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Luna led the small boy along with her down the hallway, humming the tune of Ode to Joy as she walked. Looking down at the boy, Robin, she smiled. Luna thought it was nice to be around a little kid, since she had always planned on having some of her own.

She just hadn't found the right guy yet, and having a husband and a steady home life would be essential to raising any children she might have. Since she was going to leave no chances of her children going insane from growing up in an orphanage or something because she was murdered or died when the child was a baby.

She frowned. If only there was someone out there that would be a good match for me. Most people are way too sane. If only…

"So… where are we going?" Robin asked, noticing that she had momentarily spaced out.

Luna blinked. "Oh. Right. Hmm…. We are going… to… uh, a place. Yeah, that's it."

Robin stopped walking and stared at Luna. The black clothed preteen groaned. "Don't tell me that you didn't plan ahead."

Luna turned around, walking backwards, and grinned at the young sidekick. "Okay," Luna answered, or didn't answer. She spun around and started running down the hall, laughing all the way as she ran out of sight behind a corner.

"Wait, hey! Wait up, Miss!" Robin ran quickly as he attempted to catch up to the blonde. She's so weird. No one I've ever met has acted like her. And I live in Gotham, so that's saying something.

Robin was so distracted by the puzzle that was Luna, that he ran head first into someone's chest. He fell on the ground with a grunt, and gasped as he looked up at the man that he had bumped into. It was none other than the Joker. The baddest of the bad, the most psychologically challenged of all the villains in the entire city. The strangest clown in town.

And Robin had somehow managed to run right into him.

"Uh… Sorry. I wasn't watching where I was going." Robin slightly stuttered, furiously thinking up plans of escape, and discarding them just as furiously.

"Do I know you?" The Joker scratched the side of his head in thought as he peered at the boy.

"N-no. Not at all. We've never met, your face is not a face that I would forget." Robin sighed inwardly, relieved that the villain hadn't recognized him in his black clothing. It was a strange thing that hardly anyone recognized each other when out of uniform, even heroes were that way. Take Clark Kent for example, all he has to do is wear his underwear on the outside, take off his glasses, and curl a little bit of his hair on his forehead and he's like a completely different person.

"I could've sworn that I had seen you somewhere before…" The Joker continued, narrowing his eyes even further, which looked really weird coupled with his ever-present smile. Like some kind of constipated hedgehog.

"...uh. No. Nope. No way. Completely inconceivable. Ausgeschlossen. Inexplicabilis. Etcetera." Robin said, meeting the Joker's dubious stare with an innocent one of his own.

The villain rubbed his chin in thought, thinking over all the possible ways he could have met the suspicious character now standing in front of him. The Joker suddenly snapped his fingers in triumph, startling the boy. "Woodstock reunion! That has to be it!"

"Just how old do you think I am?" Robin deadpanned.

Joker's face fell slightly before promptly brightening up again as he came up with a solution. And just as he took a breath to call out, he was interrupted by a loud sigh from right behind him. "Ah, Luna, speak of the broccoli. I was just going to call you over." He grinned at the blonde, not at all concerned by her sudden appearance that he hadn't noticed in the slightest bit.

"And I came over to see what had been holding up my new little friend here." Luna then turned to frown sternly at a lost looking Robin. "You shouldn't wander off, there are so many dangerous folks out here and I don't want you getting hurt when we had only just met."

"Uh…?" Robin looked between Luna and the villainous Joker, beyond confused.

Luna patted the boy on the head with a warm smile. She turned to the Joker to introduce the kid, when two pairs of feet rushed down the hall, loosely followed by a third pair at a much more relaxed rate.

"Angry Badger!" Luna greeted Harley Quinn, causing the checkered woman's eye to twitch. "And you've made some friends! I'm so happy for you, and I hope you do well in the Chuunin Exams with your teammates!" Luna raced over and excitedly hugged Quinn, making the Joker-fangirl's eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets.

"G-get off! Get off me, you psycho!" Harley yelled, frantically attempting to remove the blonde. She didn't spare any brain cells on the nonsense the witch had just spouted, it would only cause her a headache.

"I'm not a psycho, just a high functioning sociopath." Luna replied cheerfully as she relinquished her hold on the woman.

Poison Ivy smirked savagely as she strolled toward the boy. Pointing a finger at him dramatically, she stated loudly, "this kid is none other than Batman's sidekick, Robin!" Ivy turned to share a quick glance with a smirking Harley. "And Luna is hiding him so he can spy on us, and find out all our secrets!"

Joker blinked in shock and turned to Luna, who was idly staring at the wall. "Luna, is this true?" He questioned.

"Is what true?" She responded, looking away from the wall with a small, red and black spider riding on her finger. The she put her face next to the insect and whispered, "I shall name you Pablo, and we will be friends for a long time, and I'll feed you lots."

"I mean about the claim that the boy you brought is Batman's sidekick and he's here to spy on us." Joker said with a frown. He hoped this wasn't true, because he didn't want to think of his Luna as a traitor.

"Oh, actually that's mostly not true. He's not here to spy on us, or anything. Just to learn awesome stuff from me." Luna smiled proudly.

"That's right! And spying on you people would be too much work, since I'd have to find where your secret bases were first." Robin added in after watching the adults talk for a bit. He wasn't sure how those three found out about who he was, but he was sure Luna could handle it.

"Okay! Now that that's settled, back to the party!" Joker clapped his hands once and turned around to walk back in the direction he had previously come from. Luna, with a nervous Robin at her side, following him down the hall.

Poison Ivy glared at the retreating blonde's back, a small growl forming in the back of her throat. Turning to the laziest one in her trio, she barked out, "Selina, do something!"

The woman that was Catwoman blinked for a moment, and put a hand to her chin in thought. "You know what? I've got just the thing!" Selina smiled as she pulled out her Droid Mini and entered a phone number, the other line picked up instantly and she put the cellphone to her ear.

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn watched on in anticipation, their thoughts filled with all the ways this could help them get their revenge on Luna. Maybe Catwoman was calling someone who had access to nuclear weapons, or a team of teenage mutant ninja turtles to take their foe out.

"Yes, meat lovers, and don't forget the stuffed crust! Momma loves her stuffed crust. Hmm. Make it large, you can never go wrong with more pizza." Selina Kyle finished her call, and turned to the other two, who were staring at her blankly. "What? Do I have something on my face?" She said in confusion, concealing her smirk.

A.N.: You can probably tell that I've been watching too much TMNT, Les Miserable, and that I'm currently on a Naruto fanfic craze.

As always, thank you so much for reading! And if you leave a review with your thoughts on this chapter, I will try to be more frequent in updating this random cheese. Please give me ideas. Momma needs her ideas.

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