Happy Valentines Day!

I am finding this story much more difficult to write now that I'm following an actual plot, but don't worry, I have an ending for this. Another hint is, the Albus that Chiron contacts is not Dumbledore, but Harry's son. I don't know if I specifically stated if it was Dumbledore or not before, but the plotline I was planning was not working out, so yes, the Albus is now Albus Severus Potter.

Ayano's Theory of Relativity: uggh totalyz lik ikr poor chelsigh

Leo Flamin'Valdez: Yes, there will be blood.

Calefe: yerrr so lik right lik i took 45 yrs of lik geography or lik geology er lik geometry or somethin but they did not mention canada lik even ONCE

CrazyBlueOwl: I try ( not enough lol) but I'm not too good at writing romantic stuff (this also has to stay PG as I have discovered that some of my sister's rather young friends read this) but since today is valentines day I will try

LibbySlaysTheUniverse: Thank You :)

The Punk Rock Demigod: Best compliment I have ever received. To be compared to bacon is my ultimate dream :)

where officicially in lik CANADIA end lemme just lik say dat it SUCKZ. were iz lik justin bieber i heard dat he was lik canadian or lik austrian or lik from chipotle or somethin. we are in A LIK FOREST which is lik SO bad fer lik mah hair end lik there is NO five star hotel anywhere. UGGH i lik no im a former gill scout end i en lik SOOOO qualifififed to be outdoorz… but this is lik just gross.

taco bell chipotle leo parks the car a bit outside the hunterz lik camp end we lik bring are tentz end stuff insidez. i actuallyz HAVE TO DO WORK END LIK CARRY STUFF IN UFGHHHHHH IM LIK SO MAD LIK UGH IM RICH I WILL CALL MY FATHER OH THE PAINZ END SUFFFERINGZ I HAV TO GO THREW ITZ NOT EASYZ BEING PERFFECT END KEWL END LIK BETTER THEN LIK EVERYONE!1!

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. nico breadstick olive garden makez no attemptz to help moi lik i hav to carry my backpack sleepingz bag end tent end sword ALL MY MESELFZ. well i lik finally manage persevering becuz im lik a living saint basciallyz lik not even kidding i am too lik pure fer this world.

apparently the lik creepy boy hating hunterz will only let gillz in there campsite leo end nico go off to set up there tentz a few yardz lik away from lik there campsite end leave moi end mika to greet the lik hunterz. i decid dat i should do artemis chik a favor end lik get her end her squad to be totez boy crazy. lik what bad things will hadplen?

so lik mika end i set up are tentz quiclyz end i chipz my naill!11!11!1

"um mika" i lik say cutezly "lik can u get neer ur tent yet cuz lik you are stinkingz up moi's tent wif ur disgustinglyz cheap perfumez!111!111!" end she sayz meanlyz "Chelsea, we are sharing a tent. You call my nonexistent perfume cheap? Says the girl who can't count past 50." lik i am SOO MAD STUPIDZ MIKA! i can so totez lik countz to lik 50. im in the lik advanced math class skool rememember? lik even other kidz call it the dumb class, which meanz lik that im smarterz than the lik teacher.

so annywayz lik now me an mika are not on spezkingz termz. "Hey guys! We're going to go look for the Hunters!"leo taco bell callz from their tent. okz so now i deviz moi's amazin plan for da hunterz of lik artemis to be boy crazyy!1111!11!

i spot a weird lookin teen gill with li FRECKLEZ lik where are ur five layerz of makeup to hid such gross thingz?/? i guess the hunterz need more helpz than i thought. i am lik almost about to yell her fer not wearingz makeup when lik gross leo elf end nico breadstick pull me aside (they lik are apparentlyz done setting up there tent) end tell moi "That's Artemis. WHatever you do, do not mess with her, or you could screw this whole thing up. Us two being boys already makes this a stretch for them, so just keep your mouth shut and we can form a good agreement."

we get led over to gross no make up gill by even groser gill thalia who apparently is blondie boy jason's sister but must be an imposter becuz lik she'z so ugly. the boyz, who artemis seemz to lik more after she realizes they are lik datingz each other end not lik a threat to her hunterz end mika start negotiationg a agreement for there help to find the fleece in exchange fer the permission to lik find some rabbitlope dat artemis turned sum chick named marysue into but wantz to find again to punish mor.

i fake snore cutely to show how bored but still hot i am, but the i relize. I NO MARYSUE. quikly i offer mah idea, tryingz to sound lik ive been payingz attention fer lik the last fifteenz minuets.

Me: Um lik i havez an idea

Artemis: Okay, go ahead Chelsea.

Me: UGHHH U SAID MY NAMEZ WRONG YOU STUPID B WORD!1!

Thalia: You do NOT speak to Lady Artemis like that, unless you an arrow through your head.

Artemis: No, it's fine Thalia. This girl has a plan. I say we hear it out.

she smilez devilishly end i guess that meanz she understandz how wrong end gross she iz end how i am lik better than her.

Me: SO lik u give us ur lieutenant to helpz us find the gill with the fleece, end give us ten dayz, until net lik friday to find it. i also get complete control over lik wut she wearz end her lik makeup end stuff. in return fer li marysue, you have to lik make her a lik hunter. she hatez not bein able to flirtz with lik boyz, so it will be lik the ultimate punishment. but also if we lik don't return in lik ten dayz u can lik annihilate every boy camp halfsiez.

Leo: Wow Chelsea, that was actually a pretty good idea. Do you agree with it, Lady Artemis?

Artemis: I give my consent, I suppose. Thalia, go pack your things. I will see you in ten days, if all goes well.

i am lik so happyz until we get out of artemissy's earshot end leo yells "Are you crazy, Chelsea?! Annihilate every boy at Camp Half Blood?! Do you not realize how seriously the Gods take promises?! Have you realized that I AM A MALE?! NICO IS A MALE!? Heck, even your precious Percy IS A MALE!?

i am about to tell him to shut his big mouth, but the thalia gross gill, who is done packing her stuff, comes up behind us and lik laughs?!

"She's in love with Kelp Head? Why? It's like we're caught in some lame mortals meet demigods fanfiction. I bet there will be some HUGE plot twist where I end up renouncing my Hunter status for my undying love towards Nico or something. No offense Nico, but you're like 14 and taken. Besides I lean more towards the female side anyways." i swear to god mikas eyes grow even wider but lik i am completely angered thalia face now. how dare she ever think my luv fer persy is fake?1111!11!

we head towards the lik lame jeep, with gross thalia end traitor mika becoming bffs when they realize how much they have in common end gross breadstick nico end leo taco bell being all love dovey end gross.

but the lik sudedently some lik giant bird thingz come lik flying in. the otherz immediately grab there weaponz, but lik i no i am too brave to resort to that. they all yell at me to help them fight, but lik i am too good for that. lik they all look lik idiotz attackingz the lik monsterz lk that. i no i have to look fab doin it.

cutely i lik raisez mah sword end adorably swing it the incoming lik bird monster.