So in my last intro I put "no" instead of "know". *sighs* This is the same person who is in an Advanced English class. Anyways, my favorite Harry Potter character would probably either be Luna Lovegood or Dobby, and my favorite YouTubers are Dan and Phil, MacDoesIt, Doddleoddle, Grace Helbig, and countless others.

Because I am high quality trash.

Moving on:

Ayano's Theory of Relativity: Nice stories :) Neville's great

Calefe: omg lik i no rite!1! lik no one believez me but itz lik truuuu

The Punk Rock Demigod: Thank you!

i am lik rudely awakened from lik my bootiful dreamz by Nico italian breadstick, who lik angrily handz me a happy meal end lik a twinkie end a bottle of lik fruit infused beauty water. he then rudelyz lik tellz moi to stop snoring so loud lik watttt who even lik are u i DO NOT SNOREZ. ughhhhh. he goez back to eatingz hiz own happy meal, end i look out the windowz to lik see where we our.

"um lik leo" i say cutelyz, "i dont lik this lik view, therez too much lik sky end cloudz. can u be a deer end lik change the view to lik a pool full of lik attractivive males?!/!?1!?" gross mika smackz lik her book pride end prejudice on her forehead end yellz meanly "Chelsea. WE'RE IN THE BLOODY SKY. That is why there are CLOUDS and BLUE. Ugh, my first quest and we're stuck with an idiot like you." while lik nico olive garden mumbles somethin lik " I actually wouldn't mind the pool full of attractive males."

leo fire elf taco chipotle bell finally anouncez dat were almost canadia, which mika is complaining im pronouncing wrong lik wat canada is totez NOT how to say it itz lik canadia, end that we should be the hunterz soon. apparentlyz ive been knocked out since yesterdayz afternoon end i completely missed lik 300 hourz er somethin since itz nearly 6 pm now. ugh itz tuesday end im not wearing my sky blue louboutins, which alwayz makez moi depressed becuz lik even tho im perfect, i still hav lik problems. i finish mah dinner happy mealz end lik toss the lik box end wrapperz out the window before lik mika can stopz me.

(I decided to put Nico's POV here since it's hard to decipher what's going on with Chelsea's constant passive aggressive rants and her complaining about her first world problems all the time. This takes place during Chelsea's power nap. Also, apologies to me butchering up Nico's pov. I love him as a character, but I suck at writing as him.)

Nico: I like to think I'm a very nice and open person (Leo disagrees with this), but that Chelsea girl has something very off about her, even apart from her moronic comments and utter lack of common sense. The instant she fell asleep, Mika, Leo, and I huddle together (the car is on autofly) and discuss her.

Me: Okay, something's going on because of Chelsea. Have you noticed how weird her presence is?

Leo: You think everyone is weird, Nico. But anyway, I do agree. Everyone literally saw her stab Annabeth, and it's affected her memory, but no one has reacted very much at all. Clarisse isn't even terrorizing things like she usually is, and Chiron's judgement has been down the drain, ever since Chelsea and that creepy girl with all the names showed up.

Mika: She's always had a way of getting what she wants. I guess I've come to resist it, being her friend, but she has a way of numbing people's reactions to her actions. Do you think it's a normal Aphrodite thing? Like Charmspeak?

Leo: I don't think so, I've heard Piper do it and it sounds completely different. Even then, the Charmspeak wouldn't affect the border. It let a mortal in, and even Peleus didn't stop Marya from stealing the fleece.

Me: Okay, so this is bad.-No s**t Sherlock-shut up Leo. I say we just get to the Hunters as fast as we can, and I'll text Ella and see if she can find out what's going on.

Leo: Since when are you such good friends with Ella the Harpy?

Me: Since she started reading Homestuck and decided to force a bunch of us to do live recreations of it. I'm apparently Karkat.

Mika: GAHH YOU MAKE A PERFECT KARKAT ARGH I'M SO HAPPY CAN I BE IN IT I WANT TO BE ROSE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *fangirls*

By the time Mika has recovered from her acute fangirlitis, we've pulled out some happy meals out from Leo's patented magical expanding food storage place. He spent so much time making that and the expanding luxury bathroom complete with a hot tub that we had no space for other stuff, and my unfortunately little Chelsea-provided backpack is hidden underneath lies of sleeping bags and tents in the trunk. Honestly I'm surprised this all even

We talk for hours, unencumbered by Chelsea, who has been asleep for an uncomfortably long time, stopping to eat a happy meal and listening to the entire Blue Neighborhood album. I think this is one of the few times I've ever felt like I belonged, with people I enjoyed talking to...and Chelsea being asleep is a bit of a blessing too.

Soon it reaches nighttime and I fall asleep on Leo's shoulder as he sets the car on autofly.

Um...please review I guess? Let's just go through my usual begging for reviews, so tell me if you like my story or not and constructive criticism and all that fun stuff. Also, don't worry that the car might be attacked when they sleep, Leo has alarms and backup traps set up so they'll have plenty of time to get up and fight.

I'm also doing a fight scene soon…..so enjoy Chelsea's fighting?

Thank you for putting up with my sad excuse for literature and have a great day xxx