wrting groverz pov fer the first half excuze dah weird spellin i hav to do fer him im not used to itt

Grover:

This morning has not been a good morning. Juniper and I had a fight, and I have currently made the very bad mistake of letting Coach Hedge take over my Lord of the Wild duties while I go to pick up a demigod that contacted me yesterday.

Something seemed very fishy about this demigod. The text they sent was "im chelsea a demigod dauter ov aphrodite plz pick me up i go to goode ps if u know persy jskon plz tel him he kan do so much better then anniberth elso mah bff marysue who ive nown fer a day iz a demigod two plz send help az well lik thx" It was odd that they had already been claimed before going to camp, and also two demigods at a school without being sniffed out? Well, the entire pack of main characters and Nico are at Goode (why is it always Nico? I get that he's gay and kind of adorable, but I want some love too. Seriously Rick, stop writing me out of the story in EVERY. FREAKING. BOOK.) so I guess that Tartarus is having a field day.

Pulling my beanie tighter over my head and adjusting my fake feet, I step out into the lawn of Goode. I make a mental note that it's much better than Yancy, and that if Juniper and I ever get over our fight (I keep telling her I WAS NOT STARING AT THAT GOSHDARN BLUEBERRY BUSH) we would definitely have our kids attend this school.

Immediately, there is a flashbang of lights above the heads of two girls, both wearing way too much makeup and very short dresses. I realize that these must be the demigods, and immediately rush over.

As I get closer, I start getting a halfblood scent, but it's somewhat...off. I could detect barely any scent off of the brunette with glasses (marysue), so I assumed she was the daughter of a minor goddess. The dark haired one however, smelled very off. A halfblood...but not a demigod?

Anyways, my only job now was to get the two girls out of here. I had contacted Percy and Annabeth earlier, telling them that I would be here, but for them to ignore me because I needed stealth for this job. Also I told Annabeth to do some mist-bending for me, in case any monsters attacked, or the demigods started freaking out or something. I would also need a disguise, so now I held the form of a pompous looking business man.

The girls were screaming now, and I figured out that the flashbang of lights was them being claimed. For some reason, all the Gods signs were going up at once, which made no sense. By now I didn't care. I just wanted to get these weird demigods out of here, and get back to camp.

chelseas pov:

omg lik me end marysue hav lik the puufect, ultimite, fullprof plan. we had speakers set up, lights ready, end basically a bunch of special affekts that lik im two smart end intelligigent to understandz.

we set it off, end act all surprised lik were being clammed. i noticed dah persy squad loking et us end i new dat he wood be min SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!111!

a middle aged dude dat kinda loks lik a poor version of lik my dad walkz upz to us, end i assumed hez grover.

i scream groverz itz moi chelsea my mom is Aphrodite dats qhy im so perfekt end mary sue squealz "I'M THE DAUGHTER OF ALL THE GODS AND GODDESSES I AM SO SPECIAL EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!" groverz panicz end runz over here. i remember that were not supposed to tell everyonez were demigodz, so i qickly tell marysue, becuz i no that none of uz wantz to sabotage are chancez of gitting persy end nico breadstick by doing somethingz dumb lik that.

quickly groverz tellz us that we have to go to hiz car, end git to campz halfblood. i smartly tellz him that we already no, so we all sneak across the lawnz to the lik parking lot.

finaly, i em one step clozer to persy.

omgz yasssssssssssssss finaly chelsea end marysue our goingz to chb, plz review end tell me ifz u want enything to hadplen er if u want eny demigodz to meet chelsea end marysue camp i no i will definitely putz clarrise in enywayz plz revew thx u fer reading hav a luvly day:)))))!1!1!ps remembr chelsea iz a halfblood but lik not a demigod oooh she'z gonna be speshal end perfect *hint hint*