ow my fellings r hurt by dah meen reveews lik plz stahp im onlee 5 yeers eld too deh pepple who gived me nice reveews thx u :)
(But seriously, whether you gave me advice or told me to shut up, thank you for reviewing. Also, with the advice of Calefe, I have decided to lighten up on the spelling errors. Also, to We're All Okay, SENPAI YOU NOTICED ME)
yay math. i luv it cuz im lik so good it. it almost makes me feel better about persyyyy. but lik not really lol.
i see this tall asian guy with a seat empty next to him, so lik i go end sit down. i made the so lik inteliligent desision becuz he wuz lik asian and lik asians are lik really good at math. i think…
anywayz mika annoyingly haz all the same classez dat i do, so shez behind me. i decide to ignore her end talk to the asian guy, becuz he looks lik the dude in persy's crew. er, maybe he is, becuz all asians look the same anywayz.
so i notice hez making awkward coversation with lik these two boyz next to him, some mexican elf thing and lik some italian creepy kid.
i saunter ovr end lik say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!1!1! in my luvliest voice, but lik they look at me in horror. maybe they're not used to looking at hot girlz er something so i wave and blink at them.
"my namez chelsea, pronounced chel-SIGH becuz im lik part french er german er swedish fish er something. who er u?" i ask in a frendly voice.
the asian guy er whoever clears his throat end sez "Um, Hi? My name's Frank, these are my friends Nico and Leo. Nice to meet you."
the little mexican elf thing lookz me up end down, wigglez his eyebrowz, end sayz "Helloooo, I'm Leo, and now that I've met you, those two aren't important anymore. Wanna Netflix and chill tonight?"
i say no thank u, i dont date mexicans becuz think about wut donald trump sayz about them, end donald trump is alwayz right. they all glare at me lik i sed somethin offensisive er something, but obviously i didnt becuz im lik perf.
the grumpy old lady dat teaches math clears her throat end said that we would be working in lik math groups fer the year, so take some time to get to know pepple becuz whoever u pick yer stuck with. she sed five per group, but lik the moment she said go everyone peared up end only asian guy, mexican elf, end italian pale breadstick and mika were left.
we sat in a circle in deh floor, end did the group activity thing that lik mrs grumpy pants made us do. we had to lik answer questutuions about ech other to lik get to no each other.
the first quesstion wuz who are yer parents/people u liv with? what are their jobz? so eazy. my daddy is probably the richest guy in the whole world, who built his fortune off of massproducing the rubber ducky. he buys me whatever i want. lik seriously whatever i want. my mom isn't alive anymore, but lik i dont relly miss her becuz lik i was lik one years old wen she passed away.
frank, asian guy, looked at me sympatheticacaly end said "Oh, I'm so sorry Chelsea. I know what it's like, my mom died in war. She was a soldier in Afghanistan. I used to live with my Grandmother, but now I live with a group of friends. My Dad's not really involved in my life."
wuttttttttttt!1!111!i screech. yer mum was a soldier!that ws lik a soldier?! ew thats so manly end gross no wonder shes dead!
next thing i know, mexican leo elf punches me in de face. lik OWWWW!1!111! i glare at him, my contacts nearly falling out of my eyes, so angry i let him knowz bye my angry loking but still kind of hot glaring face. he and nico italian breadstick had da nerve to LAUGH!11!1!so not nice.
unfortunately, old grumpster math lady herd me talking smartly to frank, end gave me a DETENTION! SO NOT LIK COOL!1! ugh. we don't even get to answer de other questions, end mika had spent the entire time on her PHONE!1!1!
grr. tim for study hall. were having an assembly sinse itz the first day of skool.
Poor Frank. Just as another disclaimer, I don't mean any of the things Chelsea thinks. Apologizing in advance for the racist, homophobic, and generally rude things she says.
*insert my usual begging for reviews, suggestions, and ideas* Thank you for reading.