(I feel like I should change the title of this story, since it's not really Percy and his friends going to High School and being terrorized by a stupid mortal anymore. I started this story thinking it would just be a lighthearted parody of other "Pjo at Goode" stories, but it's turned into two vapid girls who are literally faking being demigods to sneak into a camp, turn everyone against the two boys they are in love with, and run off to be with them. Believe it or not, I do have a basic outline of what will happen from now on, so I will only take suggestions for stupid things you want Chelsea and marysue to do at camp, and specific canon characters you want to interact with C&m. To LL: Mika was honestly kind of there at the beginning to emphasize how crazy Chelsea is compared to normal people, from this chapter on she'll just be kind of in the background.
And remember dear readers, Chelsea being a halfblood but not a demigod is very important. Also, if you remember Maria Poppy from a few chapters ago, don't forget about her either. *wink wink hint hint*)
so grover pullz into wut lookz lik a stwawberry field!?1?! um no. he maks a comment on how bootiful it iz dis tim of year, but all i can think iz...WHERE ARE THE LIK SHOPPING MALLZ?!1!? i cant liv without new cloths every dayz. ugh i gess ill just hav to liv on dis gross farm. oh the sacrifificez i mak fer luv. i hop persy noticez how generous i amz.
grover leadz us into a barn witch he callz lik the big house. insid is a angry looking gill, another gill holding wut looks lik a pig ew, end a dude attached to a horseee!?1!? i relize dis must be a test, end horse dude must be a moster. i see two swords hanging on the wall, so quicly end cutely i grabz them end toss one to marysue. i yell CHARGE lik the same word i yell when my phone iz 10%, end we head towardz horse dude.
grover yells stop so i think he must be yelling at horse dude not to killz us becuz it might ruin our designer dressez. i think he also might hav a crush on moi, so i make sure to turn him down nicely laterz.
horse dude sayz "Calm down girls, I'm not a monster. You don't have to be scared here. My name's Chiron, and I am the Camp Director. " uh wut who doez he think he iz lik im not scared he cant trick me i no hez a monster. but i guess i will play alongz, sinse hez obviouslyz fooled grover.
horse dude keepz talking. i guess hiz name is lik carol er somethin, but obviously im too importantz two keep track of all thesez lik namez. he sayz "I presume that you have done some research on . Everything you need to do should be stored there. This is a very good replacement for the old camp video we had new campers watch before. I was told it was less than pleasant. Now, I'm sorry to cut you two off like this but I have some business to attend to-"he lik gesturez to the too gills, "By the way, who are your parents and what are your names?" i smartly yell none of your beeswax but stupid lik marysue starts rattling off her dumb 18 namez end how shez a hunter of artemis end the daughter of all the gods end how im the daughter of Aphrodite.
im startingz to lik relly hate marysue. well...shez still mah bff forevs. so lik grover has to stay behind fer lik sum buizness er whatever so lik sum beach hippie dude lik will solace er something showz us around.
"Welcome all to the official CHB tour. My name's Will Solace, and I will be your tour guide." he sayz this in lik such a lame announcer vioce lik who doez he think he iz lik were not five okayz? snotty marysue iz lik acting lik hermy er whoeverz from harold pottery er whatever it iz lik so annoyingz.
first we pass the cabinz. i ask witch one iz mine end will hippie dude solace points to an adorbs pink barbie house. marysue poutz lik a baby end askz if she can have her own sinse shez lik daughter of all the godz. will laughz at her end sayz that being the daughter of all the godz iz impossible. he sendz her off to the hermes cabin lol.
i didnt bring any of my stuff with me, but sinse i em clearly the only end favorite daughter of APHODITE obviouslyz lik she wood hav a desiner wardrobe laid out fer me in mah house.
i swing open the doorz lik they do in movies end THIER OUR PEPPLE INSID!1!1! uh wut i yell get outta mah house but then some asian gill strutz over end sayz "Well well well. Looks like we have another newbie. You can sleep there". she pointz to lik the smallest bed, end dat made me MAD. all these strangerz were in MAH HOUSE pretending to be children of MAH MOM, end they our NOT takin mah sleep rights either. i yell yall are fakez espeshally dumb asian chick gill so lik u can all git outta mah house!111! grr we get interrupted by other camperz telling us its lik lunch, but trust me i will git mah revenge on asian gill. tim to hed two the dining pavilion.
i cant wait fer tomorrow. itz a saturday end persy iz coming.
Chiron's point of view: I had just finished having a meeting with Praetor Reyna Ramirez-Arellano and Lou Ellen about creating a portal between the two camps for easier transportation, but considering that Lou Ellen had accidently turned the pegasus Reyna rode here on into a pig, the meeting did not end well. Then, Grover bless his heart, showed up with two mortal girls who tried to kill me. Boy was I ticked.
"Grover! Are you insane?!" I yell. As much as I liked Grover, I could not believe his nose would fail him like this. He just brought mortals to camp, for Olympus sakes!
"I..I thought they were halfbloods. The one named Chelsea, she doesn't smell like a mortal. Not like a demigod either, but something altogether different. I'm sorry Chiron, I really didn't know."
He stuttered, and I felt bad for him. This was the biggest screwup he'd had since he brought Luke, Thalia and Annabeth.
I patted him on the back and told him I would sort this out. After he left, I went over to my telephone and dialed a number that I hadn't dialed in a long time. It rang for a bit, and then on the other end I heard a startled gasp, as if they weren't used to the ring of a telephone. I said "Hello...Albus? We've got a problem on our hands."
(Chiron's POV? It's pretty ooc, but I have no idea what goes on in Chiron's head. Cliffhanger kind of. I will give an imaginary trophy to anyone who manages to guess my kind of lame plot twist at the end of this story. It's pretty epic in my opinion. Um, *insert my usual begging for reviews* thank you for reading. Also sorry for the paragraph I took asking for new title ideas.)