The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3

Kitty's Christmas Cookies

Alright. It's time for the annual Christmas/Holiday special! This chapter is an original idea. It's almost time for Christmas for everyone and TUFF prepares to celebrate the holidays. Kitty also prepares to celebrate the holidays with her family at her house, but Money Bags & Fancy Pants complicate things when they start buying up stores and Bunker tries to ruin the Christmas spirit for everyone on the block. Will TUFF save the holiday from these selfish people? Just relax, read, & review!

It was a cold day in Petropolis. It was almost Christmas time and many of the residents were getting ready for the ready and was doing their last minute Christmas shopping and the kids was enjoying their time off of school, but enough of that. Let's see what the TUFF agents are doing shall we?

It shows Kitty & Roz sitting at their cubicals & typing on their computers. The audience cheers, whistles, & applauds for them. Roz turns to her.

"So, sis. Do you have any plans for Christmas?" she asks Kitty.

Kitty then turns to her.

"I sure do, Rozzie!" she started. "I'm planning on making a batch of my special Christmas cookies!"

"Oh boy! That sounds delicious, Kitty!" Roz said with a smile on her face. "Are you also going to cook dinner also?"

"Yep! I sure am, Rozzie!" Kitty started. "I'm going to make my brand new patented barbequed turkey breasts with fries & buttered rolls."

"Mmmmm! That sounds delicious, sis!" Roz said as she licks her lips.

"It does!" Kitty said. "Matter of fact. I'm going to wrap bacon around the turkey breasts! That dinner is going to end a great day spending with the family! So, are you planning on doing something on Christmas?"

"I'm planning on making my patented pepperoni lasagna!" Roz started. "I'm also planning on relaxing with my Russell baby! He haves the rest of the year off and he wants to relax with me."

"That's nice, sis!" Kitty said.

Then the minis walk in to their cubicals now. The audience applauds & whistles for them. Kitty looks over at them.

"Hey, minis. How are you all today?" she asks.

"We're doing great today, regular Kitty!" the minis replied.

"That's great, minis!" Kitty said. "So, are you taking care of yourselves at your apartment, since Karey has gone home to her family in New York for the holidays?"

"Oh yeah! We sure are, regular me!" Mini Kitty said. "We're taking care of ourselves very well!"

"That's nice to hear, minis!" Roz said as she turns back to Kitty. "So, how's life with the aliens, sis?"

"Things are normal like always, Rozzie." Kitty started. "The aliens are learning more of Earth's customs. Matter of fact, you can ask them yourself."

Then Fire walks up to them. The audience applauds for her. Roz turns to her.

"Hey, Fire." Roz greeted. "How's life on Earth been treating you so far?"

"Things are quite wonderful, Roz!" Fire started. "We're learning a lot of Earth's customs! Some are good, nice, lovely, & wonderful, but some of them are very awful indeed."

Then Raquel walks up to her. The audience applauds for her.

"What are you talking to Roz & Kitty about, sis?" she asks.

"I'm talking about the Earth's customs, sis." Fire replies. "Some of them are bad."

"Yeah." Raquel said. "But some of them are nice, lovely, & wonderful!"

"Yeah!" Mini Roz said.

"This will be the alien trio's first Christmas on Earth!" Kitty said. "I sure hope they're going to enjoy it!"

"I have studied Earth's Christmases." Raquel started. "Or shall I say, holidays."

"Me too!" Fire said. "The Earthlings sure celebrate it in so many different ways. Some are pretty interesting to say the least."

Raquel turns to her.

"Come on, Fire. Let's get back to the lab." she started. "We need to finish fixing up on a special invention."

"Alright, sis!" Fire said.

Then the alien twins go back to Keswick's lab.

"I wonder what type of invention they're making?" Mini Devon asks.

"I dunno." Mini Kitty said. "I hope it's useful!"

Then Dudley & K-9 Joe walks up carrying several buckets of PFC chicken. The audience cheers, whistles, & applauds for them. K-9 Joe was eating a chicken leg fried in General Willis's 15 herbs & spices.

"Mmmmm! This Petropolis Fried Chicken sure is delicious, Duds bro man!" K-9 Joe said. "This tastes better than Commander K-10 # 945385's Mars Fried Chicken, which are available in section sector 4000-WTH of Mars."

"I'm glad to hear it, K-9 Joe bro!" Dudley said as he took a bite from a breast and turns to Kitty, Roz, & the minis. "Hey, Kit-Kat! Hey, Rozzie! Hey, minis! How are you all doing?"

"We're doing great, Duds!" Roz said.

"That's great, Rozzie!" Dudley said.

"Hey, where's Raquel & Fire at?" K-9 Joe asks.

"They're back in the lab." Kitty said. "They're finishing up on a special invention."

"Oh." K-9 Joe said as he grabs his bucket of PFC. "I better get in there with them then! See you guys later!"

Then he goes towards the lab. Mini Kitty turns to the rest of the minis.

"So, do you all want to go to the exercise and workout?" she asks.

"Sure, mini sis!" Mini Roz said. "That sounds like; it should take up some time."

"Yeah. Especially, since there's barely any crime happening as of now." Mini Devon said.

"Great!" Mini Karey said. "Let's go workout!"

"I think, I'll join you." Roz said as she stood up from her chair.

Then Roz & all of the minis went towards the TUFF gym. Dudley then turns to Kitty.

"So, do you want to go to my private room and fuck?" he asks.

"Sure, Dudleykins!" Kitty said in an amorous voice as the audience woos. "It's been awhile, since we did a fuck in your private room."

"Alright!" Dudley exclaims as he picks up Kitty like a new bride. "Let's go, Kit -Kat!"

Then he goes to his private room to start the good time. The audience woos sexually at this.

In Dudley's private room.

Dudley sets Kitty down on the couch. He then rips off her clothes, until she was just in her emerald green bra, black lacey panties, & black high heel boots. Dudley looks at her and smiles. Kitty smiles & moans sexually.

"Mmmmmm! Looks like, my Dudleykins is ready!" she said sexually.

"I sure am, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Now, it's your turn now!"

Kitty laughs sexually.

"Okay, Dudleykins." she said as she grabs his black shirt.

She starts tugging on his shirt until the shirt comes off.

"Alright, Kit-Kat." Dudley started. "I'm ready!"

"Alright, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she bend down and started rubbing & massaging his groin. "Now, just sit back and enjoy the ride!"

Dudley throws his head back in pleasure and starts moaning.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmm!" he moans. "That feels good, Kitty!"

"If you like that." Kitty started sexually. "Then you're going to love this!"

She massages his groin firmer & harder now as she strokes his balls now. Dudley throws his head back as his cock comes out of him all erected. Kitty smiles sexually at his cock.

"Mmmmmm! I love what I see." she said as she put one hand on the cock and the other hand to her bra strap. "I bet, you're going to love this!"

Kitty then unclips her emerald green bra and lets it drop to the floor. Her big, beautiful, sexy 45D breasts were exposed to him. Dudley smiles widely and his cock gets even harder in her hand.

"Do you like?" Kitty asks in an amorous voice as she started stroking his hardened member harder & faster now.

"No." Dudley replies. "I LOVE IT!"

"Mmmmm! That good." Kitty said as she stroked. "I guess, we're ready to begin!"

Then she lets go of Dudley's cock and took out a bag of sour cherry Jolly Ranchers and threw some into her mouth. Then she took off her sexy black lacey panties. Then she lies down on her back and spread her legs wide open, exposing her sex at him.

"Wow!" Dudley said as he goes closer to her.

"Take me, Dudley!" Kitty exclaims erotically.

"Alright, honeycakes!" Dudley said as he inserts his member into her sex and starts thrusting and pounding into her deep, hard, & fast. "AHHHHHHHH! Yeah! It's so tight & wet!"

"AHHHHHH! It's so big & hard!" Kitty shouted erotically.

"AHHHHHH! Yeah!" Dudley said as he keeps pounding into her hard. "Feels so good!"

"Mmmmmmm! Yeah!" Kitty said erotically.

Dudley pounds into her even harder & faster now.

"AHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMM!" he mutters as he pounds & thrusts.

"AHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMM! OH DUDLEY!" Kitty hollers amorously as she wraps her legs around Dudley's waist.

"AHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMM! OH KITTY!" Dudley shouted as he thrusts & pounds into her harder & faster.

Then he puts a hand on her breast and started massaging it lightly.

"AHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMM!" Kitty mutters sexually.

"Do you like that, Kit-Kat?" Dudley said as he massages her breast.

"Mmmmmmmmm! Yes, Dudleykins!" Kitty mutters sexually. "Matter of fact, I love it!"

"That's great!" Dudley said as he continues thrusting & pounding into her and massaging her sexy breasts.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM! This feels so motherfuckin' good!" Kitty hollers erotically.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YEAH!" Dudley said as he pounds into her harder.

Kitty squeezes Dudley's waist even tighter now.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HARDER! FASTER!" Kitty hollers.

So Dudley thrusts & pounds into her even harder & faster as he started to tug on her sexy breasts even harder & faster too. Kitty throws her head back in pleasure.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" she said erotically. "YES!"

"AHHHHHHHHH! SO, KIT-KAT. DO YOU WANT IT!? DO YOU WANT MY CUM!?" Dudley said as he starts to pound into her at quick lightning pace & tugs her breast also at quick lightning pace. "HUH!? DO YA!?"

"AHHHHHHHHHH! YES! YES, DUDLEYKINS! I WANT IT!" Kitty hollers erotically as she wraps her tail around his waist. "PLEEEEEAAASSEE!? PURRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OKAY, KIT-KAT!" Dudley shouted.

Then he pounds into her quicker & harder as he tugs her breasts at the same speed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kitty hollers erotically as her milk squirted.

"There's my prize!" Dudley said.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DRINK IT!" Kitty shouted.

Then Dudley started to drink her milk as he thrusts & pounds into her.

"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Mmmmmmm! Delicious!" he said.

"Thank you, Dudley." Kitty said.

Drinking Kitty's milk maded Dudley go over the edge now.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dudley hollers as he shoots his cum deep into Kitty's insides. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kitty hollers erotically as she came all over Dudley's member. "HAAA...HAAAAA...HAAAAAA!"

"HAAA...HAAAAAA...HAAAAAA!" Dudley said as his climax goes away. "That felt so fucking good, Kit-Kat!"

"I'm glad that you enjoyed it, baby!" Kitty said. "Looks like, drinking my milk maded you cum, didn't it?"

"Yep! It sure did!" Dudley said as he pulls out of her.

"Since you came in me so good." Kitty said. "It's time for me to give you a FJ now!"

Then she takes off her black high heeled boots now.

"OH BOY!" Dudley exclaims with a wide smile on his face.

She shows him her small & sexy peds.

"Do you like?" Kitty asks in a sexy tone.

"No." Dudley started. "I LOVE!"

Then he gets back hard.

"Mmmmmm! That's good!" Kitty said sexually. "Now, give me that hard cock!"

So, Dudley went over to her and Kitty puts her sexy peds onto his cock and started stroking it nice, firm, & hard. Dudley throws his head back and moans in pleasure.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmmmmmmm! This feels good, Kit-Kat!" he said.

"If this feels good to you, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "Then this is going to feel great!"

She strokes his member even faster and she tickles his balls lightly & softly with a hand. Dudley chuckles a bit from this which maded him get even harder. Kitty smiles sexually and moans sexually as she knew her hubby was enjoying this sort of treatment to his groin.

"Does my Dudleykins love that?" she asks sexually as she continues to stroke his member with her sexy peds and the tickle his balls.

"Oh yeah!" Dudley exclaims. "This feels so fucking great, Kit-Kat!"

"That's good!" Kitty said. "Mmmmmmm! This hard cock feels so hard & good on my sexy little peds!"

"AHHHHHHHH! Your sexy little peds feels so good wrapped around my cock!" Dudley said. "It's been awhile, Kit-Kat!"

"Mmmmm! I know, Dudleykins!" Kitty said erotically as she strokes his cock even harder & faster now. "I know!"

Dudley was definitely enjoying having his groin treated this way & fashion. Kitty was also enjoying this as she definitely enjoyed giving her husband this tickle torture/footjob. She decides to make this moment even more special by stop tickling Dudley's balls. Dudley looks at her in disappointment.

"Awwww. Why did you stop tickling my nuts for, Kitty?" he asks. "I was really enjoying myself."

"I stopped, so I can do this!" Kitty said as she puts her tail onto his balls.

Her tail grabs his balls and starts tugging on them lightly & slowly at first, but speeding up the process within a few seconds. Dudley throws his head back in pleasure.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YEAH!" he shouted. "THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GREAT, KIT-KAT!"

Kitty laughs sexually.

"That's great to hear, Dudleykins!" she said as she speeds up the stroking of his cock with her small sexy peds.

She sees his cock starting to twitch a bit in pleasure and Dudley trying his best not to release his cum early. She smiles evilly to herself.

"Let's see, how long he's going to last!" Kitty said to herself as she strokes his member & tugs his nut sack harder and faster now.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Dudley said as some of his pre-cum started to leak. "Must...hold...it...in! Must...not...cum...too...early!"

After hearing this. Kitty goes at crazy quick lightning speed on Dudley now.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm! Come on, Dudley baby!" she hollers erotically. "Gimme that hot cum! I know, you can do it!"

Then her tail tugs at his balls extremely hard, which sent Dudley over the edge.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KITTY!" Dudley hollers as his cock started to twitch in pleasure.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Kitty mutters sexually.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Dudley growls as he explodes the rest of his cum all over Kitty's tiny sexy peds now.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Kitty mutters amorously & erotically. "It feels so hot all over my sexy little peds! Oh, Dudley. I love you!"

Then she kisses him on the lips.

"Haaaa...Haaaa...Haaaaaa! I...love...you...too, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he finishes cumming.

Kitty then started licking the cum off of her peds now.

"Mmmmmmm! So delicious!" she said as she licked.

"That's right, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Lick it all up! It's good for you!"

"Mmmmmmm!" Kitty said.

Soon all of the cum was licked up.

"Mmmmmmm!" Kitty said as she licks her lips. "Hot & tasty!"

"I'm glad that you enjoyed that, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Guess what?"

"What?" Kitty asks.

"You made me use up all of my cum!" Dudley started. "You're really a great, hot, & sexy cat girl! A great, hot, & sexy cat girl!"

"Awww. Thanks, Dudley." Kitty said as she started to blush a bit. "Are you ready for your love mark now?"

"Sure, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he took a deep breath. "Alright. I'm ready now!"

Then Kitty slashes at him. Dudley winced but didn't holler out in pain.

"You're really doing a good job at that now, Dudleykins!" Kitty said with a smile on her face. "Do you want me to kiss that and make it better?"

"Yes." Dudley said.

"Okay!" Kitty said.

Then she kisses the slash she maded.

"MWAH! There." Kitty said. "Better?"

"Yes." Dudley said. "I definitely enjoyed this midday quickie!"

"I did too, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "So, do you want to relax on the couch now?"

"Sure, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "I am feeling a bit tired."

"Okay!" Kitty said.

Then the couple lies down on the couch and they snuggle with each other, until they both fell happily asleep.

Elsewhere.

It shows Money Bags' mansion in the town of Richville now. It cutsaway to Money Bags & her sister; Fancy Pants relaxing in a giant Jacuzzi and drinking champagne from some fancy glasses. They were talking.

"I'm so glad to see you out of jail!" Money Bags started. "I heard what you did and great job on shooting Katswell in the shoulder, but you did team with two disgusting mutts to do it though. Especially with him!"

"You're still sore about that!?" Fancy Pants asks as she took a sip from her glass. "Judith. You gotta get over that. That happened nearly a decade ago. Big Poppa became powerful after his dad left him the mayoral seat of Benson City after his death & his grandfather left him trillions of dollars & a mansion and he left you to become a gang boss."

Money Bags looks at her.

"Of course, I'm still sore about that!" she started. "That fucking mongrel broke my heart! And of course, he's rich just like me and he owns Murder Inc.! One of the toughest gangs on the coast!"

"Just forget about it, sis." Fancy Pants said.

Money Bags took a deep sigh.

"You're right, Juliana." she said. "Anyways, you did a good job on that drive-by. You're taking up after your older sis! You're rich! You own a giant mansion & land. You own fast cars & a limo! You're the deputy mayor of Richville. You pay taxes like a rich person should and you don't pay them!"

The audience laughs at this as Fancy Pants took another sip from her glass & laughs.

"Thanks, older sis!" she said. "So, do you plan on making any purchases for Christmas? You know? Like buying up some stores & driving up the prices on items. Buying the Petropolis Money Mint?"

"Yeah." Money Bags started. "Along the lines of that."

Then she looks at her empty glass. She pulls on the cord and a gong chimed loudly. Jeeves then walks in.

"You rang, madame?" he asks as the audience laughs.

"Yes, Jeeves." Money Bags started. "Can you get us some more champagne please, Jeeves?"

"Of course, madame." Jeeves said. "Do you want something to nourish on also?"

"Yes." Money Bags said. "I want some of the world's most expensive caviar, along with two Maine lobsters and a Beef Wellington wrapped with bacon."

"Okay, madame." Jeeves said. "I'll get that to the chefs."

Then he goes to the kitchen to put in their orders. Money Bags then turns to Fancy Pants.

"So, how's the fast cars?" she asks.

"They're doing quite great, sis!" Fancy Pants replies. "I'm currently fixing up the Mustang from the drive-by and I'm putting a new engine in one of the Porsches! Soon, he's going to be as fast as the cars at TUFF!"

"That's nice, sis!" Money Bags said. "I bet, your Porsche will out speed & outrun the shitty cars at that mutt-loving TUFF!"

"Yeah!" Fancy Pants said. "Hell, it'll beat your fast car!"

The audience laughs.

"Oh really!?" Money Bags asks as she raises an eyebrow. "Well, anytime. Anyplace. You VS. Me, little sister!"

Fancy Pants laughs as she took out her Smartphone and started pressing some buttons.

"Alright, older sis." she started. "I'm making a reminder on that! So, what stores are you planning on buying up & drive up the prices?"

"I'm keeping that a secret, little sis." Money Bags said as she rubs her sexy small peds.

"Awww!" Fancy Pants said. "Hopefully, this is going to kick ass though!"

"Don't worry." Money Bags started. "It will."

Then she stops and starts thinking. A slow, evil smile spread across her face. The audience laughs at this. Fancy Pants sees this as it happened.

"What are you thinking about, older sis?" Fancy Pants asks. "I know that evil smile on your face."

"I'm thinking about devious this evil scheme will be, little sis!" Money Bags said.

"Oh, that's good, old sis!" Fancy Pants praised as Jeeves brought up the food & champagne.

"Here's your bounty, madame." Jeeves said.

"Thank you, Jeeves." Money Bags said as she turns to Fancy Pants. "Now, little sis. Let us start to enjoy our champagne and food!"

"Alright!" Fancy Pants exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.

Then the Lafayette sisters started enjoying themselves as Jeeves served them.

Later.

It shows Kitty's & Dudley's house in DeLisle Park.

Many of the houses on the block were in Christmas decorations all except for Bunker's house. Bunker's house still had the flag flying out in front of it. Bunker was out taking out the trash and he sees Frida at her house getting out of her car. Bunker sees her and goes over to her.

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the new across the street neighbor; Felicia!" he said getting Frida's name wrong.

"It's Frida!" Frida corrected as the audience laughs.

"Eh. Whatever." Bunker said as the audience laughs.

"What the hell do you want!?" Frida asks.

"I've came over here to see how nice your house looks in those Christmas decorations, eh?" Bunker said.

"Oh." Frida said. "Well, thank you."

Then she looks over at Bunker's house.

"I see, that your house doesn't have any Christmas decorations on it." Frida started. "Why is that?"

"Because, we don't celebrate Christmas." Bunker said. "Christmas is an evil holiday and that's why I'm going to celebrate my own holiday."

Frida rolls her eyes. Scoffs & laughs.

"Christmas is not a evil holiday, Bunker." she started. "It's a wonderful holiday, where families get together. Kids get to open up their gifts and play with their toys. Husbands & wives kiss each other and have sex underneath the mistletoe. It's a heartwarming holiday!"

"Husbands & wives...doin' dat...underneath the mistletoe!?" Bunker asks in surprise.

"In some cases." Frida replies.

"Ewwwww! Dat shit's disgustin'!" Bunker exclaims. "My new holiday is goin' to stop all day rudeness & disgustin' behavior! You see my flag out in front of my yard over there, eh?"

"Yeah?" Frida said. "What about it?"

"Dat there flag is goin' to be the new symbol of my new holiday, Felicia!" Bunker said.

"It's Frida." Frida corrected angrily as the audience laughs.

"Whatever." Bunker said. "Anyways, dis here holiday is goin' to be called; St. Nixon's Day! Dis here day is not goin' to dat there disgustin' decorations like the one's on your house here. Dis holiday will have everyone have flags waving' outside in the wind and everyone will be wearin' red, white, & blue clothin'! There would be no husbands & wives be havin' 'relations' underneath no mistletoes. There will be no fake Santas ho, ho, ho-in' a whole lot. Everyone will be wavin' their flags all day long!"

Frida stares at him in disbelief. The audience laughs at Bunker's stupidity.

"So, what do you think about dat, Francine?" Bunker asks with self pride getting Frida's name wrong again.

"It's Frida, stupid!" Frida sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.

"Whatever." Bunker said.

"Your 'new' holiday sounds just like Memorial Day, Independence Day, & Veteran's Day all wrapped up into one, except it's going to be in the winter." Frida said.

"Yeah. It is!" Bunker said. "It's nice, huh? I'm goin' to pass around dis here petition around dis here neighborhood and gettin' signatures. When I get enough signatures. I'm goin' down to da city hall there and give dis to da mayor and he'll sign my new holiday into law!"

Frida then started laughing uncontrollably.

"No one will sign your stupid petition for your stupid holiday!" she said. "Christmas will always be here and 'Bunker Day' can be celebrated at your shitty-ass eyesore house! Now get the fuck out of here!"

"Well!" Bunker huffs as he throws his full trash bag at Frida's house. "Now, whose house is an eyesore now! My new holiday will prevail! Christmas is done for! So, enjoy those disgustin' Christmas decorations as much as you can!"

Then Bunker stomps back to his house. Frida sighs & she starts cleaning up the trash off of her property as Kitty pulls in next door in the new TUFF moblie. Kitty, Dudley, & the alien trio see her cleaning up. Kitty turns to the alien trio.

"You three go inside of the house." she said. "Dudley & I need to talk to Frida."

"Right, Kitty!" the alien trio said and went into the house.

Kitty & Dudley went over to Frida.

"Hey, Frida." Kitty greeted. "Why are you cleaning up trash off of your lawn? Did you accidently drop your trash bag?"

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Did you?"

Frida looks up at them.

"No, I didn't drop my trash bag." she started. "This was Bunker's trash bag. He threw it over here, because I wouldn't accept his stupid idea of a brand new holiday that he thought up."

"Lemme guess, Frida." Kitty started. "His new holiday is called; St. Nixon's Day?"

"Yeah." Frida replies. "That's right."

"He's been trying to pass that stupid shit to the mayor for the last decade." Kitty said. "And to no avail. Matter of fact. I think, he's not even allowed to go into Mayor Teddy's office."

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Mayor Teddy doesn't want no old ugly-ass, bigoted fuck in his awesome mayoral office! I hope, Santa teaches 'Pumpkin head Bunker' a lesson!"

Frida laughs as she puts the trash in the trash can.

"'Pumpkin head Bunker'. That's a good one, Dudley!" she said.

Kitty turns to Frida.

"Well, if Bunker starts his shit with you again. Just holler." she said.

"Alright, Kitty." Frida said. "I will!"

"Come on, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "It's dinnertime!"

"Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

Then they went inside as Frida goes inside of her house.

Next day.

All the TUFF agents were doing their own thing. Kitty was sitting at the table in the break room by herself. She had a piece of paper & a mechanical pencil. She was thinking & writing down something.

"Then I'll add some sugar & a little bit of ginger. And then cinnamon." she said as she wrote down the things she said. "And some chocolate chips! Yeah! That will be very delicious!"

Then Mini Kitty walks in.

"Hey there, regular me!" she greeted.

Kitty looks up at her and smiles.

"Oh. Hey there, mini me!" she greeted. "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine, regular me." Mini Kitty said as she grabs a chair and sits down at the table. "What are you doing there, regular me? Looks like, you're making some type of recipe?"

"Why yes it is, mini me." Kitty started. "I'm coming up with my very own recipe for my brand new Christmas cookies!"

"Oooh! That sounds very delicious, regular me!" Mini Kitty said. "But what happen to using your grandma's recipe for her cookies? Did you get tired of doing them or something?"

"Well," Kitty started. "For the most part, mini me. I wanted to do something different for this year in the treat department. Do you want to see my brand new recipe?"

"Sure, regular me!" Mini Kitty said.

Then Kitty gives her the recipe & Mini Kitty looks through it. She gives the recipe back to her.

"That sounds really good, regular me!" Mini Kitty said. "But there's one thing that I would add of course."

"And what's that, mini me?" Kitty asks her with curiosity.

"I would add peanut butter!" Mini Kitty exclaims as the audience laughs.

"Peanut butter. Of course!" Kitty exclaims as she writes down the ingredient. "Thanks, mini me!"

"You're welcome, regular me." Mini Kitty replies.

"Say. Do you want to help make these cookies with me, mini me?" Kitty asks as she stood up.

"Sure, regular me!" Mini Kitty said as she stood up. "It's not like any crime is happening anyways!"

"Good!" Kitty said. "Off to the Snack room!"

Then both Kittys went to the Snack room to start baking the cookies.

In the Snack Room.

Both regular & mini Kitty was making up the ingredients for Kitty's cookies. They had just put the maded cookie batter onto the cookie sheet. Mini Kitty turns to her regular.

"Is the cookies ready to go into the oven now, regular me?" she asks.

"They sure are, mini me." Kitty said. "Do you want to put the cookie sheet in the oven?"

"Yes!" Mini Kitty said as she picks up the cookie sheet and puts it into the oven. "There. The cookies are cooking now, regular me!"

"That's great, mini me!" Kitty said as she sits down at the table.

Then Agent Mountain Lion walks in now.

"Hey there, Agent Kittys." he greeted with a sly smile on his face.

Both Kittys rolls their eyes as the audience laughs.

"What do you want, Agent Mountain Lion?" Kitty asks.

"I'm just wondering, where's Agent Puppy at?" Agent Mountain Lion replies. "I have something that he's going to love!"

"What is it?" Mini Kitty asks.

"Uh, it's nothing." Agent Mountain Lion said. "It's nothing! Just forget, that I mention anything."

Then he leaves the room.

"Wow. That was weird." Mini Kitty said.

After awhile, Kitty's Christmas cookies were done. Kitty was taking them out of the oven. The cookies aroma was filling up the room. Mini Kitty inhales.

"Mmmmmmm! The cookies smell delicious, regular me!" she said as she licks her lips.

"They sure do, mini me." Kitty said as she set the cookie sheet on the table. "I sure hope, they taste good."

"Are we going to decorate them, regular me?" Mini Kitty asks.

"Yeah!" Kitty said.

Then Roz, Mini Roz, Mini Karey, & Dudley runs in.

"I smell chocolate chip cookies with peanut butter with a hint of ginger & cinnamon!" Roz said as the audience laughs.

Dudley looks at the cookies on the cookie sheet.

"These cookies look delicious, Kit-Kat!" he said as he licks his lips.

"Thank you, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she giggles sexually.

"I hope they taste as good as they look." Mini Roz said.

"I hope so too." Kitty said as she took out red, white, & green frosting. "Time to put on the frosting!"

"Oh boy!" Mini Karey & Dudley said in unison as the audience laughs.

Then Kitty & Mini Kitty starts decorating the cookies. Pretty soon, the cookies were decorated.

"Alright. The cookies are decorated now!" Kitty announced. "It's time to taste them!"

Then everyone grabs a cookie and started eating them.

"Mmmmm! These cookies are quite delicious, Kitty!" Roz said.

"Yeah!" Dudley said as he took another bite from his cookie. "You really outdid yourself on these cookies!"

"Yummy!" Mini Karey said as she took a bite from her cookie.

"Mmmmmmm! These cookies are delightful, regular me!" Mini Kitty said as she took another bite from her cookie. "These cookies are better than your grandmother's Christmas cookies!"

Kitty blushes as the audience laughs.

"Thanks, guys!" she said. "It's nice, that you all love my brand new Christmas cookies! I can't wait for the twins to eat these on Christmas morning!"

Then she tries a cookie.

"Mmmmmm! It's so good!" Kitty exclaims.

Then Julie walks in with a piece of paper. She inhales.

"Mmmmmm! What smells so good in here?" she asks.

"Kitty's brand new Christmas Cookies!" Roz said as she ate another cookie. "They're really good & delicious!"

"Yeah!" Mini Roz said. "Do you want to try one?"

"Sure!" Julie said as she took a cookie off the sheet and took a bite. "I love cookies! Mmmmmm! This is really good, Kitty! It haves all of the good flavors of peanut butter, chocolate chips, cinnamon, & ginger!"

"Thanks, Julie!" Kitty said as she looks at the paper in her hand. "What's that in your hand, Julie?"

"Oh yeah. Here's an intel about Money Bags & Fancy Pants buying up tons of stores in the city and is driving up the prices on things by a thousand percent!" Julie explains as she eats another cookie.

"A thousand percent!?" Roz exclaims. "This doesn't sounds too good!"

"We must go out & stop them!" Kitty exclaims as she turns to her mini. "Mini me. Go get Devon & Mini Devon for me and then we can go."

"Sure, regular me!" Mini Kitty said as she went to get the two red foxes.

Kitty then took out her guns as well as Dudley & Roz. Julie continues eating some of Kitty's Christmas cookies.

"Where is Money Bags & Fancy Pants, Julie?" Kitty asks.

"They're at the Peach Store at the DeLisle Park Mall. " Julie said. "As soon as you guys get done with stopping Money Bags & Fancy Pants. We're going to start our Christmas Party!"

"Okay, Julie!" Roz said.

"Oh boy! I just love Christmas parties, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims as the audience laughs. "Especially TUFF's Christmas parties! They're always off the hook!"

"I know you do, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she cocked her gun. "Fancy Pants is going to go down! She's the fucking bitch who was involved in that fucking drive-by at the company picnic with Big Poppa & that El Señorita bitch a year ago, causing me to go into labor! She's in for a world of hurt!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said.

Then both regular & mini Devon run in with Mini Kitty.

"Alright, Kitty. Your mini told us everything!" Devon said as she took out her gun.

"Good!" Kitty said. "Let's do this everyone!"

Then they all ran off to the TUFF garage to their rides. They speed for the DeLisle Park Mall.

At the Peach store in the DeLisle Park Mall.

Money Bags & Fancy Pants was standing at the checkout, making sure that the cashiers didn't undercharge the Peach store's item.

"You better not undercharge that shit, Rosalita!" Money Bags sniffs to the reddish-orange female cat with a white muzzle & black hair tied in a ponytail. "We don't want anyone to pay a thousand percent less for things."

"Yeah." Fancy Pants said as she took a sip of her red lemonade. "We don't want anyone to get a lesser deal now, do we?"

"My name is Rosalinda!" Rosalinda sniffs. "Rosalita is my twin sister next to me!"

Then she points to another female cat that looks exactly like her working at the cash register.

"Oh." Money Bags said as she turns to Rosalinda. "Well, you heard what I said, right?"

"Yeah. I heard you, Ms. Lafayette." Rosalinda said.

"Good!" Money Bags said. "Now, I don't have to repeat myself."

So, Rosalinda & Rosalita charged the patrons the thousand percent on the Peach Store's items. The patrons complained loudly & bitterly over the newly adjusted prices.

"This sucks!" shouted one patron. "I have to pay $16,800 dollars for a fucking computer that I can by at for a lesser price at a different store! I'm never coming here again!"

"Well, that's good for us!" Fancy Pants shouted as the audience laughs. "We don't need your ass in here, anyways!"

The cash register beeps filled through the air as well as the customer complaining, but the Lafayette sisters didn't care. Just as long as they're making tons of money from the poor suckers, that what mattered to them.

"Haaaaaa! This sure was a great evil scheme of mines!" Money Bags said. "The people are really pissed because they have to pay more for quality builted items! And we're making tons of money! There's nothing that can't go wrong with this!"

Then the TUFF quartet & their minis jumped in and aimed their guns at the Lafayette sisters.

"Not so fast, Money Bags!" Kitty started. "I've heard that you two have been buying up stores and driving up the prices!"

"You can't be doing that shit!" Dudley started. "Especially on Christmas where people are suppose to be jolly!"

Money Bags rolls her eyes & snorts in disgust.

"You & that Christmas shit." she said. "Stupid dog!"

"You TUFF agents can't stop us!" Fancy Pants sniffs. "We brought this store!"

"Did you buy it legally?" Devon asks.

"Dammit! I knew, I forgot something!" Money Bags sniffs as the audience laughs.

"Ah ha!" Kitty exclaims. "We got your asses now!"

"Oh yeah!" Roz said. "It's going to feel so fucking good kicking both of your asses, especially you Fancy Pants!"

"Yeah. You Fancy Pants!" Kitty growls angrily. "You shot me in the shoulder and made me gave birth early!"

"Yeah!" the minis shouted in unison as they cocked their weapons.

"Enough talk!" Money Bags shouted.

"Yeah!" Fancy Pants started. "It's time to kick some TUFF ass!"

Then she turns to Rosalinda, Rosalita, Melody, & the rest of the Peach store workers.

"Alright, everyone." she started. "You all can take a break now. We don't want any of you to get involved in this fight."

"Right!" Rosalinda & Rosalita said in unison as the audience laughs.

"Like, okay!" Melody said as the audience laughs.

Then all of the Peach Store workers go to their break room. After all that was all said & done. Money Bags turns to the TUFF team.

"Alright. With the employees out of the way." she started as she took out her nunchucks. "It's time for the old ring-a-ding-ding!"

"Right!" Kitty said as she turns to everyone else. "Alright, everyone. Let's start kicking ass!"

Then both regular & mini Roz, both regular & mini Devon went over to Fancy Pants as Kitty, Dudley, Devon, Mini Kitty & Mini Karey went over to Money Bags. Money Bags swings her nunchucks at Kitty, Devon, & Dudley. They ducked to avoid from being hit. Dudley then Puppy Punches into Money Bags' stomach.

"Ooof! You stupid mutt!" she sniffs angrily. "How dare you punch me in the stomach!?"

She swings her nunchucks at Dudley. The nunchucks hits him right in the face. The blow knocks him unconscious down to the floor. Money Bags laughs evilly.

"Ha! I got that fucking mutt!" she exclaims as she turns to Kitty, Devon, and the two minis. "Time to get the rest of them!"

"I don't think so!" Mini Karey sniffs. "Try & get us!"

"Challenge accepted!" Money Bags sniffs as she starts swinging her nunchucks again. "HOO-HAAA!"

She swings the nunchucks at them and they ducked & dodged the blows. Kitty karate kicks Money Bags right in the face as Mini Kitty & Mini Karey delivered some brutal mini cat punches into her gut. Devon karate chops Money Bags right in the head and judo kicks her in her breasts. Kitty then judo kicks the nunchucks right out of Money Bags' hand.

"You're not so tough now!" Kitty laughs.

"Oh yeah!?" Money Bags said. "I still have my fists!"

"So do we!" Mini Kitty shouted.

"Oh yeah!" Devon exclaims as she balls up her fists and does a karate roundhouse kick in the air.

"Let's beat the living hell out of her!" Mini Karey shouted.

Money Bags then started throwing punches into Kitty's face and kicks Devon in the stomach. Mini Kitty responds to this by hitting her legs & knees with a lead pipe repeatedly. Being distracted by the huge pain from her legs and knees maded Money Bags stop punching Kitty. Kitty then throws several million brutal Katswell Punches into Money Bags' head, face, & stomach as Devon delivers a thousand Brutal Red Fox Punches into the rich cat's face. Mini Karey then starts slashing the bitchy rich cat with her knife.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Money Bags hollers in pain as she falls down to the floor.

"SHUT UP, WHORE!" Kitty shouted as she started to deliver several million Katswell Judo Kicks at her.

"YOU FUCKING SLUT!" Devon shouted as she throws a million Severe Red Fox Punches into her face.

From the extent of the brutal kicks & punches from Kitty & Devon. Getting beat with a lead pipe in the head from Mini Kitty and stab wounds & judo kicks and punches from Mini Karey. Money Bags started to bleed a lot now.

"That's right!" Mini Kitty shouted as she Mini Katswell Punches the rich cat's stomach as well beating her with the lead pipe. "BLEED!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!" Money Bags shouted in pain. "I GIVE! I GIVE!"

The four agents stopped fighting her and Kitty puts the handcuffs on Money Bags' wrists.

"Good!" Kitty said. "Money Bags. You're under arrest for illegally purchasing stores and driving the prices so high, that no one with a normal job can afford the item!"

Money Bags sighs in defeat as Mini Karey leaves a deep knife slash in her arm. She screams loudly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY ARM!" she hollers. "YOU LITTLE MIDGET BITCH!"

"SHUT UP!" Kitty shouted as she throws a punch into Money Bags' mouth knocking out a few teeth.

Meanwhile. Roz, Mini Roz, & Mini Devon were fighting Fancy Pants. Roz was giving the snooty cat a million brutal Katswell Judo Kicks. Both Mini Roz & Mini Devon were teamed up with each other and were delivering karate kicks and punches at her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!" Fancy Pants sniffs. "Time to get tough!"

Then she throws several punches in response to the judo kicks that Roz was throwing. She punches Roz in the head, the face, & her stomach. Then Fancy Pants judo kicked the two minis hard. Roz started to bleed from her nose.

"My fucking nose!" she sniffs. "You fucking bitch! No one makes me bleed! Never!"

"Whatever!" Fancy Pants sniffs as she scoffs & rolls her eyes.

Roz growls angrily and pounces onto her and starts throwing brutal Katswell punches and severe brutal Katswell karate kicks. Mini Roz & Mini Devon recovers from the judo punches that Fancy Pants gave them and rejoins the fight. Mini Devon gives the rich cat brutal to severe mini fox punches.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" Fancy Pants hollers in pain.

"SHUT UP!" Mini Devon shouted.

Mini Karey takes out her claws and started slashing Fancy Pants' legs as Roz continues pelting her with punches and kicks.

"Yeah! Take this, bitch!" she sniffs as she delivers another kick to Fancy Pants' face.

"My beautiful face!" Fancy Pants bitches.

"SHUT UP!" Roz sniffs angrily as she throws a brutal punch into her face.

Then she and the two minis continue beating the hell out of Fancy Pants. Fancy Pants tries to respond and throw some type of a punch back at them, but to no avail. Soon she was starting to bleed out a lot of blood.

"STOP! STOP!" Fancy Pants cried out in pain. "I GIVE! I GIVE!"

Roz & the two minis stopped pelting her with punches & kicks.

"That's good!" Roz said as she gives Fancy Pants one last kick & she took out her handcuffs. "Fancy Pants. You're under arrest for contributing to this plan with Money Bags and for what you did a year ago too!"

Then she & the minis stood her up. Fancy Pants sighs heavily in defeat. Dudley then wakes up.

"Wow! What a night!" he said as the audience laughs as he looks at Kitty, Roz, Devon, and the minis. Then he remembers. "Oh! I guess Money Bags got me hard with her nunchucks, huh?"

"Yep. She sure did, Duds." Devon said.

"Now, let's take these two bitches to jail!" Kitty said.

Then Melody, Rosalinda, Rosalita and the rest of the Peach Store workers walks up to them.

"Are they going to jail?" Rosalita asks.

"Yeah." Roz replies. "They brought this store illegally. So, that means. You can go back to your old management prices, policies, & standards now."

Then the Peach Store workers cheers & applauds. Kitty turns to the others.

"Alright guys. Let's take these bitches off to jail now!" she said.

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "And then go to our Christmas party!"

"Oh yeah!" Mini Devon exclaims. "I heard, that it's going to be good this year!"

"It's going to be kick-ass!" Devon exclaims.

"Let's go then!" Mini Kitty exclaims as the audience laughs.

Then the TUFF team walks out of the Peach Store to their cars. The employees & patrons of the Peach Store cheers & applauds as did as the audience. The TUFF team throws the Lafayette sisters into the back of the cars and then speed off towards the Petropolis prison.

Back at the TUFF HQ sometime later.

Everyone was having a great time at the Christmas party. Some of the agents were drinking some egg-nog as some of the others were eating some of the food, while some of the others were singing carols loudly & off-key. It shows Rhonda, Brad, & Peri. They were having themselves some of the food & the other treats.

"Mmmmm! These treats are so delicious!" Brad said as he eats a treat.

"I love these cookies that mommy maded!" Rhonda said as she took a bite from her cookie. "They're so fresh & delicious!"

"They sure are, little Rhonda!" Peri said as she eats a cookie. "Mmmmmm! Delicious!"

Russell, Greg, Keswick, & Patrice were enjoying themselves and were chatting with each other. Russell & Greg turns to Keswick.

"So, Kes. What is the surprise that the alien trio have?" Greg asks.

"Yeah." Russell said. "My Rozzie have been talking about it."

"Well, I don't k-k-know guys." Keswick started. "They have been pretty s-s-s-secretive on their new invention. Even I have P-P-Patrice go in there and get some i-i-information out of them."

"Yeah." Patrice said. "I even promised them some ribs from my place if they told me, but all they said was; 'Mars secret. Tell & get stabbed in the eye with a deadly cupcake.' Kind of silly thing, if you ask me."

"Oh." Russell said. "I hope, it's good!"

It shows Kitty & Roz in their patented Christmas outfits which was a sexy red female Santa top. Sexy black female Santa mini skirt which stopped at their thighs, a Santa hat, and black high heel boots. Kitty had her hair in a ponytail and Roz had her sexy glasses on. They were talking about several things, mainly about the alien trio's invention.

"I wonder, what's the alien trio's invention is?" Kitty asks as she eats a cookie.

"Whatever it is. I hope, it's good!" Roz said.

Then Julie pushes in a cart.

"Alright, everyone. Here are your Christmas bonuses!" she exclaims happily.

Then all of the agents went to get their Christmas bonuses. The audience laughs at this.

"I love this time of year!" Dudley said as he took out his check and looks at it. He smiles widely. "I love this time of year!"

"Me too, regular Duds!" Mini Karey said as she looks at her check.

"Wow! This is a lot!" Devon said as she looks at her check.

Then Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe walk in with a cart with a sheet over it. The female aliens were wearing the exact same thing as Kitty & Roz, except they were wearing their lab coats over them. K-9 Joe was wearing just a Santa hat along with his black shirt.

"Everyone. Can I have your attention, please?" Raquel asks.

Everyone then turns their attention to her.

"You may all have been wondering, what's our secretive invention we've been working on?" Fire said.

"Well, no." Agent Mountain Lion & Agent Horse said in unison snootily as the audience laughs. "Not really."

Then Devon & Dudley punches them right in the mouths so hard, that they fall down to the floor unconscious. The audience laughs at this.

"SHUT UP!" Dudley shouted.

"You girls may continue." Devon said to Fire.

"Thanks, Devon!" Fire said. "Anyways, here's our brand new invention!"

Then K-9 Joe takes the sheet off the invention. It was a flat screen TV attached to some PS4's. Dudley looks at the invention in awe.

"You guys invented the flat screen TV & PS4!?" he exclaims as the audience laughs. "Wow!"

Raquel laughs as did as Fire.

"No. No, Dudley." Fire started as she turns on the TV & PS4's. "The tv & PS4's are a part of it. Now, sit back and watch!"

Then the TV screen turns on and it shows the title that said; 'Extreme Katswell Kart' that had Kitty & Roz riding on Go karts. There was also Dudley, Devon, the minis on the screen. There was Snaptrap, Ricki and some of the other villains were on there also. Raquel & Fire picks up the controllers and started playing the game. Everyone comes over and see the new game.

"Wow! This is so cool!" Rhonda exclaims. "Mommy & Auntie Roz haves their own game!"

"This is really nice, you three!" Roz said as she looks at herself in the game. "You got my likeness down & everything!"

"Yeah!" Kitty said. "I'm loving the kart & the bike you gave me!"

"I love the graphics!" Dudley said. "They're so kick-ass!"

Then Fire maded the EKK Roz launch off a missile into the EKK Chameleon's kart.

"Ha! Ha! Yes!" EKK Roz cheers.

"OH YEAH!" Roz exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "Way to show that fucking prick who's boss, EKK me!"

"So, is this game going to be available for retail?" Mini Kitty asks.

"Oh yeah!" K-9 Joe said. "We just finished beta testing and have a lot of them waiting to be shipped off for retail in the city first."

"Then we're going to be distributing them worldwide afterwards!" Fire said. "Isn't that lovely? Hmmm?"

"Oh yes!" Kitty started. "That's very lovely, Raquel!"

"Who will be getting most of the profits?" Rhonda asks.

"Well; Raquel, K-9 Joe and I will be getting most of the profits." Fire started. "Kitty & Roz will be getting the other half. So, basically saying. We will get 40 percent. Kitty & Roz will get 60 percent."

"Oh. Okay then!" Brad said as the audience laughs.

"This also has fast forward & reverse buttons too!" Fire said. "So, when the races are done. You can reply your favorite clips!"

"Cool!" everyone said in awe.

"We also have another gift!" Raquel said as she turns to Fire & K-9 Joe. "Fire. K-9 Joe. Show us!"

Then they pushed out another cart that also had a sheet over it. K-9 Joe takes off the sheet from the cart and it shows a car engine.

"Ta-da! Introducing; The Hunter-Clean automobile engine!" Raquel said. "This brand new engine upgrade will help the TUFF cars burn cleaner fuel, than the old upgrade that Keswick installed. This brand new engine will last for twenty years."

"We will also install the upgrades for the cars next month." Fire said. "It will take several days to install the new engines and the upgrades on the TUFF cars. The new upgrades includes; new comfy seats. New steering wheels. New cameras. New radio and new communicating flat screen monitors. A small tray to hold your phones & iPads in. New tires. New wheels and new rims!"

"Also brand new frames also!" K-9 Joe added.

"Wow! That's really nice, you three!" Kitty exclaims. "My car really needs the new updates!"

"Oh yeah!" Mini Karey added. "Especially mines!"

"And mines!" added Roz as the audience laughs.

"Wow! Mommy & Auntie Roz get their cars upgraded!" Brad said. "That's really neat!"

"It sure is, Brad!" Rhonda said as she takes a sip of her juice. "I can't wait to sit down in those new seats in my booster seat! It's going to feel great!"

Dudley then turns to everyone else now with a wide smile on his face.

"Alright, everyone! Let's party!" he exclaims loudly as the audience laughs.

"YEAH!" Devon said. "LET'S PARTY!"

"Hey! What about us?" the background poser agents ask as they were holding some gift bags. "What about the Secret Santa gift exchange?"

"Secret Santa?" Brad asks as he turns to Kitty. "Who is Secret Santa, mommy? I thought Santa was a person. Not a secret."

Roz turns to the stupid background poser agents.

"Nobody cares about that crap!" she shouted. "Now, get the fuck out of here, before I cut your fucking spines out of your fucking bodies!"

Then the stupid background poser agents put their head down in sadness.

"Awww!" they said as the audience laughs.

Then everyone else continues on with the party for hours on end until very late in the night.

The very next morning.

It was Christmas morning and everyone in the Katswell-Puppy house was awake and was opening up their gifts. Kitty had taken out her camcorder and was recording the twins and the alien trio opening up their Christmas gifts.

"Dudleykins. The twins & the alien trio are opening up their gifts now!" she said.

"That's great, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he turns to the twins & the aliens. "Rip it away, guys!"

"What does that mean, Raquel?" K-9 Joe asks Raquel.

"That means; get it on, K-9 Joe." Raquel said as she started to unwrap her gift. "Anyways. I wonder, what I got for my very first Earth Christmas!?"

She took out a brand new iPad.

"My brand new Earth iPad!" she exclaims. "I wonder, who gave me this gift?"

Then she looks at the tag and reads it.

"'To Raquel. From Kitty.' Awww! Thank you, Kitty." Raquel said.

"You're welcome, Raquel." Kitty said as she turns to K-9 Joe. "K-9 Joe is opening his gift now!"

K-9 Joe opens up his gift now. He takes out Nintendo Wii U.

"Wow! An Earth Nintendo Wii U!" K-9 Joe said in awe as he reads the tag. "'To K-9 Joe. From Dudley'. Thanks, dude!"

"You're welcome, man!" Dudley said.

Fire then opens up her gift now. She takes out a brand new laptop.

"A brand new Earth laptop!" Fire exclaims. "And it's from Kitty! Thanks, Kitty!"

"You're welcome, Fire!" Kitty said.

Brad opens up his gifts now. He takes out several toy cars, trucks, buses, a small model city and some action figures.

"Wow! Several toy cars, trucks, buses, a toy model city, and some action figures!" Brad exclaims. "I love them! Thank you, mommy! Thank you!"

"You're welcome, Brad!" Kitty said. "I hope, you enjoy them!"

Then Brad started playing with the boxes that the toys came in. Rhonda sighs & rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.

"Dogs." she said with a smile as she started unwrapping her gifts.

She takes out a brand new doll. A pretend tea set. An Easy-Cook Kitchen stove. Some small bell balls and some stuffed mice.

"I love my presents, mommy!" Rhonda exclaims happily. "I especially love the Easy-Cook Kitchen stove. The tea set and the small bell balls! I'm going to play with these everyday! Thank you, mommy! Thank you!"

"You're welcome, Rhonda!" Kitty said as she turns off her camcorder.

Dudley gives Kitty her present now.

"Here's your gift, Kit-Kat." Dudley said. "Merry Christmas!"

Kitty unwraps her gift and takes out a sexy lacey see-through dark emerald green St. DeLisle nightgown along with some black closed toed high heeled stilettos with dark emerald green trim on top. Kitty's eyes lit up.

"Is that the brand new St. DeLisle nightgown that's see-through along with the brand new St. DeLisle closed toed black high heeled stilettos!?" Kitty asks.

"Yep! They sure are, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "They cost a pretty penny!"

"I've been wanting these for a few months now!" Kitty said as she grabs Dudley. "Oh thank you, Dudley. Thank you!"

Then she started planting a lot of kisses onto Dudley's face. The aliens and the twins ooohs, ahhs, & laughs at this as did as the audience.

"How lovely!" Raquel said.

"How sweet!" Rhonda said.

"Blerggh!" Brad said as he stuck out his tongue and pretended that he was throwing up. "Disgusting!"

The audience laughs at this.

"I can't wait to try these on!" Kitty exclaims happily.

"I can't wait for that either, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he started to hear something. "Huh!? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

"What's wrong, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks. "Do you hear somebody?"

"I hear 'Pumpkin head Bunker'!" Dudley said angrily. "He's up to his shit again!"

"Oh no!" Kitty said as she put on her shoes. "We must go stop him!"

"Just when I was about to relax & enjoy myself!" Dudley sniffs angrily as he grabs his gun.

Kitty takes out her gun and turns to the alien trio.

"You three stay here and keep an eye on the twins!" she said.

"Right!" the alien trio said in unison.

Then Dudley & Kitty go outside to see what the hell Bunker was doing this time.

Outside.

Bunker was making a whole of a hell lot of noise about his stupid maded up holiday with a bullhorn and he was wearing red, white, & blue clothing also.

"HAPPY ST. NIXON'S DAY!" he shouted through his bullhorn. "HAPPY ST. NIXON'S DAY! GIT RID OF YOUR CHRISTMAS TREES AND PUT OUT YOUR FLAGS! STOP KISSIN', MAKIN' OUT AND ALL DAT DISGUSTIN' CRAPOLA UNDERNEATH YOUR MISTLETOES! BRING OUT YOUR FIREWORKS AND SHOOT 'EM OFF!"

"Bunker!" Kitty shouted. "What in the hell are you doing out here!?"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "You're disrupting everyone's Christmas. Including ours!"

Bunker scoffs and rolls his eyes.

"Whatever, doggy." he said. "I'm goin' to celebrate St. Nixon's Day and I'm goin' to enjoy it!"

Dudley then started to growl angrily at the stupid bigoted old asshole. Kitty puts a hand on his shoulder and he stops growling.

"Maybe we should leave Bunker alone, Dudleykins." she said in an acting sort of voice as she winks at him. "We should let him celebrate his 'Bunker Day'."

Dudley looks at her and then nods.

"Oh! I get it!" he said. "We should definitely let him celebrate his holiday."

Then he turns to Bunker.

"I'm sorry, Bunker. I'm sorry, for almost ruining your holiday." he said. "May you forgive us."

"Eh, I forgive youse two, doggie." Bunker said. "Just don't let it happen again, eh?"

"Come on, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "Let's go back inside."

Then they start to turn and walk back to the house. Kitty clears her throat.

"By the way, Bunker." she started. "Does your holiday have a delicious dinner to go along with it?"

"Eh, no." Bunker started. "The purint of St. Nixon's Day is for da wife to not to cook and for her to go to the hotel. Da husband gets to sit down around da house and orders pizza and drink beer all day."

"That sounds nice." Kitty said with a sly smile on her face. "But you do know that all liquor stores, restaurants & pizza places are closed on Christmas day, right?"

"Uh." Bunker said as the audience laughs.

"You can cook food, right?" Kitty asks with a sly smile on her face as the audience laughs.

"Uh, no." Bunker replies as the audience laughs. "I don't know how to cook. Dat's women's woik. Matter of fact. I don't know, how to serve myself even."

"Oh. That's too bad that you're going to starve, Bunker." Kitty started. "Because, we're going to have a wonderful Christmas dinner which will consist of; my brand new patented barbeque turkey breasts wrapped up with bacon fries & buttered rolls and then we're going to have my brand new delicious Christmas cookies afterwards."

Bunker licks his lips and his stomach growls loudly as the audience laughs.

"Dat does sound delicious, Katty!" he said as he got Kitty's name wrong once again and the audience laughs.

"It's Kitty." Kitty corrected him.

"Whatever." Bunker said. "Anyways, can-can I come over for dinner, eh? You know what they say? Give out a free dinner to a neighbor, eh?"

Kitty sighs & rolls her eyes.

"Sure, Bunker. You can have some dinner with us." she said as she grabs something from the trash can. "Close your eyes and open your mouth. You're going to get a sweet surprise!"

So Bunker closes his eyes and opens his mouth. Kitty then throws a full trash bag into his old & ugly mug of a face. The trash bag busts open upon contact. The audience laughs at this.

"There's your St. Bunker's Day dinner, Binker!" Kitty shouted as the audience laughs. "Ho! Ho! Ho, motherfucka!"

She tosses another full garbage bag at his ass which sends him into his front stoop and it explodes open. Trash was everywhere. The audience laughs at this.

"Merry Christmas, Shithead!" Kitty laughs as she went back into the house as the audience laughs.

Bunker groans in pain as a homeless person walks up and stops at him. The homeless person looks at him. He took his wallet from out of his pants and opens it. He smiles and then takes the wallet. Then he takes Bunker's shoes, pants, hat, jacket, & shirt off of him.

"This is the best Christmas day ever!" the homeless man exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "Now, to show off my new clothes to everyone else at the rescue mission!"

Then the homeless man walks away whistling happily with his newly found bounty just as the police pulls up in front of Bunker's house and they see him naked. They arrested him and throw him into the back of the squad car. Then they took him to the Petropolis Prison. The audience laughs at this.

Later.

The Katswell-Puppy family was enjoying themselves. They just finished having the Christmas dinner and were relaxing & enjoying each other's company and their gifts.

"Oh man!" Dudley said as he burps loudly as the audience laughs. "That was a delicious dinner, Kit-Kat! I had everything that I love & enjoy!"

Kitty laughs sexually.

"Thank you, Dudleykins." she started. "I'm glad that you enjoyed it!"

"That was really delicious, mommy!" Rhonda said as she pats her full belly. "The dinner's was the best thing, I ever ate yet!"

"Yeah!" Brad started. "It's better than the milk in your chests, mommy!"

Kitty blushes as the audience laughs.

"Awww! Thank you, Brad." she said. "I think?"

Dudley then comes over to her and wraps his arm around her.

"I can use some of that milk right now, Kit-Kat!" he said as the audience laughs & woos at this.

"Not now, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "We need to discuss and end the chapter first."

"Awww. Okay, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

"This has been an interesting chapter!" Kitty said. "Matter of fact. This has been an interesting year!"

"You know, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks. "It has! Our babies also had a great year too!"

Then he turns to the twins.

"Isn't that right, babies?" he asks.

"Yeah!" the twins exclaims in unison as the audience laughs. "It was a pretty neat year! It was a fast year!"

"Oh yes it was!" Kitty said. "Several shows were cancelled! The city is building up nicely! And we have plenty of adventures with more to come! Anyways, this chapter had a lot of things happened! We defeated the rich Lafayette sisters! The alien trio created a Mario Kart 8-like game of us for us to play over & over & over again and we screwed around with Bunker!"

"Oh yeah!" Dudley said.

Then Kitty turns to the camera.

"I hope you all enjoyed this chapter." she started. "Tune into the next chapter. It's going to be as great! Merry Christmas, everyone!"

Then they all did a pose as the Christmas version of the Kitty Katswell Show plays and the audience applauds.