CH 3 ENTER NARUTO UZUMAKI

After the feeling of falling, Naruto realized he actually was falling. From a very great height. So high i fact that he could wait a few moments before acting. Deciding to look around to occupy his time, Naruto founds that he was falling just outside of konoha. It seemed that when he lands that he would be just a few minutes of walking distance away from the gates.

He wondered if he should just go straight there or if he should plan before entering. One moment of contemplation later and he decided to just go straight there. Besides, what was the point of being able to do anything if he didn't have fun! So with that in mind he looked down in time to realise he took too long and the landing was going to hurt. Channeling a good deal amount of chakra into his legs he landed, creating a small five foot crater.

"Owch" was all he could say from that. Having landed he checked his items to see if he lost anything. Finding that no, he has not lost anything he smiled and started his small journey to his 'home'.

On the way he thought of things he was going to do. Number one ws befriend his future parents. That was going to be fun. Number two he was going to get ramen. Actually scratch that, ramen was the first thing he was going to do. Thinking of the ichiraku's alive and younger excited him. Deciding that he went back to his list. Number three, train his mom to treat the fox with respect. He thought it was horrible the way his best friend was held in his mother's seal. Having pieces of wood shoved in his body. And not even in the good way, fufufu. Shaking his head of the perverted thought of the last thing he was going to do before he just have fun. And that was going to fight his future, past dad. Wow tense verbs were hard when time traveling. Looking up he noticed that he was at the gates. On arrival, two guards came up to him.

"Stop, what is your business here in Konoha, are you a shinobi, what's your favorite colour, and will you be my friend." asked the first guard. Upon his third and fourth questions his companion sighed.

Blinking at the multitude of questions Naruto replied."In order. That is for the hokage to know, yes, orange, NO!" looking to the other guard and leaving the other to cry on the ground for not getting a new friend he asked. "Is that all or can I go?" getting no immediate response he started walking. The second guard out of his stupor from the loud no he called out

"Hey wait. You need to sign in and since you are a shinobi we need to take your picture while also you need to be escorted to the Hokage." with his part finished he fished out his book for sign-in and to out the camera needed. When he was doing this and Naruto was waiting, the first guard flared his chakra, to summon an anbu. Coming back the second guard put the camera down and motioned for Naruto to get in front of it. Moving in front of the machine Naruto decided to pose. And what pose he he pose in, well he posed in non other than the NICE GUY POSE!(that was a lot of poses i just typed) complete even with shining teeth. While blinded the guard still took the picture. Putting the camera away for future use he held out the book for Naruto to sign. Grabbing the book from his he signed with a quick hand 'Naruto Uzumaki'. He decided to use his real name. Just so it would be easier.

It was at this time that a female anbu arrived. Naruto could tell it was a girl by the breast and figure. It totally wasn't the obvious long Uzumaki red hair that went to the women's and obviously his mom's back. "I assume I'm here to escort you here mr…" the anbu looked at Naruto in what he could only guess was a questioning gaze. The voice of course was a giveaway that she was asking for his name.

"Naruto, call me Naruto. And you would be?" the others looked at him for a moment before pointing to her mask. Which after getting the hint Naruto looked at. And finding that it was a fox like mask. After getting over the irony he looked at the rest of her. She was wearing standard female anbu attire. Along with a sword behind her back diagonally.(i will not describe everybody's attire. Just so you know.)

Laughing and scratching that back of his head."so your name's fox then?" see the anbu nod her head he shrugged and started walking towards the Hokage's tower."Are you coming fox-chan?" getting a growl in response he decided to tree hop or in this case building hop. Looking back and seeing that his mom was keeping up he decide to have a little fun. Picking up his speed considerable he took of. Looking back again to see her keeping up with no difficulty he went faster, only to find she was still keeping up. Deciding at that very moment to humiliate her, he went top speed. Effectively disappearing from her sight.

"Wha…" panicking and pushing her body to top speed she arrived outside the Hokage's tower a few moments later to find the the blonde haired protagonist sleeping on the ground beside the door. Seeing how he was mocking her she stomped up to him. Lifting her foot up in preparation to stomp on his head in fury, she descended. Only to be caught of guard with his hand holding her foot back a few inches of his chest.

Opening his eyes and looking up he said in a condescending baby voice. "Tisk tisk. What you were about to do is grounds for war and is legally assault. Bad fox, bad." by the end of his condescension she was sweating. Those were good points. However she also knew that there was no possibility of war considering she did not recognize his headband. But the other, the Hokage wouldn't care, considering who it was she was about to hit and the fact that she was too important to go to jail.

Backing up she decided that she should apologize. "Sorry Naruto, I didn't mean to." of course this was said in a very sarcastic voice. Naruto just looked at her before entering the tower. On the way to the Hokage he decided to ask a few questions.

"So fox-chan, what's your favourite colour?" looking back and smiling.

Tilting her head in confusion. It wasn't technically against the rules to tell him. With the fact that she could she replied with "well it's a tie between yellow and red."

"Is my hair just that awesome?"looking back and smirking

"No! You stupid idiot it's not because of your hair!" calming down she noticed it had a similar look to Minato's. She then noticed that they arrived at the Hokage's door with the secretary on the right motioning to go in. opening the door for the blonde, she let him in.

As Naruto walked in he noticed that it wasn't the third that sat in the Hokage's seat but the fourth. Minato Namikaze. Seeing his dad again and with all his limbs brought happy thoughts to him, which were crushed with the calculating gaze that he was looking at him with. "Good to meet you Minato, my name is Naruto." frowning at the lack of respect the one in the power seat replied with

"And to you Naruto, nice name by the way, it's actually what i was thinking of naming my future son" smiling at the end.

"You should, Naruto is an awesome name, I should know.'' chuckling at the end. ''But with the pleasantries out of the way is there anything i can do for you, I actualy have a few requests.'' raising an eyebrow at the fact the person in front of him.

''Well i have a few questions before you can ask yours buts that about it. Well unless you answer wrong then you will just be interrogated or killed ,''waving his hand in a dismissing motion ''but that's later right now i want to know why you came to Konoha. Why you are wearing a headband that says 'shinobi'?'' Naruto frowned. ''Well i came here to have fun and make a little ruckus. And the reason i wear a headband that says 'shinobi' is because i'm a shinobi.'' it was the Hokage's turn to frown.

''What do you mean by ruckus?''

Well, maybe a few pranks, blow peoples mind and occasionally make them contemplate life." Naruto smiled at the end. Blowing people's mind was always fun. Minato was about to speak before Naruto interrupted him "Oh! And to make puns, lots and lots of puns.'' at the fact he was going to make puns had Naruto grinning ear to ear.

The fourth hummed in thought. "Well those reasons are ok for you to be here and not in T&I, but you are going to have to pass a test, do you mind?"

''Not at all old man!'' frowning at the old man comment he opened a drawer in his desk bring out a seal.

"I'm not an old man Naruto." as he got up and started walking toward said person.

"The wrinkles on your face say other wise'' panicking the fourth hokage ran to the window and looked at his reflection. Noticing that he did not infact have wrinkles.

"That was a dirty trick.'' he smiled. "I like it." he continued the small walk to his future son. And handing him a seal and a small slip of paper. "Place that on your head and we will see if what you said was the truth." looking down at the seal he noticed that if he told the truth the seal would glow green, but if he lied it would glow red and induce pain. Not liking the pain part Naruto put the paper between both his hands and channeled chakra to them and removing the pain part to paralyzation. Of course the fact that it is a super complex formula it only took him a few moments to complete. After he was done he held it up and showed it to the Hokage

"I like this better wouldn't you say?" taking the paper from him Minato looked at the seal, and promptly sank to his knees. When he fell down the fox anbu from before appeared at his side and started comforting him.

"There there, Hokage-sama it's alright" she comforted him. Patting his back and all that.

"No its not, ive been working on that seal for months now and then he comes in here and changes it into a better version in just a few seconds. This sucks!" sweatdroping at the scene in front of him he put the seal on his cheek and channeled chakra there to activate it. It glowed blue.

"Are you done sulking old man or do you want a minute?" Naruto questioned his future dad.

"No im good im good." getting up and wiping his super manly unshed tears away he looked up to Naruto with the anbu disappearing again "now just say that what you said earlier was true."

Nodding Naruto proceeded as instructed. "What I said earlier is true." the seal on his cheek glowed green before going back to its original state. At this point in time Minato had a hard look in his eyes "now do you mean harm to Konohagakure or any of its people?" caught off guard by the question but not surprised by it Naruto answered

"To Konohagakure, no, to ninety-eight percent of its people no to a select few people yes. Are the people I mean harm to good for Konohagakure, yes" the seal on his cheek went and stayed green up unto the point he stopped talking. "And I Mean will of fire good for Konoha not emotional void weapons good." the seal glowed green signifying he was telling the truth, again. Minato's eyes narrowed then widened then widened even more.

"What do you plan to do with these individuals you mentioned?"

"Murder, simple as that. They're rotten roots got to cut them off before they infect more of the tree." seeing the proof in front of him as the seal and the determination in his eyes he believed him. And seeing as he laid no harm to Konoha he did not see harm in letting him roam free.

Well, I see no harm in you, figuratively speaking of course, you can take the seal of now." getting a thankful smile from Naruto as he did so. Naruto handed it back to the leader of the village. "Now what were your requests?"

"Umm well" scratching the back of his head he said " I kinda wanted to teach your jinjuriki how to use her biju." standing up Minato stared at Naruto.

"And why do you want to do that?" questioned the whiskerless man in the room.

"My reason are my own, but if you want i can put the seal back on and say i won't murder her" the Hokage nodded and after doing so Naruto handed the seal back.

"Fox" the anbu again came down and bowed to the Hokage.

"Yes Hokage-sama?"

"Go fetch Kushina-chan would you?"

"Yes Hokage-sama" Kushina then proceeded to head home to change into her usual ninja wair. At this point Naruto had a red face from holding his laughter in. Minato noticed this and with a raised eyebrow asked

"And what is so funny, Naruto?" after he finished his question naruto burst out laughing. Holding his stomach and falling to his knees.

"I just find it hilarious that you sent her home to fetch herself! Bwahahahahaha!"