so um lik 40 reviewz thatz lik pretty cool um have a thx message from chelsea:

"omg lik im famousz 40 reviewz to my story lik im kinda breakingz da fourth wall here but lik thank u this almost da best day ov mah lik life almost as good as the day i downloadedz lik candy crush on mah lik phone thinking it wuz lik a dating app"

ok i em lik so done with asian gill drew tanaka er whoever. shez literally the most lik b wordy person i hav ever met. im still laughing marysue tho. she needed to lik git over herself end stuff. well anywayz sinse yesterday we hav gotten weaponz. mine iz an adorbz dagger mad of gold end diamondz that hippie will sayz they got in a trade with lik camp jupiter end iz priceless. well sinse itz priceless i guess it not very nice end i can mak modificationz to it. then with my beautiful work on it it will be worth lik millionz. i snuck to the local paint store end lik bought sum sparkly pink paint end painted the dagger. itz dried prettyly end i cant wait to try it out in sword fighting class. i no i am dah best i had 2 whole fencing classez in sixth grade.

then i remember itz saturday omg the PERSY SQUAD IS HERE!1!1!111 i hav a master plan to win him over by being better at sword fightingz then anniberthgfdjgth. hahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!1!1!

its nine am, end i rush out to see a lik wite van pull up. wait an minut...mah dad alwayz told me to watch out fer wite vanz...they our alwayz full of kidnapperz!111!my preciouz persy might be in trouble!1!screw the rest of dah persy crew, espeshally mika, who can go die fer al i care.

i rush gracefully over to lik the van, tear the door open with lik mah massiv strenth, end pull out mah adorbs dagger to lik KILL PERSYS KIDNAPPERZ HOW DARE THEY LIK TRIE TO STEALZ HIM FROM MOI!1!11!1111!

as i grab persy out of the van i notise pepple staring end glaring me. well i thinkz lik obviously dey cant be glaring theyre lik probablyz lik staringz moi respectafully. persy startz struggling, so think he'z trieing to kimmunicate to me that he'z the strong one in are relationship. quicklyz i let go end fall into hiz lap gracfully, but then i en left on the ground az the rest of the persy squad leave the van end lik abandon lik me!?1?!/1111?! ugh. i will beatz annikBEKUTKHGVEKBVUEJFTH.

a few ours later,i rush to the lik swordfighty place, whateverz itz lik called, end i spot anniberthggjekjbvirvgunirutnvkjgiuth end persy giving classez. obviouly i dont even lik need dem, but lik i wanna be cute end helpless to persy so i lik approach him end cutely demandz help.

he sayz okay end also he sayd he still wasnt my bae witch didnt mak sense becuz he iz. he teachez moi how to hold mah dagger rightly, end also asked me where i got mah dagger becuz hed never saw a dagger dat wuz pink. i say i mad it myself, witch is only a half lie exept itz also the truth becuz im bootiful end i never lie.

my bf persy continuez to make small talk with me. our convo goez sumthin lik this:

persy: So you're a demigod? No offense to you, but you never seemed like it. I mean, monster attacks have really slowed down since the giant war, but it's almost eerie how nothing has happened to anyone.

me: um im totes a demigod anywayz bae wth iz the giant war? sum video game u play? did u play it with annibethrhthththth? cuz u no the other day skool i sawed her with ur friend blondie boy. THEY WEREZ HOLDING HANDZ!1!1!

persy: Chelsea, the Giant War was an actual war. I fought in it with Annabeth. Believe it or not, she probably wouldn't cheat on me. She's so dedicated in this relationship that I remember she would get mad at me for interacting with other girls before we were even dating. And you've seen how crazy the hallways at Goode get between classes. Jason and Annabeth were probably just going to the same class and trying not to get separated.

me: omg persy ur lik too trusting. girls like anniberthskfbvudjth are gold diggerz that are just with u for ur lookz. shez totally cheating on u. but thatz ok becuz im ur bae end i promise to never leave u.

persy: Chelsea, look. You're a nice girl, but I'm dating Annabeth and that's final. You literally know nothing about me, so please leave my relationship alone and maybe we can be friends.

me: okay persy. we can be friends. im totes over u. see dat cute boy over there im lik totez in luv with him now. but remember wut i said about anniberthskhgbvrkugeougbvidfhth end blondie holding handz.

i then strut off, totally not meaning wut i just said. i no in mah heart persy end i are ment to bee. i turn around one more tim to see if persy realized wut he just lost. he lookz kind of grossed out, witch meanz he finally realized how gross aniinberth is. but then i relized dat the hot boy i pointed to wuz actually dat old gross weirdo dude lik dionysis?! hez lik fifty bajillion yearz old end haz a hideous fashion sense, almost as bad as breadstickz diangelo.

i head over to wear ANIIBERFGHTH is end point mah dagger her chest. i the loudly proclaim I REWUEST LIK A DUEL!?111/?!111?! she gigglez end sayz yes. but i no she wont be so braggy fer long. i no shez using mah poor persy end i will put an end to it.

i charge end fall over!? ugh. i get up end swing mah dagger lik a baseball bat end knock stupid ANNIBIETSTH to lik dah ground. her head bleed end i suddenly relize dat lik im holding a knife.

but i relize somethin even bigger. I JUST ELIMINATED MAH COMPETITION. LOLOLOLOL

i em so happie. dat meanz i just earned mahself persy.

as anniestupid gits dragged to dah infirmary end fed ambrosia end pepple for some reason keep lik yelling me. im lik wut i just almost killed dat stupid persy stealer cheater be happy.

an announcement fer me to go to the big house is called by freaky horse lik dude. ugh. if i git in troublez fer lik minorly hurting anniberth ill jus git dad to pay them to shut up. besidez, im too smart end intellijent end hot end cuteee to git n trubble.

(I don't even know what I just wrote. Chelsea just went from innocently dumb to psycho stupid. I'm so sorry. Please review, and if this gets too freaky for you to read on, I completely understand. Also don't worry, Chelsea hasn't done too much damage and Annabeth is alive. Also, marysue/Marya will be out of this story after this chapter. If you want to know what happens to her, I will have another story up soon dedicated to her. Thank you for reading and have a good day!)