start fawning over some random new guy as soon as Shikamaru's attention was on another girl. The girl was only her boyfriend's assignment buddy, for heaven's sake "Anyway, he's got to come out of his shower one moment or another, my god, Sakura just look-" Ino tugged her friend's arm insistently when Sakura refused to look out of the window.

Reluctantly, the pink-haired girl turned her head and her jade eyes suddenly grew wide. There, behind the window in the house opposite the street, stood a man in all his nude glory, only a small towel covered his groin but there wasn't much left to imagination. His wet, raven hair hung limply around his pale, chiseled face whereas his god-like body still glistened from the previous shower.

"Wow, forehead, I didn't think you'd get all hot and bothered…" were the words that snapped Sakura out of her trance, she raised her hand to her hot face and wiped some imaginary drool from the corner of her lips.

"That- that…" She was completely and utterly speechless.

"Oh my god! You're still staring! Forehead you-" The blonde turned her attention to the window as well and left out an appreciative moan "Now that's what I call a good ass."

The man in his room, ever-so-oblivious to his audience was turned towards his closet and casually let the fluffy, purple towel fall around his ankles, he picked out what seemed to be a pair of boxers and turned around.

Pink.
His ever so sharp sense of vision caught a glimpse of the obnoxious faded red, his brow furrowed slightly as he browsed through the room, desperately looking for where he saw that glimpse of pink.

His eyes darted to the window and a smirk crept onto his face, immediately, teal eyes widened and a strawberry-head hid behind velvety curtains.

"AH! I-Ino… I think he saw me!" Sakura shrieked bewildered

"Well, forehead, deal with it like the woman you are and be polite enough to flash him." Said girl said in a matter-of-fact tone as if it was the most natural thing on earth.

Meanwhile the dark-haired man's smirk grew wider, which didn't go unnoticed by the blonde who had suddenly appeared next to the girl hiding behind the curtain. The pink-haired girl glanced his way again when she decked her girlfriend in the side. Eyes wide and lips curled, she bashfully stared at him, trying not to seem too obvious. Trying being the hint.

He smirked again and motioned towards her t-shirt, the girl flinched when she noticed what he wanted and suddenly disappeared.
Or rather ran out of the blonde's room, the latter currently cracking up laughing and flashing him a wide, pearly smile and a faux-coy doe eyed look.

Shrugging to himself he turned around, leaving the blonde's attempt at seduction shatter…

Smooth, Sasuke… Real smooth. He thought with a sigh as he busied himself to dress up.

Sakura was horny.
And when she was horny, she was grouchy because she didn't do booty-calls, unlike her friend Ino, and worst of all she was single and contrary to popular belief, that didn't mean she was available.

She was way too busy with Uni to think about inane things such as dark, charming anonymous men with wonderfully rounded buttocks and wet raven locks and beautiful, glistening abs.

Yeah, that's what she tried to tell herself as she made a dash to the nearest Starbucks and ordered herself a Green tea Frappucino to cool her nerves.

It must've been just her luck, she thought as she turned around, that the cause of her … discomfort just walked into the damned café as well.

"Well, well, if I knew I'd run into a voyeur today …" The dark-haired man drawled lazily, smirk in place.

Well, so much for charming, Sakura thought wryly as she walked past him, but damn him for smelling so marvelously fresh and delectable, even more so than her currently melting Frappucino.

Stupid pheromones. She looked up at him, who was decidedly handsome, if not a bit girly-looking and kind of too tall for her.

Damn.

She was tiny in front of him for Kami's sake!

"Er… E-excuse me?" she managed to reply dumbly and met his gaze dazedly, blinking slightly as she met haughty, dark eyes.

"Well you don't look like a pervert but the quiet ones are the worst I heard…"

Well, that was the last straw, Sakura was a lot of things, but she was NOT a pervert, and who was he to talk? Who was he to begin insulting her and making her feel humiliated and tiny and stupid and horny, and… and…

GAH.

"YOU STUPID EXCUSE OF A MAN! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A PERVERT? AND WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GORGEOUS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN ALLOW YOURSELF TO- " Sakura stopped midsentence as she realised what she'd just said.

Well, rather yelled.

And now people were staring! Oh god, she hated it, she hated being the centre of everyone's attention more than being teased by some tall, dark and handsome guy who just happened to live across from Ino's.

With an indignant huff and a warning glare at the crowd, she ran out of the café, feeling more irritated than when she entered it.

Fuck, she was pathetic.

How could she get so worked up for nothing? It must've been the hormones and the weather.

Yeah, exactly, it had to be the weather.

Which was currently way too cheerful and warm for her mood, she didn't need sunshine and white fluffy clouds and chirping birds and barking dogs waggling their tails as they played in the park.

Stupid pheromones, she cursed inwardly as she sat down on a nearby bench, she really, really felt like crying and stuffing her mouth with chocolates now.

A pair of shoes crept into her line of vision, accompanied by a pair of denim-clad legs and a hoodie and…

That. Damn. Face.

"What the hell do you want?" She snapped, scowling at the man responsible for her dour mood.

Something cold and somewhat damp was placed into her hand, she looked up inquiringly, one neatly tweezed pink brow curving in confusion.

"You forgot your drink when you left so…" Came a much more genuine and less haughty response.

"Th-thanks…" she stuttered, cursing inwardly when she felt the heat creep up to her face.

"I'm Sasuke by the way…" he muttered

"O… Okay…" she replied dumbly

A smirk crept onto his face as she realized her flustered state; her cheeks were redder than the shirt she was wearing and her eyes were wide as saucers whilst her pouty lips were currently alternating between quivering and being bitten on by pearly teeth. Oh damn, was he staring that hard?

Why was he staring at her? She thought worriedly, did she have something on her face?

Wow, the impossible feat was done, her face managed to turn an even brighter shade, Sasuke blinked slightly and gave her a curious once-over.

"Are you alright?" He asked, she hadn't even taken a sip of her drink he so graciously paid for and delivered to her.

"I- I… Yeah." She mumbled "C-can you leave me alone now, please? I'm … I'm not feeling well." The 'in your presence' was left unsaid, but his furrowed brows told her that he knew what she meant.

Nonetheless, just for kicks, he decided not to follow her request and sat down next to her

"If you're not feeling well, it would be very rude to leave you alone." He stated.

"No really, you can leave!" She said, her voice was getting an alarmingly squeaky edge.

Kami, he was way too close!

And was it just her or did the weather get a billion times hotter? Even her panties were starting to feel… moist.

How embarrassing!

A hand was placed on her forehead and she flinched, her breath hitched in her throat

"Kyaah!" she squealed and inched away from his hand

"You're really hot."

Sakura decided that her brain must've melted in the sun because she managed to utter the most ridiculous thing, regarding the situation.

"Th-thank you!" it came out of her mouth before she could think and now she felt dumber than ever.

But something unexpected happened; the stoic young man began to laugh out loud.

She was cute, alright! Sasuke couldn't believe his ears, and then with a simple thank you she had managed to make him laugh like he hadn't in a very long time.

But when her shoulders tensed nervously and her head dropped down in embarrassment, he stopped, stifling his last fit of chuckles; he cleared his throat.

"Listen, what's your name?" Came his voice

"I- uh… Sakura." She replied meekly, her gaze rising up at him "Sasuke, right?" She remembered.

"Yeah. So since your drink is kind of molten and probably warm by now, how about I get you another one?"

Sakura's mouth dropped open, and her head was telling her the most irrational things.

Everything she set up for herself for this year held no meaning anymore.
What happened to her resolve? What happened to 'No dates or boyfriends during the first semester'?

To hell with it! She thought.

Seriously! To hell with it all! Who needs those stupid rules?

"Uh… Okay."

And maybe she really wanted another Green Tea Frappucino too…

A/N: Happy New Year! My first attempt at humor and… SasuxSaku in an Alternate Universe.
It was fun to write, I admit. And yeah, it's too long to be a drabble, I know. Maybe I'll write a sequel to this.

Also I am up for prompts! Just send me a PM, I might also put the request on my LJ if I have time :D