DISCLAIMER:Temari:She does not own us except for her retarded friends and the homo.
Sam:WTF!?
Me:Hehe he's my homo.
Sam:...fag
Me:I need to space.-spaces-

Gai hit the ground."Damn it!"

Orochimaru laughed"I won!" He begins to dance and sing."You've been hit by,you've been struck by a

smooth criminal." Everyone stares at him. Sam cracks his knuckles, seeing Sasuke. Dylan points at Sam "He's

going to kill Sasuke...cause he hates him." Tsunade looks at Dylan as if she was crazy"Um...ok."Mayra jumps

on Sam and punches him."Don't kill Sasuke!" Cindy and Andriena run towards a very confused Neji.They

stare at him, wide eyed and drooling.Ten Ten crosses her arms and watches the girls drool over HER Neji.

Ten Ten tapped her fingers on her arms, clearly agitated. Neji saw this and smiled softly. Gaara tries to rip off

the panda costume but to his dismay it would not come off. Temari chuckled and hid a bottle of superglue in

Sam's pocket. Kakashi poofed in and glanced up from his book, his eyes widened. "What the hell happened

here?" he asked, scanning the area. There was Naruto struggling to get out of the ropes. Two retarded girls

fighting for Neji. A dead Ino. A pissed off Gaara in a glued panda suit. Gai crying his eyes out. Sam trying to

kill Sasuke only to be held back by two girls. The Godaime simply shrugged"I don't know.."She continued to

drink her Sake. Sam had somehow managed to get away from Dylan and Mayra and pounced on Sasuke. Sam

smiled wickedly, his braces reflected the sun and blinded a random villager"AHHH MY EYES!GOD DAMN

IT!"He screamed in pain. Dylan and Mayra, The Emo bitches, look at each other and laugh.Mayra spots

cookies and yells" OMFG! Cookies!!!!!!"She yells and runs toward them. Gaara hears her and instantly looks

up and spots them.He gasps and waddles to them. They both grab the box and start yelling at one another.

Naruto spots a button. "Oh.A shiny button!"He presses it and time seems to freeze. All of the sudden the

Ninja dissapear one by one. The only people left are Dylan, Sam, Cindy, Mayra, and Andriena. They look

around."Umm...What happened?"asked a frightened Mayra. Sam shrugs"Who cares...we have Konoha to

ourselves!" They look at one another"So?"Sam sighs"Why am I surrounded by girls?" Dylan walks up to the

button and presses it. The ninja come back. Sam groans. Ten Ten looks around"OMG!" Everyone was nude.

Gaara laughs"YAY!"He munches on some cookies. Mayra stares at them, drooling. Cindy and Andriena stare

at Neji, perverted thoughts running through their head. Ten Ten stands in front of him, growling. Sam covers

his eyes"Put some clothes on!!" Orochimaru giggles. Gai smiles"I can feel the youth all around us!"Everyone

runs into stores and grabs the best clothes they could. Sam and the others sigh."Ok...this is boring.."They

nod. Itachi and Kisame just stand there. Sam smiles evilly"Hey, Dylan you know any Sasuke fangirls?"Dylan

ponders a while "Well, there's Me and Mayra.""Mayra and I."Cindy corrects. Dylan glares at

her."ANYWAYS-"Just get them and gather them here.."Sam innterupts. Mayra and Dylan look at one another

than at the messy haired boy"Why?"They ask. He smiles"Just do it."They shrug and nod"ok." They walk

off.Sam turns, his back to everyone, eyes shadowed and an evil smirk upon his face.

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