DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR HARRY POTTER!

Sasuke skipped back home, "I'm going to have a party!" He steps into his house and opens the door. He stares, "WHAT THE FUCK MICHEAL! I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY!" Michael Jackson walks to him, "Oh, Sasuke baby you know I can't stay away." He says in his annoying, feminine voice. "You're irresistible." Sasuke shivered and sweatdropped, " I HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST YOU!" Michael laughed, "Oh tehehehe, a piece of paper can't keep me away. Come here sexy. Let me show you the other side of the rainbow."

Sasuke gagged and ran, "I have enough to deal with!" he yelled, thinking of Orochimaru.

At the same exact moment, Orochimaru strode in,"Hey Sasuke have you seen my twin brother?" "Oh there he is!" he said gaily and skipped towards them, "Lalalalala."
Sasuke sweatdropped,"I wish Sakura was back!!!"

Rock Lee and Naruto sat around a fire, "Ok..are you sure this is going to work Rock Lee?"
Rock Lee looked to the blond, "Of course!!" Rock Lee put his hands together and shut his eyes mumbling Gibberish.

Naruto sweatdropped and mimicked the boy, out of the flames came Sakura. Naruto stared,"SAKURA!!"

He stared at Rock Lee, "how did you do that!?"

Rock Lee smiled, "I sacrificed somebody!" Naruto blinked, "WHO!?"

"That weird guy.."
"There are a lot of weird guys.."
"Michael Something.."
"Oh, the crotch grabbing one..yeah..he is a freak."
"I know…plus he raped Gai-Sensei.."

"It's not rape if you want it."
Rock Lee growled, "HE DIDN'T WANT IT!"

Sakura and Naruto laughed, "SURE!"

Gaara ran to them, "PARTY!!!!" he yelled. They blink and shrug, "Ok."
Gaara grinned big. They cringed, "OH MY GOD!GAARA IS SMILING!!"
Gaara glared at them. They smiled,"Yay!" They grab him, "To Neji's!"

Sasuke blinked and sweatdropped as Orochimaru jumped onto him, "BABY!"

Sasuke sighed softly and shook his head.
Naruto and the others ran to him, "Party at Neji's again!"

Sasuke blinked and nodded,"Ok..cool." He smiled and carried a giggling Orochimaru to the party, sighing some.

Yay!I finally updated a chapter to 3 stories! I feel happy inside =D

Well, here is more randomness and more partying!woo..more things are going to happen .

Your Angel of Darkness.
Enjoy!!