Characters: Kyuubi, Naruto, mentions of KyuuSasu
Notes: Kyuubi isn't vert nice in this. I've never really considered him to be nice, actually (come one, he is a demon), and I can imagine this is what he could think. Well, save for the last part, of course.
hermetic
adjective:
1. closed tightly; airtight
2. obscure; magical
The Kyuubi had never been sealed away, and to be done so by a mere mortal –one of those puny beings he could crush with his small toe- greatly infuriated the Kyuubi no Kitsune. In fact, it infuriated him even more that he could not take out his anger on said mortals, because he had been sealed and basically just a mere pet behind bars, that the owner forgot to feed more often than not. Naruto wasn't a very responsible pet keeper, and the Kyuubi reminded him of this fact whenever he got the chance (that wasn't very often), and greatly amused himself by scaring the poor genin out of his wits. Well, he was the greatest of nine demons, at least let him have some of his entertainment. Being confined in a cage for the span of several decades without anything to do tended to become boring after a while. Yes, even for an almighty demon like him that had already lived several millennia.
Kyuubi fondly remembered the first time he had spoken to the mortal brat. Oh, if those bars hadn't been there… He darkly chuckled for a while, amused by own thoughts, than reminisced. Of course the poor mortal had had no idea what he had been facing, and he had had to make it clear to him that there was no messing with a powerful demon! …Well, after lending him some chakra to make sure the host didn't die (to keep himself from dying), of course. Terrifying the mortal could always be kept for some other time. Speaking about mortals, he better go think about a way to scare the mortals outside the host's body. Kyuubi chuckled darkly again. Oh, if only the brat would gain a couple of more tails, than he would show the world that the Kyuubi no Kitsune was not one to be messed with.
"Oi, you dumb fox, are you fantasizing about crushing villages again?" Irritated, said fox looked up and frowned down at the unfazed host.
"It does not matter to you what I do, you mortal," he growled, stood up and turned around, so his back was facing the brat. He would not give in this time.
"Well, it could if you could just lend me some…" The Kyuubi could almost see the host suggestively wiggling his eyebrows in his head, and as far as he was possible, he rolled his eyes.
"What is it for, now?"
Naruto, the mortal's name, apparently, frowned. "Sasuke-teme's being difficult again."
"Again?" the fox growled. "I already told you a long time ago you should've let me have a piece of his ass. He'd be nowhere near as dominant as he is now."
Naruto rolled his eyes. "And I already told you that will not be possible. You will not have his ass, related to Madara or not. Go screw him or something."
The Kyuubi almost spluttered at the brat's use of language. "That's insolent! Go take care of him yourself, you're not getting my chakra today."
Naruto grumbled and disappeared, leaving Kyuubi to deal with his foul mood. Being a demon lord obviously had its advantages, but at the moment, the only thing he had were disadvantages.