ugh lik pepper is so annoyingz i hop u can stand her fer this story

wel marysue gits bak wif newz on dat gross pepper gill, aka pocahontas gill. i hav serched bing fer "demigod", becuz google is obviously for lik loserz. a website called popped up. marysue end i hav secretivly tuned away frum the rest of the tabel, so i bet they were lik totally jelous of are insider info. we wisper secretly end ignor how jeluss everywun elsea is.

their is a message that pops up write when i open the tab, asking fer a password. i make a wild guess end type "we-stand-for-olympus". i saw it on mikaz phone once, so i gess she hangz out here to. not that i car, were enemiez now. immeididiatelyy a vid popz up with lik ANINENEINBETH ON IT LIK WUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!?1!? i pull out lik earbudz end hand one end to marysue, end press lik play.

ANNINBEHFJTRETH'S scrreeechy whiny lik voice sayz "If you have this phone, it means you are one of the demigods we managed to find and send a monster proof phone to. I collaborated with my fellow halfblood, Leo Valdez to make it. You'll know everything about him later. What is important is that you have finally become aware of who you are. Half god and half mortal. Our lives are dangerous, but the people you meet and the things you'll do are amazing. The minute you access this website, you must contact the satyr that gave you the password, and head to Camp Halfblood or Camp Jupiter. More information will be given to you there, but if you ever need help, there is all sorts of information here on this website. I can be contacted on the group chat, and there is a page with contact information to satyrs if you ever run into any trouble. Just remember, this website is 99% foolproof, and it is near impossible for non-demigods to access this. Good luck."

huh i lik remember mika mentioning lik a summer camp. wait a minute...if i hav dis phone..im a demigod!111!1!1!1! well I don't hav a mum, so I guess obviously lik im a daughter of lik Aphrodite!1!1! I decid in mah mind my own mother can hav herz name lik capitalizizationed. marysue loks et me happy, so i guess shez lik a demigodz too!1!

we decid to skip the rest of lik skool, becuz i no dat my dad payz the lik skool too keep there mouthes shut. we head out the door, no one stoppingz us, end git into marysue'z car. tim to do sum reserch.

we driv to marysue'z mansion, becuz itz closer. wile shez lik drivingz, i look et persy baez profile on end reed it out loud to marysue:

Name: Percy Jackson

Age: 17

Camp: Halfblood

Son of: Poseidon

Relationship status: In a relationship with Annabeth (i lik gag et this one)

Years at Camp: 4

Noble Deeds: Slayed Minotaur, Slayed Medusa, returned Zeus's Lightning Bolt, killed group of Laestrygonians, killed Polyphemus, defeated Atlas, defeated Kronos, survived Tartarus, defeated Gaea

Current Status: Starting sophomore year! hope they have blue pizza…also wish nico would explain to me why im NOT HIS TYPEEEE

wow my bae iz lik so BRAVVEEE!11! i decid that mah list of nobel deedz will be lik as long as hiz sum day. mary sue end i decid to find nicoz profile next. by now where et her mansion witch is lik not as big as min end were in her room reading.

Name: Nico di Angelo

Camp: Halfblood

Son of: Hades

Relationship status: In a relationship with Leo (marysue squealz lik stop lying et this one)

Years at Camp: 3

Noble deeds: killed Minos, became Ghost King, convinced Hades to help in Titan War, revived sister Hazel from the dead, helped defeat Kronos, helped defeat Gaea

Current Status: school. *insert ironic yay* more people to yell slurs at me. i want a happy meal…

awwww!11! marysue squealz he'z lik so adorbz. we spend the rest of the lik day loking ovr all of the lik informamationz on the lik website. we lern about lik claiming, how to git to camp, end satyrz. i decid to contact the one named grover underwood, becuz hez frendz with persy.

i send him a txt, end then marysue end i device a plan to make my "claiming" tomorrowz morning. i no that tomorrowz a friday, end fer sum reason are skool is clozed fer a week, so itz perfect.

marysue end i make are own profilez. min iz:

Name: Chelsea Ursula Natalie Tamara Lockwood

Camp: Halfblood

Daughter of: Aphrodite

Relationship Status: With my bae Persy

Years at Camp: None yet!

(i decid that since i dont no any useless info on greekz end romanz, i red over sum stuffz on wikipedia, itz so reliable)

Noble deeds: Slayed Hera, Slayed Chiron, rescued Kronos, tamed Terminus, befriended Medusa, adopted Dionysis, Poisoned Cerberus

Current status: So stoked like for arriving at camp!

i em lik so annoyed et how the dumb wesite keps lik misspelllling mah wordz. oh wellz. marysue haz decided shez a hunter of lik artemis becuz shez pure end luvly. also shez the daughter of all the godz, becuz shez that amazingz.

Name: Marya Atlanta Radeant Yasmine Seraphina Uniqe Emeralda Pleighmont

Camp: HalfBlood

Relationship Status: My adorable Nico

Daughter of: All the Gods duh

Years at Camp: None so far

Noble deeds: So many it's honestly too difficult to remember, but slayed the Olympians, helped the Giants, Swam in the River Styx for fun, hunter of Artemis

Current Status: Totes prepared for Camp!

i go hom that night noing tomorrow, PERSY WILL BEZ MY BAE!11!

omgz lik did youz liks it, finnaly chelsigh end marysue will meet the lik camperzzzzzzzzzzzz!1!elso the next chapter willz hav grover wif a hint about lik chelsea'z special identitiy!1!i will trie to post lik a chapter everyday so be prepared plz review but be nice becuz MEAN REVIEWZ MAK ME SAD:(((((((((((((((((((BUT THX FER READING END HAV A BEAUTIFUL LIK DAYYYYYYYYY