omgz li oh no chelsigh!1!111!1!1!1!1!11 shez lik so brave fer killing those lik horrid bird monsterz
The Punk Rock Demigod: Okay, if you say so, Thalia's individuality is going to be beat up by Chelsea
We're All Okay: Gah I didn't mean people like you, but I will PM you if I need help
Calefe: um obviously lik chelsigh will surviv shez too awesomesauce not to
Ayano's Theory of Relativity: I dunno, I'm not sure my kinda lame oc is good enough for the
sheer amazing that is Thalia...so they'll be friends for now?
CrazyBlueOwl: Sure, go ahead :)
ughhh allready lame thalia is acctin lik she has SOO much experience lik who does she think she is a hunter lieutenant thing? shez telling us not to kill the harpiez, only harm them until they lik leave becuz we dont need iris mad us.
since lik i no that i am too good to fight them all i just sit back end pose fer selfies with mah cute weapon. since mah monster proof phone has unlimited data everywhere i take advavvantage of it end lik post 28 selfiez on instagram, knowing all my 10 followerz will luv it. i hav sOO manyz follwerz.
finally they otherz get rid of the grossss harpy thingz end we can finally get into the jeep end start drivingz.
Thalia: So I'm assuming you guys don't have a plan?
Leo: Nope, winging it, but from Nico and me's vague planning we have decided to look around this forest for a bit, assuming as a jackalope Marya hasn't gotten very far.
Nico: Nico and I's.
Leo: Why are you talking in third person?
Nico: *facepalms* You're grammar stupid.
Mika: Your, not you're.
Leo: You literally just said the same word twice.
Thalia: No Leo, read the script, page five, your and you're are clearly very different.
Nico: Would you all PLEASE stop breaking the fourth wall? We have a fleece to find, and there's plenty of other problems we have to fix. The camp barrier's completely messed up, and Annabeth's lost her memory.
Mika: Speaking of which, we should definitely cut to a scene of Percy's point of view.
Thalia: Yes, good idea Mika. Page six says "scene fades away to Camp Half Blood".
Me: um lik why dont lik i hav a script also i wanna see mah persy bae
Nico: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL-
Percy:
There are very few people in the world that I genuinely hate. Chelsea just made number one on the list, even surpassing Kronos, Gaea, and smelly Gabe. She literally smacked Annabeth in the head with a sword, but escaped on a quest before I could get my revenge.
What I don't understand is why no one is angry at her. Maybe it could be my water-filled brain, but I clearly remember a pretty big crowd watching the duel.
But that doesn't matter for now. Annabeth's memory still has not changed a bit, and it's been a few days since the event. I've decided to visit her again to see how she is.
I walk into the infirmary, and am slightly shocked to find her sitting up applying makeup. I guess I don't notice things because I'm a guy, but I didn't think she wore makeup? Ignoring this. I step closer and cautiously say "Good morning Annabeth. Remembering anything?"
She flinches a bit at the sound of my voice, which I suppose is better than the first time, when she threw a shoe at me after I tried to hug her. I still have a bruise. Converse HURT.
Annabeth: Hi Percy. I think I remember everything for the most part. Ran away when I was seven, met Luke and Thalia and Grover, the Titan War, the seven, Gaea dying, and then finally being safe.
Me: Anything about a certain Seaweed Brain?
Annabeth: Haha, very funny Percy. I don't remember being your girlfriend at all. As far as I recall I don't think we've ever met.
Me: Can you try? I swear I'm your boyfriend. Remember Tartarus?
Annabeth: Tartar Sauce? What? I've never fallen into Tartarus. Is this sarcasm?
Me: Ugh, never mind. So um, you wanna go see a movie later?
Annabeth: You're asking me out, aren't you? But sure, if you think it will help me magically remember being your girlfriend.
I sigh a bit and we talk some more.
*scene changes back to flying jeep*
Chelsea's POV:
Thalia: Annabeth has amnesia? Why didn't anyone tell me this?
me: well lik i dont lik bragging becuz lik i am lik so humble end stuffz but i was the one who swung mah cute sword end lik hit annibetjhgbrithnpsudbiybiurhviuhth's stupid head
Thalia: WHAT! I AM GOING TO DECAPITATE YOU YOU STUPID BIT-
leo is lik strugglin to lik get gross thalia off of moi end i guess i made her lik mad er somethin? ughh annieberthththt was gross anywayz. i ignore them all end angrily grab a happy meal to eat mah lik lunch in lik silence, daydreamin about persy until the others relize how mean they were to poor little lik me. the minute i get back to lik chb i WILL hav persy.
So Annabeth doesn't remember Percy...what an uncalled for plot twist. Anyway the story will start diverging into multiple plotlines, so brace yourself for some Percabeth amnesia recovery, main plotline with the find stupid marysue and fleece quest, and something to be announced with Frazel!
Thank you for reading, please give constructive criticism in your review, and if you notice any errors please let me know :)