The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3
Return of the Hippies
Last time we lefted off. The TUFF agents were having a meeting on where they should go for their annual August vacation. The Chief decided that he, Keswick, Julie, the TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF will go back camping to the campgrounds of Portugal, where a few years back Kitty & Dudley ran into a killer hippie commune. Meanwhile, Snaptrap decided that he, the Chameleon, Birdbrain, Ricki, & DOOM will go camping at the same camping grounds. How will all this turn out? Read on & see. Like always; relax, read, & review!
It shows the Portugal Camping Grounds now. There was many other people at the camping grounds too, having a good time on their vacations too. Anyways, the TUFF quintet arrives to one of the camping spots in their rides. Kitty gets out of her SUV as well as Dudley. They look around as Russell gets out of the SUV.
"Well, we're here again." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "I thought, we would never see this place again. So soon."
Russell looks around as Roz & the twins get out of the SUV.
"Yep!" he said. "It's just like what I remembered it! I don't see any killer hippie commune, you two."
"It's around here, Russell." Kitty said. "I didn't say it was at this exact spot."
Karey looks around.
"This looks like a peaceful place!" she started. "The lake sure looks nice!"
"It sure does!" Devon said. "I think, I'll go fishing!"
"F-F-Fishing." Keswick said. "I think, I'll join you in t-t-that, Agent Foxx!"
The Chief clears his throat.
"Alright, everyone. Let's all unpack our things!" he orders.
"Right, Chief!" Roz said.
Then everyone starts unpacking their things from their rides.
Meanwhile on the other side of the lake.
Snaptrap, Ricki, DOOM, The Chameleon, & Birdbrain have arrived in DOOM's black pickup truck at their camping ground site. Snaptrap runs out of the truck and takes a deep breath. He immediately starts coughing & hacking hard. The audience laughs at this.
"Hack! Hack! Hack! Smell the fresh air, boys!" he said as he regains his breath. "It's good for you! Hack!"
Then the Chameleon, Birdbrain, Francisco, Larry, Bad Dog, Leather Teddy, & Skunk dude all took a breath of the fresh air and they immediately started coughing & hacking too. The audience laughs at this.
"HACK! HACK! HACK! It's so soothing!" they said as the audience laughs. "HACK! HACK! HACK!"
Ricki then took a deep breath and to everyone's surprise, she didn't cough or hack hard.
"Haaaaaa!" she said as she turns to the others. "You all are just bunch of wussies!"
"Yeah!" Snaptrap said as he rolls his eyes crazily. "Now, get all of your crap out of the truck and toss them to Larry."
Ricki punches the stupid rat in his ugly face, knocking out a tooth. The audience laughs at this as well as the Chameleon & Birdbrain.
"Throw all of your things onto 'Lametrap' or for now on; 'Bitch rat'!" she said as the audience laughs at the new name for Snaptrap.
"Right, Ms. Walker!" the DOOM henchmen, the Chameleon, & Birdbrain said as the audience laughs.
Then they all started unloading their things from the truck as Ricki slams Snaptrap against the truck hard. The henchmen threw their stuff into Snaptrap's arms. The dumb rat was struggling to hold all of the things.
"AHHHHHHH! This shit is heavy!" he bitches.
"SHUT UP!" Ricki shouted as she shoves him. "Now go set those things over there on the grass!"
Snaptrap does as he was told as Ricki takes out her portable tent and the Chameleon took out his fishing pole.
"Time to go fishing!" he exclaims to Birdbrain.
"So. Do you think, that there's actual fish in that lake?" Birdbrain asks.
"Who's talking about fishing for fish?" the Chameleon asks. "I'm talking about Fly Fishing!"
Birdbrain rolls his eyes as the audience laughs.
"Well. I guess I walked myself into that one, huh?" he said.
Francisco finishes setting up his tent. He was wearing some blood red swimming trunks.
"Alright. My tent's all set us, Ms. Ricki!" he said.
"That's good, Francisco!" Ricki said. "You're going to go swimming I see, huh?"
"Hell yeah!" Francisco said. "I need to relax!"
"Hmmmm?" Ricki said as she turns to the others. "Alright, guys. You all can relax in the lake now." Then she turns to Snaptrap. "Bitch rat. I want you to cook dinner for all of us!"
"But Ricki. How am I gonna cook the dinner..." Snaptrap started before he sees Ricki's portable grill. "Hmmm? I know, how I'm going to cook it now!"
"Don't you think about it!" Ricki sniffs as she throws a punch into his face as the audience laughs. "You're gonna have to cook it the old fashioned way! Rub two sticks against your empty ass head! Now, get to it!"
Then Snaptrap picks up some sticks and started rubbing them against his head. The audience laughs at his stupidity.
Ricki rolls her eyes in disgust.
"God! What a stupid asshole!" she sniffs.
Back with the TUFF gang.
All of their camping things were set up. The Chief just finished putting up his tent. He hops out of it and turns to Julie.
"Oh, Julie." he started. "I see, that you didn't bring a tent. You can sleep in my tent with me."
Julie scoffs and rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.
"Thanks, but no thanks, Herbert." Julie started as she sets down a small red packet on the ground. "I've brought my own tent!"
Then she pulls on the cord and her tent inflates.
"See?" she said as she goes into her tent.
The minis just finished setting up their tents. Two mini per tent as Mini Dudley was going to stay in Karey's tent with Karey.
"There!" Mini Roz said as she dusted off her hands. "Our tent is done, Mini sis!"
"Oh yeah!" Mini Kitty exclaims. "It haves everything we need!"
Then she takes out her fishing rod.
"I can't wait till tomorrow morning! I'm going to catch me some delicious fish for lunch!" Mini Kitty said as she casts off her line.
Her fishing hook attaches itself into Keswick's behind. The audience laughs at this.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he hollers in pain as the audience laughs. "MY ASS!"
Roz walks up to Keswick and sees Mini Kitty's fishing hook line stuck in his rear end.
"You got Mini Kitty's fishing hook in you, Keswick." she said. "Just take your pants off."
"O-Okay." Keswick said as he took off his pants. "There."
"Uh, Keswick." Roz said. "The hook is still in you."
Keswick sees that the hook has ripped through his boxers.
"Oh sha-sha-shit!" he exclaims.
"Looks like, you're going have to take off your boxers for me to take that hook out of you." Roz said as she was trying her best to hold in her laughter.
"Me!? Take of my b-b-b-boxers!?" Keswick exclaims. "In front of these g-g-g-girls?"
Then Karey, Mini Karey, Kitty, Mini Kitty, Mini Roz, Devon & Mini Devon all turn to him and started giggling & laughing at him. The audience laughs at this.
"Yeah." Roz said. "Unless you want that fish hook to stay attached in your behind."
"No! I want it o-out!" Keswick exclaims.
"Well then." Roz started. "Take off your boxers then."
The other girls smile right behind her as Keswick gulps loudly. They started making remarks & comments like; 'Oooh! Keswick! Hee!Hee!Hee!' and 'Keswick's stripping for us!'. So, Keswick grabs his boxers and start pulling them down. Soon he was standing there bottomless in front of the girls. The girls started to giggle & snickering at his manhood as he covers up his groin with his hands.
"Hee!Hee!Hee! Keswick's dick is very tiny!" Mini Karey laughs. "Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Then the other girls started to laugh at Keswick as Roz yanks Mini Kitty's fishing hook off of Keswick's behind.
The audience laughs at this as this happened.
"YEEOUCH!" Keswick shouted loudly in pain as the audience laughs. "T-T-That hurts, Agent R-R-Roz!"
"Hey. At least, I unhooked you from Mini Kitty's fishing hook." Roz said. "You should at least thank..."
Then she looks down at Keswick's groin.
"Me? Are you turned on, Kesdick?" she asks as the other females looked at Keswick's member and started giggling sexually.
"N-N-No!" Keswick lied.
"Yes you are!" Roz started. "You're turned on! Ha!Ha!Ha!"
The Chief, Julie, Dudley, the twins, & Russell comes out of their tents now.
"What the hell's going on here!?" the Chief barks loudly.
"Yeah." Russell said. "And why is Keswick naked?"
"Why does he have a boner too?" Dudley asks.
Kitty quickly turns to him.
"Dudley! Get the twins back to the tent! Now!" she orders.
Dudley nods and pushes the twins back to the tent. Brad was resisting.
"Why are you pushing us back to the tent for, daddy?" Brad asks. "Does it have something to do with that weird dude do-hickey being naked and having his wee-wee out?"
"Duh! Of course it does!" Rhonda sniffs.
"Keswick!" the Chief shouted. "Why in the hell are you naked and hard!?"
Keswick turns to him and starts to explain why he was naked & erected.
"Oh. I see." the Chief said. "Well, hurry up and put on some clothes. You're going to freak out the other patrons of the camping grounds!"
"I'll handle this, Chief!" Roz said as she turns to Keswick. "Oh, Keswick."
"Oh n-n-n-no!" Keswick gulps loudly. "What do you w-want, Agent R-R-Roz?"
"I can get rid of that boner for you." Roz said in a sexy tone as the audience woos at this.
"No! Not that!" Keswick exclaims as his erection starts to go away. "A-A-Anything but that!"
Then his erection goes completely away.
"There we go, Chief." Roz started. "Keswick's erection is gone!"
Keswick looks down and sees that his boner was gone.
"Well, what do you k-know?" he started. "That a-a-a-actually worked!"
Then he pulls his boxers & pants up and meekly walks back to his tent feeling embarrassed.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! Looks like, ole Keswick had a boner for Rozzie!" Kitty laughs. "I think, he really enjoyed that from her doing that to him! Ha!Ha!Ha! Just like a few years ago!"
"Yeah! I bet!" Karey said.
Russell turns to Roz.
"What did they mean by that, Rozzie?" he asks.
"Oh, that?" Roz asks. "Well, that's a long story from the time I was a new agent here and Keswick was being a snooty asshole. I had to put him in his place. So I used my sexy charm, which maded him sweat like a helpless nerd meeting a hot & sexy girl on his very first date and put him back in his place, Russell."
"Oh." Russell said. "Did he cry?"
"He sure did!" Roz exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "It was funny as hell too! Ha!Ha!Ha!"
Kitty turns her head back to her tent.
"Alright, Dudley. You can come out with the twins, now!" she said.
Then Dudley & the twins come out of their tent. Rhonda looks at Kitty.
"Can we go exploring the forest, mommy?" she asks.
Before Kitty can reply to that. The Chief butted in.
"Yeah. Let's all go exploring into the forest!" he shouted. "While Keswick & Julie keep an eye on the camping ground."
"That's a great idea!" Russell said. "That will give me the chance to regain my bearings around here!"
"Okay!" the Chief said as Keswick & Julie come out of their tents. "Let's go exploring the forest!"
He turns to Julie & Keswick.
"Julie! Keswick! I want you two to keep an eye on the camping grounds!" the Chief orders.
"Right, C-C-Chief!" Keswick said as he saluted.
"Okay, Herbert!" Julie said.
"Perfect!" the Chief said as he hops onto Dudley's head. "Alright, everyone. Let's go exploring now!"
"Why does daddy have a flea on his head?" Brad asks.
"Because, the Chief is too lazy to walk on his own." Mini Devon said as the audience laughs as the group started walking into the forest now.
Little did the group know there was someone watching them through a pair of binoculars. It shows the person now. It was the killer hippie commune leader; Frasier Crane.
"Well. Well. Well. Looks who's back!" he started. "It's that Angry Cat Lady and that Stupid Dog Boy, who escaped from me few years ago! I've been waiting and waiting for them to finally come back and now here they are!"
Then two grizzly bears walk up to him.
"Yo! What's goin' on here?" asked one of the bears.
Frasier then turns to him.
"Tyson! Holyfield! Guess what?" Frasier asks in an excited tone as the audience laughs.
"Did you win the lottery?" Holyfield asks.
"No." Frasier replies. "I'll tell you. That Angry Cat Lady & Stupid Dog Boy who have escaped us during our nocturnal slumber, have finally returned!"
"Oh yeah!" Tyson exclaims. "Now, I can finally do all dat shit to dat cat for what she did to me!"
"Dude. You're still pissed over that?" Holyfield asks. "That was four years ago!"
"Yeah, but it's da principal of da thing, you know?" Tyson asks. "So I have to do it!"
"Ah." Holyfield said. "I see."
"I have the perfect plan on how to get my revenge!" Frasier started. "But as of right now; we should prepare for our midday fest with the brainless followers, shall we?"
"Nah. I don't really care for all that hippy shit." Holyfield sniffs as the audience laughs. "If you please excuse me, I gotta go and eat myself a wolf now."
"Yea." Tyson said. "And I's gotta go eat myself a lost child and a cute, little pony that's also lost too!"
Then the two bears leave to eat their meals. Frasier shrugs his shoulders.
"Oh well. To each of their own. As they would say." Frasier started. "Maybe I should feed them some 'wild parsley' later. That will calm them down and make them reach enlightenment."
Then Frasier goes back to his hippie commune.
At the DOOM camping ground.
Ricki, the DOOM men, the Chameleon, & Birdbrain were enjoying themselves a great dinner cooked by the very lame Snaptrap. Snaptrap himself was having some dry rice cakes, because he forgot to pack himself some food.
"Mmmmm! This food is delicious, Ms. Ricki!" Francisco said as he eats some of his food.
"Bloody hell yeah!" Birdbrain exclaims. "This sure tastes better than the shit my stupid shitty assistants always cook for me!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Ha!Ha!Ha! Thanks!" Ricki said. "All I had to do is; beat lame ole Snaptrap with a brick and he cooked the food perfectly to my standards!"
"Heh! Heh! Heh! You brick-slapped him!" the Chameleon laughs loudly as the audience laughs. "Heh! Heh! Heh! Clever, yes?"
"Shut up, Chameleon!" Snaptrap shouted as he rolls his eyes crazily. "It's not funny, you fucking dickhead!"
"Go fuck yourself, bitch rat!" the Chameleon sniffs angrily.
"He always does!" Ricki laughs as she eats her dinner as the audience laughs. "So, that's nothing new!"
"Those rice cakes tasted disgusting as shit!" Snaptrap sniffs angrily. "I wish, that I had some of the dinner that I was forced to cook!"
Ricki turns to him.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch!" she shouted as she threw a stone at Snaptrap's head.
Larry finishes up his dinner.
"HAAAAAAAA! That was a great dinner!" he said as he burps loudly. "That was one of the best dinners I ever had, since joining here!"
"Ditto!" Bad Dog said as he wipes his mouth with Snaptrap's shirt.
"Hey! That's my shirt, Bad Dog!" the stupid rat bitched as the audience laughs.
"FUCK YOU, PUNK!" Bad Dog shouted in Snaptrap's face.
"Anyways." Birdbrain started. "So, what are we going to do now? Read magazines?"
"Have an after dinner cigar?" the Chameleon asks.
"Wait! Wait!" Skunk dude started. "How about we have both? We both read magazines and have an after dinner cigar?"
The Chameleon & Birdbrain look at each other and then at Skunk dude.
"Yes! Yes! Good idea! Let's do it!" they both exclaimed in unison. "Get out the cigars & the magazines!"
"How about an after dinner dessert from Snaptrap's Secret Candy Stash?" Leather Teddy asks.
"Hey! How do you know about that!?" Snaptrap asks.
Larry turns to him.
"We always be in your secret candy stash when your back is always turned!" he said.
Then everyone laughs at Snaptrap.
"Grrrrrr! If you all going to be in my secret candy stash. Then looks like, I'm going to have to move it to another secret place that only I know about!" he sniffs angrily like a little kid as the audience laughs.
"Shut up, bitch rat!" Ricki shouted loudly. "I have decided that we all should take a walk to the forest. That way, we would lose all of those calories from the dinner we just ate."
"Smart idea!" Francisco said. "And then after that, can we read magazines and smoke cigars?"
"And eat Snaptrap's Secret Candy Stash too!" Bad Dog added as the audience laughs.
"Sure!" Ricki said as she grabs Snaptrap by the neck. "C'mon, Snappy! Let's go!"
"I HATE BEING CALLED SNAPPY!" Snaptrap bitches as the audience laughs.
"Heh! Heh! Heh! Snappy!" the Chameleon laughs. "Clever, yes!?"
Snaptrap growls angrily as Ricki turns to Skunk dude.
"Skunk dude. I want you to keep an eye on our stuff." Ricki orders.
"Right, Ms. Walker!" Skunk dude said as he saluted.
"Alright." Ricki said. "Let's go, people!"
Then she, Snaptrap, DOOM, the Chameleon and Birdbrain walk into the forest now.
Back with the TUFF gang.
They were walking on the path through the forest. The scene was peaceful and quiet. Russell took a deep breath.
"Oh yeah!" he said. "Just like I remembered it! It smells so piney!"
"Smells just like that pine tree deodorant thingy that hangs from that mirror thingy in mommy's car!" Brad said as the audience laughs.
Rhonda looks at a butterfly fly pass her & Kitty.
"Look mom!" she exclaims. "A butterfly!"
"Yes it is, Rhonda sweetie!" Kitty said. "I quite love butterflies myself."
"Me too!" Roz said. "They just hover and fly peacefully at you, instead of stinging at you for no reason at all."
"Yeah." Karey added. "Those annoying insects like; bees, wasps, yellow jackets, & hornets suck! They really don't do anything except make honey & pollinate flowers."
"I wonder does that Wanna Bee dude does all that shit?" Mini Dudley wonders.
"I dunno." Devon said. "Ask the Chief that."
Then she turns to the Chief, who was still riding on Dudley's head.
"Well, does he, Chief?" Devon asks.
"How the hell should I know, Agent Foxx!?" exclaims the Chief. "Why are you asking me this for?"
"Maybe because, you always play poker with him weekly." Mini Roz said. "And you only beat him monthly and you always go to his place on weekends for his weekly barbeques. That's why she asked you."
"Oh." the Chief said. "Well, he does that too I think. He doesn't really tell me what he does on his off-time."
"I bet, you be telling him about you doing ballets, reading novels, and doing all that girly shit, huh?" Roz asks as she rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.
"Uh, look!" the Chief said as he points to a log that was sitting by the path getting off the subject. "A dogwood log!"
"Dogwood!?" Dudley, Mini Dudley, & Brad exclaims as they ran over to the log as the audience laughs. "Hey, dogwood log! Hey! Hey! We're dogs! Hey! Hey! Dogwood log! Pay attention to us! Hey! Hey!"
They started kicking the log. Kitty, Rhonda, & Karey rolls their eyes as the audience laughs.
"Dogs." they said as the audience laughs.
"Well, did you, Chief?" Roz asks again.
"N-N-N-No." the Chief lied.
Roz looks at him.
"Whatever." she said as she rolls her eyes.
Mini Kitty turns to Mini Devon.
"So, Mini Devon." she started. "What's your favorite type of pizza?"
"I usually like to get sausage." Mini Devon started. "Sometimes pepperoni. Sometimes both on the same pizza. I like the meat lover's too! I sometimes even get both pizzas too! They're really good with ranch dressing as dipping!"
"That sounds really good right about now, Mini me!" Devon said.
"Yes it does, regular me!" Mini Devon said.
"I like to get quad pepperoni with ham & bacon!" Mini Karey added. "It's so damn good & delicious! Especially with ranch dressing poured ontop of it! And it also tastes delicious cold as leftovers!"
Rhonda looks up at Kitty as the three dogs returns to everyone else.
"I am really enjoying this walk, mom!" she said. "It's so peaceful & beautiful!"
"I'm glad that you're enjoying it, Rhonda!" Kitty started. "I'm so glad to take you twins out of the house and get you away from that prick Bunker from across the street."
"Why is he a prick anyways?" Dudley asks. "Is it because, he got his dick shot off in WWII the big one and he can't have sex with his wife?"
"Well, he does have an adult daughter and a son-in-law, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "But he hates the hell out of them both. He hates the son-in-law, because of his political views and he hates his daughter because she married the son-in-law."
"Oh." Dudley said.
"And from what I heard from a certain resource." Kitty started. "I heard that Bunker had broken his dick from intercourse."
"Oh." Dudley said. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Now, that's funny! He haves a broken cock, just like the Chief!"
Everyone laughs as well as the audience as the Chief blushes in embarrassment.
"Agent Puppy!" the Chief shouted. "How dare you say that! My cock isn't broken! It's working fine, just like the day I first started fucking girls!"
Karey rolls her eyes & sighs.
"Having girls jerking off your tiny member and then releasing your juices onto their finger doesn't count!" she said as the audience laughs. "You need to actually do it with a female."
The Chief rolls his eyes.
"Whatever, Agent Kitten." he started. "If I had my way. I would still have Tammy stroke me off everyday instead of having a rabbit bitch; who haves a husband and is too busy on her work & career and respects her husband instead of stroking me off at lunch time & break time!"
It then cuts away back to Keswick & Julie back at the TUFF camping grounds. They were setting up some things when Julie's ears immediately shot up.
"Oooh!" she exclaims.
"What's wr-wr-wrong, Julie?" Keswick asks.
"I think, Herbert is talking bad about me again!" Julie sniffs angrily. "I think, he's talking bad about me having a husband and having an interest in my job & career instead of me stroking him off at lunch & break time!"
"Is he n-n-n-now?" Keswick asks.
"I outta teach that damn flea a lesson!" Julie sniffs angrily. "But how, should I do it?"
Then she comes up with the great revenge.
"I got it! I'll just burn all of Herbert's romance books!" Julie said with an evil smile on her face as the audience laughs.
"That's g-g-g-getting him, Julie!" Keswick exclaims. "And I h-h-h-help you too! He deserves what he g-g-gets for embarrassing me in f-f-front of everyone for being naked!"
Then Keswick goes into the Chief's tent as Julie starts up the fire. Keswick comes out of the Chief's tent with a handful of romance novels.
"Here's the r-r-r-romance novels, Julie!" Keswick exclaims loudly.
"Great!" Julie said. "Throw them into the fire, Keswick!"
Keswick nods and smiles evilly as he throws the stupid Chief's romance novel into the fire and the books started to burn. Smoke starts to rise from the fire and Julie & Keswick laughs evilly as the Chief's books burn.
Dudley sees the smoke.
"Wow! Looks like, someone's cooking something real hard!" he said. "I wonder, what they're cooking?"
"Probably some ham or something, Agent Puppy." the Chief said as the audience laughs.
Then a twig snapping was heard from behind some rustling bushes.
"What the hell is that!?" Rhonda exclaims.
"It might be a bear!" Brad exclaims loudly.
"A bear!?" the Chief exclaims as he turns to the others. "Alright, agents. Get ready to fight this bear! That's an order!"
Then they all got themselves ready to attack the 'bear'. Kitty pushes the twins back behind her to protect them from getting hurt.
"Get behind me, babies." she said. "This is going to be a gruesome scene."
Then the bushes rustles some more.
"Get ready, everyone!" the Chief started. "Here it comes!"
Then Ricki, Snaptrap, DOOM, the Chameleon, & Birdbrain walk out of the bushes and sees the TUFF gang.
"TUFF!?" the vacationing villains exclaims.
"DOOM!? The Chameleon!? Birdbrain!?" the TUFF gang exclaims.
"What the hell are you guys doing here!?" the Chief asks angrily.
"What are you doing here, TUFF agents!?" Snaptrap asks childishly as he rolls his eyes crazily like the moron he is.
"Well. Well. Well. Hello there, Agent Katswell." the Chameleon said to Kitty as his eyes bulges out in different directions.
"Ewww! His eyes is bulging out in different directions!" Rhonda exclaims. "Yuck! What a fucking freak show! He should be on the Jerry Springer Show or Maury!"
The audience laughs at this.
"What are you doing here, Chameleon?" Kitty asks.
"What are you doing here, Birdbrain?" Mini Roz asks. "Are you all planning on doing something evil, are ya?"
"No." Birdbrain replies. "We're not."
"We're all on vacation!" Ricki replies. "We're not planning on doing anything evil."
"Except stealing from Snaptrap's Secret Candy Stash." Larry added as the audience laughs.
"Hey!" Snaptrap bitches as the audience laughs. He turns to the TUFF team. "What are you doing here, TUFF? Are you staking out or some shit like that on some poor campers?"
"No." Devon replies. "We're relaxing on our vacation."
"Yeah!" Russell started. "And we were enjoying ourselves on our walk through the woods."
Then the Chief comes up with an idea, which will probably ruin this vacation for everyone.
"Alright. Stop talking everyone!" the Chief started. "I have a great idea! I am going to invite DOOM, the Chameleon, & Birdbrain over to our camping ground later on!"
All of the TUFF gang gasps loudly from the Chief's stupid idea.
"That's a stupid idea, Chief!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Roz started. "We don't want villains at our camping vacation!"
"Yeah, Chief!" Dudley butted in. "I don't want to see Snaptrap, the Chameleon, & Birdbrain eating their hot dogs in front of me! Ewwww! Taking about bad table manners!"
"Well, you outta know everything about that, Agent Puppy." Birdbrain started dryly as the audience laughs. "You have very, very disgusting table manners."
"FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" Dudley sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.
"ENOUGH!" the Chief shouted. "The villains are coming over to our camping ground and that's final!"
The TUFF gang rolls their eyes as the Chief looks down at Dudley.
"Come on, Agent Puppy. Let's go back to the camping site now!" the flea said.
Dudley rolls his eyes & scoffs.
"What the hell do I look like!? A motherfuckin' taxi!?" he sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.
Then he headed back to camp as Ricki slaps the shit out of Snaptrap's head.
"Let's go, bitch rat!" she sniffs as the audience laughs.
"OW! That freaking hurts!" Snaptrap bitches as the audience laughs.
Then the vacationing villains follows the TUFF team. Kitty, Roz, Russell, & the twins followed behind them. Roz whispers to Kitty.
"So, when do we leave for the five-star hotels & shopping in the city, sis?" she asks Kitty.
"When the time is right, Rozzie." Kitty said.
"I can't wait to go to that hotel, mommy!" Rhonda said. "And go shopping too!"
"I agree, Rhonda!" Kitty said. "I'm getting sick & tired of being on this trip!"
"I dunno." Russell started. "Your chief haven't done anything stupid as I can tell yet. Except inviting those guys."
"Let's go, mommy." Brad said. "Before we get lost."
"Okay, Bradley." Kitty said as she turns to the others. "Let's go, guys."
"Coming, sis." Roz said as she turns to Russell. "Let's go, Russell dear."
"Coming, Rozzie dear." Russell said.
Then they followed the others back to the TUFF's camping ground.
Later on.
It was almost sunset now. The TUFF gang was making their dinners now. The Chief was making some old flea food which consisted of; prunes, oatmeal, bratwurst, spinach, & paste. Julie had made herself a cold, small salad with a roast chicken sandwich. Devon had made her some fried chicken sandwiches along with some fries. Karey had brought some sandwich fixings for herself and the minis. Roz had cooked her & Russell some grilled cheeseburgers with some barbeque potato chips and Kitty had grilled some hot dogs for her and Dudley and the twins.
Keswick took out some invention that he created. Mini Devon looks at it as she ate her sandwich.
"What the hell is that, Keswick?" Mini Devon asks as she pointed to Keswick's invention.
"This, Mini D-D-Devon. Is my F-F-F-Food-i-i-i-inator!" Keswick exclaims. "Patent p-p-pending! This baby give me the type of f-f-f-food I want, by pressing a b-b-button! Lemme s-s-s-show you!"
Then he presses a button and the invention explodes into a billion of pieces. The audience laughs.
"Well, so much for that!" Mini Devon said as she goes back to her sandwich.
"Ha!Ha!Ha! What a dorky loser!" Larry laughs. "Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha! His invention is shit!" Ricki laughs loudly as the audience laughs.
"Well. Back to the d-d-d-drawing board." Keswick said as the audience laughs.
"These hot dogs are delicious, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he downs his hot dogs.
"Yeah! They're really quite exquisite, mom!" Rhonda said as she eats her hot dog.
"E-what?" Brad asks. "What did you say, Rhonda?"
"I said; exquisite, Brad." Rhonda started. "It's one of those fancy words that you don't understand."
"Damn you & your...your...your smartness!" Brad sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.
"Thank you, guys!" Kitty said with a smile on her face.
The Chief puts his spoon down into his disgusting mess of a dinner and turns to the others and the villains.
"Alright, people. It's time for stories now!" he said.
"Oh boy!" Snaptrap exclaims happily & loudly as the audience laughs.
Ricki slaps the shit out of him. The audience laughs at this.
"Shut up, bitch rat!" she sniffs.
"Heh!Heh!Heh! Clever!" the Chameleon said.
"Ha!" Birdbrain laughs.
"So, who's going to go first?" the Chief asks.
"I'll go first!" said Roz.
"Rozzie's going to tell a story, Karey babycakes!" Mini Dudley said with excitement.
"That's great, Mini Duds!" Karey said as she gives Roz her full attention as she eats her sandwich.
"Oh great! Auntie Rozzie is going to tell one of her stories!" Rhonda exclaims.
"Oh boy!" Brad exclaims.
So everyone turn their attention to Roz as she started to clear her throat.
"Okay. It's time for one of my creepy ghost stories now!" she said with a smile on her face.
"Go, regular me!" Mini Roz exclaims.
"Alright. This story had taken place in the early 70's." Roz started. "There was once this small family-owned Italian restaurant in the old Little Italy section, which is now the Park 500 section of Northwest Petropolis; where the industries & factories are at currently. Anyways, the Italian family's name was Barone..."
"Hey! Just like; 'Everyone Hates Raymond'!" Snaptrap exclaims stupidly as the audience laughs.
Ricki slaps the shit out of him and the audience laughs.
"SHUT UP!" she shouted as she turns back to Roz. "You may continue; Agent Roz."
"Thanks, Ricki." Roz said. "Anyways, they were the best Italian restaurant in the region up there. Hell, matter of fact. They were the only Italian restaurant in the region. The grandfather was proud of his restaurant, which he had build from the ground up in 1919 after he and the rest of the family came over from Italy after WWI. He had taught the family to always be suspicious of other restaurateurs planning to open up another Italian restaurant near them. They would always do this for many years, up until early 1971."
"What happened at that year?" Snaptrap asks as he turns to Birdbrain.
"A whole load of shit, Snappy." Birdbrain said as the audience laughs.
"Anyways." Roz continues. "There was a rich restaurateur, who builted and started a brand new Italian restaurant. That restaurant started getting more & more business. This angered the hard-working family a whole lot. Plus the new business was also getting younger 20 somethings too. So, anyways. Grandfather Barone and the rest of the family were getting desperate and they tried everything to get their customer base back, but to no avail. Then the grandfather and the rest of the family decided to take action into their own hands. So with ties to the Italian mob, the grandfather and the mob went to the restaurateur/owner of the new competition in the new restaurant's parking lot one night. They mugged him and then went back behind a dumpster and shot him dead. Then Grandfather, the father, the grandmother, mother, their kids and the mob ran inside and stole all of the rich restaurateur's/owner's money. After that was all said & done. The mob shoots off a missile into the place and blows it up to pieces."
"Wow!" the Chameleon said. "That was a nice story, Agent Rozzie!"
Russell throws a stone at his ass. The audience laughs at this.
"SHUT UP, FREAK!" he sniffs angrily as he turns back to Roz. "You may continue, Rozzie."
"Thanks, Russell!" Roz said. "Anyways, the Barones took all that money and build up their restaurant. Their restaurant was doing quite perfectly for the next several months, until some mysterious things started happening. The lights would flicker on & off. The doors would slam mysteriously. Windows would break and patrons would trip over chairs. Then one night after one of these things happened. The father Barone was locking up the place and was getting into his car. Then a red fog-like mist started to form all around his car. The father tries to start up the car, but it wouldn't start. He tried to open up the doors, but they wouldn't open. The red fog-like mist swallows up the whole car. After that. There was nothing left but the car's oil spill."
Then she took a sip of water as everyone was on edge.
"Wow! T-T-That's scary." Keswick said.
"Please continue, Agent Roz!" the Chief said. "What happens next!?"
"So, anyways. The next day. The family looked all over for the father, but without any luck. So, more of these mysterious things started to happen more & more. Each of the family members and some of the restaurant's patrons started disappearing more & more. The restaurant was set ablaze several times. The red fog-like mist was spotted at the restaurant around late evenings by some passer byers." Roz said. "Soon, it was January 5, 1972. The only family member running the restaurant was the grandfather. Attendance of the restaurant went down 99 percent and only two patrons attend there on every Saturday night. It was very late on a clear, moonlit Saturday night. The two patrons just finished the dinner and they just lefted the restaurant. The red fog had started to form again. The fog sucks up the two remaining patrons in the dark of night. The grandfather was locking up the place. Then the red fog started surrounding him. The grandfather starts to panic. Then out of the red fog came the soul of the restaurateur/owner of the former Italian restaurant. His eyes glows the same type of red as the fog. The grandfather grabs his heart in fear as the restaurateur/owner's evil soul surrounds him and the entire restaurant up in deep blood red fog as the grandfather screams loudly. No one didn't hear him as the blood red fog disappears and some of the supports, wood, & crumbled concrete & brick from the Italian restaurant was lefted over."
"Wow!" Mini Devon said.
"After that night. Many residents and businesses started to move away from the neighborhood. The trees & the grass died from the red mist. Nine years later. The city brought up the entire neighborhood and started tearing down homes and building industries & factories there and renamed it Park 500." Roz said. "And on each moonlit Saturday night. It is rumored that the red fog-like mist is seen, but it soon disappears. On the anniversary of the last Barone family survivor murder. The red fog turns into the deep blood red fog and it surrounds the area. It lasts for only five minutes, before disappearing for another year. It was only witnessed by a few people. Those few people are now in the mental institution."
"Wow. That was totally bone-chilling story!" Dudley said.
"That was a great story!" Francisco said.
"I think, I'm not going to get any sleep tonight." Snaptrap said.
"Me neither." the Chief said.
"I heard all about that." Julie started. "That's why, I barely travel up to that area."
"Yeah." Mini Kitty said. "Besides. From what I heard. That Park 500 is absolutely dirty & filthy."
"Just like the Chief's house!" Mini Karey laughs as the audience laughs.
The Chief growls angrily as everyone else and the audience laughs.
Mini Dudley grabs Karey's leg.
"That was a pretty creepy scary, Karey baby!" he said. "Can we keep the lights on in the tent tonight?"
"Sure, Mini Duds." Karey said as she pets him on the head to calm down.
"That was a pretty good story, sis!" Kitty said. "It's a good thing, that the twins didn't hear it or they would have nightmares for the next week."
It shows Rhonda & Brad tucked away in Kitty's & Dudley's tent fast asleep.
"That was pretty s-s-scary, Agent R-R-Roz." Keswick said as he looks around to make sure nothing's sneaking up on him.
"I think, I just peed on myself." Snaptrap said.
Everyone laughs at him as did the audience.
"YUCK! You disgusting fuck!" Ricki sniffs as she power kicks Snaptrap in the testicles.
"OW! MY BALLS!" Snaptrap bitches as the audience laughs.
"Ha!Ha!Ha! What a puss!" Mini Roz laughs.
"Alright. Who's next?" the Chief asks.
Kitty smiles.
"I'll go, Chief!" she said.
"Okay, Agent Katswell-Puppy." said the Chief. "Go ahead."
Kitty clears her throat.
"It's time for another story of Misty Katson!" she said with glee.
Dudley's ears immediately shot up & gulps loudly.
"M-M-Misty Katson?" he asks.
Roz turns to him and friendly elbows him.
"Brings back any memories, Duds?" she asks in a teasing voice as the audience laughs.
"Oooh! Misty Katson!" Mini Kitty said with glee. "Please tell us, regular me!"
"Okay." Kitty started as she clears her throat. "It's been several years since Misty Katson had killed the four campers. She has been out in the woods & mountains working on her attacks. She has been studying some spells. So she can appear quickly in front of her victims and kills them quickly. So, anyways. There was a team of campers camping out in a camping ground just like this one."
"Oooh!" everyone ooohs as Dudley grabs hold of Kitty's leg.
"Don't tell this story, Kit-Kat!" he cries. "Misty Katson's too scary! Just like; that scary clown at McMoneyseed's! My mom after she wakes up in the morning! Pinkie Pie from that pony show and the Chief when he comes in after a night of drinking!"
The audience laughs as the Chief huffs angrily.
"AGENT PUPPY!" he sniffs.
"I'm sorry, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "But I already started. Anyways, these campers were having a great time with each other..."
It fades into her story now. It shows the campers which were three cats, a rat, and a dog. They were having a great time telling stories, eating food, and having a great time with each other. Then one of the cats said something.
(A/N: Karey will be playing this cat girl.)
"So, do you want to play spin the bottle, Maria?" she asks the other cat who had black hair with red streaks.
(A/N: Roz will be playing this part.)
"How about truth or dare?" Maria suggested. "That way, we get to learn some personal truths & secrets about each other!"
"How about we do both?" suggested a ginger cat girl with black braided hair who was played by Ricki. "That way, we have the best of both worlds?"
"YEAH!" exclaimed the golden retriever wearing the black shirt that was played by Dudley.
"That's fine with me!" said the rat wearing the geeky glasses, braces, and red shirt that was played by Snaptrap. "This is going to be so cool!"
"Okay!" Maria said as she took out a bottle and turns to the first cat that had red fur and blonde hair. "Okay, Amber. You spin it off first!"
"Alright!" Amber said as she starts spinning the bottle.
The bottle stops at the geeky rat.
"Okay, Gerald." Amber started. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth!" Gerald said.
"Okay." Amber said. "Why are you such a fucking nerd?"
"I dunno." Gerald admitted. "Probably because, I'm smart & such an egghead! A darn good one at that, too!"
"Uh, yeah." the ginger cat with the black braided hair said as she spins the bottle. The bottle stops at the golden retriever with the black shirt. "Truth, dare or kiss, Brian?"
"KISS, D.J.!" Brian exclaims with a wide smile on his face.
"Okay." D.J. started. "I dare you to kiss Maria! Right on the lips! For at least five minutes!"
"Okay, D.J.!" Brian started. "It's a deal!"
Then he turns to Maria.
"Ready, Maria babe?" he asks.
Maria puts on some lipstick.
"I sure am, Brian baby!" she said as she puckers up her lips.
Then Brian gives her a big kiss and starts making out with her. Amber, D.J., & Gerald cheers, hoots, & hollers loudly. All of their noise had gotten the attention of Misty.
(A/N: Just like the last time. Katson is played by Kitty.)
"Ahhhh! What's that I hear?" Misty asks as her ears perked up. "Sounds like, a bunch of immature campers having a little fun! I should check them out!"
Then she follows the sounds of the campers to the bushes and peeks through them. She watches the golden retriever and tan cat making out as the other two cat girls and nerdy & geeky rat cheer on. Misty laughs evilly to herself.
"It's time to have my fun!" she thought to herself.
Gerald turns to Amber & D.J.
"Excuse me, ladies." he started. "I need to use the woods."
"Whatever." Amber said as Gerald walks off into the woods. "Just don't get lost now!"
Gerald walks through the woods until he found a place. He pulls down his pants and started urinating a lot now.
"Haaaaaa! Yeah!" Gerald said with a sigh of relief. "That feels so darn good!"
Misty suddenly appears behind the geeky rat. She picks up a twig and snaps it in half. Gerald immediately turns to her and Misty then punches him right in the heart. She pulls out his heart and tosses it away. Gerald immediately dies & drops dead to the ground.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!" Misty laughs. "One down. Four to go!"
Brian & Maria have finally stopped kissing now. Brian looks into Maria's black eyes.
"So, Maria." Brian started. "Did you enjoy that?"
"Mmmm! Sure did, Brian baby!" Maria said in an amorous tone. "Matter of fact. I loved it!"
"That's great!" Brian said as he turns to Amber. "It's your turn now, Amber!"
Then Amber spins the bottle. The bottle stops at D.J..
"Truth or dare, D.J.?" Amber asks.
"Truth!" D.J. exclaims.
"How do you feel about Gerald?" Amber asks.
"God! I hate the living hell out of him!" D.J. sniffs. "He's so damn annoying!"
"Just like you all to me!" shouted a voice.
Then the remaining campers all look in fright at Misty, who had her claws out and were looking extremely pissed.
"W-W-Who are you?" Brian asks in a scared voice.
"I am the person, that's going to end your lives!" Misty shouted loudly.
Then Amber, D.J., Maria, & Brian run off in all directions, screaming for their lives. Misty just laughs evilly.
"That's right." she started. "Run. Run! It's good for the blood!"
Then she snaps her fingers and she appears right in front of D.J. She grabs her by the braids and starts swinging her round & round quickly. Misty swings her faster until her head rips off her body.
"Ha! Got ya!" Misty said as she tosses her head away. "Now to get that blonde bitch!"
She snaps her fingers and a pit of sharks appears right in front of Amber. Amber falls into the pit and the sharks eats her up.
"Now to get the last two!" Misty said. "And I know how to get them both too!"
She snaps her fingers and Maria & Brain appears tied up with chains in a cage.
"How the hell did we get in here!?" Maria exclaims as she tries to tug on the chains, but to no avail.
"What are you planning on doing to us?" Brian asks.
"I'm planning on doing this!" Misty said as she snaps her fingers and a giant oven appears. "I'm planning on cooking you two in this oven and having you both for dinner! You two are going to be delicious for my tummy! Do you have any last words & requests?"
"Yeah." Maria said. "We want to live for another 70 years!"
"Ditto!" Brian added.
"Sorry. Request denied!" Misty shouted. "See you both in hell!"
Then she snaps her fingers and the giant oven door opens and the cage throws Maria & Brian into the oven and the door closes behind them. Misty laughs evilly as this happens.
An hour later.
The last two campers were done and Misty was enjoying her feast back at her mountain hideout.
"Oh man! That was a great midnight feast!" she said. "I guess those new spells & attacks do work after all!"
Then she lets out a huge burp as the story ended and it fades back to Kitty.
"And that's why on nights like this at campgrounds like this." Kitty continued. "Misty Katson is out. Lurking around." She turns to the villains, the Chief & Keswick. "Looking for some poor lame assholes to use her newly learned spells on and to feast on their dead carcasses!" Kitty finishes.
Then she looks up behind them.
"Oh my god! There she is!" she shouted as she points behind them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! MISTY KATSON'S GOING TO EAT US!" the Chief, Keswick, and the villains hollers as the audience laughs. "LET'S GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Then they started to run off deep into the woods. Kitty laughs as Roz, Russell, Karey, Devon, Julie, & the minis laugh and applaudes as did the audience.
"That was a great story, sis!" Roz said. "It was pretty entertaining!"
"Yeah!" Julie said. "That was quite entertaining!"
"I love the way you two scared the living shit out of the lame-ass Chief, Keswick, & those stupid assholes!" Devon exclaims. "I remember when you two did that to some of the other students and some teachers at Secret Agent College!"
"That was pretty impressive, Kitty!" Russell said. "I really enjoyed it!"
"I love Misty Katson!" Karey said happily as she pats Mini Dudley's head. "She's sounds scary & cool!"
"Ditto!" the other minis said in unison as the audience laughs. "It was pretty entertaining story, Regular Kitty!"
Kitty blushes & laughs.
"Hee!Hee!Hee! Thank you guys!" she said as she turns to Dudley who had his head covered up. "Alright, Dudleykins. The story's over."
Dudley uncovers his head.
"Whew! That was some story!" he said. "I sure can go for another..."
Then he starts sniffing.
"I smell something!" Dudley started as he sniffs. "Smells like; 'Ed's Meat & Gravy Dog Biscuits'! My favorite!"
Then Dudley follows the scent.
"Don't go too far, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "It's starting to get a little late to go out into the woods!"
Dudley follows the aroma into the woods. He finally sees the meat & gravy dog biscuits sitting on a plate. He starts drooling a whole lot.
"MEAT & GRAVY DOG BISCUITS!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs. "YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY!"
Then he runs for the plate, but he was caught in a trap which lifts him off the ground. He was hanging upside down.
"What the hell!?" Dudley exclaims. "What's going on here!? Why am I upside down?"
Then he hears evil laughter.
"Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!"
"Alright! Come on out!" Dudley shouted. "Whoever you are!"
Then Frasier, Tyson, Holyfield, and the killer hippies come out of hiding and walk up to him. Frasier smiles wickedly at him.
"Hello there, stupid dog boy. Do you remember me?" he asks.
"Yeah. You're that killer hippie commune leader dude; Frasier Crane!" Dudley sniffs angrily.
"That's right." Frasier said with a smile on his face. "How you been doing these couple of years, hmmm? Been having a great time with that catress of yours? Having fun, getting high off of my marijuana plants!?"
"H-H-How did you know about that?" Dudley asks.
"Oh. I know everything." Frasier said. "I am the wise & all knowing leader after all, Slow & Stupid Dog Boy."
"It's Dudley!" Dudley corrected angrily as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." Frasier sniffs. "That's not going to matter after we get done sacrificing you! So, do you have any last words, before we send you up to the great, giant dog park in the sky?"
"Yes." Dudley said. "I do."
"Well, what are they then?" Frasier asks.
Dudley clears his throat.
"HELP ME! HELP ME! CODE BLACK! HELP ME! HELP ME! CODE BLACK!" hollers Dudley at the top of his lungs. "CODE BLACK! CODE BLACK! HELP ME! HELP ME!"
It cuts back to the others at the camping site now. Kitty's ears perked up and she immediately stood up. Roz watches her as she did this.
"What's wrong, sis?" Roz asks. "Do you hear something?"
"Yes, sis." replies Kitty with a cold look. "Dudley's in trouble! He's screaming out the Code Black signal!"
"Oh shit!" Karey exclaims as she stood up. "We must go rescue him!"
"Yeah!" Devon & the minis said as they stood up too.
Roz turns to Russell.
"Russell. I want you to stay here." she said. "It might be dangerous out there. I don't want you to get hurt out there."
"Okay, Rozzie baby." Russell replies.
Kitty turns to Julie as she took out her guns.
"Julie. I want you to stay here & keep an eye on the twins for me." she said.
"Right, Kitty!" Julie said as she saluted.
"Good." Kitty said as she turns towards the direction of Dudley's hollering. "Okay, guys. Take out your weapons and then follow me!"
Then she runs off into the forest following Dudley's screams as the others took out their weapons and runs after her into the forest.
Back with Dudley & the killer hippies.
Frasier then slaps him in the face with a clenched fist.
"That's enough of your hollering." he started. "You've been screaming for far too long enough."
"Dammit! He screams louder than Meadow Brooks did, when she stubbed her toe a couple years ago!" Tyson sniffs as he covers up his ears as the audience laughs.
"Oh, all wise & knowing one. When are we going to sacrifice the intruder?" asks one of the killer hippies.
Frasier then takes out a large blade and pressed it against Dudley's throat.
"Oh. About in a few seconds, my flower child." he said with a sick & creepy smile on his face. "Bye-Bye, stupid dog!"
"I DON'T THINK SO!" shouted a voice as a small rock was thrown at Frasier's head. "You're not going to kill anybody! Not on our watch!"
Frasier turns to see the belonger of the voice. He sees Kitty, Roz, Karey, Devon, and their minis with their weapons out and was aiming at him. They all were looking pissed off.
"Well. Well. Well. If it isn't Slow & Stupid dog boy's girl; Angry Cat Lady and all of her co-horts!" Frasier said.
"LEMME AT 'EM! LEMME AT 'EM!" Tyson shouted as some of the killer hippies were holding him back. "I WANNA BEAT HER ASS SO FUCKIN' BAD! LEMME GO! LEMME GO! LEMME AT 'ER! LEMME AT 'ER!"
"SHHHHHHH! All in good time, Angry bear dude." said one of the hippies in a stoned tone as the audience laughs.
"Well, Frasier Crane the freak." Kitty started. "We meet again. What the hell do you guys want with my Dudley!?"
Frasier smiles at her.
"REVENGE!" he shouted. "I want revenge for him stealing my marijuana plants! I want revenge for the both of you escaping the commune, before I had the chance to murder the both of you and I want revenge because you're smarter than me! No one's smarter than the wise & all knowing Frasier Crane!"
"And I want revenge on her for wat she did to me two!" Tyson added.
Roz snorted.
"You all are a bunch of assholes!" she sniffs as the audience laughs.
Devon laughs.
"They're going to be so easy to take down!" she laughs. "I've dealt with hippies. Killer and Non-Killer before!"
"Who cares what a bunch of high retards, a balding freak, and two grizzly bears think!" Mini Kitty shouted.
"Yeah!" Mini Karey added. "You guys suck!"
"Let's beat the living hell out of them!" Mini Devon & Mini Dudley shouted in unison.
Frasier nods his head in agreement as he turns to the rest of the hippies and the two grizzly bears.
"Alright, my killer flower children and pet bears." he started. "You've all been learning & training for this moment! Now, it's time to attack!"
"YEAH!" the killer hippies & two grizzly bears shouted. "LET'S GET THEM!"
Then they took out their weapons and the two bears extract their sharp claws. Kitty then turns to her team.
"Alright, guys! You each fight a hippie!" she orders as she turns to Roz. "Rozzie. You & I will fight the bears and Frasier himself!"
"Right, Kitty!" Roz said.
Then the TUFF team runs to the killer hippies, Frasier, & the two grizzly bears as the killer hippies, Frasier, & the two bears run to them. Devon and her mini pounced onto two hippies and started shooting and beating the hell out of the two hippies, while breaking & destroying the hippies so-called weapons.
Karey & her mini pounced onto four hippies and started fighting and shooting then, while the four hippies tried to fight back, but they were poorly trained by Frasier & co. as they were getting cuts & bruises.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" the four hippies cried out in pain. "THIS, TOTALLY FUCKING SUCKS!"
"SHUT UP!" both Kareys shouted as they continued delivering the pain to the four stupid hippies.
Mini Kitty, Mini Roz, & Mini Dudley were fighting eight hippies all at once. Mini Dudley were giving them his patented Ultra Super Brutal Mini Puppy Punches as Mini Kitty and Mini Roz were shooting at them with their guns as well as delivering them their Super Ultra Mini Katswell Judo Kicks, Super Ultra Mini Katswell Karate Punches & Karate Kicks and their Super Slash Attacks.
"AHHHHHHHHH! MINI PUPPY DOG & MINI KITTY CATS PUNCHES & KICKS!" the eight stupid so-called killer hippies cried out in pain as the audience laughs. "AND BULLETS! WE'RE SO TOTALL WEREN'T READY FOR THIS, MAN!"
"THAT'S RIGHT!" the three minis holler in unison as they continue giving the hippies the attacks. "SCREAM & HOLLER, JUST LIKE THE FUCKING PUNKS YOU ARE!"
They keep fighting as Kitty & Roz faced the two grizzly bears & Frasier head on. Roz was taking on Holyfield as Kitty was taking on Tyson. Both cats also were taking on Frasier too.
Tyson growls loudly and pounces for Kitty. Kitty grabs him by the throat and throws him down to the ground. Tyson growls loudly and tries to slash at her, but Kitty dodges his claws. Kitty then judo-kicks Tyson right in the stomach and she throws several brutal Katswell punches into his face. She extracts her claws out.
"So, you wanna try that slashing shit at me!?" Kitty shouted. "Well, time for a little throwback!"
She pounces onto him and starts slashing the hell out of Tyson. Tyson starts to bleed badly. He growls and hollers loudly in pain.
"OWWW! DAT FUCKIN' HURTS!" Tyson bitches loudly.
But Kitty ignores him as she continues delivers slashes, kicks, & punches onto him without Tyson giving a fighting chance. Tyson tries again to swipe at her and try to nip at Kitty. Unfortunately for him, Kitty was fast on her feet and she was trained at this sort of thing. She karate kicked him down to the ground and she starts wrestling him hard as she continues to throw punches.
Tyson losing lots & lots of blood was getting weaker & weaker by the minute. He tries one last time to throw a claw at Kitty, but Kitty grabs him claw and wrestles it down to the ground. Kitty took out a pair of handcuffs especially maded for grizzly bears and put them on his wrists.
"Looks like, I defeated you again, bear!" Kitty said with proudness in her voice as the audience applaudes for her and Tyson with his head down in shame.
"Ahhh, dammit! I swear, dat I wuz ready dis time!" Tyson bitched.
Roz continues fighting Holyfield. Holyfield was doing actual fighting instead of the bear shit that Tyson was doing, but Roz was quick on her feet and she delivered several thousand Brutal Katswell Punches and Judo Katswell kicks into his face.
"How do you like that!?" Roz asks as she delivers another Judo Katswell Kick at him.
Holyfield grabs her leg and flips Roz over him. She lands on her feet as Holyfield turns to her with a pissed off look on his face.
"Time to bite your leg off, cat!" he shouted angrily as he pounces towards Roz to make the kill.
Roz moves out of the way and slashes his back open with her claws. Holyfield hollers & growls loudly in pain as he starts bleeding like a river.
"AHHHHHHHH! MY BACK!" Holyfield hollers in pain. "You're going to regret doing that to me, bitch!"
He then pounces towards Roz with fangs showing and claws out in full force. Roz then gives him a brutal Katswell karate kick right in his testicles.
"XIANG!" Roz shouted loudly.
Holyfield holds his groin in pain and gets on his knees. He started coughing & wheezing loudly. He turns his back on Roz as this was a big mistake as Roz grabs him and bodyslams him down to the ground. She puts his wrists behind him and she puts on some handcuffs. She also puts on some shackles on his ankles.
"Looks like I defeated your ass, Holyfield!" Roz exclaims with proudness. "How does it feel to be beat up and defeated by a 115lb. girl cat?"
Holyfield puts his head down in shame and groans.
"It sucks!" he sniffs loudly.
"You bet it does!" Roz said as she & Kitty turned their attention to Frasier.
Frasier was enjoying the show and was ready to take on the Katswell twins.
"Well. Well. Well. Are you ready to fight me, catresses?" he asks as he strokes his beard.
"Hell yeah we are!" Kitty sniffs angrily. "No one, but no one messes around with my Dudleykins and gets away with it!"
"Yeah!" Roz sniffs as she turns to Kitty. "Let's start kicking his weak ass, sis!"
"Yeah!" Kitty said as she throws a punch into Frasier's face. A super golden star zooms into the screen.
"Let's roll!" Kitty was heard saying.
"Oh yeah!" Roz was heard saying.
It shows Kitty and Roz standing next to each other and Frasier standing in front of them almost like in the Mario & Luigi series-like fight. Kitty attacks Frasier first by punching him hard right in the face.
Frasier's HP goes downs by 5 points. It was Roz's turn now. She punches a box that said; SIS, which was 'Sister Attacks'. She punches the box again and the option that said; 'Snack Basket' appears. Roz hits it again and a picnic basket appears over her head.
"Oh yeah!" Roz exclaims as the basket opens over her head as Kitty watches.
The contents of the picnic started falling towards Roz. The contents were cakes, pie slices, tuna fish sandwiches, chili dogs, chips, pizza slices, and spicy chicken tacos. Roz eats them as they land into her mouth. She eats them all and she turns fat & huge. She hops onto Kitty and Kitty uses all of her strength groans & lifts the heavy Roz with all of her might, until Fat Roz is off the ground and above her head.
"Take this, hippie!" Kitty shouted as she tosses the Fat Roz onto Frasier, causing a lot of damage on him.
Frasier HP goes down by 50 points as Roz immediately went back down to her slim figure and weight. Frasier snorted.
"Good one, catresses." he started. "How would you both like this!?"
Then he takes his blade and swings it at the Katswell twins. The Katswell twins ducked & dodged the blade.
"Ha! You missed!" Kitty said as she stuck out her tongue. "You fucking suck!"
Then the boxes appear above her head and she punches the block that said; Items. There were slices of pizzas, tacos, peppers, & soda. There was also an option that said; 'Double Katswell Item Charge Up'. She punches it and two slices of pizza from Speedy Toni's & four giant tacos from Frida's La Comida lands in her hands.
She throws her slices of pizza and giant tacos into her mouth and eats it as she throws the slices of pizza & giant tacos to Roz. They both eat the food and then emerald green & dark blue lights of energy surrounds them as they flex their muscles.
Kitty then grabs Frasier by the throat and throws several thousand Brutal Katswell Kicks & Punches into his ugly, middle-aged face. The killer hippie leader HP goes down by 100 more points as Roz haves her turn.
She performs her patented Judo Katswell Kick into Frasier a million times.
"Fucking loser!" Roz sniffs as she continues delivering punches & kicks to Frasier.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" Frasier cries.
Then Roz judo kicks the blade from Frasier's hand.
"You don't have a weapon now!" Roz said with a smile face as she delivers a last kick.
"That may be." Frasier started. "But I still have my hands & feet! I have been studying ker-ate & judo for all the years I have been out here! Thanks to mother nature and her green that she grew from within the Earth! Be prepared to be hurt, catresses!"
Then he runs over to the Katswell twins and started throwing some middle-aged hippie karate punches & kicks at their stomachs & legs. Both Katswells' HPs goes down by 2 points each & the words; 'pathetic' appears for a few seconds before disappearing.
"How do you like that!?" Frasier asks with a self-satisfied smirk on his face. "I'm powerful, huh? You're shaking in your boots!"
Kitty & Roz look at each other with that; 'You're gotta be kidding me!' look on their faces. They turned back to the stupid old killer hippie leader.
"My god! You are so fucking pathetic!" Kitty sniffs as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Roz sniffs as she turns back to Kitty. "Are you ready to end this, sis?"
"YEAH!" Kitty exclaims. "LET'S DO THIS, ROZZIE!"
Then the boxes appear over Kitty's head again. She punches the 'Sis Double Attack' box. They both started hopping up & down, keeping rhythm with each other. They started fist bumping each other. Kitty's fist started glowing emerald green and Roz's fist started glowing dark blue. Then Kitty jumps really high up into the air and turns into a spinning emerald green ball and Roz jumps really high and also turns into a spinning dark blue ball. They both combined into one giant spinning ball and lands back down onto Frasier, making his HP goes down 250 points.
Frasier then explodes into stars as both Katswell sisters did their victory pose. Their stats appear and they all go up. The audience cheers & applaudes for them both.
Kitty then puts handcuffs onto Frasier's wrists.
"In the name of TUFF." Kitty started. "Frasier Crane. You are under arrest!"
Roz then went over to Dudley and gets him down from the trap.
"That was pretty good fight, girls!" Dudley said as the others came with the arrested hippies & grizzly bears. "There was a lot of punches & judo kicks to the stomach! There was a snack basket full of tasty delicious treats! I especially enjoyed that final Katswell Twin Move and you squashed that Frasier flat!"
Kitty & Roz smiles and blushes a bit.
"Hee!Hee!Hee! Thanks, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I think, all of us deserve to stay in one of those five-star hotels in the city for the rest of our vacation."
"YAY!" all of her partners cheers loudly as the audience laughs.
"And I think, there's yogurt places around in the city too!" Kitty said as she turns to Dudley, who then smiles widely.
"OH BOY! YOGURT!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "But Kit-Kat. What about Keswick, the Chief, and the villains?"
"Fuck them!" Kitty sniffs as the audience laughs. "They can stay out in the woods for eternity for all I care! Let's go back to camp now!"
"Yeah!" Mini Devon started. "Let's go!"
"Then we can take these fucks off to the city jail too!" Mini Karey added.
"Yeah, mini me." Karey said.
Then they all went back to the camping site to get Julie, Russell, the twins, & their things.
The very next day.
The main TUFF gang, Russell, Julie, & the twins was at Homey's Casino & Hotel enjoying the rest of their vacation. Kitty was meditating in the sauna along with Roz and Dudley.
"Ahhhhhhhh! It feels so good in here, sis!" Roz said.
"It sure is, sis!" Kitty said as she continues meditating.
"Oh yeah!" Dudley exclaims as he turns to Kitty. "So, Kit-Kat. When are we going to go shopping & get yogurt?"
Kitty then turns to him.
"Soon, Dudleykins." she said. "After I get done meditating."
"Okay!" Dudley said with a smile on his face as the audience laughs.
Roz then stands up.
"Alright. I'm ready to go shopping now!" she said.
Kitty turns to her.
"I'm ready too!" she started as she turns to Dudley. "Alright, Dudleykins. I'm ready. Let's get the twins & then we can go!"
"Oh yeah!" Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs.
Then they went to where everyone else were. Everyone were sitting in the hotel's pool relaxing.
"HAAAAAAAAAAA! Now, this is a vacation!" Karey said.
"Oh yeah!" Mini Dudley said. "This is quite nice!"
Then Kitty, Roz, & Dudley walks in.
"Hey, guys. Are you ready to go shopping now?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah!" Julie said.
"I know; I am, mommy!" Rhonda said.
"Oh yeah!" Devon started.
"I'm ready to check out one of their sports clothing store!" Russell said as he gets out of the pool and dries himself off.
"Okay. Let's go, then!" Kitty said.
Then everyone else gets out of the pool and went to get dressed. Brad takes a sniff.
"Whew! What smell like a dirty, wet diaper?" he asks as the audience laughs.
Kitty picks him up and takes a sniff.
"That's you, Brad." she said dryly as the audience laughs.
"Oh." Brad said. "I guess, I need a changing."
"You think!?" Rhonda said as the audience laughs.
Kitty went to change Brad right fast, as Dudley picks up Rhonda to put her clothes on.
Later on at Eddy's Pizza & Yogurt Parlor.
Everyone was enjoying themselves. They were sitting at a table maded for fourteen people. All of their shopping bags were sitting at an empty table next to them. They were eating some pizzas, calzones & salads along with some Homey Hollas to drink and some fruity yogurt for dessert. Devon took a bite from her pepperoni & sausage pizza.
"Mmmmm! This pizza is the shit!" she exclaims loudly. "This tastes just like Speedy Toni's pizza!"
"Yeah!" Russell added as he eats his quad pepperoni pizza with peppers. "I thought, this was going to taste like shit like the pizza from Pizza House! I'm glad, that it's not!"
"Yummy pizza for my tummy!" Brad exclaims as he eats a slice of pizza with some strawberry yogurt on it.
"Exquisite calzone!" Rhonda exclaims.
Brad sharply turns to her.
"STOP SAYING GIANT, SMART WORDS!" he shouted as the audience laughs.
"I'm loving this, Kitty!" Dudley said as he downs several pizzas with orange, raspberry, & cherry yogurt on it. "I'm glad, we got away from the stupid Chief and his camping shit!"
"Yeah!" Mini Karey said. "I hated being out there!"
"Me too!" Mini Kitty said. "I wonder, if any of those fucks returned to see us gone yet?"
It cuts away to Keswick, the Chief, & the villains.
They were really deep in the woods and were completely lost. Keswick & the Chief were trying to get the others on their wristcoms.
"Agent K-K-Katswell Puppy come in!" Keswick said to his communicator.
There was static.
"Agent Kitten come in!" the Chief shouted to his communicator.
There was static.
"Dammit! We're not getting anyone!" the Chief shouted.
Ricki then turns to Snaptrap and throws a punch into his ugly face. The audience laughs at this.
"HEY! Why you do that for!?" Snaptrap asks as he rolls his eyes stupidly.
"Because, this is all your fault!" Ricki shouted. "This was your stupid idea to go camping in the woods! I wanted us to take a vacation to a city with a five-star hotel, but no!"
"Yeah!" the Chameleon sniffs. "This fucking sucks!"
"Thanks for the vacation, Snaptrap!" Birdbrain sniffs angrily. "Next time, don't invite me!"
"Or me!" the Chameleon added.
"OR US!" the rest of DOOM said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Alright. Alright! Let's stop talking!" the Chief shouted. "I know a way to get out of here!"
Then he hops onto Keswick's head & took out a compass. The arrow points to the Northwest.
"Okay, Keswick." the Chief started. "Go to the Northwest!"
"R-R-Right!" Keswick said. "Follow me, e-e-e-everyone!"
Then Keswick started walking. Larry shoves Snaptrap.
"C'mon, dumbass!" Larry sniffs.
"Don't be pushing me!" bitched Snaptrap.
"Shut up, before I knock your ass out!" Ricki shouted as the audience laughs.
"Do you think, it's wise to be following you?" the Chameleon asked the Chief.
"Of course it's wise, Chameleon!" the Chief started. "I know exactly, where we're going! We're going to be back at the camping grounds in no time! Don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing!"
The camera then zooms out to show them walking further & deeper into the woods as it shows another city off in the northeast. The audience laughs.
"Who cares?" Roz sniffs as she eats her pizza as the audience laughs.
Dudley then turns to Kitty.
"I think; it's time to end the chapter now, Kit-Kat babycakes." he said.
"Matter of fact, Dudley." Kitty started. "It is!"
Then she clears her throat.
"This has been some chapter! Everything happened! Roz & I told ghost stories. Dumb Chief, Keswick & the villains got lost deep in the woods somewhere. Frasier & his killer hippie commune tried to defeat & kill us again, but lost. Roz & I did a great fighting scene against Frasier and won. We stayed at a five-star hotel in the city and did shopping." Kitty concluded.
"And now, we're eating pizza & yogurt!" Mini Dudley added as he eats a slice of pizza with yogurt on it as the audience laughs.
"That too, Mini Duds." Kitty said.
Then she turns to the camera.
"I hope you enjoyed this chapter!" she said. "Tune into the next chapter! It's going to be entertaining & great!"
Then everyone at the table did a frozen pose as the audience applaudes and the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.