The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3

TKKS-Short#3 Vacation Plans

It's that time of year again for the TUFF agents! It's August and it means that it's time for the annual TUFF vacation! The Chief holds a meeting on where to go this year. Meanwhile across town; a certain evil villain company is also doing the same thing and deciding on where to go also. Where will they all go? Will the places they will all go to suck? Well to find out. Read this oncoming chapter. Like always. Relax, Read, & review!

It was a pleasant & warm summer day in Petropolis. It was August and parents of the children in the city are preparing them for the first day of school and celebrations, but enough of that. Let's see what our favorite couple is doing.

It shows Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Hills now.

It cuts to the kitchen, where Peri was cooking breakfast for the family. Kitty, Dudley, Rhonda & Brad was sitting at the kitchen table. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for all of them.

Kitty was wearing her black summer TUFF skirt along with her regular work clothes. She was reading the main articles of the newspaper with Rhonda as Dudley & Brad was reading the comics, sports, & TV sections.

"Oh my!" Rhonda started. "There was a doctor arrested for sexual harassing his female patients. What a sick bastard!"

"A brand new karate school is opening in North Petropolis." Kitty read outloud. "'Evening classes are starting soon!' Maybe I should take part of that?"

"So, you're going to do it, mommy?" Rhonda asks with curiosity.

"I'll think about it, Rhonda sweetie." Kitty said. "I'll think about it."

She continues reading the article.

"HA!HA!HA! He fell on his ass!" Dudley laughs loudly as the audience laughs. "HA!HA!HA!HA!"

"Now, that's comedy!" Brad exclaims loudly.

Then Peri walks up to the table carrying plates full of food.

"Alright. Here's breakfast!" she said as she sets down the plates in front of them.

"BREAKFAST!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.

"I was starting to get hungry too!" Brad said.

Peri gives the twins their breakfasts which consisted of; mashed fruit, apple slices, toasted blackberry muffins, bacon, milk & orange juice.

"Here you go, guys." she said. "Enjoy it!"

Then Rhonda & Brad start eating their breakfasts.

"Mmmmm! This is delicious, Peri!" Brad exclaims.

"Yeah!" Rhonda said. "I'm quite enjoying it myself!"

Peri laughs.

"Ha!Ha!Ha! Thanks!" she said.

Kitty & Dudley started eating their breakfasts now which consisted of; bacon, scrambled eggs, toasted blackberry muffins, orange juice, & milk.

"Mmmmm! You really outdid yourself with this breakfast, Peri!" Dudley said as he downs his bacon as the audience laughs at his gluttony.

"Yeah, Peri." Kitty said as she ate her breakfast. "I have to agree with my Dudleykins. You really outdone yourself with this breakfast you made!"

Peri smiles & laughs.

"Thanks, Kitty!" she said. "I do my best! Matter of fact. I teach my staff on how to cook breakfasts just like that!"

"I bet, they really enjoy that!" Kitty said as she takes a sip of her orange juice.

"Oh yeah! They did!" Peri said. "And do too!"

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"So, Kit-Kat. What do you think the Chief is going to talk about at the meeting that we're going to have at TUFF today?" he asks.

"Probably, maybe he wants to discuss about our vacation plans, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "It is August after all and it's time for our annual vacation!"

"Oh yeah. That's right." Dudley started. "It is August! I wonder, where are we going this year? I hope, it's someplace fun! I hope, it's somewhere we can take the kids too!"

"Huh? Where are we going?" Brad asks as he turns to Kitty. "What did dad mean by that, mommy?"

"Well, Brad. TUFF goes on its annual vacation every year in August." Kitty told him.

"Really?" Brad asks.

"Yeah." Kitty said.

"Where do you go, mommy?" Rhonda asks. "Do you go somewhere fun & exciting?"

"Yeah." Kitty replies. "We go to exotic places too!"

"Tell her about the cruise, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.

"Cruise? What cruise?" Brad asks. "What happened, mommy?"

"Yes." Rhonda started. "I'm really intrigued on what happened to you & daddy on that cruise!"

Kitty smiles.

"Alright." she said as she clears her throat. "Well, it was five years ago and this is when your father was still learning the ropes to TUFF. The Chief, Keswick, your father, & I were all hyped up for the cruise. Then after the Chief & Keswick went off to do their own thing, your father wanted to do stuff with me."

"What type of stuff?" Brad asks. "Was it sexual stuff?"

The audience laughs.

"No. We didn't know each other enough to do that sort of thing yet, Brad." Kitty continues. "Anyways, your father was suggesting on what on we should do and he was yelling a lot, so I came up with an idea that we were all on an undercover mission and he started looking of for villains. He kept doing this all day & even night, until he kept me awake with him hollering; 'Bad Guy! Bad Guy!' Then I finally admitted that I maded it all up so he can leave me alone. Then after that; lame ole Snaptrap & DOOM tried to sink the ship in their iceberg. Then your father used my tanning mirror and melted DOOM's iceberg. Then we captured them in a net and then we enjoyed the rest of our vacation."

"Wow!" Rhonda said. "That was pretty interesting, mommy! You saved everyone from disaster!"

"Yeah. We sure did!" Kitty said as she turns to Dudley. "We sure did!"

"That was a good cruise." Dudley started. "Especially the next day. I got all drunk & shit. Then I threw up on Keswick's shoes. He was extremely pissed when I did that. Wow! That was some trip!"

The audience laughs at this as Kitty smiles and rolls her eyes.

"Well, it's time for us to go to work now, kids." she said as she finishes up her breakfast and Peri brings the couple's lunch bags.

"Okay, mommy!" Rhonda & Brad said in unison as Kitty kisses them.

Kitty takes the lunch bags as she turns to Dudley.

"Okay, Dudleykins. Let's go to work now." she said.

"Alright, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

Kitty turns to Peri.

"Have a nice day, Peri." she said.

"Thanks, Kitty." Peri said.

Then Kitty puts on her jacket and grabs the house & car keys. Then they lefted the house and jumped into the green Corvette. Kitty puts the keys into the ignition and speeds off to the TUFF headquarters.

At TUFF HQ.

All of the agents were sitting down in the meeting room now. The Chief rolls in on his portable monitor as well as Keswick & Julie.

"Alright. Alright. Shut the fuck up now!" the Chief shouted loudly.

Everyone shuts up.

"Okay everyone. This meeting is about TUFF's annual August vacation." the Chief started. "I'm open for any suggestions, before I suggest my own suggestion. Alright my friends. Give me your suggestions & ideas."

"Well, how about we go to Queens, New York?" Karey suggested. "That way, I can go back home and visit my family."

"Yeah." Mini Karey said. "I would like that!"

"Me too!" Mini Dudley added as the audience laughs.

"Mmmm? I don't think so, Agent Kitten." the Chief said. "Anyone else?"

"How about we go to Hawaii?" Devon suggested.

"How about we go to Miami?" Dudley suggested. "They have the beach. They have the Miami Heat. I want to show them my talents."

Devon turns to him.

"What are your talents, Duds?" she asks.

"Well, I uh..." Dudley said as the audience laughs. "I can eat a lot and bury things."

The audience laughs.

"No." the Chief started. "We don't have enough to travel to Hawaii. And it's hot as hell in Miami right now. All that heat will screw around my arthur-itis. Anyone else?"

"How about we go to the P-P-P-Peach Computer H-H-H-Headquarters?" Keswick suggested. "We can get f-f-f-free electronics!"

"How about we go to New York City? Or Paris?" Kitty suggested. "Both of those cities have shopping, excellent night lives, cultures, & food!"

"No." the Chief started. "Besides Petropolis haves an excellent nightlife. There's plenty of culture here. There's plenty of food here and there's plenty of shopping here, Agent Katswell-Puppy."

"How about we go to Spain?" Roz suggested in a sexy Spanish accent. "I speak spanish and there's a tango dancing contest happening there and their food is delicious!"

"And I also have been studying about Spain too!" Mini Roz added.

"Houston, Texas!" Dudley shouted loudly.

"Chicago!" Devon added.

"Japan!" Keswick suggested.

"How about a cruise to England?" Mini Kitty suggested.

"Yeah!" Julie started. "I can use a cruise!"

The Chief then raises his hand up in the air.

"Alright. Alright. I have come up with the perfect place to take our annual vacation." he said.

"We're going to Spain!" Roz exclaims.

"No." the Chief said.

"Chicago?" Devon asks.

"Nope." the Chief replies.

"The H-H-Hamptons again?" Keswick asks.

"No." the Chief started. "We're going to that campgrounds in that city of Portugal that's a few hours away."

Everyone groans loudly from the Chief's idea.

"Don't tell me we're going back to that camping site again?" Kitty asks. "Remember what happened the last time we visited there? Dudley & I stumbled across that killer hippy commune and almost got killed by them."

"Yeah." Dudley started. "And you & Keswick got drunk and down all of your beers."

The Chief turns to Kitty.

"Yes, Agent Katswell-Puppy." he started. "We're going back to those camping grounds. This will give you kids the chance to get away from all of that electronics and shit like that."

"I don't think so, C-C-C-Chief." Keswick started. "I'm going to bring my e-e-electronics, so that I won't be b-b-b-bored!"

"Me too!" Roz said.

"Whatever!" the Chief sniffs. "We're going to go camping in Portugal for our annual August vacation and that's final!"

Everyone groans as the Chief turns to Kitty.

"Agent Katswell-Puppy." he started. "I want you to rent out a truck or a RV for us."

"Right, Chief!" Kitty said as she saluted.

Then the Chief turns to everyone else now.

"Alright. This meeting is over!" he said. "You all go back to work now."

Then the agents started leaving the meeting room now. Julie turns to the Chief.

"So, all of the agents are going?" she asks. "Or is it just the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF?"

"It's going to be the TUFF quintet. Mini TUFF. Keswick. You & me." the Chief said. "You know? The main characters."

The audience laughs.

"Oh. Okay then, Herbert." Julie started. "I have everything that I need for camping!"

"That's perfect, Julie!" the Chief said. "Now, give me a mid-morning dick stroking!"

Julie rolls her eyes in disgust as the audience ewws & laughs.

"Herbert. Now, you know I can't do that!" she said as she walks away. "I have a husband to do that too now. If you please excuse me, I have work to do."

The Chief growls angrily as he went back to his office.

"Dammit! Fuck!" he sniffs.

Kitty was sitting back at her cubical. She was on the phone with someone as Dudley walks up to her.

"Hello? Is this Cedric's Self Car & Furniture Storage?" she asks. "Yeah. This is Kitty Katswell-Puppy and I'm calling you to tell you that I'm coming up there to get my black SUV out of storage. Okay. I'll be there soon. Okay! See you then! See ya!"

Then she hangs up the phone and turns to Dudley.

"So, you have a black SUV in storage, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.

"Yeah, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I do. I also store my extra furniture in there too."

"I didn't know that, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "This is the first time that I'm hearing of it. You probably did mention that to me, but I probably had my head stuck in a Doritos bag or something like that."

"Yeah." stated Kitty. "Matter of fact. You did."

The audience laughs as Dudley blushes in embarrassment.

"Anyways, let's go and get the SUV." Kitty said as she stood up.

"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Can we stop and grab a bite to eat too?"

"We'll see, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "We'll see."

Then they went to the dark emerald green Corvette in the TUFF garage and they speed off to Cedric's Self Car & Furniture Storage.

Meanwhile at DOOM hideout.

Snaptrap and his men were sitting around playing a game of cards. Ricki was out and Snaptrap was enjoying this.

"This is the life, isn't guys?" Snaptrap asks as he rolls his eyes crazily. "It's just us! No Ricki here ordering me around or smacking the living crap out of me because I leave my dirty socks & boxers on her bed. Haaaaa! It's so peaceful!"

"I wish, she was here right now!" Francisco sniffs as he threw a card on the table and the audience laughs. "Then she can throw a brick at you ugly ass head!"

"What?" Snaptrap asks as he looks at Francisco.

"What?" Francisco said quickly as the audience laughs.

Snaptrap shrugs his shoulders and goes back to playing cards.

"So, guys. We're going out on our first annual August vacation." he started. "So, where do you guys wanna go?"

"How about Maine?" Leather Teddy suggested. "I'm in the mood for some of their lobster."

"How about, Seattle?" Bad Dog suggested. "I heard, that it's cooler up there."

"Miami?" Francisco suggested. "I have relatives down there and the girls are on the beach in their sexy bikinis!"

"Hmmmm? I don't think so." Snaptrap started. "Seattle haves too many of those hipster losers in their hip coffee houses, acting like they're better than me and stuff! I'm not in the mood for Maine lobster. I'm still full from the Maine lobster I had two months ago! And it's too hot as hell in Miami & all of those girls will laugh at my bathing suit. So, we're not doing any of those suggestions."

Francisco, Leather Teddy, & Bad Dog put their heads down.

"Awwww!" they all said in unison as the audience laughs.

"How about we go back up to the mountains and go back to our lodge up there?" Larry suggested. "That way, we can look down at the female nudist colony."

"HELL YEAH!" Francisco, Leather Teddy, & Bad Dog exclaims in unison as the audience laughs. "LET'S GO BACK THERE!"

Snaptrap then thinks about it.

"Nah. I don't feel like going to our lodge up there." he said. "And besides, I wanna bring my friends; the Chameleon & Birdbrain. They probably wouldn't like to see that female nudist colony below."

"I bet they would." Francisco whispers to Bad Dog as the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Bad Dog said.

"That's a stupid idea, Larry!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily. "I should throw your ass into the shark tank! Unfortunately, the sharks have gotten used to biting the hell out of me, so they won't bite you. Dammit!"

Then he takes a sip from his juice box and relaxes.

"Anyways, we're all going to the camping grounds in the city of Portugal that's a few hours away!" Snaptrap exclaims.

Everyone groans in disappointment as the audience laughs.

"And that's final!" Snaptrap concluded.

"Are you sure, that Ricki will be cool with that, Snaptrap?" Francisco asks. "You know, she had her heart set on staying at a 5 star hotel in a bigger city."

"Don't worry, Francisco." Snaptrap started dismissively. "I'm sure she's cool with it."

"I don't know." Francisco said as he threw a card. "Well, it's your funeral."

"Maybe Ricki will kill Snaptrap and then she can take over this place!" Larry said snootily.

Snaptrap then turns to him and slaps the shit out of him, knocking his glasses off of his face and the audience laughs.

"MY GLASSES!" Larry shouted loudly. "When I find my glasses, I'm going to kick your ass, stupid rat!"

"Whatever, Larry!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily as the audience laughs. "Anyways. Let's continue playing cards!"

Then without another word, the DOOM gang continues playing their cards as Larry picks up his glasses from off the floor.

At Cedric's Self Car & Furniture Storage.

Kitty & Dudley was at one of the storage units. She presses in the combination to the automatic locking system to the unit. The door opens.

"Okay, Dudleykins. Come on inside!" Kitty said as she walks into the storage unit.

Dudley follows her and starts looking around the unit.

There was some extra vases, couches, chairs, some old clothes, a black SUV, extra flat screen tvs, two dark emerald green motorcycles, few trophies, and a box of other things.

"Wow! Just look at all of this stuff you got in here, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "This place is pretty stuffed!"

"Oh yeah." Kitty said as she takes something from a box. "It's pretty packed!"

"So," Dudley said as he looks at the black SUV & two dark emerald green motorcycles. "Who's been maintaining the SUV & the motorcycles, Kit-Kat?"

"Penny, Mercedes, & me." Kitty said as she opens up the SUV. "We would maintain them on the weekends."

"Oh, I see." Dudley said as he looks at the item in Kitty's hand. "What's that you got, Kit-Kat?"

"It's my tent from the last time we went camping, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she put her tent into the SUV.

Before Dudley can reply, a male red fox wearing a black shirt, black cap, black jean shorts, & black Nikes walks up.

"Hey there, Ms. Katswell-Puppy." he greeted. "How are you today?"

Kitty turns to the fox.

"I'm doing great, Cedric." she replies.

"So, you're taking out your SUV huh?" Cedric asks.

"Yep." Kitty started. "We're going camping."

"That's nice, Ms. Katswell-Puppy." Cedric started. "I have been taking care of your unit here."

"That's great!" Kitty said. "So, how's the family?"

"The family is doing fine, Mrs. Katswell-Puppy." Cedric replies. "How are the twins?"

"The twins are doing great!" Kitty said as she turns to Dudley. "Come on, Dudleykins. Let's get back to the headquarters now."

"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as he gets into the SUV.

Kitty turns to Cedric.

"Well, see you at the end of the month, Cedric." she started. "Take care now."

"Okay, Ms. Katswell-Puppy." Cedric said. "You take care too!"

Then Cedric went back to his office as Kitty got into the SUV and starts it up. She drives it out a bit.

"Dudleykins. Can you close the door to the storage unit for me, please?" Kitty asks.

"Sure, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

He got out of the SUV and tries to pull the door down. The door wouldn't budge.

"Come on!" Dudley grunted. "Fucking door!"

He pulls harder & harder but the door still wouldn't budge.

Kitty sticks her head out of the SUV window and sees Dudley struggling with the storage unit door. She gets out of the door and presses the buttons on the automatic locking system. The door closes. Kitty looks down at Dudley, who was down on the ground panting.

"Pant! Pant! Pant! I've finally got the door closed, Kit-Kat!" Dudley panted as the audience laughs.

"Actually, I just pressed the code back into the automatic locking system and the door closed, Dudleykins." Kitty said.

"Oh." Dudley said as he stood up. "Let's go get a large frozen lemonade!"

"Alright." Kitty said. "But you're treating though."

"Awwww!" Dudley said as the audience laughs.

Then they both jumped into the SUV and drove off to get the frozen lemonade.

Later back at the headquarters.

Kitty was typing on her computer when Roz turns to her.

"Hey, sis! Guess what I found online about that city where the Chief's camping ground is!" she said.

Kitty turns to her.

"Really, Roz?" she asks.

"Yeah!" Roz said. "There's about twenty five-star hotels and there are plenty of places to shop and other places too!"

"Wow! That's great, sis!" Kitty said as she took out her wallet. "It's a good thing that I have a ton of cash to spend!"

The audience laughs as Roz smiles.

"That's my sister!" she said as the audience laughs. "If the Chief does his stupid retarded shit that gets everyone pissed off, then we can split to the hotels and spend the rest of the vacation; having fun!"

"Oh yeah!" Kitty exclaims. "And we should tell Karey, Devon, & the minis too!"

"Hell yeah!" Roz started. "We should probably tell Russell dear & Duds too!"

"Of course!" Kitty said as she sees the Chief coming on his portable monitor on wheels. "Oh shit! Here's comes the fucking drunk flea now!"

"Fuck!" Roz sniffs as she quickly starts back typing on her computer.

The Chief stops by the Katswell sisters and turns to Kitty.

"Agent Katswell-Puppy." he barked. "Did you get the truck?"

Kitty turns to him.

"I brought out my black SUV from my storage unit, Chief." she started. "The SUV is for me, Dudley, the twins, Roz, & Russell. You & Keswick will have to rent out a truck for you two."

"Hmmph!" the Chief said as he turns to Karey. "Agent Kitten. Keswick, Julie, & I are going to ride with you for the camping trip."

"Like hell you will!" Karey shouted loudly as the audience laughs. "I don't want your drunken ass in my truck! You might throw up in it! But Julie is welcomed to ride with us if she wants."

Keswick then walks up to the Chief.

"You don't have to worry about us g-g-getting a r-r-r-ride, C-C-Chief!" Keswick started as he took out a pair of keys. "We can use the T.U.F.F. ice cream truck that Agent P-P-Puppy & me used to spy on Agent K-K-Katswell-Puppy on her date with J-J-Jack Rabbit four years ago."

"Really, Keswick?" the Chief asks in a bored tone as he rolls his eyes and the audience laughs.

"Yeah!" Keswick said.

"This fucking sucks!" the Chief shouted angrily as he threw a book at Agent Bull, who then turns to them angrily.

"Who the hell threw that book at me?" Agent Bull asks angrily.

The Chief quickly points to Agent Mountain Lion.

"He did!" the Chief shouted quickly as the audience laughs.

"Oh did he now!?" Agent Bull snorted. "TIME TO KICK ASS!"

Then he pounces onto Agent Mountain Lion and started beating the living crap out of him. The Chief & Keswick walks away; whistling nonchalantly & looking innocent. The audience laughs at this, as Kitty, Roz, & Karey go back to working on their computers.

Later that evening back at Kitty & Dudley's house.

Kitty & Dudley was getting their things ready for the camping vacation, when Rhonda & Brad walk in.

"What are you doing, mommy?" Brad asks.

"Yeah." Rhonda started. "Looks like, you're packing your suitcases for something."

Both Kitty & Dudley turn to the twins.

"We're packing up for our camping trip!" they both said in unison.

"Camping trip?" Brad asks. "I thought you were going on a cruise ship."

"Well, the Chief wanted us to go camping this year, son." Dudley started. "For some stupid reason."

"It's because; he's a cheapskate, Dudleykins." Kitty said as the audience laughs.

"He sure is." Rhonda added dryly. "So, are we coming too, mommy?"

"Sure, Rhonda." Kitty said. "It's a good thing, that I brought you two some camper clothes!"

"That's great, mom!" Brad said. "Are we gonna get a tent too?"

"No." Kitty started. "You two are going to sleep in our tent."

"Oh. That's nice!" Rhonda started. "That way, I can explore the great outdoors! And also explore mother nature herself!"

"That's the spirit, Rhonda!" Kitty exclaims. "It's time for dinner now, you two and then afterwards, it's time for bed."

"What are we having for dinner?" Rhonda asks.

Before Kitty can reply. Dudley interrupts her.

"Are we having Speedy Toni's Pizza for dinner!?" he asks as he starts drooling as the audience laughs. "Huh? Please? Can we have Speedy Toni's Pizza for dinner, Kit-Kat? Huh? Please? Oh come on."

"Can we have Speedy Toni's Pizza, mommy?" Brad asks as his stomach rumbles loudly as the audience laughs.

"Can we mommy?" Rhonda asks.

Kitty rolls her eyes & smiles.

"Okay. We'll have Speedy Toni's Pizza for dinner." she said.

Dudley, Rhonda, & Brad cheers at this as Kitty takes out her phone and maded the call to Speedy Toni's.

"Hello, Toni?" she started. "Yeah. This is Kitty Katswell-Puppy. I would like ten meat lover's pizza with extra cheese and meat, please? Also I would like two small pepperoni & cheese pizzas along with three large pepperoni calzones and four pepperoni & cheese rolls. I also would also like three small meat lover's pizza too! For drinks, I would like two liters of blackcherry & lemon Homey Hollas and a liter of Toilet Cola too! So, that's going to be $79.85? Okay then. See you then, Toni!"

Then she closes up her phone and turns to Dudley & the twins.

"The food will be here soon!" Kitty said. "Until then, we finish packing for the trip."

"I'm done packing, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said with a smile on his face.

"That's great, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she zips up her black suitcase. "So am I! Let's go watch tv until the food comes!"

"YEAH!" Dudley, Brad, & Rhonda exclaims in unison as the audience laughs.

Rhonda took out a the TV Guide and looks through it.

"Let's watch; 'Everybody Hates Raymond'." she started. "Tonight. It's suppose to about Raymond pisses off his wife in front of his parents. His mom criticizes her like always. Then the wife takes out a gun & shoots his mom dead and after that, the wife cuts off Raymond's big, ugly nose!"

"Sheesh! Thanks a lot for spoiling it up for the rest of us, Rhonda!" Brad said as he rolls his eyes angrily as the audience laughs.

"Shut up, Brad!" Rhonda sniffs angrily as the audience laughs. "You should like this show. You are a whiny momma's boy."

The audience laughs as Brad turns red in anger & embarrassment.

"Shut up, Rhonda!" he sniffs angrily.

"Brad!" Kitty said as she turns to Rhonda. "Great idea, Rhonda sweetie. Let's watch it!"

Then they all went to the living room and watch the show until the pizzas arrive.

Later on that evening.

The family was relaxing now after their dinner from eating Speedy Toni's Pizza. The twins yawns loudly as they burp loudly too. The audience laughs as Kitty turns to them.

"Are you two sleepy?" she asks as in a teasing tone.

"No." the twins replies as they yawned again and the audience laughs.

Kitty stands up.

"Yes you are." she said as she picks them up. "Time for a certain pair of twins to go to Dreamland now!"

"Okay, mommy. We're sleepy." Rhonda admitted.

"Yeah." Brad said as he yawns.

"Time for bed!" Kitty said.

"Goodnight, kids!" Dudley shouted to them from the couch.

"Goodnight, daddy!" Brad said.

"Goodnight, pops!" Rhonda said as she turns to Brad. "Ha! I didn't sugar-coated unlike you, Brad."

Kitty takes the twins to their room as Dudley lies back on the couch. He pats on his full belly and burps loudly. The audience laughs at this.

"Damn! That sure was a great dinner!" he said.

Kitty soon returns and sits down in her recliner.

"The twins must've been really tired." she said. "As soon as their heads touch their pillows, they immediately went to sleep."

"That's nice, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he turns to her. "So, Kit-Kat. Do you want to do anything? You know? Do anything sexy?"

Kitty then yawns.

"No. I'm too sleepy to do that, Dudleykins." she said. "Besides, we need to get into bed ourselves because we need to get up early and finish getting things ready and get the others."

"Oh. Okay then." Dudley said. "Sleep does sound good right about now. Let's go to bed."

Kitty nods and she lets down her legs as Dudley turns off the tv. Then Kitty looks around to see if everything was turned off & settled. When that was done. She & Dudley go to their room for the night.

The next morning.

Kitty was awake now. She was wearing a button up black & emerald green flannel shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Black jean shorts and black high heeled boots. Her hair was in her patented sexy ponytail. Anyways, she was getting the twins ready to go.

"There!" Kitty exclaims. "You two are now ready for the outdoors!"

Rhonda was wearing a black & red button up flannel shirt. Black jean shorts with tiny black & red Nikes with red trim. Her hair was still in her patented ponytail and Brad was wearing a blue flannel shirt, along with some black jean shorts and white sneakers.

"Yeah! We sure are, mommy!" Brad exclaims.

Rhonda looks around.

"Where's pops at, mommy?" she asks Kitty.

Before Kitty can reply; Dudley walks in carrying three coolers.

"Alright! I've got all of the food that I'm going to live off of, Kit-Kat!" he said as the audience laughs.

"Good for you, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "Now, let's go get Roz & Russell!"

"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he took the coolers to the SUV. "Let's load up!"

Kitty takes the twins out to the SUV as she grabs the SUV keys.

"Lemme open up the SUV first, Dudleykins." she said.

After ten minutes. The SUV was loaded up.

"Okay. Let's go, guys!" Kitty said as she gets into the driver's seat and started up the ignition.

Then she pulls out of the driveway and drives off to Roz's & Russell's house.

At DOOM HQ.

Snaptrap & his guys were loading up their black pickup truck. The Chameleon & Birdbrain was there also. The Chameleon was excited.

"Oh boy! We're going on a camping trip together!" he exclaims. "Team Evil!"

Ricki then throws a brick into the Chameleon's ugly-ass face. The audience laughs at this.

"Fuck that 'Team Evil' shit!" she sniffs angrily.

"Ha!Ha!Ha!" Birdbrain laughs. "Good one, Ms. Walker! I was about to do the same thing, except I was going to beat the living hell out of his ass!"

"Thanks, Birdbrain." Ricki said as she turns to Snaptrap. "Smart idea on having us going camping, Dicktrap! Now, we have to put up with that fuck Chameleon!"

"Why thank you, Ricki!" Snaptrap said not getting Ricki's sarcasm. "It was a great idea of mine's! That way, we would save money for better things like; candy for the candy store!"

Ricki slaps the shit out of him and the audience laughs.

"Ow! My face!" Snaptrap bitches as he rolls his eyes crazily.

"Shut up!" Ricki sniffs.

Francisco sighs and turns to Snaptrap.

"Okay, boss. The truck's all loaded up now." he said.

"Oh, goody!" Snaptrap said with glee. "Let's go!"

Then all of henchmen, Birdbrain, the Chameleon, & Ricki get into the black pickup truck. Ricki starts up the pickup truck.

"Wait a minute!" Snaptrap shouted. "I need to get something!"

Then he runs out of the pickup truck. He immediately returns.

"Alright! I'm back!" Snaptrap said. "I've got it! I've got my coloring book!"

"That's good!" Larry started snootily in a sarcastic tone. "How can we all survive in the woods without that?"

"I know, right?" Snaptrap asks as the audience laughs.

"Oh my god! What a fucking empty-headed asshole!" Birdbrain sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.

"Ha!Ha!Ha! Good one!" Ricki said.

Then the truck drives out of the DOOM headquarters and went towards the highway.

At a gas station on the edge of the city.

The TUFF gang was getting their rides fueled up. The Chief was talking loudly.

"Alright, Agents." he started. "From here on in out. It's going to be rough country out there! You guys are going to be following Keswick's ice cream truck!"

Karey rolls her eyes and grunted.

"We!? Follow you two in that slow as fuck ice cream truck!?" she asks.

"Yeah!" the Chief said as Keswick comes out of the gas station carrying several treats & drinks. "You guys follow us all of the way to the Portugal camping grounds."

Keswick puts all of the treats into the ice cream truck and turns to the others.

"That's a t-t-terrible idea, Chief." Keswick started. "It'll be a w-w-wise idea for the others to go ahead of us. The ice cream truck can only go f-f-f-forty miles per h-hour."

"Ha! Yes!" Karey exclaims as Julie & Mini Dudley walks up to her with treats.

"What's happening, Karey?" Julie asks.

"Yeah." Mini Dudley started. "What's happening, Karey baby?"

Karey turns to them.

"We're going ahead of the 'Slowpoke Chief'!" Karey said.

"Well, that's nice!" Julie said.

"It sure is!" Kitty said hearing them. "At least, we get to go ahead and go by the speed limit."

Devon, Mini Kitty, & Mini Devon finishes filling up the rides with gas.

"Alright. The rides have been refueled!" Mini Devon announced.

"That's great!" Kitty said as she goes back to her SUV.

"Hell yeah!" Roz said as she & Russell puts the treats into Kitty's SUV. "Now, we don't have to be following the Chief's & Keswick's slow asses!"

The audience laughs as the Chief & Keswick growls angrily and went back to their ice cream truck. Everyone else went back to their rides and leaves the gas station now.

It shows Rhonda reading some sort of book. She looks up at Roz.

"So, Auntie Roz. Have you been to these camping grounds before?" she asks Roz.

"No. I've never been to these camping grounds before, Rhonda." Roz started. "From what your mom have told me. There was a killer hippie commune by the camping grounds and she & Duds escaped there before being killed in their sleep."

"That's weird." Russell started. "I never knew there was a killer hippie commune there. I used to go to those camping grounds, when I was a kitten. It was always so peaceful & quiet and it was so clean too!"

"Well, just in case it isn't." Kitty butted in. "I've brought my guns!"

"Me too!" Roz said.

"Me three!" Russell added.

"Karey, Devon, & the minis brought their guns too!" Kitty said as she turns to Dudley. "How about you, Dudleykins? Did you bring your gun with you, just in case?"

"No." Dudley said. "I lefted mine's back at home. I didn't think that I would need it for this trip, Kit-Kat."

Kitty gives him a spare gun.

"Here you go, Dudleykins. You can use one of my spare guns." she said. "Don't lose it."

"Alright!" Dudley exclaims as he puts the gun into his pocket. "But Kit-Kat. What about Julie. Keswick, & the Chief? Should you also give them guns too?"

"I'll give Julie a spare gun, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "I'm sure, Keswick haves some type of invention, that's going to protect him & the Chief from those killer hippies."

"Yeah." Dudley said. "If he doesn't. Well, who cares really? It's their loss."

The audience laughs at this.

"Yeah." Kitty said. "It's their loss. Portugal Camping Grounds. Here we come!"

Then the cavalcade continues to go to the Portugal Camping Grounds, where they would be sure to be pestered by the killer hippies again.

End of part 1.