(So to those who want to know what ships will be in this story, it will be the majority of the canon ships, some platonic jasico, jercy, and annabeth/piper. I dunno about caleo or solangelo, because those characters aren't really a big part of the storyline (in will's case) or 100% known to have made it the mortal world safely (Calypso). I really want to do a valdangelo though, so if you don't ship valdangelo personally please bear with me for this *insert pleading face*. Also to SuzuBells, marya atlanta radeant yasmine seraphina uniqe emeralda will definitely be in the story. In my last chapter, I did say some offensive things, but the point of Chelsea is for people to have an example of who not to be. Falling into the categories of both asian and female, writing some of that hurt to write.

Okay, skipping the troll-ish intro on this chapter. This intro is getting really long…)

are lame lik assembly was held in the gym, witch is lik so gross becuz its lik the GYMMM!1! i attend this dumb thing lik every year, so i already no wut its gonna be about. some lame thing about doing yer best end stuff. lik im already perfect okaYYY?!1?!

so mika is looking relly annoyed at me, but shez saved a seat fer me, so i guess she still luvs me. well DUH shez my best freind without me she would hav no freinds.

i skip up the bleachers in my adorbs high heels to met her. annoyingly persy end crew with that ugly b word ANNIEBERTHGHTH are in the row below us. EW.

on the other side of mika is another girl, who is lik hot, but not as hot as moi, DUH. she kinda looks lik a female josh dun, so i guess she can be my frend. mika looks up from her phone, gestures me over, end sayz, "This is Marya Atlanta Radeant Yasmine Seraphina Uniqe Emerelda or something long and stupid like that. She wants to talk to you. Don't think it's for your amazing sense of humor or something though, she just wants your money." she stage wispers deh last part and scoots down a row to JOIN THE PERSY SQUAD WUTTTTTTTTT!?

when the actual heck did mika get invited to join the persy squad?! i get so mad i almost speak correctly in my mind. grr. mika has now become public enemy number 1.

my thoughts get interrupted bye gill with long name, who tapz my shoulder end sez "WHOZ DAT HOT BOY." deciding shez my new bfffff, replacing dumb emo goth er whatever mika (Author note, I mean no offense to emo or goth people, if you are I love you, but we are articulating Chelsea's inability to realize that not everyone who wears all black and listens to music other than pop music is emo or goth) shez pointing to nico breadstick diangesomething or another, who imo is way too grossly thin, lik not on a hot way lik me but thin lik a string bean with lik hair.

i tell marysue witch is my nickname for her cuz her actual name is so long and stupid not lik mine witch is long in a cute way Chelsea Ursula Natalie Tamara, but lik long in a gross would hav crush on breadstick diangelo way that his name is lik nico. she imemediately yellz "HE'S MY BOYFRIEND EVERYBODY" so loud it interrupts are dumb princiPAL'S speech. she glarez at us meanly end continues on.

marysue end i decide to ignore everything princiPAL meany face sez end lik gossip about nico end the persy squad instead. we eevsdrop end hear the word demigod, witch marysue tellz me is one of the 17 ballet positions, cuz shez taken ballet her entire lif, end got offered 23 scholarshipz to ballet school, but declined becuz she pityed the instructorz end knowed that they werent talented enough to tech her. we decide to find out mor about demigodz, end see if we can use dat to get a way to persy end nico.

finaly priciPAL'S dumb speech is over end we can head to lunch. marysue end i rejoin the popular squad witch i am the leader of obviously end we go to lunch.

but wait a minute...were is half the popular squad? i see them off on the othr sid of the gym, with sum girl who is almost as hot as me but not quit. WUT? they are supposed to be MY popular squad. GRRRRRRRR. I will hav my revengeeeee!1!1

with my remaining loyal squad, we saunter out the door in perfect steps, spritzing are perfume as we flipped our hair. as we passed are lame exsquad i hear new girl say her name wuz maria poppy. wut an actual MARY SUE name lik the gross kind, not lik my marysue.

Looks like Chel-SIGH has made a new friend and a new enemy, both of which will be very hateable. To who suggested this, this one's for you. My next chapter will be from Mika's POV, kind of to show how she met Chelsea and why the heck they were ever friends. In the chapter after that will be the pivotal lunch scene, where Chelsea and Marya begin stalking the "persy squad" and find out some things about demigods and Camps Halfblood and Jupiter. *maniacally rubs hands together* Action will happen. Also to clarify who is exactly in the "persy squad", it's Percy, Annabeth, Frank, Hazel, Leo, Nico, Jason, Piper, and maybe a wild Grover thrown in somewhere. *insert my usual begging for reviews, suggestions, and ideas* Thank you for reading.