Jade what walking down the street when she saw Randy Orton tied to a fire hydrant. He had blue eye shadow on and his shirt had Christian Cage on it.
"Where did you find that shirt? He's naked on it!"
Randy only stared at Jade and then started wailing. Jade cut Randy down and she felt his tears drip on her shoulder.
"Don't cry." Jade said.
Just then, Christian Cage walked up to them and started dancing…naked. Before they knew it, they all got hit by a bus.
"Now, I've finally got revenge." An unidentified man said as he began to chuckle evilly. Out of the shadows stepped Awesome Kong and Undertaker. They chuckled and then it went silent. All of a sudden they hear a beep.
They exploded.