Hey everyone i'm back and since motivation from my viewers gave me the strength to continue i revised some of the chapters because its been 2 yrs since my last update and I noticed that Dynasty Warriors have been changing their appearances lately I may have to change my ideas. Also i would like to thank everyone who reviewed i really appreciate it. It helps me write better and hopefully it makes it enjoyable to read for you. 3/31/09

The Old Switcharoo

Chap. 1 The Pirate and the Pyro?

Gan Ning then stood there for quite a while, letting the maid's words sink in his head. The name of Lu Xun echoes in his head. Then Gan Ning snapped back into reality and ran outside, apparently with no clothes on. He is going find out for himself by finding Lu Xun to see if it was true or a terrible dream. After Gan Ning's quick departure the maid ogling at the nude Lu Xun (actually Gan Ning inside his body ) running outside.

" I know I will be killed for this." The maid thought to herself.

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Meanwhile back in Lu Xun's tent he finally woke up. He held his hand to his head because of the excruciating pain from Xu Zhu's massive weapon. As he tried to gain consciousness he thought his eyes deceived him. He saw a man who resembles him in so many ways. He rubbed his eyes to check if he was still dreaming.

" Hey kid..." the man who looked like him said.

"Huh what is going on and why do you look like me?" Lu Xun asked

" Because I am YOU, dammit, we switched places!" Gan Ning said.

"What I don't believe you!"

Gan Ning then sighed and then looked at himself (meaning that he is looking at himself with Lu Xun in his body)

"If you don't believe me, look for yourself"

Gan Ning then pointed at a nearby mirror and Lu Xun got up from the bed and went towards it. When he did he blinked a few times until he realized he was screaming.

" Gan Ning! How did this happen I can't be you it is impossible!" Lu Xun yelled.

" Chill, we must figure out a way to get ourselves back in our bodies."

" Like how !"

"I don't know, I was hoping you can figure it out, your the smart one."

Lu Xun sighed " It will take serious thinking and time for me to figure this out. I can't be wandering around being you, I can't even be you!"

"Me too, I cannot imagine the thought of me doing scroll work, hell no, and I am not listening to a bossy pretty boy."

" Well since we don't want to be each other, lets try something out."

Then Lu Xun and Gan Ning tried different methods trying to get back to their own bodies, but all them fail, and now they just added more pain to their body, They even tried running into each other (like the one in freaky friday).

"Its no use, I might have to stay like this forever, it is hopeless" Lu Xun said.

" Hey I have an idea, why won't we just stay like this for a little while, I guess it won't hurt anybody, I think it would be fun. Then maybe we can figure this together" Gan Ning said snickering.

However, Lu Xun was a little hesitant, "Are you serious!? Think about the risks, we can endanger the life of the entire Wu Army!"

"Then what shall we do…"

"I don't know…"

"Well then, like I said lets just play each other for a while until we can find a way to get back into our original bodies."

" Fine, I guess that sounds ok" Lu Xun suddenly agrees with Gan Ning.

"Now tell me about yourself, How can I be you. O wait never mind I already know... Greetings I am Lu Xun of Wu Jun, and I am here to help you Zhou Yu. Lord Lu Meng I adore you " the pirate imitates the young strategist.

" I do not sound like that!"

" Haha, o yes you do"

"Ok how about you, I am Gan Ning I am an ex-pirate, and all I do is fish, drink, and get drunk."

" I do not get drunk!"

" And so do I not having an affair with Lu Meng"

" Yeah…. Ok… When we go back to Wu I am still sleeping in my chambers" the ex-pirate declared.

" Sure, but what will Lord Sun Jian think of that."

Gan Ning thought to himself "Ok! maybe your right, I'll sleep in yours"

" I agree, but you better not touch or destroy anything Gan Ning, I know you"

"Right..." Gan Ning crossing his finger behind his back.

Well that's all for now, I'm too busy doing homework so I'll finish the rest later, please review.