Hey everyone i'm back and since motivation from my viewers gave me the strength to continue i revised some of the chapters because its been 2 yrs since my last update and I noticed that Dynasty Warriors have been changing their appearances lately I may have to change my ideas. Also i would like to thank everyone who reviewed i really appreciate it. It helps me write better and hopefully it makes it enjoyable to read for you. 3/31/09

The Old Switcharoo

Chap. 4 Back to Wu

"URGHHHH WHATS TAKING HIM SO LONG! I TOLD HIM ONCE HE WAS DONE

TALKING WITH LORD LU MENG, I TOLD HIM TO COME HERE!"

Lu Xun impatiently waited for hours for Gan Ning, all he can think of right now was hurting him, killing him and burning him to death. As he sat there beside Gan Ning's camping cot, he observed his surroundings. He observed Gan Ning's lifestyle: piles of clothes to the right, some scrolls, a fishing rod, and his heavy Dao (knife/sword). Due to Lu Xun's fascination by he walked towards it and tried wield it.

" My gosh, how can Gan Ning handle such a cumbersome thing ?" Lu Xun thought.

"Hey don't hurt yourself kid." It is a voice from outside. It was Gan Ning , correction the well-dressed and sophisticated "Lu Xun".

Even though Gan Ning is stuck in a 18 year old strategist's body, he still has the confidence to wield his own Dao. As for Lu Xun, the Little Pyro who has the image of a overly strong man, struggled with the Dao. When he heard his own voice he turned around and saw himself, Lu Xun suddenly dropped his sword almost forgetting that he was his ex-pirate friend's body. He then found the excuse to change the subject from his lack of strength with the Dao to waiting countless hours for himself, or should he say his friend.

"Gan Ning, finally, what took you so long ? I have waited for you almost an 3 hours!"

" Hey careful with the weapon! Well... when I was done talking to Lu Meng I decided to explore your tent and learn more about you. Man do you need to find yourself a mate or a mistress."

Lu xun ignoring the fact has changed the subject once again" Gan Ning didn't I tell you to come back to your tent as soon as your done talking to Lord Lu Meng?"

"Yeah, but I couldn't help myself." Gan Ning said laughing.

" Well what did he say?"

" He said he wants an affiar with you Lu Xun that you and him will journey together and make sweet sweet love to you" Gan Ning then howled in laughter

At that the though Lu Xun face warmed up" GANNN NINNNG!"

" All right, all right, he said we better get packing because we are going back to Wu, before dark. The old timer said that Sun Quan does not want to lose any more men and that we should go back ASAP."

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So both Gan Ning and Lu Xun or Lu Xun and Gan Ning, went and gather their thingsat their own tents because Lu Xun didn't want Gan Ning fussing around with his things any longer. Meanwhile Lu Meng who was in the middle of the camp noticing the strange interactions between the two. He noticed Gan Ning angrily muttering and cursing to himself and Lu Xun whistling on his way to Gan Ning's tent. This is side of the two that Lu Meng has never seen and found that very awkward.

'HMMM I wonder why is Lu Xun in Gan Ning's tent?'Lu Meng pondered to himself. " Maybe he is just packing Gan Nings thing's, that poor guy. Gan Ning is such a lazy ass general, letting other people do his work." he sighed and shrugged and continued with his business.

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Once everyone are about to leave camp for the Wu Kingdom they lined up in battalions to get accounted for. As for our two switched characters they felt that they missed one little thing....their own horses.

" Gan Ning, should we..."

"Should we what?"

"You know ride each other's horses, because if they saw us on our own horses they might get suspicious" Lu Xun whispered enough for only them to hear.

" Well I guess we have to ride each other horses then." Gan Ning calmly walked passed Lu Meng and hopped on Lu Xun's horse with ease, however the horse sensed that there is something strange and started to neigh.

"Whoa there you..... big beast" patting the horse's side roughly. Lu Xun gave out a huge sigh and nod his head from side to side

"Gan Ning that's not my horse that's Lu mengs" Lu xun whispered to him. Meanwhile Lu Meng stared at who he thinks is the young stategist but was Gan Ning in disguise.

"Um Lu xun, your on my horse.." Lu Meng said.

"Oh sorry" Gan Ning laughing nervously.

"Nice going Ning." Lu Xun said quietly.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't push it."

After the whole confusion with the horses, the army heads back to Wu. Now, who knows what else lies ahead for the Two young men.

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Once they arrived, Huang Gai, The Two Qiao's and the princess Sun Shang Xiang along with her heavily armored maids awaited at the gate greeting the generals back home.

As Gan Ning and Lu Xun entered the gate they rode pass the tomboyish princess Sun Shang Xiang. Gan Ning couldn't help but smile at the growing young lady, not realizing that he was not in his own. Sun Shang Xiang was slightly confused. 'Was it me or did Lu xun just smiled at me?' Usually the princess thought that it odd for a the young strategist to smile at her especially when he is one of the most stoic, reserved and serious people in the Wu army.

From the corner of his eye, Lu xun saw what Gan Ning had did and rode beside him.

" Um Gan Ning, I guess you haven't noticed, but you are still in my body!"

" O damn, I almost forgot..ahhh, well at least the princess gets to finally see you smile Lu Xun and see you break out of your shell" Gan Ning winked at him.

Lu Xun's faced warmed up again, his cheeks turning into a pinkish color he tried to avoid Gan Ning's gaze so he would not see.

" Gan Ning, I hope you know to pay your respects to Lady Sun and please do not ruin my reputation and MY LIFE!"

Gan Ning suddenly laughed hysterically.

" I know it's going to be fun!"

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