I didn't think i would update this fast but here i am. Now a few things. I am not a writer by any means. That being said my fight scenes are going to be terrible. And so is everything else. Enjoy
Chapter 2
Six months. That was how long it took to gather everything. With all the big villages and the small ones and the big hidden ones and the hideouts. It was tiring as all balls. But it was worth it. To get all the things worth learning, and of course his guilty pleasures. *cough* gardening *cough*. His ambition to learn everything was ultimately put on the back burner about halfway through month 5. The reason, time travel.
When he found out about that. Oh boy did the biju make a fuss. Too dangerous that, not enough chakra this. But that didn't matter. He studied with ten thousand clones a day on fuinjutsu to get it right. With shadow clones as guinea pigs of course. Without them he would have died on the first try.
But now six months after the war he could go back. With some new techniques of course. One being wind style great breakthrough. Another being the hirashin. Having so many clones trying to figure it out, it actually wasn't that hard. Getting it down in a week's time must have been some galactic record. But then again it did actually take like two hundred years if you count the clones lifespan.
But never mind the trials done and successful he was ready to go back, way back. But not without consequence. It required a lot of chakra to go back the distance he wanted to go safely. About 8.6 biju worth of chakra. And you know what that means. Good bye one to eight.
Now we find naruto standing in the middle of the chunin exam final stadium. With seals covering all the floor. If you went up high enough it would just look black with all three seals that are on the ground. The fact it took two hours even with shadow clones is insane. Not to mention it was all drawn with chakra due to the fact he ran out of ink about two months ago.
He stood of course in the centre wearing a the new headband that had the kanji for shinobi. His hair had not change much. He wore an orange t-shirt black anbu pants. An open red haori with a nine coma like symbols on his back in a three by three pattern. Black shinobi sandals completed his outfit.
"Are you ready kit" kurama questioned.
"Of course i'm ready you stupid fox. Why else would i be standing here" the protagonist said in a joking matter.
"Didn't have to be so rude about it." the fox grumbled.
"But it was fun" naruto chuckled at his own joke. And so did a few of the other biju. "Well we better get this going before i get all teary eyed that i'm not going to see eight of you again. At Least for a long while." he said solemnly.
"Oh we wouldn't want the big bad container to cry now would we?" Son Goku jested
"Nope." was Naruto's response. Now let's do this. And with that he went into his most powerful form he could get to in his six months of training, when his clones were working. Which is him gaining a silver cloak with red designs going everywhere along with what looked like horns made out of chakra. And with that chakra he did what he wanted which was put it into the seal below his feet.
And it began to glow, an ominous red. With all that chakra leaving naruto one might think it was painful. Especially with the fact that he was in essence taking eight bijuu out of himself. But no he felt. Peacefull. He couldn't quite explain it. It was like being air. No seriously the air has no cares and that was what he was feeling. He just stood there pushing eight of his nine living friends out of his body into the doodles below him and he didn't even care. It was actually scary. A person who holds his freinds way higher than himself was uncaring when he watched them just disappear in his mind. The just sat there in concentration growing more see through as time went on.
And then they were gone. It was just him and Kurama. That was when he felt the pressure of what he was doing. Not the fact he only had one friend now. No it was the stress of pushing all the chakra he had into the seal. He opened his eyes to look at the ground and seals only to be blinded. A few seconds later he felt like he was thrown into the to to open his eyes and see nothing but darkness. He could see himself easily it was just the blackness was all encompassing.
"Hello there" a strangely comforting yet gritty voice said.
"Uuumm" it was confusing. None of his clones went through this.
"Behind you fleshbag" the voice said in what seemed an annoyed manner. Turning around Naruto couldn't help but yell in fright.
"Aahh!" he couldn't help it. How would you feel if you turned around in pitch darkness only to see the god of death himself, the Shinigami.
"Hahahahaha" the laughter of the shinigami wasn't all that scary if you could believe that,(believe it!)it was actually kind of normal sounding.
Getting over his shock and fear quick he looked into the shinigami's eyes and said "so? Are you going to take my soul or are you going to let me go back and have a little fun. Maybe even right a few wrongs." he joked and asked at the same time.
"Oh i'm just here to explain a few things before you go. It's more of a headache realy."
To which naruto replied "seriously. Me breaking the laws of the universe and i don't get punished? Sweat!" naruto cheered.
"Don't get all excited yet fleshling. Your not geting of scott free."
"Aww"
"Now listen up!" hearing the god of death yell had Naruto's immediate attention. "You can do whatever you like. I don't care. Anything you do would be better than your timelines end. That was literally the apocalypse for you. But with you going back it has already changed. You're all already alive. And i need to go soon to retrieve the souls. Now no matter what you do you will not cease to exist, you are now a time remnant. Which i won't get into what that is due to timey-wimey stuff." now Naruto did get a lot smarter during those six months of study but he only heard and understood. 'Do whatever you want, people are alive, and he won't disappear, which was all good. He nodded in understanding.
He then proceeded to ask a question that has been plaguing his mind since ever. "What is the meaning of life?"
The death god laughed and said "now that would be telling, but why don't you just go live it and find out. Now go! And have fun."
And then he fell, and fell, and fell.
Ok i know this story probably sucks but my story in my head is so good it's just that my writing can't do it justice. See you guys later.
