Hey everyone i'm back and since motivation from my viewers gave me the strength to continue i revised some of the chapters because its been 2 yrs since my last update and I noticed that Dynasty Warriors have been changing their appearances lately I may have to change my ideas. Also i would like to thank everyone who reviewed i really appreciate it. It helps me write better and hopefully it makes it enjoyable to read for you. 3/31/09

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The Old Switcharoo

Chap.2 Some Tips

It was already noon and Lu Xun and Gan Ning were already having difficulties with each other.

" Gan Ning, I can't do this, some one will know."

"Relax, just be me, and follow my instructions."

The ex-pirate suddenly discusses and informs the young strategist of his habits, his morning routines, what he eats and do no eat. He also shows Lu Xun how he manages his hair with rice starch.

"Ok, Now I'll you have to do is sharpen my sword, fix my hair and get some fish every morning. Got it?"

"Got it, but do I have to wear these bells around me, and drink wine whenever i feel like it?"

"OF COURSE! see if you're me then you got to act like me kid, and be careful with the hair." Gan Ning made it perfectly clear to the young strategist.

"Ok, OK ,OK, but I'm too young to drink..."

"Well actually you're old enough, I'm the one who is young here, Gan Ning...hehe" Gan Ning (who is in Lu xun's body) said.

" Gan Ning don't fool around, I'm getting kind of worried here, what if we stay like this forever?"

" We won't, geez loosen up have some fun live your life a little."

"Fine, but two questions before we go outside"

"What kid?"

"Why do you have so many tattoos?"

" Well it was back in the days, when I journeyed out at sea. Come to think of it, I had my first one, when i was your age. Maybe I can put one on your body too Lu Xun" Gan Ning said laughing.

"Don't even try it or else, I'll burn your hair."

"Right...ok , it was just a joke"

"and my next question is, how come you do not cover up your chest?"

"Well boy, I like to be free plus it's to impress the ladies. You got to show some muscle and skill, to woo them. It shows how much confidence a person can bring"

Gan Ning then winked at Lu Xun and put his arm around his neck.

"wow never thought of that." Lu Xun thought to himself.

" Enough about me, how about you Lu Xun? Why do you where this hat? Do you like shower with it or what?" Gan Ning asked him.

" Well it was from my mother before she died, it was my only memory of her."

"Aw that is so touching, however, you're turning into a man soon, and I think I can be of a assistance while you can take care of my duties with Lord Sun Jian..hehe got it? Ok lets start off with the hat, ok I don't need this. ok... where is the comb" The rough ex-pirate starts to scurry in the small tent to comb Lu Xun's scalp. " ah here it is. See Lu xun with out a hat you look better without it"

" But that hat, it's a part of me, I feel naked without it."

" Well you're in my body, so you don't need it, I don't want you wearing your hat on my head, it will mess up my hair!"

"alright"

Lu Xun then became uncomfortable, already missing his own body, and he is worried that Gan Ning will take advantage of it. He was even more worried that he might use his body for bed business with the ladies back at Wu. Lu xun then tried to take that picture out of his mind, and tried to think positively. Anyway Gan Ning is his friend so he had to trust him.

Suddenly Gan Ning went in front of the mirror to examine his new body " You know for a strategist in training, you have great skill and a body, I always thought of you as just a skinny boy." Snickers starts to come out of the ex-pirates mouth.

"ha ha ha, very funny Gan Ning." Lu Xun said sarcastically.

Footstep are then heard out side of Lu Xun's tent( I know they are both in Gan Ning's tent but hey its my story so boo =D)

" Lu Xun, where are you? the man said.

" Hey is that --" Gan Ning said.

" O shhhoot it's Lu Meng, quick go hide."

" huh wait, you go hide, I'm you remember?"

"Oh yeah, um ok, you talk to him and I will go to your tent, after he leaves meet me and try to be me please, I'm counting on you"

Lu Xun then silently left the tent as Gan Ning and headed to the proper he is suppose to be in. Meanwhile, Gan Ning stayed in Lu xun's tent acting as the young strategist, trying his best to be him.

"Hey Old Timer" Gan Ning said. Lu Meng then stood there confused.

"oh man, i was not suppose to say that, i'm Lu xun remember."

"Lu Xun, are you ok? You and Gan Ning were unconscious in two days by Xu Zhu's club, some us generals were really worried."

" oh no, I'm fine Lord Lu Meng." 'Oh gosh i feel so stupid' Gan Ning thought to himself.

" Hmm, well, i hope you get better, and tell Gan Ning that he still owes me a new fishing rod, and my boot that he threw into the river." 'O yeah i still remember that'

" Well i best be going now, and you too, we are told that we better get back to Wu before dark." Lu Meng said as we walked back outside.

"Ok, I'll get going, Bye."

So how was that...like it so far, sorry for the delays, i will try to finish the other chapters later and keep reviewing.