The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3
The Day They Landed
Alright. In this chapter; some aliens crash lands down onto Earth. But these aren't ordinary aliens. These are the same type of aliens, that Keswick had sold Kitty's, Dudley's, & Roz's DNA to a couple years ago. These aliens adjust to life on planet Earth as they learn Earth's customs. These three aliens are kind of based on Lunerpet's Luna Alley character. Anyways. Enjoy. Sit back, relax, read, & review!
It was a pretty cool October evening in Petropolis. The leaves on the trees were changing colors and some of them were starting to fall. The sun had just set an hour ago and the some of the citizens were coming home from their jobs. But this isn't about them. It cuts to the Katswell-Puppy residence in DeLisle Park on the eastern side of Petropolis.
It shows Rhonda & Kitty on the second floor balcony of the house with a telescope. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them.
"It's so peaceful and quiet without the boys around." Rhonda said.
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Your brother & your father are having their father & son nights with each other. This gives us the female bounding night tonight!"
Then Peri walks up carrying two mugs of cocoa with marshmallows and some apple turnovers. The audience applaudes for her.
"So, how are things, you two?" she asks as Kitty takes a turnover.
"Things are perfect, Peri!" Kitty said. "We're just looking the stars through the telescope."
"That's nice!" Peri said.
"I hope to see a falling star!" Rhonda exclaims. "That would be neat!
"Yes it would, Rhonda!" Kitty said as she looks through the telescope. "The city looks so beautiful at night with all of the skyscrapers and buildings lit up."
"It looks so wonderful." Rhonda said as she sits down in her seat and started drinking some of her cocoa. "I wish, we can do this every night!"
"Oh yeah!" Peri said. "That way, I get paided even more on my overtime too!"
The audience laughs at this as Kitty smiles a bit.
"That would be something." she said as she took a sip of her cocoa. "You're making all that money, Peri."
"How about the next time when Brad & daddy go out on their father & son night. We meditate?" Rhonda suggested.
"That sounds like a great idea, Rhonda!" Kitty praised. "I like that sound of that!"
"Me too!" Peri added. "I haven't meditated for awhile."
"Okay, then." Kitty started. "We're going to do that next time, when Dudley & Brad have their father & son night next week."
"Yay!" Rhonda exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "I can't wait to try it!"
Kitty looks through the telescope again.
"Soon, Halloween will be here." she said as she looks at several houses. "Some people have their Halloween decorations up already! I can't believe it, that Halloween is almost here already! God! This has been fast year!"
"Yep! It sure has!" Peri said. "It almost seems like yesterday it was the twins' birthday!"
"Yeah!" Kitty said.
"So, are you going to take us out trick or treating this year, mommy?" Rhonda asks.
"Well, you're still too young, Rhonda sweetie." Kitty started. "But I'm planning on giving you kids some candy on Halloween though. Don't tell Brad or he'll be going through my things in my room looking for it."
"Okay, mom!" Rhonda said.
"Maybe next year, we'll take you both trick-or treating." Kitty said.
"Okay!" Rhonda said as she eats an apple turnover. "Can I look through the telescope now, please?"
"Sure, Rhonda." Kitty said as she sets the telescope down to Rhonda's level. "Here you go, sweetie."
Rhonda looks at the house next door through the telescope.
"Oooh! Looks like the house next door have been sold!" she said. "Looks like, we're going to get new neighbors soon!"
Then she turns the telescope into the air and looks through it again.
"Well, I see a bright star, mommy!" Rhonda cheers loudly.
"That's great, Rhonda!" Kitty said as she went over to her. "You're seeing your very first star!"
Rhonda steps aside and Kitty looks through the telescope.
"Yeah. That is a bright star!" she said. "Peri! You have to see this bright star!"
"Is it that bright?" Peri asks as she walks over to them.
"Yeah!" Kitty said as she steps aside. "Take a look!"
So, Peri looks through the telescope.
"It is that bright!" she exclaims.
"What the chances of that star is a falling star?" Rhonda wonders outloud. "That would be cool & neat!"
"Indeed, Rhonda!" Kitty said. "Then you would be famous!"
"Famous!" Rhonda said with a smile on her face as the audience laughs.
"You'll be the most famous 1yr. old in Petropolis, ever since the ugliest 1yr. old." Peri said as the audience laughs.
"Whatever happened to the ugliest 1yr. old?" Rhonda asks.
"He's Snaptrap." Kitty said as the audience laughs. "I am not surprised by that! Anyways, let's continue shall we?"
"Yes. Let's!" Rhonda said.
Then the three females continue looking through the telescope & having fun with each other.
At Mario & Luigi's Pizzeria.
Dudley, Brad, & Rabies were having themselves some meat lover's pizzas & some pop.
"What is this pizza place, daddy?" Brad asks as he eats a pizza slice.
"This is Mario & Luigi's Pizzeria, Brad." Dudley said. "This is the pizza place that me & your mother, your aunt, your godmother & godfather used to eat at until we discovered Speedy Toni's."
"That's kind of weird that Toni darlink's place would be closed up." Rabies said as he eats a slice of pizza. "It's been closed up for several weeks now."
"I hope, she isn't sick and isn't stuck in bed." Brad said. "I would miss her delicious pizza. A lot!"
"I don't think she's in bed sick, Brad." Dudley said.
"Where is she then?" Brad asks innocently.
"I don't know." Dudley said as the audience laughs. "Just eat your pizza, Brad."
Then a fox girl with black hair wearing a red, green, & white shirt. A black hat with a red 'M' & a green 'L' and black Nikes walks up.
"Are you three enjoying your pizzas?" she asks.
"We sure are, Nicole!" Dudley said as he ate another slice of pizza. "We sure are!"
"I haven't seen you three in here before." Nicole started. "Are you guys new?"
"Net!" Rabies started. "We've eaten in here before, Nicole darlink. We used to eat Mario & Luigi's pizza all of the time."
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Before Speedy Toni's opened."
"This is my first time here." Brad said.
"Really?" Nicole asked. "So, how do you like our pizza?"
"It tastes delicious!" Brad exclaims with a smile on his face as the audience laughs.
"That's great to hear!" Nicole said as she gives Dudley the check. "Here's your check, sir."
Dudley looks at the check.
"Not too bad." he said as he took out his wallet.
"I've been enjoyink this evenink, Agent Puppy brother." Rabies said. "It's been the most interestingk evenink that I had for awhile now."
"That's good to know, Rabies brother!" Dudley said as he took out the money from his wallet. "Wait till the next place that we're going to next!"
"Where are we going, daddy?" Brad asks.
"We're going out to get some ice cream!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.
"OH BOY!" Brad exclaims loudly with a wide smile on his face as the audience laughs. "I LOVE ICE CREAM!"
"ME TOO!" Rabies exclaims. "LET'S GO & GET ICE CREAM NOW!"
"Alright!" Dudley said as he puts down the cash for the check. "Let's go!"
Then they each grabbed a pizza box and started to leave. Nicole then walks up to the table and takes the check & cash.
"You three have a great night now!" she said.
"You too!" Rabies said.
Then the three dogs get into Dudley's old TUFF moblie and they speed off into the night.
Sometime later.
The citizens of Petropolis were tucked away in their beds fast asleep. All except Rhonda & Brad. They were wide awake in their crib. Brad sits up.
"Rhonda. Are you still awake?" he asks.
Rhonda looks over at him.
"Yeah, Brad." she said. "What's wrong?"
"I'm hungry." Brad said as his stomach rumbles loudly as the audience laughs. "I sure can go for a midnight snack."
"I'm thirsty & hungry too, Brad!" Rhonda said as she sat up. "Let's go get ourselves some midnight eats!"
"Do we need mommy or daddy to come in here and get us out of the crib?" Brad asks.
"No we don't." Rhonda said as she walks over to the edge of the crib. "We can just get out of the crib."
Then she takes off the latch for the crib and the end slides down to the floor.
"Alright, Bradley. Let's go!" Rhonda said.
Brad nods and then follows her out of the room and into the kitchen. Brad opens up the refrigerator. Rhonda takes out some juice boxes, an apple, and some fudge brownies and Brad took out a box of leftover pizza & some juice boxes. They both sit down at the kitchen table and started eating their midnight snacks.
"Mmmmmm! This pizza tastes delicious even when it's leftovers!" Brad exclaims happily.
"I bet it does!" Rhonda said as she eats her apple.
Then the lights turn on in the kitchen. The twins turn to see it was Dudley. Dudley walks in with his eyes closed. He walks over to the refrigerator and opens it. He takes out a pizza box and a can of Homey Holla. He opens up the both of them and took a bite from a slice of pizza & took a sip of Homey Holla. He looks at the twins.
"Hey kids." Dudley started. "I see, that you're having a midnight snack too, huh?"
"We sure are, daddy!" Brad said as he drinks his juice.
"Yeah!" Rhonda said.
"That's good, kids." Dudley said sleepily. "There's nothing strange about a couple of a year old twins sitting at the kitchen table having themselves a midnight snack. There's definitely nothing strange about that."
The audience laughs as Brad take a glance at Rhonda. She shrugs her shoulders.
"Nighty night." Dudley said as he turns off the kitchen light and takes his pizza & soda back to his room.
"Night night, daddy!" the twins said in unison as they continue eating as the audience laughs.
Rhonda turns to Brad.
"Let's continue our midnight snacks shall we, Brad?" she asks as she eats her brownies.
"Yeah, Rhonda!" Brad said. "Let us shall!"
Then the twins continue eating their snacks.
Meanwhile somewhere up in space.
It shows a medium-sized alien spaceship with the typical lights and the like on it. It now shows the inside of the ship and there was three aliens sitting down in seats. There were two green alien cat girls and a blue alien dog. The blue alien dog was wearing just a black shirt. He turns to one of the green alien cat girls.
"What are we doing, Commander X-91502303?" he asks. "I'm so fucking bored!"
Then the green alien cat girl turns to him. She looks exactly like Kitty.
"We're out on a mission, K-9 assistant X-08249132." Commander X-91502303 started. "For Mars."
Then the second green alien cat girl turns to K-9 assistant X-08249132. She was different from the first alien cat girl. She had fiery red hair and black eyes. She looks exactly like Roz.
"Yeah!" she started. "We're collecting data & specimens from the moon to see, if it can support any life."
"Why, Commander X-91513304?" K-9 assistant X-08249132 asks stupidly. "What's wrong with Mars?"
"There's nothing wrong with Mars, K-9 assistant." Commander X-91513304 started. "We're doing this in the name of science!"
"Yeah!" Commander X-91502303 said as she presses a button. "Science is power!"
"Can I at least do something!?" K-9 assistant X-08249132 begs stupidly as the audience laughs as he runs over to some controls. "Huh!? Can I!? Can I!? Please!? Oh, come on!"
"No." Commander X-91502303 said sternly. "Now, sit down."
Then K-9 assistant X-08249132 sits back down into his seat angry. He starts to pout and change colors.
"This isn't fair!" he sniffs angrily. "They wouldn't let me press a button & do something! Hmmph! Wait till the K-10's find out about this!"
Commander X-91502303 & Commander X-91513304 sighs & rolls their eyes in disgust from K-9 assistant's pouting and sulking.
"Alright! Alright! Fine." Commander X-91502303 sighs. "You may help."
"HOORAY!" K-9 assistant cheers happily & loudly as the audience laughs. "You both will be so proud of me for helping!"
Then he runs back over to the control panel and started pressing some buttons mindlessly & randomly.
"You two will be so happy!" K-9 assistant exclaims. "I will finally be promoted to be a K-10! And you two will be promoted & get paided more also!"
Then alarms started alarming loudly as red lights started flashing in the ship. Commanders X-91502303 & X-91513304 urgently pressing buttons on the front control panel trying to regain control of the ship. Commander X-91502303 turns to her twin sister.
"Oh fuck! He just destroyed the engines!" she shouted.
"And he also destroyed the communication radio & radar system!" Commander X-91513304 shouted. "We're going to crash!"
Commander X-91502303 frowns angrily at the K-9 assistant. K-9 smiles weakly and shrugs his shoulders at her.
"Whoops." he said as the audience laughs at his stupidity.
Commander X-91513304 grabs the controls for the ship.
"The steering controls still work!" she said.
"That's great!" Commander X-91502303 said as she took out a small personal device and started pressing buttons. "Prepare to crash land on Earth. Petropolis, California!"
"Petropolis, California?" K-9 assistant repeated. "Isn't that the place, where the creator & the donors of our DNA's live?"
"Yeah!" Commander X-91502303 said. "That's the place. We also rescued them from being orbited into the sun a few Earth years back."
"We did?" K-9 assistant asks. "I don't remember that."
"This happened while you were still being processed and learning through the ropes in K-10 training." Commander X-91502303 said as she turns back to Commander X-91513304. "Alright, sis. You land us down perfectly."
"Right!" Commander X-91513304 said as she steers the spaceship.
She steers the ship gracefully & carefully through the trees and power lines. She swerves passed buildings. The spaceship passes by the Chief's house. The Chief was still wide awake and was smoking some weed when he sees the spaceship flew pass.
"Whoa! I just saw a martian spaceship!" he exclaims loudly. "Whoa! This is some shit, man!"
Then he looks at the weed he was smoking.
"I think, I should stop smoking this shit!" the Chief said as he tosses away the weed and walks away. He quickly returns and picks up the weed. He takes a huge puff. "What am I kidding!?"
The audience laughs at this.
Commander X-91513304 steers the spaceship through the city, until it reaches DeLisle Park. She turns to her sister.
"We're about to make contact, sis!" she exclaims.
Then Commander X-91502303 tied herself down into her chair and she turns to K-9 assistant.
"K-9 assistant. Belt yourself down!" she started. "This is going to be quite rough & bumpy!"
"Okay, Commander X-91502303!" K-9 assistant said as he gets into his seat and straps himself in.
Commander X-91513304 crash lands the spaceship right into Bunker's yard. The entire block shakes violently as dust flew everywhere.
It cuts to the Bunkers fast asleep in their bed. The entire house shakes. Bunker's wife; Edith moans in her sleep and turns away from Bunker.
"No. Not tonight, Archie." she said sleepily as the audience laughs.
Bunker immediately sits up and turns to her.
"Excuse you, Edith eh?" he said offendedly as the audience laughs.
It cuts back to the inside of the spaceship. Commander X-91513304 unbuckles her seat beat and turns to her two partners.
"Crash landing, completed!" she started. "And safely too!"
"Affirmative." Commander X-91502303 said as she unbuckles herself from her seat. She scrolled through her small portable personal device and presses some more buttons. "According to Earth facts. There is oxygen here. So, we don't need to use oxygen tanks."
Commander X-91513304 takes out her own small portable personal device and starts scrolling through it also.
"And there is also H2o here too!" she said.
"What's H2o?" K-9 assistant asks.
"You know?" Commander X-91502303 asks. "That blue stuff that you drink. They call it water here."
"Oh!" K-9 assistant said. "That! So, what is it called here? H2o or water?"
Commander X-91513304 scrolls through her portable device.
"It's called; H2o. The scientific term." she started. "The normal term is called; water and the one of the Earth languages; Spanish also calls it; aqua."
"Okay." K-9 assistant said. "So, what is the language here?"
Commander X-91502303 scrolls through her portable device.
"Petropolis, California. English is spoken by 85% of the population here." she said. "And this is the language we're speaking right now. 10% of the population speaks Spanish and 5% of the population speaks other languages."
"Except for us." Commander X-91513304 started. "We both speak 122 dialects which both of our Earth DNA donators speak in."
"Alright." K-9 assistant said.
"Alright, everyone." Commander X-91502303 started. "Get your weapons and let's leave the ship and find a temporary headquarters for us, until the spaceship gets repaired."
"Affirmative!" Commander X-91513304 & K-9 assistant saluted.
Then Commander X-91502303 presses a button and the door to the spaceship opens and they cautiously walk out of the ship. They look around their new surroundings. Commander X-91502303 then sees the Katswell-Puppy house.
"There!" she exclaims. "That's going to be our new temporary headquarters!"
"It looks nice!" Commander X-91513304 said. "Let's go!"
Then the three aliens runs up to the Katswell-Puppy house. They see a window open just a crack.
"There's a window open!" Commander X-91513304 said as she points to the window.
"Let's go through it!" K-9 assistant said as he opens up the window wider.
The three aliens go into the house.
Later that morning.
The sun was starting to rise over the city. The sun was shining on the twins' faces. Brad had woke up first.
"Huh?" he said as he sat up and turned to Rhonda. "Wake up, Rhonda. It's morning."
"Not now, mommy." Rhonda said still asleep as the audience laughs. "Just two more hours, please?"
Brad then shakes her awake.
"Come on, Rhonda." he said. "Wake up."
Rhonda wakes up and stretches.
"God! That was some sleep!" she said. "So, Brad. Do you want to go to mommy's & daddy's room and wake them up?"
"Sure, Rhonda." Brad said. "Just as long, they're not naked in bed again. Just like the last time."
"That was embarrassing." Rhonda said as she takes off the latch for the crib and the end comes down. "Let's go!"
Before the twins can get out of the crib; they hear the shower running.
"Sounds like they're already awake." Rhonda said.
"So, are we still going to go in there?" Brad asks.
"Of course we are, Brad." Rhonda said as she gets out of the crib. "We are their children after all. They should expect us."
Brad follows her and the twins walked to the bathroom. The twins enter the bathroom and they see the shower curtain closed and the shower was running. They also heard humming. Rhonda turns & looks at Brad and Brad nods with a smile on his face. Then they sneaked up to the shower curtain and each took a side of the curtain.
"Ready?" Brad asks.
"Yes!" Rhonda replies.
"Good." Brad started. "On the count of three; we pull the curtain open! Ready?"
"Yeah!" Rhonda replies.
"Okay." Brad said. "1., 2.,...uh...what comes after two, Rhonda?"
Rhonda rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.
"Three, Brad." she said.
"Thanks, Rhonda!" Brad said. "Three!"
Then they both pull the shower curtain open and there standing there was a wet & naked Commander X-91502303. The green alien cat screamed loudly as did as the twins.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Commander X-91502303 screams.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" the twins screamed.
"What's going on in here, sister?" Commander X-91513304 asks as she & K-9 runs into the bathroom.
"Yeah." K-9 asks as he looks at the twins. "And who are these guys?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the twins screamed loudly.
"What's wrong!?" Kitty asks as she & Dudley runs into the bathroom to tend to the babies.
"Yeah. What's wrong?" Dudley asks.
Kitty looks at the three aliens. She taps Dudley on the shoulder.
"Um, Dudley. Do you see, what I see?" she asks.
"Yeah." Dudley replies. "I see those alien versions of us, that Keswick had given our DNA to a few years ago!"
"Hey, Commander X-91502303." K-9 started. "It's our Earth donors!"
"What are you guys doing here?" Kitty asks as she gives Commander 91502303 a towel to dry herself off with.
"We were out on a mission for Mars." Commander X-91502303 started. "Things were going perfectly, until K-9 assistant here started to screw around with the control panel of our spaceship. Everything malfunctioned in the ship, causing us to crash land on your planet."
"Oh." Kitty said. "Are you guys able to go back to your planet?"
"I don't think so." Commander X-91513304 replied. "The ship's entire tech is all fried! And they can only be repaired by Mars' own devices, which Earth can't simply fix."
"Well, that sucks." Dudley said.
"Who are these guys, mommy?" Brad asks Kitty.
"They're alien versions of mommy, daddy, & Auntie Rozzie!" Rhonda said.
"But how did they get turned into aliens?" Brad asks again.
"Well, Brad." Kitty started. "Keswick thought it was a good idea to sell our DNA to some aliens a few years ago, so he can become the ruler of Earth."
"Ruler of Earth?" Brad asks. "Can that be even possible?"
"No, Brad." Rhonda said. "It can't."
"Anyways." Kitty continues. "Did you guys crash landed near here?"
"Yep!" Commander X-91513304 said. "We crash landed at a house that had what you Earthlings called; a Flag out on front of it & a giant lake of water in the back."
Kitty & Dudley look at each other with sly smiles as the audience laughs.
"Bunker's house." Kitty said. "If I was you guys, I would avoid him at all costs."
"Why?" K-9 asks.
"Because, this dude is annoying as shit!" Dudley started. "He's a bigoted dickhead."
"Ha! Dickhead!" Brad repeated as he laughs and so does the audience laughs.
"Bradley. Language." Kitty said sternly.
Then she turns her attention back to the aliens.
"And I bet, he's sure to judge the living hell out of you guys." Kitty said. "So, do you guys have a place to stay?"
"Well, we were planning on making this place our quarters." Commander X-91502303 stated.
"Yeah!" K-9 exclaims. "It looks pretty nice & cozy."
"Well, this is our house." Kitty started. "Our home. There really isn't any room for you guys to hide out."
The three aliens put their heads down in disappointment.
"Awww." they said.
"Hey, Kit-Kat. Isn't there a few houses for sale in the neighborhood?" Dudley asks. "Also including the house that's for sale next to us and the house behind us?"
"Well, the house next to us is already sold, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "But the house behind ours isn't! But someone might suspect something, if they see the lights on in the house. So, I guess they will have to stay here."
Before the aliens can reply. Rhonda turns to them.
"What are your names?" she asks.
The three aliens turned to her.
"My name is Commander X-91502303." said Commander X-91502303.
"My name is Commander X-91513304." said Commander X-91513304. "I'm the twin sister of Commander X-91502303, except I have fiery red hair."
"And I'm K-9 assistant X-08249132 !" K-9 assistant said happily.
"Okay?" Rhonda said.
"Do you guys have any regular names?" Dudley asks. "Down here on Earth, we Earthlings have regular names. Like; I'm Dudley Puppy. See?"
"Well, no." Commander X-91502303 said. "We would always be called by our rank & number back on Mars."
"Oh." Dudley said.
Commander X-91513304 starts thinking as she looks at herself in the mirror. She smiles as she comes up with an idea.
"I got it! I'll be called; Fire!" she said as she points to her fiery red hair. "Because, I have fiery red hair!"
"That's nice, Fire!" Kitty said with a smile on her face.
"I always kind of like the Earth name; Raquel." started Commander X-91502303. "It sounds very exotic! So, I'll be called; Raquel!"
"Okay. Raquel it is!" Kitty said.
"What about alien daddy?" Brad asks as he pointed at K-9. "He needs a name too."
Kitty then looks at K-9.
"How about Jason?" she suggested.
"Nah." K-9 said.
"How about Fred?" Dudley suggested.
"Nope." K-9 said.
Rhonda then comes up with a name.
"How about Joe?" she suggested.
"I like it!" K-9 exclaims loudly. "K-9 Joe!"
Rhonda smiles at him.
"That may work too." she said as the audience laughs.
"Alright. K-9 Joe it is!" Kitty said happily as she turns to Dudley. "Dudleykins. Can you take our three visitors into the living room? I need to start my shower for the day."
"Right, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he saluted and turned to the aliens & the twins. "C'mon, guys. Let's go to the living room now."
"That's my room!" Fire said as the audience laughs.
"That's our living room, Fire." Dudley said. "I'll show you all what's in there. C'mon!"
Then he, the aliens, & the twins walk to the living room as Kitty washed out the shower and restarted it again. She took off her robe and then got into the shower with a new washcloth & soap.
A bit later.
The family was having breakfast in the living room & was watching TV. Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe were looking at the breakfast that the family was eating as well as the TV.
"You get to eat bacon, eggs, toast, hash browns, orange juice, & coffee with a lot of milk?" Raquel asks Kitty as Kitty took a sip of her milk-coffee.
"Yeah!" Kitty replies. "Don't you guys have food like this on Mars?"
"Yeah." Fire started. "But that's only for the K-9 assistants & their superiors K-10s. We commanders take a tablet called; Nutrition Pill. We have to take them 20 times a day."
"Wow. That sucks." Brad said. "I would hate to take pills twenty times a day and not eat!"
"I would hate that too!" K-9 Joe said as he was downing some hash browns. "Lucky, that I'm a K-9 assistant! These Earth hash browns are awesome and so is this show on this primitive broadcast box!"
It shows Al Bundy on the TV talking about something.
"Oh geez, Peg. I just came home from work!" he said in an annoyed voice. "All I want is a hot dinner prepared, not to have sex with you, the kids out of the house, you dead, a better job, you dead, a better life & house, you dead, a sexy model who walks around the house in her bikini, and did I mentioned; that I want you dead?"
The TV audience woos & laughs at this.
"Shut up, shoe salesman Al." Peg bitched as the audience laughs. "That's what you ever do is complain. Complain. Complain. Complain. You don't see me complaining, do you? I have the easy life! I stay home and watch TV all day."
"The only thing that you complain about is, reaching the remote after eating bon-bons all day." Bundy said slyly as the TV audience laughs.
"Al!" Peg started. "You stink!"
"And your fat mom wears the equator as a belt." Al said as he took out a shotgun and shoves it into Peg's mouth as the TV audience woos & laughs. He then pulls the trigger and blows out Peg's brains. "And now, I'm free! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Then the TV audience hoots & hollers.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! This Bundy dude sure is funny!" K-9 Joe laughs. "He hates that red-haired creature that sits on the Earth couch all day and watches crappy Earth talk shows!"
"Al Bundy is the best!" Dudley said.
Raquel turns to Kitty.
"So, Earth Donor. You're going to the TUFF place, where our creator; Keswick works at?" she asks.
"Yes." Kitty replies. "Don't call me; Earth Donor, please Raquel? It sounds very disturbing. Call me Kitty."
"Alright then, Kitty." Raquel said.
Kitty turns to her.
"You guys will have to lay down flat on your backs in the back of the new TUFF moblie." she said. "And we have to sneak you guys into the headquarters without being noticed."
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Aliens being on Earth would make anyone famous if they're interviewed."
"Or they would get turned in to by the government." Rhonda added.
"Yeah. That too." Dudley said. "Thanks, Rhonda!"
"So, are we going to get jobs at TUFF?" Fire asks.
"Maybe." Dudley said as the doorbell rings. "Are you guys good at tech?"
Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe laughs uncontrollably as the audience laughs.
"Of course we are!" Raquel laughs. "Our tech is light-years ahead of your Earthlings' tech!"
Kitty answers the door and there standing there was Peri.
"Peri! Come on in!" she said. "Right away!"
"Sure!" Peri said as she walks in & Kitty locks the door behind her. "What's happening..."
She sees Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe sitting on the couch.
"AHHHHHHHHH! ALIENS!" Peri screams before Kitty puts a hand over her mouth.
"Peri. D'you remember the time when I told you about how Keswick gave Dudley's, Roz's, & my DNAs to some aliens?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Peri replies. "I remember. Are they here to take over the planet?"
"No." Kitty said. "They're peaceful. Their spaceship crash landed and now they're stranded here on Earth. So, they're going to be staying here for awhile and they're going to get jobs at TUFF."
"Oh. Okay then." Peri said.
Kitty turns to Dudley & the aliens.
"Alright, guys. It's time go to TUFF now." she said.
Raquel turns to K-9 Joe.
"Alright, K-9 Joe." she started. "Now don't do anything silly or some crap like that. Understood?"
"Yes, Raquel!" K-9 Joe said as he saluted.
So Peri gave Kitty & Dudley their lunches and Kitty grabs the car keys.
"Okay. Let's go, guys!" she said as she turns back to Peri & the twins. "Peri. Make sure that you don't tell anyone about our three new friends and don't answer the door if any news reporters or anyone from the government comes by. Got it?"
"I got it, Mrs. Kitty." Peri said.
"And we won't say a thing!" Rhonda said as she turns to Brad. "Isn't that right, Brad?"
"Yeah." Brad said. "I won't say a word to anyone, except Rhonda."
Kitty smiles at him as the audience laughs.
"That's my boy!" she said as she turns & walks towards the new TUFF moblie. "C'mon guys. Get into the back seat."
The three aliens lay down in the back seat and Kitty goes to the driver's seat. She starts up the car and speeds off to the TUFF headquarters.
At TUFF HQ sometime later.
Roz, Karey, & their minis were in the break room talking about some things. The audience woos, whistles, & applaudes for them.
"So, whatelse happened, Rozzie?" Karey asks Roz.
"Well then." Roz started. "Then the guy runs away from me with my chill & cheese sauce loaded chili dog. I started chase and I caught up to him! I took back my chili dog loaded with extra chili & cheese and I started beating the living hell out of him! After I did that, I arrested his ass for committing a 549!"
"A 549?" Mini Karey asks. "What does that mean?"
"549 means the theft of an officer's chili & cheese dog/donut/sandwich/pizza/taco." Roz said as the audience laughs. "Imagine if I had a donut and he stole that. It would've been the end of him!"
"So, how many 549's actually happened, Rozzie?" Devon asks as she & the rest of the minis walk into the break room now and the audience applaudes for them. "When you was still on the SWAT team & police force?"
Roz turns to her.
"There was about twenty million per year, Devon." she replies.
"Damn!" Karey started. "That's a whole shitload of alot! Was criminals & people were really that stupid?"
Roz nods.
"Yeah!" she said as the audience laughs.
Then Kitty, Dudley, & the three aliens walk in now. Mini Kitty turns to them.
"Hey there, Regular me." she greeted. "Who are those guys behind you? One of them look just like me."
"These are our alien versions of ourselves, that Keswick created a few years ago, mini me." Kitty said.
"They crash landed sometime earlier this morning." added Dudley. "And now, they're stranded here on Earth."
"Yes we are." Fire said. "And now, we're looking for jobs here at TUFF so we can buy an empty house by Kitty's & Dudley's house."
"So, what kind of jobs are you three looking for?" Karey asks. "Maybe, you three can be field agents?"
"We were hoping to be in charge of the mechanics & techs of TUFF." Raquel said. "Like in the science department or along the lines of that."
"How great are you three in science & tech?" Roz asks as she gives Fire her gun. "Here. Try to do something with this."
The three aliens looked at Roz's gun and then they started taking it apart. Mini Roz looks over at her regular.
"Are you sure that's a wise idea for them to do that, regular me?" she asks. "They may tear it up and might not repair it."
"Don't worry, mini me." started Roz. "I have faith in them. They can fix it up!"
Fire gives Roz back her gun all re-assembled.
"Here you go, Earth Roz." she started. "Here's your gun! Try it out!"
Roz aims her gun at a background poser agent who was getting himself a soda from the vending machine. She pulls the trigger and a ray shoots out of it and it hits the background poser. The background poser immediately turns into ash. The audience laughs at this.
"Ow!" he said as the audience laughs.
"Wow! That is really something!" Roz exclaims. "Damn! You guys are really good! I think, you should get a job in the tech & science department!"
"Yeah!" Devon said. "Hell, you probably replace ole Keswick!"
"Hopefully!" Mini Dudley added as the audience laughs.
Kitty turns to Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe.
"Alright, guys. Let's go to the Chief's office now." she started. "Maybe, he'll give you three some jobs here."
"Yeah!" Dudley said.
"Alright." Raquel said softly.
Then they went to the Chief's office as Mini Roz started sweeping up the background poser's ashes off the floor. She throws the background poser agent's ashes into the trash chute.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" he hollers as the audience laughs.
"Did I do a good job, regular me?" she asks Roz.
"You didn't do a good job, mini me." Roz said as she opens up a bottle of 'Homey's Sparkling Water'.
"Oh." Mini Roz said.
"You did a great job on dumping that useless background poser agent's ashes into the trash, mini me!" Roz said as she takes a sip from the dark blue sparkling water bottle as the audience laughs.
Mini Roz smiles widely as the audience laughs.
In the Chief's office.
Kitty & Dudley was in the office along with the aliens. Kitty was explaining everything to the Chief. The Chief was thinking about something.
"Okay, Agent Katswell-Puppy." he said as he looks through some papers. "But at this time; we don't have any openings in the science & tech department right now or even in the field agent department. There's some openings in the food serving department though."
Then there was an explosion heard as the entire headquarters shook.
"What the hell was that?!" K-9 Joe asks as he hid underneath his chair as the audience laughs.
Then three people walked in with burned & tattered clothes.
"We quit!" said one of them.
"We're tired of working for Keswick!" said the second worker. "We're always getting blown up from his malfunctioning inventions!"
"And he always makes miscalculations!" sniffed the first worker.
"Give us our checks now." said the third worker.
The Chief nods in agreement and took out a checkbook and starts signing them. He gives them their checks and the three people walk out.
"Well, looks like there's three new openings that have just been found in the science & tech department!" the Chief said as the audience laughs. "Looks like, you three aliens have the jobs!"
The three aliens smile widely as Keswick walks into the office now.
"D-D-Dammit! Those are the w-w-worst assistants, that I ever h-h-had!" he sniffs angrily. "I need some new a-a-assistants, that's not going to c-c-complain & b-b-b-bitch!" Keswick sniffs as he sees the three aliens. "Oh. H-H-Hello. Why do you look so f-f-familiar?"
"Because, you created us a few years ago." Raquel said.
"Oh." Keswick said. "I r-r-remember that. Too bad things didn't work out for that P-P-Planet Keswick thing as I expected."
"It's a good thing that it didn't!" Fire started. "Our race had taken over the previous weaker race on Mars and maded it our own with updated technology & superior muscle & strength!"
The Chief turns to Keswick.
"Keswick! These three aliens are going to be your brand new assistants!" he shouted as he took out three badges.
"Okay, s-s-sir." Keswick said.
The Chief turns to Raquel.
"So, what are your guys' names?" he asks.
"My name is Raquel." Raquel said.
"My name is Fire." Fire replies.
"And my name is K-9 Joe." K-9 Joe finished.
"Okay." the Chief said as he written down their names. "That's it? You don't have any last names?"
"Yeah." Raquel said. "My last name is; Astro-Hunter."
"Mine's Astro-Rare Mercury." Fire said.
"And my last name is Simpson-Griffin-Hill-Rodman." K-9 Joe said nervously as the audience laughs.
"Okay." the Chief said as he written down their last names. "So your names are; Raquel Astro-Hunter. Fire Astro-Rare Mercury & K-9 Joe Simpson-Griffin-Hill-Rodman."
"Yeah!" the three aliens said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Okay!" the Chief said as he turns to Keswick. "Keswick. Take these three aliens & give them their introductions and shit like that for TUFF."
Then the Chief give the three aliens their badges & rule books.
"Agents; Astro-Hunter, Astro-Rare Mercury and Simpson-Griffin-Hill-Rodman." he started. "Welcome to the Turbo Undercover Fighting Force!"
"I thought it was TUFF, Commander X-91502303?" K-9 Joe said cluelessly as the audience laughs. "Not Turbo Undercover Fighting Force."
"That's what it means, K-9 Joe." Raquel said. "And the name's Raquel by the way. So call me that for now on. That's an order."
"And you call me Fire." Fire added. "That's also an order."
"Right, Raquel & Fire!" K-9 Joe said as he saluted.
"Alright guys. F-F-Follow me." Keswick said to the alien trio.
Then the alien trio follows Keswick to his lab. The Chief turns to Kitty & Dudley.
"So, those three aliens are staying with you two?" he asks.
"Yeah." Kitty started. "The Astro trio is staying with us for now."
"We're keeping them away from the media & the government also, Chief!" Dudley added.
"Well, that's great!" the Chief said. "It's a good thing to keep this under the covers, so the news companies, PIB, or the FBI won't get smart & get onto this! Now, you two get back to work now!"
"Right Chief!" Kitty & Dudley said as they saluted and they went back to their cubicals.
The Chief turns in his chair and started thinking.
"Hmmm? If I tell the media about these three aliens, I can get a whole shitload of money & I can retire from this crap job!" he thought to himself as dollar signs danced in his eyes. "Yeah! Matter of fact, I'll do that!"
Then he gets on his intercom.
"Julie! Cancel any calls, that's coming into my office." he said. "And call all of the news companies in Petropolis too."
"Okay, Herbert." Julie said through the intercom. "Do you also want me to cancel your lunch and dinner with the IRS auditor & meter maid union?"
"Yes." the Chief said. "Cancel that shit!"
"Alright, Herbert." Julie started. "But they're going to be angry with you, again."
"I don't care!" the Chief sniffs. "This is more important!"
"Okay." Julie said. "I'll get on that."
"Alright." the Chief said. "And tell me, when the news companies arrives also!"
"Alright, Herbert." Julie said.
Then the feed is cut and the intercom turns off. The Chief turns back in his chair with dollar signs in his eyes.
"Ahhhh! I am going to be so rich and famous!" he said as he started drooling a bit as the dollar signs danced in his eyes again and the audience laughs. "And those three aliens are going help me achieve that fame too!"
Later.
It was lunch time now and many of the agents were getting their lunches and were doing their own thing, because of the low crime that the city was having right now. It shows; Kitty, Dudley, & Roz in the break room having their lunches along with Karey, Devon & the minis and some background poser agents. The alien trio was also in there.
Raquel & Fire were wearing some white lab coats over their clothes and they also had some black thin-framed glasses. Raquel had her hair in a ponytail. K-9 Joe also was wearing a white lab coat. Anyways, the alien cats were looking at Kitty's, Dudley's, & Roz's lunches which consisted of; a large pepperoni & ham pizza, several large meat & cheese subs & several large hard and soft beef tacos. The aroma from the food went into Raquel's & Fire's noses.
"That Earth food smell so; astounding sis!" Raquel said.
"Yeah. It does!" Fire said as she licks her lips. "But would it hurt to ask them, if we can have some?"
"But we have to take our nutrition pill, sis." Raquel said as she took out her pill keeper. "Or we'll..."
"Or what?" Fire asks.
Raquel then thinks about it.
"Well, I don't know." she admitted. "They never said what would happen, if we didn't take our nutrition Pill or eat K-10's-like food."
"Well, what are we waiting for, sis?" Fire asks. "We're residents of planet Earth now. Those nutrition pills will run out eventually. So, we might as well get accustomed to eating the Earth food."
Then she turns to Roz.
"Earth Roz. Can I have some of those things that you're eating?" Fire asks.
"Sure." Roz said as she gives Fire four of her tacos. "And the name's Roz, Fire."
"Okay, Roz." Fire said as she picks up the taco. "Thanks!"
She takes a bite from the taco and starts chewing as Raquel looks on. Fire makes a sort of faces. The audience laughs at this.
"So, how does it taste, sis?" Raquel asks.
"It tastes..." Fire said as she chews & swallows.
A wide smile spreads across her face as the audience laughs.
"Quite exquisite!" Fire exclaims loudly. "This Earth food is exquisite!"
She turns to Roz.
"What is this thing called, Roz?" she asks.
"That's called a hard-shelled taco, Fire." Roz said as she takes a bite from her soft-shell taco. "It's loaded with lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese, spicy taco sauce. The meat can be; ground beef with taco seasoning. Shredded chicken with taco seasoning. Steak with taco seasoning and fish with taco seasoning. My personal favorites are ground beef with taco seasoning and shredded chicken with taco seasoning. Sounds like you're enjoyed it!"
"Mmmmmmm! I do!" Fire exclaims happily.
"That's good!" Roz said.
Raquel turns to Kitty.
"Can I have some of that?" she asks.
"Sure, Raquel." Kitty said as she gives her some of her pizza. "I hope, you enjoy it!"
"Okay, Kitty." Raquel said as she picks up the pizza slice. "Thanks!"
Then she puts the pizza slice up to her lips and takes a bite from it. She starts chewing for a bit as Fire looks on at her.
"Well, sis? How does it taste?" she asks.
Raquel swallows the food that was in her mouth.
"This is quite delicious!" Raquel exclaims loudly with a wide smile spread across her face as the audience laughs. "What is this thing called, Kitty?"
"It's called a pizza, Raquel." Kitty said.
"A pizza." Raquel said in awe. "Wow! What can you put on a pizza?"
"You can put a lot of things on a pizza, Raquel." Kitty said. "Like; cheese, peppers, mushrooms, ham, pepperoni, sausage, olives, & many other things."
"Wow! Really?" Raquel asks.
"Yeah!" Kitty exclaims. "Personally. My favorites are; pepperoni, ham, & cheese!"
"Wow! Now, that's really something!" Raquel said as she continues eating her pizza.
K-9 Joe was eating himself some chips and a background poser agent's lunch; which was a corn beef sandwich, potato chips, & a strawberry knish.
"Mmmmmmmmm! This is definitely the fucking best!" he exclaims as he eats his food. "It tastes so damn good!"
Then Agent Wolfenberg walks in and see K-9 Joe eating his lunch.
"Oy! What the hell are you doing eating my lunch!?" Wolfenberg shouted.
"Really? Was it?" K-9 Joe asks. "I didn't know it was your lunch, dude."
"My name is on the bag!" Wolfenberg said. "Oy! Well at least, I have some money to buy my lunch from the TUFF cafeteria. Today is Taco Salad Tuesday! Yeah!"
Then he runs off to the TUFF cafeteria. Kitty looks at Roz and she shrugs her shoulders. The audience laughs.
"So, how was your guys' day been going so far?" Kitty asks the three aliens.
"Our day has been going quite wonderful, Kitty!" Raquel said. "Keswick has been showing us around the labs."
"Yeah!" Fire said. "And we repaired several things before we came in here for lunch!"
"Keswick said they were his past inventions." K-9 Joe added quickly. "He didn't want us to touch the new things he invented yet. He's still working on them."
"Probably it's something, that's going to explode in our faces." Roz said as the audience laughs. "Like, always."
Devon turns to Karey.
"So, Karey. Are you so pumped up for our basketball season?" she asks.
"Hell yeah, Devon!" Karey said. "I'm ready to kick some ass!"
"Oh yeah!" Roz exclaims. "We're definitely ready! Especially, after winning the annual winter female basketball game against Melody's Mighty Mashers from back in February!"
"Yeah. We sure kick their asses!" Devon said. "Even though our main player; Kitty was still out on maternity leave. We defeated them! And with Kitty back; we're going to be better than ever before!"
"You have a basketball team?" Raquel asks.
"Yeah!" Roz replies. "We're the best!"
"That's nice!" Fire said. "Can we join the team, when we get used to more of Earth's customs?"
"Sure!" Kitty said. "The more. The better!"
Then Mini Dudley's & Dudley's ears perked up suddenly. Raquel notices this.
"What are they doing, Kitty?" she asks.
"They're hearing something, Raquel." Kitty said. "Probably someone's sneaking in on us." She then turns to Dudley & Mini Dudley. "What's happening, Dudleys?"
"Yeah." Karey started. "What's wrong, Mini Duds?"
Before the Dudleys can reply. The break room door slams open and there was the sound of cameras flashing & going off. News reporters run in with microphones & cameramen had their cameras. Wolf Spitzer walks up and the cameraman shoves a camera into Raquel's face.
"I'm Wolf Spitzer for Petropolis News!" he started. "I'm here at TUFF headquarters were there are three aliens from outer space working here!"
Then he turns to Raquel.
"So tell me, Mrs. Do you come in peace?" Spitzer asks.
"Are you going to take over Earth!?" asked another reporter.
"Are you going to blow up the Earth!?" asked a third reporter as a journalist took a photo of Fire.
"They're going to blow up the Earth!" the second reporter shouted.
"Did one of you have sexual relations with the president!?" Spitzer asks as another journalist took a photo of Raquel.
"Do anyone of you have any sexual relations with each other!?" the second reporter asked.
"Do you have any sexual relations with the TUFF agents!?" a fourth reporter asks.
"Do you have a baby with the female TUFF agents!?" Spitzer asks K-9 Joe.
All of this attention, was getting the aliens overwhelmed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the alien trio hollers as they run out of the break room with the reporters following them.
"What the hell was that!?" Dudley asks. "Where all those news reporters come from?"
"Poor Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe." Mini Roz started. "The press is on their asses."
"With the press being in the headquarters. The alien trio would not want to work here." Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "But I wonder, who would want to expose the aliens being here like that?"
"I bet, it was someone greedy!" Devon said.
"Yeah." Karey started. "Someone who's jealous and is threatened by their smarts for technology. Someone's that threatened by having their spotlight stolen!"
"There's only two people here that would be definitely threatened by the alien trio." Roz started. "Keswick & the Chief!"
"Yeah. Those two. They're always threatened by someone." Kitty started. "Especially if they're a female who's a genius and is better than them."
"Those two fucking assholes!" Mini Kitty sniffs angrily.
"But I doubt, it would be Keswick though." Mini Dudley started. "He does have a girlfriend now and he's more relaxed a bit. And K-9 Joe did say, that Keswick did let them fix up his past inventions. Usually, no one isn't allowed to do that."
"That's right." Mini Devon said. "So, we should definitely suspect the Chief especially!"
"Alright, guys." Kitty started. "Dudley, Roz, & I will check out Keswick while Mini me & Mini Roz will eavesdrop on the Chief! Devon, Karey and the rest of Mini TUFF. You guys stay here and keep a lookout for the alien trio."
"Right, Kitty!" Karey said.
"Come on, Duds." Roz said to Dudley. "Let's go!"
"Okay, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he finishes off his sandwich and follows Roz & Kitty.
"Let's go, sis!" Mini Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Mini Roz said.
Then they went to a vent. Mini Roz takes out a screwdriver and starts unscrewing the screws on the vent. The screws were off and Mini Kitty goes in and then Mini Roz goes in after her and closing the vent behind her.
Mini Dudley turns to Karey.
"So, Karey baby. Want to get freaky?" he asks as the audience laughs.
"Not now, Mini Duds baby." Karey replies. "Maybe after this whole fiasco ends. Besides, we're in front of everyone else."
"So, what?" Mini Dudley asks. "It's not like Devon never been in a threesome before."
"Matter of fact, Mini Duds." Devon started. "I haven't."
"Oh." Mini Dudley said.
"But I have." Agent Wolfenberg said as the audience laughs. "It was back in the 70's."
Everyone groans and rolls their eyes as the audience laughs at Agent Wolfenberg's rambling.
At Keswick's lab.
Kitty, Roz, & Dudley was standing outside of the lab door.
"So, which one of us should go in there and talk to him about the aliens?" Dudley asks.
"I should do it!" Roz said. "He's going to be more open towards me. So, he's probably going to talk about them to me."
"Alright, sis. Go ahead & show your stuff!" Kitty said.
Then Roz opens up the door and walks in. Keswick was screwing something with a wrench when Rozzie walks up to him.
"Hey, Kes." she greeted in a friendly voice. "How are you doing?"
"I'm doing fine, Agent R-R-Roz!" Keswick said. "I've c-c-c-couldn't be any happier! I have a new g-g-g-girlfriend that's loving! I have three new a-a-a-assistants that fixes my old inventions! What more can I ask? A dog, but not r-r-r-really."
The audience laughs at this.
"So, those three aliens are really helpful then?" Roz asks.
"Yeah!" Keswick exclaims. "They're really b-b-b-better than my last three assistants. My last three assistants always bitched about c-c-certain things and I wouldn't let them touch my past i-i-i-inventions! They were afraid that it would blow up on them and they w-w-were worried about their l-l-l-life insurance."
"I see." Roz said as Keswick picks up an invention. "What's that, you're getting Kes?"
"This is one of my past i-i-inventions that the aliens fixed, Agent Roz!" Keswick started. "It works better than ever b-b-before! Want to try it?"
"Um, sure." Roz said as Keswick gives her the invention.
"Just p-p-press that button!" Keswick said.
So, Roz presses the button and the invention opens up and a spicy chicken burrito comes out of it. Roz takes the spicy chicken burrito and eats it.
"Mmmmmmm! This is delicious, Kes!" Roz exclaims as she eats the spicy chicken burrito. "This is a neat invention, Kes! What is this?"
"This is my Portable S-S-Spicy Chicken T-T-Taco & B-B-B-Burrito D-D-Dispenser!" Keswick started. "This little gadget was meant to be for every TUFF agent c-c-c-cubical, so the agents wouldn't have to put up with the TUFF nasty-ass cafeteria food. Since the alien trio repaired it, I can mass produce these with their help! I t-t-t-thank god, that they crash landed here! I w-w-w-would be so lost without them!"
"So, you're saying. That you'll never call tons of news reporters & journalists on them then?" Roz asks as she eats another spicy chicken taco.
"No! I w-w-w-would never do that, Agent R-R-Roz!" Keswick said. "That would be s-s-s-stabbing them in the back!"
Roz smiles widely.
"That's great to hear, Keswick!" she said as she pats Keswick on the back. "Well, I gotta go now, Kes! See you later!"
Then she leaves Keswick's lab and walks back up to Kitty & Dudley.
"Well, Keswick's clean." Roz said. "He would never do that. The aliens are helpful for him."
"That only means; that the Chief is behind this!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Now, we have to wait for Mini Kitty & Mini Roz to return with details. I hope, they hurry up too. I'm starving!"
Then his stomach rumbles loudly. The audience laughs. Kitty & Roz rolls their eyes.
"Oh, Duds. You're always hungry." Roz said. "You're always hungry."
Meanwhile with Mini Kitty & Mini Roz.
They were still in the ducts which leads to the Chief's office. Mini Roz took out her portable listening device as well as Mini Kitty.
"Do you think, he'll actually talk?" Mini Roz asks.
"Don't worry, sis." Mini Kitty said. "He will."
Then they turned on their portable eavesdropping devices and listened the Chief's conversation.
The Chief was sitting in his chair, smoking a cuban cigar. He was laughing his ass off.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The news reporters & journalists are here; taking photos of the aliens!" he laughs as he took a puff from his cigar. "After getting all of the photos of the aliens. The press will interview me and give me a trillion dollars! Then I will be famous and the aliens will be sad as I turn them in to the government! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Both Mini Kitty & Mini Roz gasps.
"The fucking prick!" Mini Kitty sniffs. "He's going to get rich while the alien trio rot away in some fucking secret government facility, getting tests performed on them!"
"We must tell our regulars, sis!" Mini Roz exclaims as she turns off her portable eavesdropping device. "And help out the alien trio!"
"Yeah!" Mini Kitty said. "Let's go!"
Then they crawled through the duct and returned to their regulars.
Back in the break room.
The mini Katswells had told everyone everything about what Dumbrowski was going to do. Dudley was having himself some more food to eat while, everyone else was talking about what to do.
"So, what are we going to do?" Mini Devon asks. "We can't just let the Chief & the FBI take the alien trio away."
"Yeah. That would be dreadful!" Mini Karey said.
Then Dudley comes up with an idea.
"I have an idea!" he exclaims with a wide smile on his face. "I know, how we can help our alien friends and get rid of the news reporters, journalists, cameramen, and get back at the Chief at the same time!"
"Really, Dudley?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah, Kitty!" Dudley said.
"Well, what is it then?" Karey asks.
"We dressed up the Chief as an alien." Dudley started. "And then we get the news reporters, journalists, & the cameramen's attention. Then they'll come over to the Chief and starts taking photos of him. Then we'll call the PIB & they'll take him off to some secret government facility and perform some tests on him!"
"Wow! That's a pretty smart plan, Dudley!" Kitty said in awe. "I'm pretty impressed with you!"
"Yeah!" Roz said. "That's a smart plan, Duds! That's my FWB!"
Dudley smiles & blushes at the same time. The audience laughs at this.
"Awww, thanks girls." he said as the audience laughs.
Karey took out some makeup.
"I just happen to have some of mini me's alien makeup from last year's Halloween party." she said. "We can put that on the Chief."
"That's great, Karey!" Roz said as she took the alien makeup. "Now, to go put the makeup on the stupid flea!"
"Yeah!" Kitty said as she turns to Dudley. "C'mon, Dudleykins. Let's go put the makeup on the stupid Chief now!"
"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he follows the two Katswell sisters. "Coming!"
Then the trio goes to the Chief's office.
At Julie's desk.
Julie was working on her computer on some things when Roz, Kitty, & Dudley walks up to her desk.
"Hey, Julie. Is the Chief busy?" Kitty asks.
"We need to see him about something." added Roz.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "And it's pretty important too!"
Julie looks up from her monitor and looks at the TUFF trio.
"Herbert is in there, taking his afternoon nap." Julie started. "When he's actually supposed to be doing his job."
Dudley, Kitty, & Roz rolls their eyes and sighed as the audience laughs.
"Whatelse is new." they all said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Well, you guys can go in there anyways." Julie said as she goes back to typing on her computer. "I sure as hell don't care."
"Thanks, Julie!" Roz said as she, Kitty, & Dudley went to the door that leads to the Chief's office and opens it. "Thank you, very much!"
The trio walks into the Chief's office and sees the Chief fast asleep in his chair with a smile on his face. Roz, Kitty, & Dudley frowned at the flea.
"Just look at that bastard!" Kitty sniffs angrily. "He makes me sick!"
"Yeah!" Dudley whispers angrily. "Just look at him! He's all comfy in his chair, with a blanket covering him! THAT SHOULD BE ME!"
Kitty & Roz covers up Dudley's mouth as the audience laughs. The Chief moves a bit in his chair and begins talking in his sleep.
"I'll take the turkey, ham, roast beef & swiss sandwich, please?" the Chief said in his sleep as the audience laughs. "Hold the tomatoes and onions, please? Thank you!"
Then he immediately went back to deep sleep. Kitty & Roz uncovers Dudley's mouth and maded the 'shushing' sign with their fingers.
"Shhhhh! Be quiet, Dudley." Kitty said. "We don't want the Chief to wake up."
"Yeah." Roz said. "Not until we put on the alien make up and get the press's attention."
Kitty then takes off the top from the alien makeup can and the trio started applying the alien makeup right onto the Chief's face without the flea waking up. The trio laughs softly.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! The stupid flea looks pretty stupid & ridiculous!" Roz said as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Even more than usual!"
The audience laughs from what Dudley had said.
"Just a little bit more." Kitty said as she took out her eyeliner and puts it on the Chief's closed eyes. "There! Now, that's an alien only a mother can love! And I would know. I am a mother!"
The audience laughs as it shows the Chief in the alien makeup. He was mixed both blue & green. He had warts & yellow blemishes and he had on the eyeliner. Roz looks at him and started to think.
"Should we paint his antennas bluish-green too?" she asks.
Kitty then took out a pair of toothpicks, cotton balls, and some string out from her TUFF utility belt.
"Yes." she said as she also took out three masks and a can of spray paint also from her TUFF utility belt. "Put these masks on."
So Dudley & Roz as well as Kitty put on the masks. Then Kitty takes the top off of the spray paint. She started spraying the toothpicks and cotton balls bluish-green. Soon the toothpicks & cotton balls were painted.
"Now to glue the cotton balls into the toothpicks!" Kitty said as she dug into her utility belt and took out a glue bottle.
She squirts the glue onto the cotton balls and she jabs the toothpicks into the cotton balls. Then she picks them up and the string. She bites off two small threads of the string and picks up the Chief. Then Kitty ties the handmade antennas onto the Chief's own antennas.
"Viola! Our new alien is done!" Kitty exclaims as she shows off the alien flea in front of Dudley & Roz. "Now to get the stupid news reporters' attentions!"
"We'll both handle that, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims as he turns to Roz. "Let's do this, Rozzie!"
"Right, Duds!" Roz said.
Then they both went outside of the office and clear their throats.
"ALIEN! ALIEN! THERE'S AN ALIEN IN HERE!" Dudley shouted.
"IT'S HERE IN THE CHIEF'S OFFICE!" Roz shouted. "IT'S HIDEIOUS TOO!"
Then the news reporters, journalists, & camera men appears.
"Where is it!?" Wolf Spitzer asks.
"Is it ugly!?" asked another news reporter.
Kitty then comes out of the Chief's office holding the sleeping Chief.
"Here he is!" she announced. "The real alien!"
"AHHHHHHH! ALIEN!" Spitzer shouted as he turns to his camera man. "Take plenty of pictures of this alien freak!"
"Right, boss!" the camera man said as he started recording & taking pictures of the Chief.
All of the camera men took photos. All of the flashing from the cameras started waking up the Chief.
"Huh? What's going on here!?" he asks angrily.
Then Kitty gives him to Spitzer.
"Here's your alien, Mr. Spitzer." she started. "You can ask him anything & everything you want!"
"Thanks, Mrs.!" Spitzer said with a wicked smile on his face as the audience laughs. "I will!"
"Agent Katswell-Puppy. What's going on here!?" the Chief asks.
"Are you going to probe the president?" Spitzer asks.
"He's going to probe the president!?" a journalist asks.
"What!?" the Chief asks. "I'm not going to do that!"
"You're going to take over the Earth!" another news reporter shouted.
"He's going to take over the Earth!" shouted a third news reporter.
Then several guys dressed in black suits, black pants, black shoes, and black sunglasses walks in now. They took out a gun and aimed it at the Chief & the news reporters.
"We heard, that there's an alien here." said one of the guys in black suits.
"Yeah." Roz said as she pointed at the Chief. "That's him! Right here!"
"Agent Roz! I'm not an alien!" the Chief shouted. "I'm the..."
Then one of the guys in black suits shoots off the gun he was holding. The gun was a net gun. The Chief, Spitzer, the other news reporters, journalists, & camera men were grabbed by the net.
"Hey! Let us out!" Spitzer shouted. "I'm a member of the press!"
"SHUT UP!" shouted the guy in black. "You all are no match for the PIB!"
"PIB?" the Chief asks. "What's that?"
"People In Black." the PIB shouted angrily. "Duh!"
"Now, you all will go to our secret facility to get tests performed on you all!" shouted another PIB guy.
Then the third PIB guy turns to his team.
"Alright, guys." he said. "Let's go!"
Then the PIB guys with the fake alien Chief, Wolf Spitzer, the other reporters, journalists, & camera men out of the headquarters and into a black unmarked van. The main PIB guy turns to Kitty, Roz, & Dudley. He takes out a portable memory eraser device.
"Look at the camera." he said. "This is not going to hurt a bit."
Roz took out her own memory eraser device and aims it at the main PIB guy at quick lightning speed. She presses the button and a blue flash hits the main PIB guy, making him lose his memory. The audience laughs.
"Ha! Too slow!" she exclaims.
The main PIB guy stumbles out of the headquarters and into the black unmarked van. The black unmarked van speeds away from the headquarters and to the secret government facility with the fake alien Chief and the others.
"Haaaaa! With that over. Time to find the alien trio!" Kitty said.
"I wonder, where they went?" Dudley asks. "I hope, they didn't leave the headquarters."
Roz then started thinking of something.
"Well, since the alien trio have our DNAs." she started. "They're probably hiding in our places that we like to hide at."
"Yeah." Kitty said. "Let's go find them!"
Then she looks at a nearby table. She sees something underneath it.
"I think, I see one of them hiding underneath that table!" she said as she pointed to the table. "I think, I'll check it out!"
Then she gets on her knees and went over to the table. She looks underneath the table and sees K-9 Joe.
"There you are, K-9 Joe!" she said.
"Is those weird Earth people with those things gone?" K-9 Joe asks.
"Yeah." Kitty started. "They're gone now!"
"Thank god!" K-9 Joe said coming from underneath the table.
"Okay, guys. Let's go find Raquel & Fire." Roz said.
"I think one of them is hiding in a cabinet above the refrigerator in the break room." K-9 Joe started. "And one of them is hiding underneath that Earth couch in the same room."
"Okay, K-9 Joe dude!" Dudley said.
Then all four of them went to the break room to find Raquel & Fire.
Back in the break room.
Everyone else was still hanging out. Raquel & Fire had came out from their hiding places. The rest of the TUFF gang was protecting them from the news reporters and the Chief when Kitty, Dudley, Roz, & K-9 Joe walks in.
"Hey, everyone. We found K-9 Joe!" Dudley said.
"That's great!" Raquel said.
"But is those freaks still out there?" Fire asks.
"No. The news reporters, journalists, & camera men are gone." Kitty said.
"And so is the asshole that sic those fucks at you too!" Roz added. "They're going to a secret People In Black facility for tests and to rot!"
"That's great!" Fire exclaims. "I hope, it serves them right!"
"Since the danger's no longer here." Raquel started. "It's time for us to go back to work in Keswick's lab."
K-9 Joe eats twelve giant subs at once. The audience laughs at this.
"Okay, Commander Raquel." he said.
Then he turns towards a background poser agent and burps real loudly at him.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" K-9 Joe said as the audience laughs.
The background poser agent's pants fell down to his ankles. The audience laughs at this.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! MY PANTS!" the background poser agent shouted as he tries to walk and pulls his pants up at the same time. "I don't want everyone to see my Applejack undies!"
He keeps walking while he was struggling to pull up his pants. He didn't notice the stairs and he fell down the long staircase. The audience laughs at this. The TUFF gang turns to K-9 Joe.
"Wow! I didn't know you can do that!" Karey said in awe.
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley started. "You totally belched that background poser agent dude's pants down! That was so fucking cool!"
"I wish, that I can do that!" Dudley added.
"Well, we have four stomachs." Raquel started. "With our four stomachs, our burps are very powerful. So powerful, that it breaks the belt buckles on pants."
"Which causes the pants to come down to your ankles." Fire said. "But this only happens to people that we don't really care about or hate. That's why, any of your pants haven't gone down to your ankles."
"Ah!" Kitty said. "I see."
"Let's go!" Raquel said to Fire & K-9 Joe.
Then the alien trio goes back to Keswick's lab. The audience applaudes for them. Karey turns to everyone else.
"Alright, guys. It's time to go back to work now." she said.
"Yeah!" Roz said.
Then the TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF leave the break room and back to their cubicals.
Much later back at the Katswell-Puppy residence.
Kitty & Dudley were in their bed snuggling with each other. Kitty then let out a tired sigh.
"Oh man! What a day!" she said.
"Yeah." Dudley said. "It sure was quite a day. So, are you ready to end the chapter..."
Then there was a knock on the bedroom door.
"Come in!" Kitty called.
Then the door opens and standing there was K-9 Joe with a bowl of buttered popcorn.
"K-9 Joe? What do you want?" Kitty asks.
"I came in here to see how you Earthlings mate." K-9 Joe started as the audience laughs. "So, I can learn how to do it with Raquel & Fire and produce offspring."
Kitty stands up and walks over to the door. She slams the door in K-9 Joe's face. The audience laughs at this.
"So, I take that as a no then?" K-9 Joe asks from the other side of the door as the audience laughs.
Kitty walks back to her bed and gets into it.
"So, what was you saying, Dudleykins?" she asks as she covers herself back up.
"I was asking if you're ready to end the chapter now." Dudley said.
"Oh yes. I am!" Kitty said.
"That's great!" Dudley said. "Do your sexy thing, Kit-Kat!"
"Okay!" Kitty said. "This has been quite a chapter! Three aliens have crash landed here on Earth. The Chief, the news reporters, journalists, & camera people were taken away by the PIB guys and are being tested & examined a lot in one of their secret facilities. Keswick haves three new smart assistants and the alien trio have new jobs."
"Oh yeah!" Dudley said.
Then Kitty turns to the camera.
"I hope you all enjoyed this chapter." she started. "Tune into the next chapter. It's going to be great & entertaining! Happy Halloween!"
Then she does a sexy frozen pose as Dudley also did a frozen pose as the audience applaudes and the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.