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It's Jade's birthday today!! Happy Birthday! I hope she likes me posting this!
Once again…and of course…this does no make sense…
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One fun day, Alyssa and Jade were at the water park when Jade saw something weird. A blur flew by her face…and it looked naked. Of course, it was Christian Cage, but he had bagels around his wrists. "It's too bad I am in love with Batista or else I would go out with him!" exclaimed Alyssa. John Morrison, HBK and AJ Styles all walked by. "When did you get a dog, Alyssa?" All of them said indicating to Jade. "We're kidding." They all laughed. "So I hear you and Batista have your 6th baby, Alyssa!" said John Morrison. "7th," corrected Alyssa. "But Triple H came over to our house and killed them and now because of psychological reasons, I plan no murdering Dave." Luckily for Batista, he divorced Alyssa and married Randy Orton instead. Alyssa was desperate and started sleeping with John Morrison-Jade's husband. And fortunate for Jade, John just got hit by a bus so now she has all the money from the marriage. But unlucky for Jade, HBK planted a bomb inside her and she died because it exploded inside her. Alyssa died too as they were together that day. As a result, Alyssa and Jade haunted HBK for the next three years of his life before being pelted to death with oranges killed him.
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