Ohmydarlingfandoms- I guess you could say that...but its more like a few specific characters make an appearance at the end

CrazyBlueOwl- Chelsea will probably never improve, sorry :(

now dat the lik panic has lik kinda lik calmed down, end pepple no dat there will be lik a quest...i can finally get persy! we leave in lik a day, witch

means those loserz leo end nico hav already gone off end started putting the lik finishing touchez on a invention dat leo taco bell boy just happenned to hav lieing aroundz. ugh. marysue would be lik a much better lik match fer breadstick olive garden nico boy theyre both lik gross end weird. i also em so annoyed mika, how dare she show up again in dis story when she was lik dismissed chapterz ago? ugh.

leo rudely handed me a listz of lik thingz we needed to bring end made me the person in lik charge of buyingz everything. grrr i make dat weird eyed gill hazel come along end show me around so i can break up another lik persy squad couple end basically destroy hiz frend group once end fer all!1111!

hazel end i git dropped off the mall by sum creep named arguss with lik wayyy too many eyez. well actually dats not the creepy part its lik how he annoyingly doesnt do anythin with his lik eyez. lik if i had dat many eyez i could do all my favorite eyeshadow looks end wear all mah favorite designer sunglassez all once!11!

mexican elf leos list sayz (er at least i think itz wut he writed i cant read hiz handriting):

-water bottles

-backpacks (4)

-sleeping bag

-tents (2)

-food (preferably canned or long lasting)

-anything else you want to get, no one knows how long we'll be gone

(also with whatever remainder of money you have left, please give back to me)

even better leo gives me $500 to spend!1! i no dats lik not a lot of money so just git my own credit card end bring it alongz.

ok i step into victorias secret well more lik drag hazel in their becuz she was heading fer some hunting store lik wut would we need to get in there? we need water bottlez so i grab 4 lik water bottlez they all say victorias secret on the sids but i dont think the boyz will mind lik nicoz practically a gill anyway. there really cheap too $25 each. hazel sayz dat they might be too "feminine" whatever dat meanz.

then we need lik backpacks, end i see adorable little leather backpackz lik michael kors!1! hazel sayz there too small end too expensive, but forget her shez just poor. i buy four fer $1000 each lik what a deal!111!

we need sleeping bagz so i spot sum adorbz bumblebee sleeping bagz for $350 each!1! hazel tellz me it would be better to git mor "less flashy" sleeping bagz but i tell her to just lik shut up.

we need to hav lik tentz too end im pretty sure dat 2 tentz meanz one fer me end one fer the other 3 pepple to share. i see barbie themed tentz so of course i buy one fer myself. hazel tries to drag me to a different store to buy camo tentz but i tell her that camo is sooo last year. i think hazel has lik a seizure or somethin because she rollz her eyez.

last but not least foodz. i buy a bunch of fruit infused beauty water becuz i definitely will not drink the lik normal kind. the list also sayz longlasting food end hazel triez to take us to a health food store dat sellz dried end canned food but im lik nooo. i go to mcdonaldz end order 500 happy mealz. i sawed on the internet that they lik last forever so that was lik important. also we needed somethin healthy so i bought 200 twinkies. hazel lookz lik she wantz to slap me but i think her face is just built that way. not everyone can be as hot as moi.

finally this lame list shopping is over!1! he sayz i can spend the rest of the money on whatever i wantz so i decid to leave hazel hot topic end go off to buy new outfitz fer everyone. i hav bought everything with mah credit card so i still hav $500 to blow.

well actuallyz, first i spend $100 on perfume at bath end body workz. i am so not going into the woodz on a quest without smelling adorablez!1! then i decid to buy everyone new lik clothez.

first nico breadstick. lik seriously bro, there are more than one colorz then black. i go into american apparel end lik buy lik a blue beach print tshirt end pink skinny jeanz. then i buy a pairz of lik alligator print shoez that i no totally matchez the lik clothez. to complete the look i buy a leather fedora end aviators, end then purple lace suspenders fer effect.

then gross mika. i go over into the gills section end lik buy a hot pink sequined track suit end high heeled neon green leather bootz to match. i hav lik such a great sense of style!1! i also buy lik a yellow glittery crop top dat sayz music becuz lik shez the daughter of lik apollo im so smart!1!

then leo fire mexican elf boy. can i just say atrocious!?1?! lik hes alwayz covered in grease end has no sense of style at all. i decide to get him a spandex shiny silver shirt end matching pantz. deciding thatz not glitzy enough i get sum snazzy lik glittery sneakerz end a neon red leather jacket dat sayz swag on the back. i no everyone will LOVE their outfitz.

then finally MYSELF. ive been channeling outdoor chic for the outfitz, so decide that mine will be the best. i head out of gross american apparel end head into prada. i buy an entire outfit in snakeskin end lik matching bootz too. and a handbag fer good measure. by now hazel has found moi end we head out to meet creepy argus in the van.

now in the van i spring into my plan. all our stuff has magically been squished into the back of the van so i casually make conversation with hazel.

me: so u no lik dat asian guy frank?

hazel: Yes, he's kind of my boyfriend. What about him?

me: i sawed him cheating on you with lik angry roman gill.

hazel: You mean Reyna? They're coworkers basically, I think you just misinterpreted what you saw.

me: um no i hav lik evidence

i pull out my phone end lik pull up a video of two pepple kissing. its actually some clip from a movie but becuz hazels lik old end stupid end also the video is from behind end the actors hav similar hair to frank end reyna gill i think she might believe it.

hazel: I'll go talk to Frank. I don't think this is what it looks like, but thanks for letting me know Chelsea.

yayyy more of the persy squad is suspicious of each other lik i em so good. anniberth has lost all her memory, pepper end jasy dont trust lik each other end now frank the asian guy end weird eyez hazel are suspicious. YAYAYAYAYA!1!

and ill hav plently of time to make sure leo end nico hate each other too. this is just perfect.

*facepalms* oh chelsea. Anyway, sorry if Hazel is extremely ooc because as I've previously stated I'm not very good at writing other characters that aren't my own. But please leave a review and tell me what you think, because finally in the next chapter Chelsea heads off on her quest. Leave a nice review for the outfits? lol I really tried to emphasize Chelsea's lack of taste in anything. Also tell me if you want the next chapter right away or if you want a (really crappy) Annabeth pov.

Thank you for reading and have a lovely day :)