omg marysuez dissapeared!1! suspense!11!

HAHAHAHA. marysue that stupid lik loser getted throwed out of lik camp. im lik so glad becuz i new all along dat she was a fake. its the biggest news rite now too, which is lik kinda annoying. my meeting with chiron was kinda lik ok, i just said it wuz an accident end he believed me. apparenty i guess lik people think im lik stupid er something so i just played dumb. we all no im actually totes inteeligient end smart end stuff.

annibeththt is in dah lik infirmary with lik head wounds end lik marysue ran off with the lik fleece er whatever which i think iz greatz. now persy iz all MINE!111!

but dumb marysue end all her 25 lik names is being whispered about everywherez. a mortal accidently let into camp? a weird lack of monsters since gaea failed to lik rise? the golden fleece gone?i heer pepple talking about it everywhere end its so annoyingz lik stfu itz only a old ratty lik sheepskin end who carez if marysue ever wuz here?

anyway itz sunday end i feel spectacular. ive eliminated annibeth frum dah persy squad. time fer targets 2 end 3. blondie boy end pepper gill.

pepper gill iz in mah cabin, which is lik totes gross becuz she'z so weird end possesive. she also acts lik she's dah queen of everythingz. lik wth did she do defeat some old goddess? well she end i our the only onez in are cabin right nowz, thx goodness that creep lik drew isnt here.

are convo goez lik this:

pepper gill: I wish you'd stop calling me Pepper, Chelsea. It's Piper. Anyway could we not talk now, I have to go to a meeting. If you haven't realized, a mortal BROKE INTO CAMP, has STOLEN THE GOLDEN FLEECE, and news has broke that Annabeth has LOST MOST OF HER MEMORY. My day could not get any worse, so please leave me alone.

me: uh could i attend dah lik meeting i wanna help save dah camp (in mah mind i think the only reason im lik doing this is fer pepple to see moi as a lik hero)

pepper gill: That's the most noble thing I've ever heard you say Chelsea. Well, the head campers are allowed to bring another camper if they want to. I guess you could come.

me: ok pepper gill.

pepper gill: Piper.

we head down to the big house, end i decid now iz lik a good time to feed pepper- oops i mean lik PIPER ugh shez so lame lik i dont correct anyone when they mispronounce mah name lik she should lik stfu- the blondie end annibertfdfth holding handz story.

me: so u no yer hot bf jasy er watever?

pepper: Yes… why?

me: well at skool the other day i sawed him hold hands with dat female dog anniebgfhdth!1!

pepper: So? I know they're friends.

i was shockedly shocked. um wat? if i sawed sum gill wuz holding handz with mah bae i would sue them fer $25.00 becuz datz a lotta money.

we sit down a large tabel. sadly dat creep horse dude is herez. mah bae persy iz here, along with some disgusting looking one eyed thing. he referz to it as his brother!?1!? ewewewew i hop he dissapearz after i get with lik persy. he obviously is just taking advantage of persy end using him.

the gross lik stoll twinz er whatever are here too. leo freaky mexican elf valdez end hiz sister nyssa who iz wayyy too grossly muscular iz here too. also nico breadstick kid end his fake imposter sister hazel iz here. asian frank guy end muscled gill clarisse who i kinda respect becuz she beat marysues sorry butt iz also here. dah two garden sisterz are here, end also lou ellen pig gill. will solace iz here too. then there are a bunch of pepple i dont know the namez of end dont lik care about. also weird goat guy grover end some almost as hot as me but not quite nymph who i heared iz named lik juniper.

chiron callz us all to attention. he sayz "Attention to those all here. As you all know, many terrible things have happened in the last few days. Annabeth is in the infirmary with a head injury. While its not serious physically...she's lost all her memories of camp." YAYAYAYAY BEST NEWZ LIK EVER!1!

everyone glarez me. i decide that itz probably a secret signal to look sad now but throw a lik party layter. i try to put a mournful look on my face, but for sum lik weird reason someone asks me if i hav a stomachache.

chiron dronez on some more. "Unfortunately, we have also discovered the first mortal that we ever mistook for a demigod has managed to escape the camp with the golden fleece. I am sincerely very disappointed in myself for not doing better than I should've in keeping the camp safe."

a blond haired boy who kinda lookz lik anniebeththth raisez hiz hand lik a nerd end chiron callz on him. hiz name is malcolm which i guess isnt as bad as the name annidjdhfvbjbgirhfbghtth.

he sayz "I've been doing some testing on the protective border of the camp. I think it's weakening. It let in a real demigod-" he points to moi end i stand up end bow, "because her aura or whatever masked that she was a mortal. Now with the fleece "conveniently" gone, any monster could come attack us. But there's been a drought of monsters lately. I think they're planning something. Some force is coming at us, and I don't think it's good."

everyone listenz, spellbound. uh wut let me hav sum attention. i yell "why dont u all lik initiate a lik quest!?". they all turn my way end i wink end smile them.

gross rachel dare who i used to make fun of sayz "It doesn't work that way Chelsea. I can't just spew out a prophecy anytime I want-" but then she lik startz lik vomiting green gas end talking weirdly.

Four HalfBloods will come forth

To find what's missing and travel north

death, fire, song and a mystery

one will find their true history

um what wuz that that prophecy sucked lik it sounded lik something sum dumb fanfic writer would make up. i decid anyway dat this is lik the chance to be queen bee ive been waiting fer.

i yell dat i wanna be in the quest. blondie boy jasie sayz sumthin stupid lik "You've only been here for three days."

ugh he continues on in his dumb voice end trys to analyze dah quest.

"Four demigods, thats for certain. Why not three? Death, fire, song, that might symbolize their godly parents. Finding whats missing, that has to be the golden fleece, travelling north seems pretty obvious too, like Canada. Thalia told me that the Hunters are currently there, and if I was a girl on the run I would hide with them."

ugh shut up jason if u werent so cute everyone would hate u end yer stupid glassez. but everyone listenz to him attentionedly. ugh!1!

then little scrawny breadstick nico pipez up. "If Death means Hades, I'll go." mexican elf leo addz dat he will go becuz he's clearly fire. um no i will not hav these loserz ruin mah quest. i tell everyone dat i represent mystery because im mysterious end alluring. no one arguez.

finally mika who i purposely did not realize wuz here becuz she suckz sayz "If song represents Apollo, I could go. I've been to Canada and I know the area pretty well."

uh how could she be so lik stupid canada is lik so bigz lik dah size of texas we could be anywhere. but i guess this quest could my chance to showed her how much better i am then her end maybe we could be bffs again.

when all this is settled, chiron givez us a day to prepare stuff end travel to a local mall to get anything we might need.

when we get out of dat gross place, its about 11 am end i happily notice dat pepper end jasie our a bit suspicious of ech other. PERFECT.

mah next targetz are hazel with dah creep eyez end asian dude frank. this will be easy to breakz up.

(So Leo, Nico, Mika and Chelsea are going on a quest in Canada. I have literally no information on Canada so if you're from there please feel free to enlighten me on it. I might just end up making up a fake forest and having everything take place there. I have decided to have Mika return as a character after shoving her in the background, because I kinda like her and I have a new purpose for her.

As always please review, and if you have a suggestion for how Chelsea should try to break up Frazel let me know in your review. Thank you for reading and have a good day :)