The Epitome of Stupidity (formerly pjo at goode high skool)

by ivywrites

chelsea (my oc) mets the pjo/hoo charactrs!1!1! drama, luv, end mor!1!1! unexpected betrayels, war, end more!1! plus theyre at hig skool! enjoy!111! my first fanfic, so no hate plez (And I'll put a big disclaimer here too. I AM TROLLING, DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY it is intended for humor purposes only.)

2. a lik encoutr with persy end frends

omggg u guyz leev lik the nisest revews!1! i hav this new chaptr written up, i hop u lick it!1! plz remembr to onlee leev nise revews becuz im lik five yrs old end i cant take hate!111!1! hugs end kisses xoxoxoxoxoxo

i angrilly push my bik ovr! MAH POTENSHALL BAE IS WIF ANOTHER GILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! eeeeehhhhhhhh i fel lik ripping mah heir out, but dat wood not be attraktiv or anythin. so i go up to persy and yell hoooooooooo is dat gill yo wif!1!111!

thuh gill has lik blond heir, end lik gray eyes. i dunno actuelly wut she luks lik, becuz everywun's face jus blurrrsss togethr in mah mind, cuz when u hav my fac its dificuilt to concnentrate on othr pepple.

deres othr pepple surroundin persy. but i donut pey any attenshun to dem. annoyngly dey all are good lookin, kinda lik whut i wood look lik if mah face wuz run over by a truck.

i runned up to persy end slap dah gill attached to persy's arm. omg lik shes lik strong, not cute strong lik moi, but lik strong in a gross wrestler. she shaks me of her arm, lik and i hit the ground, but lik i do it in a damnsel in distresssssss way. im likeeeeeee soooooooo cuTEEEEEE!1!11!even wen lik im fallin to the ground.

well the blondy gill, hoo persy calls aanniebethth er somethin, just kinda loks at me lik imm weird er something, but shez probs just jeluss. dey all are. im lik so hot lol

annybethththth er hoever sez "Um, Hi? Do you physically attack everyone you meet?" uh wut no its becuz ur like tuching mah bf bae end i dun lik it so likeee go AWAYYYYY!11!1!

everywun in the group kinda laffs at me witch is lik so rudeeee lik did yo momma evr tech u manors? annybethie laffs dah most witch is lik so rudeeee. i ask dem wuts so funny wen mah adorbs bae persy snikers end sez "Chelsea, Annabeth is my girlfriend. I don't know why you think were dating, I don't think I've ever spoken to you."

wif dat their mass of frends drift away. arrgghh i em so mad lik i will get my revenje en all of dem. ESPESHALLY ANNIEBTHTHTHTHH.!11111 !1111!

mika has to lik drag meh insid and we head to are first classez.

Well that burned my eyes to write. I hope you liked it? Chelsea's entire purpose is to sound dumb, so I hope I did okay with that. Please leave a review, tell me if this is funny or not, and what you want to happen next. (Also I want to add that my username is ironic as well. Octachel is gross to me.)