My deepest apologies for taking so long for the next updatation of the absolutely spiffy fictional... Thingy. Yeah. Life decided to grab us by our ears and force us into slavery! It was horrible! Anyways, here's the chapter and I don't own nothin' ya nerds.
The Joker was bringing Luna to the next villain's meeting of doom, and he was intending to show off his new powerful ally to all the other inferior bad guys that were going to be there. Harley Quinn had hitched a ride as well, but the ever-smiling man decided not to dwell on the unhappy things in life.
"Where are we going?" The dazed blonde asked with her head tilted off to the side. Joker grinned and answered the lovely witch.
"We are going to go and gloat about our partnership to my group of frenemies. It should prove to be most entertaining." He slouched and glanced briefly at the road while driving with his foot.
"Oh. When will we get there?"
"Soon."
"How soon? Like in five minutes soon?"
"More around fifteen minutes."
Luna sighed softly from her spot in the passenger seat, she was getting bored. Then her glazed eyes caught sight of a very large, very pokable red button. "Hmm, I wonder what this will do..?"
Joker, in a moment of rare, genuine sanity, tried to stop her from pressing the button. "No- wait don't-!"
Foom!
Much too late. He looked on in interest as the small missile screeched through the sky and landed heavily on top of a cabbage cart of all things. Then exploded; leaving bits of leafy green strewn all around the street, and the merchant yelled out in loss over his destroyed produce.
"That was…" The Joker started to say, before Luna interrupted him.
"Awesome! Did you see that? We should do that again!" She smiled in excitement, and the villian admired how that brought out something more to her face. A rare spark of pure madness. He grinned back just as excited. So together, they blew up other various objects as they swerved down the road; cackling all the way.
Harley Quinn tried not to throw up from her seat on the roof of the neon-green painted car. "Why did I have to ride out here?! Those jerks! There was totally plenty of room inside for me too…" She clenched her hand and growled angrily. "I will defeat you, Luna Lovegood, if it's the last thing I-ahh!" She quickly held on to the sides of the roof as the car swerved wildly once again. "I swear you'll be sorry, you ugly witch." Quinn's eye's narrowed in determination; she was going to make that idiot blond pay for stealing what was hers.