One day, Alyssa was walking down Brant street when she was tapped on the shoulder.
She
turned around and screamed as she saw the Undertaker, his face
somewhat melting off, forming a puddle on the ground.
Alyssa
blinked a few more times only to realize someone was standing behind
Undertaker. Before she could see his face, Undertaker leaned forward
and whispered "Matt...Hardy" and then lied down to die. "He
did this to you??!?" Alyssa almost screeched
Alyssa
reached out, grabbing the Hardy and began to kiss him. "Thank
goodness you've killed him! He's been stalking me for months!"
They shared another passionate kiss, before Christian came up to
them. Naked.
"Can
I join?" he asked smoothly. He cocked one eyebrow to one side and
then Matt grabbed Christian and the two of them had an even more
passionate kiss then Alyssa expected. Matt took a breath and looked
at Alyssa. "I was hoping that would happen. I wanted to make
Christian jealous. Sorry Alyssa. I'm gay"
Alyssa
surprised the two men by saying that she was fine with them making
out, as long as she could watch. The boys agree and the three of them
went off together only to be stopped by a screaming Vickie, who was
in her favourite wheelchair.
"What
have you done?!?!?" She began crying over Undertaker's rotting
body. "I loved him," she whispered. Christian started laughing
and then saw Matt giving him a look. "Oh," he said, "You're
serious? bad." he started walking away, pulling matt
along with him. Alyssa knelt down beside Vickie. "I am so sorry
for your loss," she said and then grabbed Vickie's chin and turned
her face toward hers. Vickie then began kissing Alyssa.
Alyssa
pulled back spitting. "I must have been hypnotized for a couple
seconds, or gone insane!" Vickie began crying again, loud
whailingness, and Alyssa couldn't take it anymore. So she grabbed
Vickie's wheelchair handles and pushed her into the street, where
three semis in a row hit her. Alyssa wiped her hands in
accomplishment before running after Christian and Matt yelling at
them to wait up. THE END!
That's
what Alyssa thought until Vickie's spirit rose from her wheelchair
and then suffocated Alyssa in another kiss- killing her. Now Vickie
is satisfied. They will be together forever. NOW THE END. FINALLY.