DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS
Girls screamed as the Kazekage went on the roof of the Hyuuga manor and stripped slowly. Tsunade stood up, angry and drunk. "Ge-Get D-down frowm there noowww.!"She yelled, words slurred. Gaara paid no attention, eyeing the box of Chips Ahoy! in Temari's hand. He smiled and quickly ripped everything off."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Everyone screamed.Temari laughed.Ten Ten gagged and shut her eyes.Shikamaru covered his eyes with his hand"My...god."Neji grew red in the face"Put your damn clothes on!"Gaara paid no attention and ran to Temari.He took the whole box and ran.Ten Ten drank the whole bottle of Sake."YES!Let your youth pour out!"Gai yelled at Gaara.Gaara laughed. Hinata fiddled with her fingers"um..i will go now."She piped up, red in the face.They nod and all return to where they were before. Ten Ten stummbled after them. Hinata thinks"Ummm...Neji!"She declared pointing to her cousin.He scowled"Ugh...fine..truth."Hinata smiles"Is it true that you like Ten Ten!?"Neji turned red"N-No!She is simply my comrade!" He quickly retorted. Sakura looked at Hinata. Hinata nodded and took the drunken Ten Ten for a walk out. Kiba and Naruto grabbed both arms of Neji and literally dragged him across the ground and to a huge lake. There was Ten Ten, swaying drunkly. The guys threw him in front of Ten Ten and ran back to the Manor.Neji growled in annoyance but glanced at Ten Ten. She lost her footing and fell into the lake. Neji's eyes widened and he dove in immediately. He soon came up with a very drunk Ten Ten. She giggled playing with his hair, which had been released from the pontail. He blushed and chose to ignore it, walking onto the ground, the water weighing him down. He sighed. Ten Ten giggled and jumped out of his arms and ran to the mansion.He blinked and ran after her, afraid that she may get hurt. Temari, Hinata, Ino, and Sakura watched from the roof, smiling. The boys also watched.
Sasuke giggled to himself"The plan is going perfectly." He thought watching everyone"Now to call my boy."He said to himself taking out a cell phone and dialing Orochimaru on speed dial. Oooh you touch my tra la la.mmmm my ding ding dong..Sasuke giggled, listening to the phone ring,"I love this song."He said to himself."Hello."Came Orochimaru's voice.Sasuke smiled"The plan is working."Orochimaru smiled"Good..i'll be there soon."he said hanging up. Sasuke smiled darkly. Gaara giggled running naked."HEY!COME BACK!" yelled ANBU, running after Gaara.Gaara smiled, eating his Chips Ahoy!The sky darkened and it began to rain.Ten Ten giggled dancing in the rain. Neji smiled as he watched her. Ten Ten ran to him and threw her arms around his neck.he blushed,slightly confused.She pressed her lips against his.He stood there,eyes wide, frozen. The girls laughed and gave each other high fives. Shikamaru and Naruto smiled. Kiba and Shino watched,arms crossed.Chouji munched on his bag of chips. Neji soon wrapped his arms around her waist and returned the kiss, not sure if this was real because Ten Ten was drunk.Neji pulled away and looked at Ten Ten.She was fast asleep. He sweatdropped and picked her up,taking her home.The girls groaned seeing this.
The sun peeked out of its solitude behind the mountain.There standing on top of the mountain was a lone figure.He let out a wicked,raspy laugh.Orochimaru glanced around Konoha."AHHHHHHH!BABY!"Sasuke yelled,seeing him.He ran to him and threw his arms around him.Sakura gagged.Sasuke and Orochimaru kiss.Ten Ten walked to Sakura,accompanied by Lee, holding her head."Ughhh...my head feels like it's going to explode.."Ten Ten complained.Lee gagged, seeing the two on the mountain.Ten Ten didn't dare look. Neji walked to them, hoping Ten Ten would remember what happened.Ten Ten glanced at him"Oh.Hi,Neji."She chirped,waving happily.He nodded"Hey."Lee looked at one to the other"Wellll?"He asked,his face nearly a inch away from Neji's.Neji punched him and he hit the ground.Ten Ten giggled softly.Neji sihed and crossed his arms"Well,this is fun."Sasuke looked down at them"What are all you bastards looking at!?"He yelled for all to hear.Nearly the whole village stared up at him.Orochimaru sweatdropped as ANBU spotted him and ran to him.He smirked and did a Micheal Jackson pose."I'm Micheal Jackson!"They gasped in horror and called for Gai-Sensei,seeing he was somewhat like Orochimaru with his "youthfulness."Gai-Sensei smiled"I challange you,Orochimaru to a dance off!"Ten Ten's eyes widen and she hugs Neji.Neji turns red in the face.Ten Ten doesn't seem to notice.All of a sudden,lights flash and you see the Orochimaru and Gai-Sensei on DDR mats.The start dancing.Everyone watches."GO!GO!GO!"Lee shouts,jumping up and down."Come on baby!I know you can do it!"Yells Sasuke.Orochimaru smirked,having Sasuke under his spell.Sasuke wasn't really gay but was forced to be,sadly."Yes!I'm winning!"Gai shouts,punching his fists up in the air.Power goes out.All that could be heard was"SHIT!!!"