"Tell me a secret."
Coco barked a laugh, "Which one?"
Yang rolled onto her side, the bed creaking as she did, sending her girlfriend a playful smirk. "We~ll, you already showed me that picture of you from sixth grade – still think you looked cute with the retainer…"
"And I still say spend a day being called 'metal mouth' then see how 'cute' it is."
"Then there was Mister Lumpy Bum…
"And the vid of you and your sister going crazy over him. Never thought you or Ruby could get any cuter. Is she still sore I put it on VidTube?"
"Only when someone talks to her about it. I'm surprised people still remember that. It's been, what, three years?" Yang thought for a moment. "There's also your crush on Goodwitch." She shrugged, "Can't say I blame you for that."
"And that's why I love you. Well, that and you have the best rack to cuddle with."
Yang rolled her eyes. "That's all I can remember. So, any new ones?"
Coco took a moment to think before a devious, gleeful look graced her features. "Oh, you're going to love this."
Yang giggled, giving Coco her full attention.
"Okay," Coco began, "Back when I was dating Velvet, I spent the night at her apartment…"
"This isn't going to be a kinky sex story, is it?"
"No, sweetie, we already do my kinks, remember? And we fell asleep cuddling and watching a movie. Anyway, sometime in the morning, I get woken up by some strange noises. Imagine my surprise when I see it's Velvet letting out some of the dirtiest moans I've ever heard."
Yang laughed. "She was having a wet dream?"
"A vivid one, from the sound of it. She was moaning, squirming around, saying 'Oh Coco, right there'…"
Yang laughed again. This was too good.
"And, 'Suck it harder, Ruby…'"
Yang's expression froze. "What?"
Coco smirked. "Yeah, my ex was having a wet dream where she had a threesome with me and Ruby. And from what I heard, your sis had a wicked tongue."
A silence descended on the two of them, Yang with a shocked, thoughtful look on her face, and Coco watching her with a shit-eating-grin.
Yang turned onto her back, inspecting the ceiling. "Well," She said, "I did ask for a secret."
It took five minutes for Coco to stop laughing.