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There's Nothing Funny About Imprinting

Chapter Five

A Party Equals Bonfire and Tall Guys

"What's up with you" Luca asked, helping himself by taking a seat on the edge of my bed. He was going over History notes and eating all my refrigerators contents. I don't even know why he comes over here, our house is like a shoebox compared to his Mansion

"Nothing." I mumbled.

"Are you still pissed about that whole bonfire thing tonight" Luca questioned.

"No" I sighed.

"Yes, you are, I don't even see why, I mean Embry will be there and you can spend the whole night flirting"

"That would be wonderful, If I liked Embry"

"Still doing that whole denial thing?" He teased

"Still doing that whole fat thing." I mocked.

"I am not fat!" Luca squealed, lifting his shirt up to show me his 6 pack, I rolled my eyes not a common reaction for Luca when he lifts up his shirt

"Right, your just big boned." I rolled my eyes.

"I need to find new friends" Luca huffed.

"Yes. You are the one who needs new friends." I said sarcastically.

"Please we all know I'm slumming it" Luca rolled his eyes, and returned to revising his notes. I don't even justicfir that with a response.

Luca and I end up studying in silence after that every now and then he would look up from his notes and glare at me and then mumble something under his breath how charming,

"I'm home, honey" My mum called from downstairs. breaking the silence

"Kay" I called back.

"Do you want anything to eat" Mum asked.

"No, but I'm sure Luca does" I grinned to myself.

"Are you calling me fat again" He objected.

"No big boned."

"Your a bitch you know that" Luca glared.

"I love you too."

"Not that this wasn't fun or anything but my Dad getting back this afternoon from some business trip and Emilio is flying in to see him as well, I think it's meant to be some big family affair" Luca said, announcing that he has to go.

"Have fun with that."

"Yeah should be great Lorenz, is coming with me to pick up Emilio" Luca frowned.

"I like Lorenz his cute" I said.

"You can have him"

"No I'm good."

"Are you sure cause I'm happy to stop being the middle child at any time."

"I don't doubt that"

"Stop by after that Bonfire, and give me all the juicy details" Luca reminded.

"There will be no juicy details but I might to complain" I reassured.

"Oh come Maria admit it, you love Embry" He teased, in a gushy voice.

"Aren't you meant to be leaving."

"Aren't you meant to be kissing Embry?" He challenged.

"Leave" I commanded. Luca laughed, waving to me farewell, and exited my room. Before I knew it, I could hear him sucking up to my mom, she's babbling about china patterns or something. I turned on my radio hoping music would tune them out. I mean really I swear she wants us to get married just so she can claim Luca has her son.

"Bye" Luca said after asking if my mother had lost weight. What an idiot. I turned back to my homework, in disgust.

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"Maria are you ready?" Mum asked me at the doorway.

"Yes" I sighed, looking down on my outfit. It took me awhile to figure out what I should wear to a bonfire. After many attempts, I just ended up with Jeans, a white singlet top, and a jumper. I mean what do you wear to a bonfire you would think Sam would have told you I mean how were any of us meant to know. That's just plain rude

I wandered down the stairs with my mom to discover my dad in the bottom of the staircase, his apparel was casual and suprisingly, so was my mother's. I expected her to wear high heels and a dress because she's been fawning over this event all day. Seriously it's insane

"Good your ready! Lets get going shall we." Mum said, clapping her hands. I don't bother to respond and my Dad placed his arm around me, kissing my forehead.

"So how was your day, Princess?" He asked.

I shrugged. "Okay, yours"

"Pretty Good." He smiled brightly at me.

"That's good" I reply

Dad has always been the calm one in the relationship, I guess they sort of balance each other out and thank god for that other wise I may go insane from Mum need to always be doing something

"Micheal, can you talk and drive!" Mum called from the passenger seat of my father's car with a irritated voice.
"Are we running late?" Dad asked, frowning.

"No but we could be!" She hissed.

"Always in a rush isn't she." Dad murmured to himself. I bite my lip so I could stop myself from grinning at the comment. Dads slipped into the car, and drove to the beach. The ride was filled with Mum talking the whole time about, how nice it was to be invited. I felt sick from all the how wonderful are they talk.

By the time, we pull up to the lot I already feel like taunting my parents in a whiny voice asking 'Can we go home!?' The beach was flooded with the La push 'Elite,' the bonfire was already lit, and I immediately felt awkward. I did not fit in here that much was clear half of them properly didn't even know who I was.

"Don't frown." Mum scolded. Dad wraps his arm around mum and whispers something to her. She blushes in response. Gross. I mean really Mum and Dad your not teenagers.

"Rosa, Micheal, Maria!" A Woman greeted. I looked up to discover Emily, she smiled at me brightly and I politely smile back. I've always liked Emily she's always seemed so well meaning it's a shame she's with Sam.

"Hello Emily" Mum gushed back. My dad wandered off, now talking to one of the elders: Billy Black. He laughed at something Billy says, oh how wonderful. Dad has entered the dark side. I managed not to cringe in my mother's side while she discusses recipes with Emily.

I looked around, surveying the vast beach. Everything is scattered around, disorganized which is a pet peeve of mine. I frowned, turning my gaze to, unfortunately, the la push 'gang.'

"Embry, Me, and Quil verses You, Paul, and Sam" Jake challenges Jared.

"Are you sure you won't get hurt, pup?" Jared grinned.

"Bring it bitch!" Embry smirked. The game begins, and I automatically recognize the formation as football. The boys play, I compare the ones who has the best tactics was, I hated to admit, was Embry. I recall remembering him as being some big football star before he joined the colt, then he dropped it. Watching him play was really a shame, It was like he was in his element. I rolled my eyes of how dumb it was for him to stop playing, he could get a scholarship with that sort of talent. That's why I hate the La Push gang there just so stupid.

"Maria." I turned back to Emily, once my name entered the converstation. "I hear you have quite a brain." Emily smiled.

"She really does, always been the best in class ever since elementary school. Which is a good thing too, you should see her play sports" Mum said laughing at the end in my expense. Emily joins and I use all my energy to not glare at my mother. But she is right, I had no eye hand coordination.

They return to their reipe conversation and I glance around again. Everyone around was in deep conversation, I turn my gaze again toward the boys playing football. Embry has the ball and I tell Jared was going in for a tackle. Embry is easily getting around him and it's obvious he'll get passed. He almost manages to get around him, when his stance looks over my way. 
At first, I'm sure he was looking at someone behind me because I was clearly not doing anything to break his concentration. I peer around to my surroundings and I discover that I am standing by myself. I look back to Embry and he is now smiling at me, looking proud. Before I can find an reasonable reason for the random, cocky smile, Jared tackles him to the ground. 
I looked away, rushing over to my mothers side. Acting like I never was paying attention to the scene around me, and that I didn't even notice his goofy smile. I need to leave. Now.

"Mum, would it be okay if I left early? Luca is expecting me." I asked, interupting Mum's and Emily's conversation.

"Maria, you shouldn't promise to be two different places at the same time" Mum sighed.

I new she would let me go though, anything to keep her Luca happy I mean I swear she likes him more then me sometimes. Ok that's not really true but let me tell you pretty darn close.

"Sorry, I forgot until now and I don't want to be a bad friend."

"Well I suppose you can go but don't let this happen again" Mum said, letting me off easily.

"Thanks for having me Emily." I said with a convincing, sweet smile. I began to walk down the beach towards the parking lot, Luca was very far. His family had a mansion by the beach, just a good 5 minute walk away.

"Where are you going?" A voice I easily recognize now that was Embry, Called after me. I turned around, confused as he runs toward me leaving his friends mid- game.

"Somewhere." I said vaguely.

"You don't like bonfires?" Embry asked.

"Yes I do."

"But your not having a good time" Embry stated.

"I'm having a nice time." I lied. I mean I couldn't be rude Mum would kill me.

"Then why are you leaving?"

"I have a previous arranged engagement to attend" I said in a rather formal tone, hoping it would bore him enough so he could run back to his little colt.

"Party?" He asked. Do I look like the party type

"No."

"Oh" Embry said nervously.

"Well I better get going."

"Yeah, um, bye." Embry mumbled and I managed to escape.

"And then he asks me like 20 questions before I leave." I yelled as I stomped in and out of Luca's doorway.

"Are you looking for Luca?" Emilio asked, his head popping from Luca's room. Emilio use to be always around when I was younger so at least he was sort of use to be me. It could have been worse it could have been well I don't know Emilio Girlfriend that would be awkward

"Sorry I was just caught up in the moment." I mumbled. Emilio laughed, joining me in the doorway.

"Don't worry I heard it all." Luca said.

"So who's Embry" Emilio asked.

"No one." I mumbled.

"Some guy that's like in love with her and she's completely lusting after." Luca said with a straight face.

"Ignore him then." Emilio advised.

"….Who she's in love with" Luca added. I kicked his shin.

"Hey that hurt!" He rubbed his shin.

"Really I'm surprised it got past all the fat to hit the bone."

"And you call me a jerk" Luca grunted.

"I miss high school" Emilio laughed.

"There is nothing to miss" I informed him

"Yeah Embry wasn't in your year" Luca jokes

"That's it from now on I am avoiding Embry forever" I declare

"Good luck with that" Luca mumbled

But I ignored him I mean how hard can it be, It's only been in the last couple of days I've seen him a lot.

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