So I've been dead for what feels like forever for me but probably it's just been a few weeks. As we all no I have no social life, my absence has been due to all the schoolwork I have, particularly the BLOODY 9 PARAGRAPH ESSAY- (oh gods I hope my teacher doesn't see this). I also have been feeling a massive case of writer's block, and I didn't know how to start the quest for a very long time, but here it is. In an attempt to get to know the people that read my terrible work, if you review please leave your favorite Harry Potter character, favorite youtuber, and feel free to advertise the heck out of your own fanfictions because I need something to read right now.

Also this was collaboratively written with my sister. She was the one who finally made me get up and write it, and we kind of bounced ideas off of each other and wrote this together.

And without any further ado I now hand you the quest:

well anniberhtrhghjtht has been awake unfortunately but lik she still deosnt remember anything which imo is lik hilariousz. i see the gross (esect fer persy) persy squad has lik started lookin each other weird end itz hiLARIOUZZZZZ

anywayz lik i had to git up SO ERRRRLY this mornin lik dat lacy kid had to lik drag me up is that lik a one direction song er sumthin?!1!? well those loserz lik nico breadstick end leo elf boy end mika traitor are all li already up end lik omg wut iz nico breadstick holdin?/? i think itz lik a knokoff of my totez adorbz pinkk dagger lik it looks so chheappp lik not even lotza money lookin like omggggg an they iz holdin ther new lik 1000$ backpackz. then leo elf face comez up to moi and i know hes gonna say he lovez it lik duh!11111! he lookz lik he wantz to slapz me i guess his face is just that way lik hazelz

he sayz somethin an lik i beat him to itz "okz so lik where iz ur chick outfits?/!

okz so lik wheres the limoo?!1/!/!?" then leo startz actin sassyyyy lik omgg wut?/11! an he sayz"There is no limo, Chelsea." lik omgg did he dare test me an moi's dagger an lik he needz to respectz moi as aphrodite's daughter!111!"whoo do u think u are leo elf dude lik omg just use ur stupid dragon!111" i yell angrily. leo taco bell starts to start lighting up with lik fireee"DON'T CALL FESTUS STUPID!
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HIM AGAIN! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND WITH A BRAIN LIKE THAT!"

lik omg did he jus insult moi's intelligense er whatevers?!1!1!?/? "ugh leo taco bell lik shutz the word that lik rimes with lik fudge up!111!" an then lik nico olive garden just lik walks up an says "F- doesn't rhyme with fudge." i gasp lik cutely an sayz"lik omg nico breadstick you just said da real word lik omg isn't this suppoez to be a kids fanfiction lik wut?/!1 we are only suppoez to hint at bad wordz lik you wreckked it lik omgg!111?/?/!1!1" then nico breadstick sayz annoyinglyz "Quit breaking the fourth wall Chelsea." an then lik mika traitor er whatever comez up an sayz"Are you guys ready yet? Chelsea, where's the rest of the stuff?" lik eww canut she see? an then lik that rainbow guy butch er whateverrr an weird gross clovis guy comes with the the lik stuffz i bought an putz in dis hideous black monstrosity of a jeeepppp lik omg wut?/?/?

i reluctantlyz get into da jeep becuz i am so beautiful and prettay lik duh lik i can't even believe lik leo elf and nico breadstick spent lik so much time on the grossss thinnggg lik omggg!111! when me an mika stayz in da jeep end leo elf an nico breadstick getz the car ready. mika tellz me to shut up an be patient. after lik 5 minutez cuz that iz a long time, i boke da silencee "okz lik where iz da organic, full of lik fiber drink dispenser?/!1111!?" i demand atractivelly of course."lik what doez dis dumb car lik do anywayzz?/?/?!111!" an then lik nico breadstick hopz into da passenger seat an sayz "You would be really surprised Chelsea."

sunndendly i GASP becuz lik the car GROWZ WINGZ end shoots up so fast lik i fall out of my seat. the other 3 look relly triumphant end i git so mad i want to lik scream. i was TRYING to rebelliously lik not wear my seatbelt but SOMEONE COUGH COUGH AKA LEO TACO BELL had to show me how the jeep workedz in such a lik rude wayz!1! lik um i dont care if it lik flys, i CHIPPED A LIK NAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!1!

well lik now that were up in the lik air in an lik invisibled end flying jeep, everythingz calms lik down. mika iz rudely reading pride end prejudice, nico italian breadstick iz weirdly fiddling with hiz seatbelt end lik trying to make sure it lik 100% workz. lik wut iz he scared of lik being blasted out of the lik sky by zeus!?11?! ughhhh end taco bell leo who i will not lik talk to iz like driving end lookingz a lik gps to lik find canada. we hav to find the hunterz to see if they came across marysue b word becuz usually the hunterz see thingz.

i decid to split the 2 remainin memberz of the persy squad up rite now.

me: hey leo nico's cheatingz on lik u

Leo: Shut up.

me: its true lik i saw him kissing a gill in lik the hallway at goode

Leo: Chelsea, he's gay.

me: um lik no i cleerly sawed it hadplen.

Leo: Chelsea, Nico is a FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL. As in NOT HETEROSEXUAL. As in DOES NOT LIKE FEMALES. Would you like me to go into detail?

leo mexican boy then goes on end on end i lik ignore him. this lik lame couple is like so hard to brake up. ugh. i start yellingz bad thingz about lik the entire persy squad until lik mika duct tapes my mouth shut. grr. it wasnt even lik PINK duct tape.

finnaly since i cant talk anymore i decid to take a nap. before i fall asleep, i heer nico breadstick boy whisper to lik leo elf boy " Honestly if she thinks anyone actually believes her ridiculous stories, she may be even dumber than I thought. We're all messing with her, and I think I might actually be having fun for the first time in my life. It just sucks that Annabeth is injured, but some weird force is preventing everyone from overreacting or punishing Chelsea correctly." ughhhhhhhhhhhhh what doez he lik mean no one believes mah liez/ carefully crafted storys um lik the persy squad is so not acting lik suspicious of each other to mess with moi end lik annieifybfvgidh deserved wut she got um i so do not need punishmentz.

i drift off to sleepz peacefull, dreaming of persy.