The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3
El Misterioso Viaje de Rhonda-(The Mysterious Voyage of Rhonda)
Alright. This chapter idea is original and was discussed with DarkMadgeDragon. Anyways, the family is dining out at a PFC one night and finds out about Petropolis' first annual fried chicken cook-off for General Willis' next recipe of chicken. The family decides to go. While there, Rhonda discovers that she haves a new ability. Meanwhile Birdbrain and his assistants hear about the cook-off and try to stop it and there's a visitor from the future who's also in attendance. Who is this person? Will Kitty & Dudley stop Birdbrain from ruining the cook-off? Just sit back. Relax. Read & review!
It was a late winter evening in Petropolis. The snow had melted and it is starting to warm up. All of the residents was all happy that winter is about to end. The citizens of Petropolis had just got off of work. This would include the Katswell-Puppy family too. Let's check on them, shall we?
It shows the Katswell-Puppy house in DeLisle Park on the Eastside of Petropolis.
It cuts to Kitty sitting in her recliner working on some papers. The audience woos, whistles, & applaudes for her. Then both Dudley & Brad walks up. The audience woos, whistles, & applaudes for them. They look at her.
"What's that you're doing, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
Kitty looks up at him.
"I'm doing my taxes, Dudleykins." she replies.
"What are taxes?" Brad asks. "And do I get to do them or not?"
"Taxes are an important thing, Brad." Kitty started. "They are a financial charge imposed upon a taxpayer, which is me. I have to do these once every year!"
"Why?" Brad asks.
"Because, if she doesn't do them. The government will punish her and send her off to jail, Brad." Rhonda said.
"That's right, Rhonda." Kitty started. "The government will punish you for not paying them and filling up their pockets."
"I thought taxes were to pay for schools, the military, highways, roads, & all that stuff, mommy?" Rhonda asks.
"Well, normally they're supposed too, Rhonda sweetie." Kitty said as she marks down something on a piece of paper. "But you know how politicians are these days?"
The audience laughs at this.
"Yeah." Rhonda said.
"Do I get to pay taxes?" Brad asks.
"No." Kitty started. "You & Rhonda are dependents, which mean I pay taxes for you two."
"Oh." Brad said. "Is daddy a dependent then?"
"Yeah." Kitty said. "He doesn't know how to do taxes. The last time he did his taxes. He almost spent a decade jail for doing them wrong."
"That was the worst nine years of my life!" Dudley whispered as the setting around him started to get dark around him. "You don't know what I've been through!"
"Dudley. You only spent thirty minutes in jail." Kitty said as the audience laughs. "I have to pay your bail."
"But it felt like a decade!" Dudley said. "They wouldn't let me take my snacks into the cell!"
The audience laughs at this as Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe walks up carrying small brown envelopes. The audience cheers, whistles, woos, & applaudes for them.
"There! Our American Earth taxes are complete!" Raquel said.
"We finished them within fifty Earth minutes too!" Fire said. "Isn't that lovely?"
"That's great, Fire!" Kitty said.
Then K-9 Joe puts some candy & mints into his envelope. Brad sees him does this as well as Dudley.
"Why are you putting candy & mints into your envelope for?" Brad asks.
"Yeah. Why are you doing that for, dude?" Dudley asks.
"I've seen this on an Earth show." K-9 Joe started. "I think, it's supposed to make the tax man give you more income if you give them some sort of treat."
"Oh." Brad & Dudley said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Maybe, that's why I went to jail." Dudley mutters.
Then the doorbell rings. Peri walks over to the door.
"I'll get it!" she said.
She opens up the door and there standing outside was Roz & Russell. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them. Peri then turns to Kitty.
"Mr. Russell Judge & Ms. Roz Katswell is here, Mrs. Kitty!" Peri announces.
"Thanks for announcing us, Peri!" Roz said as she & Russell walks into the house now.
Kitty turns and looks at them.
"Hey, sis! Hey, Russell!" she greeted. "What are you two doing here?"
"We're here to see my niece & nephew!" Roz said as she picks up Brad & Rhonda.
"It's nice to see you, Auntie Roz!" Rhonda said as she laughs.
"It's been awhile since you came over, Auntie Roz!" Brad said.
"We also came over for dinner, too!" Russell said.
Then Dudley's stomach rumbles loudly. The audience laughs at this.
"I'm starving, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"I'm starving, Raquel!" K-9 Joe said as his stomachs rumbles loudly and the audience laughs.
"I sure can go for some nourishment, sis!" Fire said.
"So, what do you all want for dinner?" Roz asks.
"How about Burger Emperor?" Rhonda suggested. "I want some of their double burgers with bacon, bbq sauce, & cheese!"
"How about Speedy Toni's?" Brad suggested.
While everyone was suggesting on where to have dinner at. Kitty started to think about what everyone should have for dinner. She glances over towards the TV and there was a PFC commercial on. It was her favorite PFC commercial too. It was the one about the female kitten baseball team celebrating their win with some PFC chicken and General Willis talking about how PFC is great for team celebrations and large families. Kitty then smiles and turns to everyone else.
"I just figured out on where to go for dinner, everyone!" she said.
"Cool!" Russell said. "Where are we going to have dinner at, Kitty?"
"We're going to have dinner at PFC!" Kitty said with a smile on her face.
"That sounds good, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Yeah!" Roz said. "It really does!"
"I sure can go for some PFC!" Russell said.
"Me too!" Raquel said.
"Me three!" Fire said.
"Me four!" K-9 Joe added.
"That sounds really delicious, mom!" Rhonda said.
"Oh yeah!" Brad shouted. "I LOVE PFC!"
"Then it's unanimous!" Kitty said. "We're going to have PFC for dinner!"
"YEAH!" everyone cheers.
Kitty then turns her head towards the kitchen.
"Oh Peri!" she called.
Peri then walks in drying up a glass cup.
"Yes? What is it, Mrs. Kitty?" she asks.
"We're going to have dinner at PFC tonight." Kitty started. "So, you don't have to cook dinner tonight. You can leave early."
"Thanks, Mrs. Kitty!" Peri said as she puts a hand over her head. "I predict good fortunes for you!"
"Thank you, Peri!" Kitty said. "Your predictions always come true for us!"
Peri smiles.
"I'm glad to hear that, Mrs. Kitty!" she said. "Goodnight. See you in the morning."
"Goodnight, Peri!" Kitty said as she turns to everyone else. "So, let's get ready to go to the PFC everyone!"
Then everyone goes get ready.
Soon, they were all ready. The twins had their coats & boots on and were in their carriers and the alien trio was in their 'Earth disguises'. Kitty took out her car keys and her small black purse.
"So, is everyone ready?" she asks as she picks up Rhonda's carrier.
"YES!" everyone replies.
"Okay." Kitty said. "Let's go!"
Then they all went out to the new TUFF moblie and got into it. Then Kitty then speeds off for the PFC.
At the PFC.
The family & the disguised alien trio had just gotten their dinners & drinks. They were enjoying themselves.
"Mmmmmm! This sure is great chicken!" K-9 Joe exclaims as he takes a bite from a chicken thigh.
"Oh yeah, K-9 Joe!" Fire said as she ate some mashed potatoes, gravy, potato wedges, some chicken skin, & the buttery biscuit all mixed up on her plate. "This food is really lovely!"
"It sure is!" Rhonda said as she eats some of the chicken.
Roz picks up a chicken leg and takes a bite out of it.
"Mmmmmm! It's so delicious!" she exclaims.
"Yes it is, sis!" Kitty said. "It's a good thing that I suggested to have dinner at this place!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "That's using your brain, Kit-Kat!"
"The chicken is so fucking good!" Kitty said as she takes a bite from a chicken breast.
"YEAH!" both Rhonda & Brad said in unison as the audience laughs.
Roz dips her chicken breast into her barbeque sauce and then takes a bite from it.
"Mmmmmm! PFC is really on their game here!" she said. "The breast is on the crispy side, which I like! The breast sure haves that meaty tender bite that pulls the smile on my face! Ching!"
Then she smiles as the audience laughs as she goes for the potato wedges.
"And these wedges haves the really delicious 15 herbs & spices flavor and it's a bit spicy too!" Roz added. "Which I love!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! You sound like one of those food reviewers from that Wetube Earth Internet Site that I heard so much about!" K-9 Joe laughs.
"Yeah, Auntie Roz!" Brad said.
"And the biscuit feels so all nice & soft!" Roz said as she took a bite from the biscuit. "It tastes so butterly & delicious! It's so buttermilk fluffy! It sucks up the delicious gravy so perfectly!"
"Yep! Definitely a food reviewer." K-9 Joe said as the audience laughs.
"What are you doing, sis? Trying to be a food reviewer for Wetube?" Kitty asks as she laughs as the audience laughs.
"Well," Roz started. "Yeah! I'm practicing to be a food reviewer for Wetube, Headpage, Face beak, & Titter! I've been watching plenty of food reviewers on there. There's especially one reviewer that I like and I used to know from the fifth grade."
"That's nice, Rozzie!" Russell said. "When you start doing your food reviews. Can I be in it?"
"Can I?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah!" Roz said.
"How about me?" Dudley asks.
"Yeah!" Roz said. "You can be in some of the reviews, Duds."
"Oh yeah!" Dudley cheered.
"How about me?" K-9 Joe asks before Raquel puts a hand over his mouth. The audience laughs at this.
"No! You can't be in her reviews, K-9 Joe." she started. "You will be exposed out to the world!"
"Oh. Okay then." K-9 Joe said and goes back to eating his chicken.
Soon they were all finished eating. Dudley, Brad, & K-9 Joe were patting their full bellies.
"HAAAAAAAA! That sure was a great dinner!" K-9 Joe said as he turns to another patron. "BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!"
The guy's pants fall down inbetween his legs.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY PANTS!" he hollers as he covers up his groin with his hands as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Brad said as he turns to Kitty. "I need to be burped, mommy!"
Kitty obliges as she picks him up and pats him on the back until he burps loudly. The audience laughs as Brad sighs in relief.
"HAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks, mommy!" Brad said as Kitty sets him into his carrier.
"You're welcome, Brad." Kitty said as she turns to Rhonda. "Do you need to be burped too, Rhonda?"
"Yes, please." Rhonda said.
So, Kitty picks her up and started to pat her on the back until she burps loudly. The audience laughs as Rhonda sighs in relief.
"HAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks, mom!" Rhonda said as Kitty sets her into her carrier.
"You're welcome, Rhonda." Kitty said.
Dudley runs up to Kitty.
"Can you burp me too, Kit-Kat!" he said stupidly as the audience laughs.
"No!" Kitty said flatly.
Roz turns to Russell.
"Ready to go, Russell baby?" she asks.
"I sure am, Rozzie baby!" Russell said.
Raquel turns to Fire & K-9 Joe.
"Are you guys ready to go?" she asks.
"I am, sis!" Fire said.
"Me too!" K-9 Joe said as he grabs his several buckets of PFC chicken.
"Good!" Raquel said as she turns to Kitty. "We're all ready to go, Kitty!"
"Okay!" Kitty said as she picks up both of the twins' carriers. "Let's go!"
Then they all started to leave the PFC now. Kitty sees a flyer which caught her eye.
"What's this?" she asks as she started reading the flyer.
"What is it, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
Kitty keeps reading.
"General Willis is holding a fried chicken cook-off at DeLisle Memorial Park next week!" she said.
"That sounds really lovely!" Raquel said as she licks her lips.
"You should totally sign up for that, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "You really make great fried chicken!"
"YEAH!" K-9 Joe & the twins said in unison as the audience laughs.
Kitty blushes.
"Thanks, everyone!" she said as she looks at the flyer. "There are several slots left. I think, I'll compete in this contest!"
Everyone cheers as Kitty signs her name on the slip.
"I have a feeling that this is going to be one of our greatest adventures that we ever had!" Brad said to Rhonda.
"I have the exact same feeling as you, Brad." Rhonda said. "And it's a good feeling too!"
Then the Katswell-Puppy family and the alien trio leave. Roz stood there looking at the slip and was thinking of something. Russell looks over at her.
"What are you thinking about, Rozzie baby?" he asks.
"I'm thinking about entering that contest, dear." Roz started. "I have the perfect recipe to win! Lemme see."
Then she reads the flyer thoroughly and then smiles widely. The audience laughs at this.
"It also said that chicken sandwiches, chicken salads, chicken strips, chicken nuggets, chicken noodle soup, & chicken pot pies are also allowed in the cook-off! I have very creative recipes for chicken dishes!" she said.
"I know that, Rozzie baby!" Russell started. "What are you going to cook for the cook-off?"
"I'm planning on making my special chicken sandwiches. My special chicken noodle soup & my special chicken salad!" Roz said as she signs her name on the slip. "I am going to win this cook-off!"
"That's the Rozzie I love!" Russell said. "So, is this going to be a friendly competition against you & Kitty? Or is it going to be one of those twin rivalry things?"
"It's going to be one of those friendly competitions, Russell." Roz started. "I'm hoping, but if Kitty steps up her game in the cook-off. Then I'm going to have to step up my game and its going to be one of those twin rivalry competitions."
"Okay." Russell said. "So, do you want to go home and chill?"
"Yes!" Roz replies.
"Alright." Russell said. "Let's go home. Chill and get high!"
"Alright, Russell baby." Roz said with a smile on her face as she picks up three PFC buckets & the audience laughs. "I have the food!"
"Cool!" Russell said. "I have the hot sauce!"
Then they went back to Roz's house to hang & to get high.
At Bird brain's lair.
Bird brain was sitting in his comfy chair, reading the evening newspaper. His two slutty assistants; Zippy & Snooki were watching some boring reality show shit on the TV. Birdbrain was in a red robe and had on a red fez on his head. He was also smoking a pipe and was drinking some evening tea. Anyways, he was reading the paper when he immediately spits out his tea & pipe. The audience laughs at this.
"GREAT SCOTT!" he exclaims.
Then a Scottish terrier appears wearing a kilt.
"Yes, Bird brain sir-r-r-r-?" he asks in a Scottish accent.
"Who the living hell are you!?" Bird brain asks.
Zippy turns to his direction.
"That's our new henchman, Boid brain." she started. "Great Scott."
"Please to be of ser-r-r-vice, sir-r-r-r-!" Great Scott said.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Bird brain shouted as he throws a brick at Great Scott's head.
The brick hits Great Scott's head and knocks him unconscious. The audience laughs at this. Bird brain angrily turns to Zippy & Snooki.
"Don't ever hire henchmen with such stupid & retarded names again!" Bird brain shouted at them.
"Why?" Zippy asks stupidly.
Snooki facepalms herself as the audience laughs.
"Are you on something?" she asks. "Are you that stupid & retarded!? He said he don't want no more henchmen with stupid-ass names like; dat stupid owl, bat, sheep, and dat stupid duck! God! You're a fuckin' idiot, Zippy."
"Oi!" Zippy said.
"Anyways," Snooki said as she rolls her eyes. "What's gotten your balls in a knot, Bird brain?"
Bird brain picks up the newspaper and shows it to them.
"This!" he started. "General Willis along with PFC is going to hold a fried chicken cook-off at DeLisle Memorial Park next week! Whoever's dish is the best. That dish will be General Willis' next recipe of chicken."
"Oh my!" Snooki said.
"So?" Zippy asks.
"So? SO!?" Bird brain exclaims. "You know how much I hate PFC and especially General Willis!"
"What's your beef against them, Boid brain?" Zippy asks stupidly.
Bird brain stands up and walks over to the window and looks out of it while smoking his pipe. Everything behind him goes dark. He takes a big breath and sighs.
"Well, this event happened to me back in 1965." he said coldly. "When me & General Willis was attending Petropolis University. "We were seniors and was ready to graduate We both wanted to be successful restaurateurs I was going to start up a casual place & bar and he also wanted to start up a casual fast food place. Then the night before our final. He came over to my mom's house and then...and then..."
Then he stops and takes a sip of his tea.
"What?" Zippy asks. "They have sex?"
Bird brain nods.
"Anyways, the next morning at our final. We were being judged & graded. They just judged & graded my final when Willis walks in carrying a paper/cardboard-like bucket and grinning widely. He sets the bucket done and the professors & the judges immediately run over and started eating his chicken. They loved it and they awarded him the grant. Then he turns over to me with that smug smile on his face. 'I beat you, Bird brain! I beat you!' 'Yeah. Yeah.' I said. 'Do you want to know, what I made?' he asks. Then he shows me what was in the cardboard bucket. I feel into shock. He was laughing evilly at me. He finally said; 'I fried your mom and I used my secret 15 herbs & spices on her! Ha! Ha! Ha! I win! You lose! Ha! Ha! Ha!' So, that's why I hate General Willis and PFC so much." Bird brain concluded. "I hope, that answers your question, Zippy."
"Zzzzzzzzzz! Huh!? Oh, that was a great story, Boid brain!" she said. "I sure enjoyed it!"
"GRRRRRRRR!" Bird brain growls angrily.
Then he went over to Zippy and started beating the living hell out of her. Snooki and the audience laugh at this & applauded. The beating lasts for the next half hour and then Bird Brain turns to Snooki.
"I understand that, boss." she said. "I see why you hate PFC so much."
"Yes." Bird brain said. "He's not even a real general! He gave himself the title general after General Warthog highly praised him on his chicken back in 1976!"
"Oh." Snooki said.
"I want the so-called General Willis to suffer!" Bird brain said. "I have the perfect plan to make him suffer too!"
"And what's the plan, boss?" Snooki asks.
Then Bird brain leans over towards Snooki and whispers the plan. Snooki's eyes go wide and then she smiled a bit.
"Oh, boss. That is truly evil!"
"Yes it is, Snooki." Bird brain said. "It will be the perfect revenge for that bloody bastard! Now, Snooki. It's after nine o'clock and it's passed my bedtime. I need my rest."
"Okay, boss." Snooki said. "See you in the morning."
Bird brain then goes to bed. Zippy then sits up all beaten and turns to her.
"Wha-Wha-What's happenin', sis?" she asks. "Wat did I miss? Anythin' important? Are we goin' to go out partyin' tonight?"
Then Snooki throws a punch into Zippy's face knocking her out completely cold.
"Shut the hell up, stupid!" she shouted as the audience laughs as she grabs the remote and turns the TV.
The next week.
The General Willis & PFC's fried chicken cook-off was in full swing at DeLisle Memorial Park. The contestants were getting themselves ready in their booths. The patrons are entering into the park now. It shows Kitty prepping up in her booth.
"Now to get the plastic bag full of flour and add seasoning to it!" Kitty said as she did the formentioned chore.
She adds the seasoning into the bag of flour as some of the park's patrons walks up to the booth. She sees them and puts down the bag of flour.
"Hello there. I'm Kitty." she said as she walks up to the front of the booth.
"We want to try some of your chicken, please?" said one of the patrons.
"Okay, sir!" Kitty said as she took out a paper plate. "You're quite lucky! I have some already maded!"
She puts a few pieces of the chicken onto the plate and gives it to the patron.
"Here you go! I called it; 'Katswell's Down Home Southern fried chicken'! Enjoy it!" she said as she gives them the paper plates with the chicken on it.
The patrons take the plates and tasted the chicken.
"Mmmmmm! This is delicious chicken!" said the first patron.
"Yes it is!" said the second patron. "It reminds me of the time that I went to the South. All the delicious flavors!"
"Thank you!" Kitty said.
The two patrons finished their samples and they walked away feeling satisfied. Kitty then grabs the plastic bag and starts taking out the chicken pieces. Then she puts them into the fryer. After that was all said and done. She looks around at the other booths & participants.
"Mmmmm? I better go see who the competition is." Kitty said to herself.
Then she puts some already fried chicken into the portable oven to keep it warm and she turns the fryer down to low. Then she leaves her booth to see the others.
It shows Roz setting things up at her booth. Russell was there washing & cleaning up the chicken. Roz then turns on the portable stove and puts a large pot on it. She then pours some chicken broth into the pot and let the broth simmer as she puts some seasoning into it.
"There! My chicken noodle soup is on its way!" Roz said as she turns to Russell. "Is the chicken cleaned, Russell baby?"
"Yes, the pieces are cleaned, Rozzie baby!" Russell said as he gives her the tray of clean chicken parts. "They're ready for the frying!"
"That's good!" Roz said as she picks up a paper bag full of flour. "Now, put some of the chicken parts into the bag, please?"
Russell nods and put some of the chicken parts into the bag. Roz closes it up and starts shaking the bag a whole lot.
"Gotta make sure that the chicken parts are completely covered in flour!" Roz said.
Then she grabs various spices and adds them into the paper bag.
"I bet the chicken is going to be good, Rozzie!" Russell said as he licks his lips as the audience laughs.
"It will be!" Roz said as she opens up the paper bag and grabs a red bottle. "It will be! Especially with this secret ingredient of mines!"
Russell sees the bottle.
"What's that you putting into the chicken, Rozzie?" he asks.
"This." Roz started as she shows him the bottle. "This is Carolina Reaper Moruga Scorpion Sauce. This is world's official hottest hot sauce! This comes from one of the rarest sought after pepper! One drop of this on the chicken will bring out the flavor and spices in the chicken!"
Then she pours some into the paper bag and shakes it. After a few minutes. She opens up the bag and starts putting the chicken into the fryer. The chicken starts to fry.
"Ahhhh! Listen to the sound of the chicken frying!" Roz said. "Sounds perfect, doesn't it?"
"Yeah it sure does, Rozzie!" Russell said. "Are we going to get started on the chicken sandwiches and the chicken salad now?"
"Yes, Russell baby." Roz started as she throws some chicken breast tenders into the paper bag. "We are! You get the fresh salad fixings ready as I fry up the chicken breast tenders!"
So, Russell gets the salad fixings ready as she fries up the chicken breast tenders.
Kitty is back at her booth now just as Dudley & the twins walks up to the booth.
"Hey there, Kit-Kat!" Dudley greeted. "How are things?"
"Things are going perfect so far, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "I just checked on my competition. Looks like, I'm going to have an easy win! There are only a few contestants that I might actually up against. Penny & Mercedes and Catastrophe & Chaos."
"That sounds great, mommy!" Brad said as he inhales the aroma that was coming from the booth. "Mmmmmm! That chicken smells great, mommy! I can't wait to try some of that chicken!"
"You always hungry, Brad." Rhonda said as the audience laughs.
"Don't worry, Bradley." Kitty said as she turns to the stove. "Some of the chicken should be done!"
"That's great, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Please sit down." Kitty said as she took out some chicken pieces from the fryer.
So Dudley & the twins sit down at the table as Kitty brings over some pieces of the chicken to them. She puts the pieces onto the paper plates.
"There you go." Kitty said. "Enjoy!"
Then Dudley, Rhonda & Brad started eating the chicken.
"Mmmmm! This chicken tastes really delicious, mommy!" Rhonda said as she eats a chicken breast.
"Yeah!" Brad said as he eats a thigh. "I can taste the spices!"
"This is really kick-ass, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he chomps down on his chicken. "Your chicken sure will win this cook-off! And I'm not just saying that, because you're my wife and I sleep and have sex with you!"
The audience laughs at this as Kitty blushes & laughs.
"Thanks, guys!" she said. "I'm sure I'm going to win this cook-off!"
"Hell yeah!" Dudley said.
"Do you know that Auntie Roz is also in the contest, mommy?" Brad asks innocently.
"Really? Is she now?" Kitty said as she looks across over towards Roz's booth where there were thirty or so patrons standing, waiting, & eating. "Well, that's good for her."
Then several more patrons came over to Kitty's booth.
"We want some chicken!" they all shouted.
Kitty turns to them.
"Alright guys." she said as she goes back to her counter and started serving her chicken out to the patrons.
Dudley & the twins were finished eating the chicken. Brad turns to Dudley & Rhonda.
"Hey. Want to try the rest of the patrons?" he suggested.
"That's a good idea, Brad!" Dudley said as he wiped his mouth with a napkin. "That's my son who suggested that!"
Brad then turns to Rhonda and sticks his tongue at her. The audience laughs at this as Rhonda rolls her eyes.
"C'mon kids." Dudley said as he puts the twins in their stroller. "Let's go see all of the other booths & try their chicken!"
Then they went to try the other contestants' booth.
Meanwhile at the park's entrance.
Bird brain, Zippy, & Snooki was standing in front of the entrance. Bird brain was just putting on a disguise to look like General Willis. He was finishing up straightening up his beard.
"There!" he said. "Don't I look like that bastard General Willis!?"
"You sure do, boss!" Snooki said.
"Mmmmm? You look like Boid brain in a costume." Zippy said stupidly as the audience laughs. "It's a cute costume!"
Bird brain & Snooki rolls their eyes and sighs heavily as the audience laughs.
"My god, Zippy. You are a completely stupid bitch." Bird brain said in a bored tone. "Anyways, once we get into the cook-off. I will knock out the real General Willis and take him into the hotel convention hall that's across the street, along with a giant fryer that's built into the floor! Then I'll get the rest of the contestants that's participating here to go to the hotel's convention hall too!"
"And then what?" Zippy asks.
"Then I'll have the contestants stand in the middle of the room, which I will press a button and the floor they're on will lower towards the giant fryer! As each minute goes by, the floor will lower into the giant fryer even faster to towards their doom! Then I will get my revenge on General Willis once & for all! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"That sounds absolutely poifect evil plan, Boid brain!" Zippy said. "I could of thought that myself!"
"Yeah, right!" Snooki started. "You're such an idiot, sister."
"Anyways," Bird brain started. "Let's do this!"
Then they went into the park where they saw General Willis. General Willis was a middle aged red rooster in a black vest and blue shirt along with some dark midnight blue jeans and black shoes. He also had on a black fedora hat and a monocle. He was looking through some papers when Bird brain, Zippy & Snooki walks up behind him. Bird brain taps him on the shoulder and General Willis turns to him.
"Yes?" General Willis said before Bird brain knocks him unconscious with a club. "GAHHHH!"
Then he falls over to the ground and Bird brain drags him towards the hotel across the street with Snooki & Zippy following him. They all soon return.
"Right!" Bird brain started. "Now, let's start this!"
Then they went over to the judges table. But unbeknownst to them. They were being watched by a shadowy female figure. Only her green eyes were shown.
"So, that's the leader huh?" she said. "Prime minister Czar Bird brain & his two assistants. This is the day where his reign of terror on the world begins! It's up to me to stop him!"
Then the shadowy figure follows Bird brain.
It cuts to Dudley & the twins now. They were still trying out various contestants' chicken. They have reached Catastrophe's & Chaos's booth now. Dudley inhales the aroma.
"Mmmmmmmmm! The chicken smells great, Catastrophe & Chaos!" he said as he licks his lips as the audience laughs.
Catastrophe & Chaos laughs.
"Thankink you, Agent Puppy darlink!" they both said in unison as Catastrophe picks up a plate.
"Please be tryink my chicken strips!" she said. "They awfully delicious!"
"Ha! Lucky Charms!" Brad said as the audience laughs.
"Especially with our special sauce that goes with them!" Chaos added.
"And what's that?" Dudley asks as he grabs a chicken strip off the plate.
"It's our special Katz barbeque sauce!" Catastrophe started. "It's sweet & tangy!"
"Oooh!" Rhonda said as she was about to grab a chicken strip.
"It haves some of Russia's best vodka in it!" Chaos added. "Givink it that 'zing' to the sauce!"
Rhonda immediately drew her hand back.
"No thanks, godmother." she started. "I'm driving."
The audience laughs at this.
"Really, Rhonda?" Brad asks. "I thought it was daddy that was doing the driving?"
Rhonda rolls her eyes as the audience laughs.
"It's just an expression, Brad." she said.
"Vodka?" Dudley asks. "I might want to try that, but the twins are too young to try something with vodka in it."
"Oh." Catastrophe & Chaos said as Dudley dipped his strip into the alcohol-laden barbeque sauce.
Dudley then takes a bite from the strip.
"Mmmmmmm! This is really delicious you two!" he exclaims with a smile on his face as he takes another bite. "The chicken strip is so crispy! And the barbeque sauce is so flavorful! It feels like, my taste buds are having an orgy!"
"That's fuckink great, Agent Puppy darlink!" Chaos said.
"That was just the thingk we were waitink to hear!" Catastrophe said.
"Thanks!" Dudley said. "I think, I'll stay at this booth and pig out!"
Brad turns to Rhonda.
"I have a feeling, that daddy's going to be here for awhile." he said. "Do you want to look around at the other vendors and try their chicken?"
"Sure!" Rhonda said. "That's one of the smartest things that you ever said, Brad!"
"Hey!" Brad started offended. "I say smart things!"
"Oh yeah? When?" Rhonda asks.
Brad then started thinking.
"I can't remember." he said as the audience laughs.
"Well, let's go then!" Rhonda said.
Then they got up from their carriers and walked around to the various vendors as Dudley continues to pig out on Catastrophe's & Chaos' chicken strips and vodka-laden barbeque sauce.
The twins walk up to Penny's & Mercedes' booth now where there was some other patrons trying out and judging their chicken. Penny sees the twins.
"Hey, Benz! Look!" she started as she pointed out. "It's Kitty's & Duds' twins; Rhonda & Brad!"
"Hey, you two!" Mercedes greeted. "I see that your parents let you two come down here to the fried chicken cook-off by yourselves?"
"No." Rhonda started. "Mommy is participating in the cook-off!"
"And daddy brought us down here!" Brad said. "But he's too hooked up on Godmoms Catastrophe's & Chaos' vodka barbeque sauce and chicken strips."
"That's nice!" Penny said. "So, do you two want to sample on what we got?"
"Sure!" the twins said in unison as the audience laughs. "What do you got?"
"Well, we have roasted chicken club sandwiches loaded with thinly sliced seasoned roast chicken. Crispy bacon. Lettuce. Tomato. Cheese. Some of our homemade ranch dressing and our own Iverson sauce & served between toasted buns!" Penny started. "We also have our southern fried chicken salad which haves seasoned fried chicken strips, bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, shredded cheese, ranch dressing, cut up boiled eggs & croutons."
"Mmmmmm! That sounds good!" Rhonda said.
"It is!" Mercedes started. "We also have our original extra crispy fried chicken recipe and our chicken nuggets which are dipped into our breading and batter. Then fried perfectly till its golden brown & crispy! It's served with our own barbeque sauce!"
"Wow! That also sounds good!" Brad said as he licks his lips as the audience laughs.
"So, twins. Do you want to try some?" Penny asks.
"YEAH!" the twins said in unison as the audience laughs. "We'll try each dish!"
"Okay!" Penny started. "But I must warn you about our original extra crispy fried chicken first."
"And what's that, Auntie Penny?" Rhonda asks.
"That it's really extremely spicy!" Penny started. "You see. We use our own homemade hot sauce in the batter. So, it's spicier than the normal fried chicken that you usually eat."
"Well, I'm game!" Rhonda said. "I'm willing to try new foods!"
"Are you sure?" Mercedes asks. "One & a half year olds normally don't eat spicy foods."
"JUST GIMME THE DAMN CHICKEN!" Rhonda shouted loudly as the audience laughs. She quickly puts her hands over her mouth & blushes. "Please? Also don't tell my mommy that I cussed."
Penny & Mercedes nodded in agreement.
"Okay, little Rhonda." they both said. "But you got to lead yourself up to our spicy fried chicken first. So, try our chicken club sandwich first. Then our southern fried chicken salad and then our spicy chicken."
Then Penny gives Rhonda the roast chicken club sandwich as Mercedes gives Brad his sandwich. The twins eat the roast chicken clubs and were delighted.
"Mmmmmm! This roast chicken club is really delicious!" Rhonda exclaims. "It's not too spicy and the sauces really give the sandwich a kick!"
"Yeah!" Brad started. "But I hate these veggie-tables on here! I hate them!"
He throws off the lettuce & tomato. The audience laughs at this.
"But I like the cheese though!" he said.
Rhonda finishes off her sandwich and turns to the Smiles cousins.
"That was exquisite, Auntie Penny & Auntie Mercedes!" she started. "The chicken is roasted perfectly and its seasonings are awesome! I'm really enjoying the Iverson sauce! The bacon is nice & crispy! The ranch dressing is a nice twist and gives the sandwich a kick! The cheese is melted perfectly! The buns are done & toasted perfectly. Not too sour. Not too sweet. Hopefully this sandwich wins! If not. Then you can put it on the menu at your place!"
"Thanks, Lil' Rhonda!" Mercedes said. "That really means alot!"
"So, are you ready to try our salad now?" Penny asks.
"Yes, please?" Rhonda said.
"Can I have mines' without the veggie-tables?" Brad asks. "I just want mines' with the chicken, the bacon, the shredded cheese, the ranch dressing, the boiled eggs, & the krouton thingies."
"Sure!" Penny said as she went to get the twins' salads. She soon returns with their salads. "Alright. Here are your salads! Enjoy them!"
The twins started eating the salads. Rhonda was quite impressed with the food as Brad was just plain happy.
"This is quite nice & exquisite!" Rhonda started as she eats her salad. "The lettuce & tomatoes are quite fresh! Just like they were just brought in by truck today! The ranch dressing is splendid! The chicken is done! The boiled eggs are a nice touch! I really love the croutons! They're nice & toasty! The cheese is good and the complete salad is tossed perfectly!"
"Thanks, Lil' Rhonda!" Penny said with a smile on her face.
"I love the entire thing!" Brad started. "The chicken is done to perfection! The bacon was crispy & also done to perfection! I really loved the ranch dressing, the shredded cheese & the boiled eggs! Those three ingredients are nice & perfect together!"
"Thanks, Lil' B!" Penny & Mercedes said in unison as the audience laughs.
Soon the twins were finished with the salads.
"Really to try our spicy chicken now?" Penny asks Rhonda.
"Yes!" Rhonda said. Then in a softer voice. "Please?"
Penny nods and gives her the chicken.
"I want to try the nuggets first please, Auntie Mercedes!" Brad said.
Mercedes obliges and gives him the nuggets. Rhonda picks up a chicken leg and takes a tiny bite. She starts chewing.
"Mmmmm! Not bad! Not too bad at all!" she exclaims as she takes a bigger bite this time. "It's really not that spicy!"
"Oh it is spicy, Lil' Rhonda!" Penny started. "It just hasn't hit you yet."
Rhonda keeps eating the chicken leg and she started eating the chicken breast now. She suddenly stops and drops the chicken breast down to her plate. She puts her hands onto her stomach as it rumbles loudly.
"Oh man! What is happening?" Rhonda asks. "My stomach is hurting & burning. Oh well."
She ignores this and finishes eating the chicken breast. After that was said & done. She starts eating another chicken breast. Her stomach rumbles even louder now as Rhonda starts to feel the heat. Then all of a sudden she screams out fire.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!" she hollers as she starts running around shooting fire. "THIS SUCKS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Penny rolls her eyes.
"I told her so." she said as the audience laughs.
Brad watches this and starts to laugh.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That is the funniest thing that I ever saw!" he laughs loudly. "Serves you right for ignoring Aunt Penny's warning, Rhonda! And you're supposed to be the smart one!"
Rhonda grabs him by the shirt collar and started choking him while still shooting out fire.
"LAUGH AT ME WILL YA!?" she shouts as she strangles him. "I'LL SHOW YOU TO LAUGH AT ANYTHING FUNNY!"
"GAAAAAAKKKK!" Brad said.
The audience laughs at this.
Meanwhile while this was happening. Bird brain was getting ready to throw his evil scheme into effect. Snooki & Zippy flies up to him.
"We just found out something, boss!" Snooki said.
"You did?" Bird brain asks. "What is it?"
"Well, we.." Snooki started before Zippy butted in.
"We just found out, dat they're serving alcohol at dis thing!" the stupid lust Zippy said in happiness as the audience laughs.
Snooki then takes out a black metal club and bashes it into Zippy's empty-ass head hard. The audience laughs at this.
"SHUT UP! I'M TALKING!" Snooki shouted as she turns her attention back to Bird brain. "Anyways, boss. I just found out that Agents; Katswell-Puppy, Puppy, & Katswell are here participating in this cook-off! They might stop us!"
Bird brain scoffs & laughs.
"They won't stop us, my dear Snooki!" he said. "We'll just have them go along with the rest of the contestants to the deep fryer of course!"
"Ha! Smart idea, boss!" Snooki said. "So, when are we going to plan the plan into effect?"
"Right about now, Snooki!" Bird brain said as he stood up and walks over to the podium & the microphone. "Can I get all the contestants' attention, please?"
Then all of the contestants including Kitty, Roz, Dudley, Russell, Catastrophe, Chaos, Penny, & Mercedes look over at him.
"That's General Willis!" Dudley called out.
"Yes, stupid imbecile mutt." Bird brain said. "It is me. The one & only; General Willis! It's time for me to take all of you contestants to the hotel across the street and to the hotel's convention hall, please?"
"Okay. There's nothing wrong with going to a hotel's convention hall for no reason." said an unsuspecting patron.
"What's in it for us to come with you?" Dudley asks. " Pause. I'm barely buzzed at this cook-off! There's better be something, that's going to make me go along with you!"
"I have free beer!" the fake General Willis said as the audience laughs.
"What are we waiting for!?" Dudley said as he picks up Kitty, Catastrophe, Chaos, Penny, Mercedes, Roz, & Russell all at once as the audience laughs. "LET'S GO!"
The fake General Willis aka Bird brain smiles evilly.
"Excellent." Bird brain said. "Follow me, please?"
Then he escorts all of the contestants & patrons to the hotel across the street. Kitty had started to think as well as Roz.
"Hmmm? There's something strange & suspicious about this." she said.
"I have the same feeling & suspicion as you, Kitty." Roz said. "There's something awfully fishy about this!"
"There's no fish!" Dudley said. " FREE BEER!"
Kitty & Roz both rolls their eyes in disgust as the audience laughs.
"I am hopink that there's plenty of free Russian vodka & free Russian caviar there, sister!" Catastrophe said.
"Da!" Chaos said. "I know, that there's goink to be plenty of motherfuckas to have their electronics, wallets, & jewelry stolen by me!"
Then all of the patrons & contestants went into the hotel and the hotel's convention hall. Then a 'clang' sound was head and it echoed throughout the hotel.
Back with Rhonda & Brad.
Rhonda was drinking herself some milk which put out the fire in her stomach & mouth and cooled her off. Brad had recovered from Rhonda choking him and he was eating the rest of his food. He looks up at her.
"Feel better now, Rhonda?" he asks.
"Yeah." Rhonda said as she finishes drinking her milk. "So, are you ready to go try the rest of the other vendors now?"
"Yeah!" Brad said as he finishes up his food. "Auntie Penny & Auntie Mercedes haves my vote! Whatever that means."
The audience laughs at this.
Then the twins started walking around the park. They started looking around.
"Uh, Rhonda? Have you noticed something?" Brad asks.
"Like, all of a sudden everyone's gone?" Rhonda asks.
"Something along the lines of that." Brad said.
They went up to Roz's & Russell's booth.
"Auntie Roz!" Rhonda called out. "Russell? Are you two there?"
"Russell? Auntie Roz?" Brad called out.
Then they listened for sound of life. But the only sound was heard was the lonely wind.
"They're not in there, Rhonda!" Brad said.
"Well, they're probably at mommy's booth." Rhonda said. "Let's go check!"
Then they went across over to Kitty's booth and saw that no one was there.
"No one's here either, Rhonda." Brad said.
"Let's go check at Godmom Catastrophe's & Godmom Chaos' booth with daddy." Rhonda suggested. "They all are probably there."
Then they went over to Catastrophe's & Chaos' booth and looked around. There was nothing but the sound of the lonely wind.
"They're not here either!" Brad exclaims.
Rhonda then started to think about something.
"I have an idea, Brad." she started. "We both look for them. You go to one end of the park and I'll go to the other end. Make sure you check each booth. Understand?"
"Yes, Rhonda!" Brad said as he nods his head.
"Alright." Rhonda said. "We meet back here at Dashie's Urban Chicken booth."
"Right!" Brad said.
Then the twins spilt up & started looking for the adults.
Twenty minutes later.
Rhonda was sitting at a table which was in front of Dashie's Urban Chicken booth waiting patiently for Brad to return.
"Where is Brad?" she asks. "It's been about twenty minutes or so! I think?"
The audience laughs as Brad walks back to the table. He was eating some chicken legs, chicken strips, and a bowl of chicken soup.
"Well, Rhonda. I'm back!" he said as he took a bite from the chicken leg. "I've checked all of the booths from the other end of the park!"
"Well, did you see anyone?" Rhonda asks.
"Nope. Not a soul." Brad said. "But there was plenty of free food to take & eat though!"
The audience laughs as he slurps the chicken soup loudly.
"Now, that's strange." Rhonda started. "All of the adults & the patrons of the park have disappeared. It seems like, they all have been kidnapped!"
"Don't you mean; 'Grown-up-napped?" Brad asks as the audience laughs.
"Whatever." Rhonda said.
"So, what are we going to do, Rhonda?" Brad asks. "We're the only ones here at the park!"
"I'm thinking of something, Brad." Rhonda said with full confidence.
But on the inside. She was worried.
Back at the hotel's convention hall.
All of the contestants & the park's patrons were locked up inside a giant cage and the cage itself was hanging above a giant chicken fryer.
"What are we doing in this giant cage, General Willis?" asks a contestant.
"Yeah." asks another contestant. "And why is this giant cage is above a giant chicken fryer?"
Dudley then looks around and sees the real General Willis chained up in a chair in the far corner.
"There's General Willis chained up in a chair over there in the corner!" he said as he runs over to him. "Why would you put all of us in here in this giant cage and have us dangling above a giant chicken fryer? Why are you doing in here with us in this giant cage?"
"Uh, Dudleykins?" Kitty asks.
"You all are in here, because that General Willis is a; I say, a fake!" the real General Willis started. "That fake General Willis is Bird brain! He's the one that put us in here and he's the one that's going to drop this giant cage into the giant chicken fryer below!"
"Mwhahahahahahaha! You are so right, Willis!" Bird brain said as he rips off his disguise and shows off his normal attire. He takes out a remote. "And once I press this button. The cage will lower into the giant fryer. Slowly at first, but then increasing speed within a few minutes! Since I see three TUFF agents and two villains in there with you. They will be fried along with you all! And once that is said & done. I will be able to take over the city with my 'Disintegrating ray gun and I will be able to build an army of my own! So, I'm going to sit down and watch as the cage goes into the deep fryer! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Then he presses the button on the remote and the cage starts lowering into the deep fryer.
"Dammit! Something like this would happen, when we leave our weapons at home!" Kitty sniffs.
"This fucking sucks!" Roz, Penny, & Mercedes sniffs in unison angrily.
"Da!" Catastrophe & Chaos said in unison.
"So, does that mean no beer?" Dudley asks as the audience laughs.
"No beer." Bird brain said smugly as the audience laughs.
Dudley then gets on his knees and raises his arms in the air.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he said all slowly & dramatically as the audience laughs.
Unbeknownst to everyone in the hotel's convention room. The same shadowy female figure with the green eyes was watching all of this.
"So, this is where it all started." she said in a serious tone. "Evil Czar Bird brain's reign of terror."
"Looks like, little Rhonda & little Brad is going to be orphans." Kitty said as she started crying a bit. "They don't know what's going on, since they're still at the park."
"I must go warn her about what's going on!" said the female shadow figure. "And I must team up with her to prevent Evil Czar Bird brain's reign of terror from starting and maybe my future will be completely different!"
Then the shadowy female figure leaves the hotel's convention room and runs over to DeLisle Memorial Park.
Back with the twins.
"So, what are we going to do, Rhonda?" Brad asks.
"I'm thinking, Bradley!" Rhonda said as she thought & thought.
"Well, hurry it up!" Brad said as the audience laughs.
"The same old Bradley Jay Puppy." said a feminine & adult voice from behind the twins. "He's always very impatient."
"Who said that?" Rhonda asks.
Brad turns & looks at the belonger of the voice. He sees a sexy, tall, tan cat with black hair which was tied in a ponytail and the ponytail was being held by a red band. She had three small black stripes on both of her cheeks. She also had a small beauty mole underneath her eye. She was also wearing a red mid-drift shirt with black horizontal trim on the top & bottom. A black vest over the mid-drift and a black mini skirt. She also was wearing black high heeled boots with red trim on top and she had on a black hat and was wearing a red & black collar with red rubies and her name was written in red cursive on her collar.
"It's a grown-up, Rhonda!" Brad said with joy. "Maybe, she's going to help us!"
Rhonda then turns to see the stranger.
"Are you going to help us?" she asks.
"Yes. I'm going to help you, little Rhonda & little Brad." the cat girl said.
"How do you know our names?" Rhonda asks in suspicion. "Are you the one that caused all of the adults to go away?"
"No." the cat girl started. "The reason I know your names because, little Rhonda. I am you. I'm you from twenty five years from the future!"
Then suspenseful music plays. The audience laughs at this.
"Nice touch." Brad said as the audience laughs.
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute." Rhonda started. "You're me from twenty five years in the future?"
"That's right!" Future Rhonda said. "I'm you from the future."
"Well, if you're me." Rhonda started still suspicious. "Prove it!"
Future Rhonda clears her throat.
"We both like to help people." she started. "We both have three small stripes on both of our cheeks on our faces. Our favorite colors are red & black. We both wear red & black clothing. Sometimes we both wear red, black, & white clothing. We both hate what Brad likes and we're both smart! And we both hate Lisa Simpson!"
"Oh yeah. I hate that damn Lisa Simpson!" Rhonda sniffs angrily. "Fucking vegetarian goody-goody two-shoes!"
The audience laughs.
"Does that answer your question?" Future Rhonda asks.
"Yes it does!" Rhonda said. "Alright. You convinced me. So, what are you doing here?"
"I'm here to stop Evil Czar Bird brain from getting into power." Future Rhonda started. "He receives his power on this exact day. This is also the same day, where mom, dad, Aunt Roz, Russell, Aunt Penny, Aunt Mercedes, Godmother Allison & Godmother Andrea died."
"What?" Brad asks. "Mommy, daddy, Auntie Rozzie, Russell, Auntie Penny, Auntie Mercedes, God mommy Catastrophe, & God mommy Chaos dies today?"
"Yep." Future Rhonda said.
"How do they die?" Brad asks.
"Bird brain kills them by frying them in a giant chicken fryer." Future Rhonda said. "And then he receives his power with his disintegrating ray gun and creates an army of his own, which leads him to take over Petropolis and the world."
"Wow." Brad said.
"Yeah." Future Rhonda said. "And I'm here to stop Bird brain from killing our parents and to stop him from getting power and ruining the future!"
"So, Bird brain's about to kill the people we love right now!?" Rhonda exclaims.
"Yes." Future Rhonda said. "That's why all three of us must stop him and release the people we love before it's too late!"
"How are we going to stop him?" Brad asks. "Rhonda & I are only one & a half year old babies."
"It's easy, little Brad." Future Rhonda started. "You both distract his two assistants, while I release the hostages. C'mon. Let's go!"
Then she picks up both of the twins and runs back over to the hotel convention room with them.
Back at the hotel's convention room.
The giant cage was starting to lower faster towards the giant chicken fryer. Bird brain was watching this with glee.
"I finally did it! I finally going to take over the city!" he said. "And there's no one that's going to stop me!"
Then there was a knock on the door. The hotel's manager peaks in.
"Are you okay in here?" he asks.
"Yes." Bird brain said.
"Do you have enough ice?" the manager asks.
"Yes." Bird brain said.
"Do you have enough grease for your giant chicken fryer?" the manager asks as the audience laughs.
"Yes!" Bird brain said getting irritated as the audience laughs.
"Do you need anything?" the manager asks.
"Yes." Zippy started. "I could use a mocha and some..."
Snooki then slams a club into Zippy's stupid-ass head. The audience laughs at this.
"SHUT UP!" Snooki shouted.
"We don't need anything else, my fine man." Bird brain said. "Everything's just perfect!"
"That's good!" the manager said. "If you need anything. Just holler."
Then the manager leaves and closes the door behind him. Bird brain regains his composure.
"Anyways. This is going to be great!" he said. "I am going to witness my worst enemies deaths! The death of General Willis. The death of Madame Catastrophe. The death of Madame Chaos. The death of Roz Katswell. The death of the dreadful Dudley Puppy and the death of Kitty Katswell-Puppy! I am so happy!"
"That's freakin' good, Boid brain!" Zippy said with her usual stupid happiness. "And youse are goin' to be even happier, when you loin to fly!"
"Zippy. Just shut up!" Bird brain sniffs. "I don't want your stupidity to ruin this good moment for me!"
"Ooops. Sorry." Zippy whispers as the audience laughs.
"Now to watch these deaths without any further interruptions!" Bird brain said.
Then a wall exploded. Future Rhonda & the twins were standing there looking angry. Bird brain turns to them.
"Who the hell are you three!?" he asks in astonishment.
"Evil Czar Bird brain." Future Rhonda started. "We finally meet!"
Kitty looks over at the three.
"Rhonda? Brad?" she asks.
"It's going to be so nice to hurt you so bad!" Future Rhonda said as she sets down the twins. "I'm going to hurt you, just like you hurt me & my twin brother on this day! But first, I'm going to release these hostages and then kick your ass!"
"Ha!" Bird brain laughs as he stood up from his chair. "Challenge accepted! Zippy! Snooki! You two stop the babies, while I'll get the bitch!"
"Right, boss!" Snooki said.
"Alright, past Rhonda & past Brad." Future Rhonda started. "LET'S DO THIS!"
Then Future Rhonda rushes & pounces onto Bird brain as the twins went towards Zippy & Snooki. Everyone in the giant cage watches this in amazement.
"Who's that girl with them?" Roz asks. "She kinda looks like a future Rhonda."
"She kinda does look like a future Rhonda." Mercedes said.
Zippy & Snooki flew over towards the twins. Zippy took out some eggs and aimed it at them.
"Here. Have some eggs!" she said as she started throwing the eggs at the twins.
Rhonda successfully dodged from being hit by the eggs but Brad was being pelted by the eggs. The audience laughs at this.
"EWWW! GROSS!" Brad exclaims. "You disgusting birdies!"
"SHUT UP!" Zippy shouted as she throws some more eggs at Brad. "Spoiled brat!"
The eggs hit Brad some more.
"YUCK!" Brad exclaims as the audience laughs.
Snooki then took out a taser.
"Time to end this shit!" she said as she turns on the taser.
Rhonda sees this and quickly thinks up a plan.
"Hey, isn't that Pauly Joe over there?" she pointed behind the two hummingbirds.
Zippy & Snooki both turn to the direction where Rhonda was pointing at.
"WHERE!?" they both said in unison as the audience laughs.
Then with her quick lightning kitten reflexes, Rhonda grabs both humming birds and she squeezes & crushes them with her hands and Brad kicks away Snooki's taser, which hits a wall and breaks into pieces.
"Ha! Fooled ya!" Rhonda said.
"GAAAAAAAAAKK! This fuckin' sucks!" both Zippy & Snooki said grasping for some air. "We were both defeated for our lust for Jersey City's Pauly Joe! Dammit!"
"Stupid birds!" Rhonda said.
Meanwhile, Future Rhonda & Bird brain was fighting each other. Bird brain throws a punch into Future Rhonda's face, but she ducks before the punch lands. Then she karate kicks him to his head, face, & groin. Then she throws several brutal Katswell punches to his face, knocking out several teeth. Bird brain then takes out his disintegrating ray and aims it at her.
"Time to disintegrate this bitch!" he said as he puts a finger on the trigger.
Future Rhonda sees this and judo kicks the disintegrating ray out of his hand. The ray falls into the giant chicken fryer and gets fried to a crisp.
"MY DISINTEGRATING RAY!" shouted Bird brain. "I've spent Zippy's salary on that!"
"OI!" Zippy shouted in Rhonda's grip as the audience laughs.
"You fucking cat bitch! I'm going to go in that ass! Bird brain sniffs as he went over to her and starts trying to throw some punches and kicks at her. He also took out some ninja stars and throw them at her.
"HA! YA!" Bird brain said.
Future Rhonda ducks from getting hit with the ninja stars. She takes out her own black ninja stars. She throws them at him. The ninja stars hit Bird brain and attaches him into a wall. Then Future Rhonda runs over to him and throws a million punches into his stomach at quick lightning speed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bird brain hollers in pain.
"Give up yet?" Future Rhonda asks.
"Yes." Bird brain said. "I give!"
"Good." Future Rhonda started. "Now, how do you get that cage open?"
"It's quite simple, strange cat." Bird brain started as he spits out a tooth. "The giant cage will open when you say 'open'."
"Wow! I have to say open?" Future Rhonda asks. "Ha! Ha! Ha! You become a future evil czar? Ha! You are definitely the weakest piece of shit! And I was afraid of you!? HA!"
Then she takes the remote from Bird brain's grip. She turns her attention towards the quickly lowering giant cage which was just a few inches from dropping into the giant chicken fryer. Future Rhonda presses the button on the remote which stops the giant cage from dropping into the giant chicken fryer.
"Whew!" everyone said in the cage wiping sweat off of their brows.
"OPEN!" Future Rhonda shouted.
Then the giant cage opens and the hostages were free!
"FREEDOM!" the hostages shouted as they started running out of the cage.
Kitty & Roz unchains General Willis from his chair.
"C'mon. Let's go, General Willis." Kitty said.
Then they leave the giant cage. Even though the giant cage was empty. The rope holding the giant cage breaks and the giant cage falls into the giant chicken fryer. All of the grease starts frying the cage. Everyone sighs in relief. Kitty, Roz, & Dudley turns to Future Rhonda.
"Thanks for saving us!" Kitty said.
"Yeah." Roz said. "We would all be really fucked, if you didn't show up!"
"Yeah." Dudley said. "And why do you look like our baby daughter; Rhonda?"
"That's because I am your baby daughter Rhonda!" Future Rhonda said as both of the twins with Zippy & Snooki walks up. "I'm from twenty five years in the future. I was assigned to come here and stop Bird brain from killing you & gaining power over the world with his working disintegrating ray gun and his future army."
"Really?" Catastrophe asks. "You're from the future, Godchild Rhonda darlink?"
"Yes, Godmom Allison." Future Rhonda said. "I am!"
"Where's Godchild Brad?" Chaos asks.
"He's back in the future watching over the PNS & our team." Future Rhonda said. "Even though I'm in charge of the PNS. He was the one who sent me here to the past and stop the future threat. The threat has been subdued very easily, if I must say."
"Yeah. Bird brain is pretty easy to fight." Kitty said as she turns her attention to the baby Rhonda. "Give mommy the two slutty hummingbirds, please?"
"Okay, mommy!" Rhonda said as she gives Kitty Zippy & Snooki.
Kitty takes the stupid hummingbirds and put them in a small cage. Roz & Future Rhonda went over to Bird brain. Future Rhonda takes back her ninja stars as Roz puts handcuffs on Bird brain's wrists.
"Bird brain. You're under arrest for fifty charges of attempted murder." Roz started. "Fifty charges of kidnapping. One charge of assault & battery. Fifty charges of terroristic threat and a hundred charges for being an idiot!"
Bird brain sighs in defeat as General Willis walks up to him.
"Ha! Ha! You're going to jail, 'Birdsie'!" he gloated. "Ha! Looks like, I win again! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"I was so close!" Bird brain said as Roz & Kitty escorts him and his two slut assistants out of the convention room. "I was so close to winning! How can things get any worse?"
The hotel manager walks up to them.
"Here's your bill, Mr. Bird brain sir." he said as he shows Bird brain the bill.
Bird brain looks at it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" he hollers as the audience laughs.
"Let's just go, sis." Roz said to Kitty.
"Good idea, Rozzie!" Kitty said.
Then both Katswell sisters leave to take Bird brain & his two slut assistants off to jail, with Bird brain still screaming his head off. The audience laughs & applaudes to this. General Willis turns to everyone else.
"Alright, everyone. Let's, I say, let's all get back to the fried chicken cook-off!" he said with a smile on his face.
"Yeah!" Dudley cheers. "MORE FREE SAMPLES!"
"MORE FREE FOOD!" Brad shouted as the audience laughs.
Then they all went back to the PFC fried chicken-cook off.
Back at DeLisle Memorial Park sometime later.
Everyone was enjoying themselves at the cook-off. It shows the gang sitting at a table eating some of the chicken and was talking to Future Rhonda at the same too also.
"Wow! The future really sound fucked up." Dudley said.
"Da!" Catastrophe said. "It sounds like, it fuckink sucks."
"It does fucking suck, Godmom Allison." Future Rhonda started. "Since I stopped Bird brain from killing you and destroying his disintigrating ray gun. I will have a completely different future now!"
"And what's that?" Brad asks.
"A peaceful future, Brad!" Rhonda butted in as the audience laughs.
"Yeah!" Future Rhonda said.
"Well, I'm glad to see that you're okay, Rhonda!" Kitty said. "Looks like, you turned out to be an outstanding person."
Future Rhonda laughs.
"Well, it does run in the family." she said.
Then General Willis walks up to the stand. Dudley sees him.
"Look! General Willis is at the stand!" he said.
"Can I get everyone's attention, please?" General Willis said.
Everyone looks at him.
"Good. It's time; I say, it's to announce the winner of the fried chicken cook-off now!" General Willis said. "The winner will get their recipe of chicken added to the PFC menu and win a half a million dollars!"
Everyone applaudes as General Willis takes out a envelope.
"Okay. The winner of my fried chicken cook-off is," General Willis said as he opens up the envelope and took out a piece of paper & reads it. "Rosalita Anne Lopez with her Extra Crispy Spicy Barbeque Chicken recipe!"
Everyone applaudes as a orange tiger cat with black hair in a ponytail. Black eyes. A white muzzle around her mouth, wearing a red & blue shirt. Black jeans. Black Nikes and white socks walks up to the stand and takes the gold chicken trophy and a check of half a million dollars.
"Yes! Thank you! Thank you!" Rosalita said. "I did my best!"
"Oh well." Kitty said. "At least, I know that my chicken is the best!"
"Mine's too!" Roz added.
"Our's too!" Penny & Mercedes added.
"And ours too!" Catastrophe & Chaos added as the audience laughs.
"I know, that all of you girls' fried chicken recipes are delicious!" Dudley praised.
"Yeah!" Russell started as he bites into a chicken leg. "Each recipe have their own uniqueness! You don't need a golden trophy or a check to say that!"
Kitty, Roz, Catastrophe & Chaos blushes as Penny & Mercedes smiled.
"Thanks, Russell!" they all said in unison as the audience laughs.
Future Rhonda wipes her mouth with a napkin and then stands up from the table.
"Well, it's time for me to be getting back to the future." she said.
"Awww. Do you have to leave so soon?" Chaos asks. "We were just gettink used to you."
"Yes. I have to leave, Godmom Andrea." Future Rhonda said. "I have to see, how the future is now."
"Oh well. It was nice seeing you, Rhonda sweetie!" Kitty said. "I hope, you take care of yourself in the future!"
"Oh I will, mom!" Future Rhonda said. "I will!"
Then she turns to the twins.
"And you two take care too!" she said.
"Why are you looking at me when you say that?" Brad asks as the audience laughs.
"Because, you're the sneaky one!" Rhonda said as the audience laughs.
"Oh yeah!" Brad said. "I forgot."
The audience laughs at Brad's cluelessness as both Rhondas rolled their eyes.
"Anyways," Future Rhonda started as turns to the baby Rhonda. "I sure hope, that you enjoy your brand new ability, baby me!"
"New ability?" Rhonda asks. "What new ability?"
"You'll find out soon!" Future Rhonda said. "Real soon!"
"Will we be able to see you again?" Brad asks with curiousness.
"Maybe." Future Rhonda said.
Dudley runs up to her.
"You be careful with those guys out there." he said in a stern voice. "I don't want my daughter to get pregnant with some strange dude's baby."
"Okay, pops!" Future Rhonda said. "I promise."
"That's good." Dudley said. "I don't want to fuck anybody up!"
The audience laughs as Future Rhonda smiles & laughs.
"That's my pop!" she said as she took out her phone. "Bye, past family!"
"Bye!" everyone said to Future Rhonda as they waved.
Then Future Rhonda presses a button and she disappears her way back to the future. The audience applaudes.
"I wonder, what future me was talking about?" Rhonda asks as she takes a bite from a chicken leg. "What ability?"
"Whoa. Careful there, Lil Rhonda." Penny started. "You're eating our original extra crispy fried chicken again."
Rhonda stops eating the chicken leg and waited. Nothing happened.
"What happened?" Rhonda asks. "Why am I not shooting fire from my mouth again?"
"Well, you must've developed the ability to eat spicy foods, lil Rhonda!" Mercedes started as she took out a iPad and showed a model of a person eating something spicy. "You see. Earlier you ate several pieces of chicken that caused you to shoot out fire? When you done that. The spiciness & the fire of that chicken had maded sort of a permanent firewall in your stomach. Which means, you can eat spicy foods for now on without any consequences! Also you can shoot out a little bit of fire each time you eat something spicy!"
"Wow! That's really something, Auntie Mercedes!" Rhonda exclaims.
"Yes it is, my little niece!" Roz started. "Me & your mom also have that and does that also!"
"Really?" Rhonda asks as she turns to Kitty. "Is that true, mommy?"
"Yes, Rhonda sweetie!" Kitty said. "All females in our family have that and does that! Also your godmothers and your aunt Penny & Mercedes does all of those things too!"
"Sweet!" Rhonda exclaims as the audience laughs. "I will dominate!"
The audience laughs.
"So, is it time to end the chapter now, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks as he downs his chicken as the audience laughs.
"It's time now, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "This has been quite a chapter. Things happened. We learned that Bird brain had a long-standing grudge against General Willis. We also learned that Penny & Mercedes makes their own spicy chicken."
"Which is delicious by the way!" Brad butted in as the audience laughs.
"Thanks, Bradley." Kitty said. "Rhonda comes from the future and rescues all of us from a terrible fate and defeats him as present Rhonda & Brad defeated his two stupid assistants."
"I also learned that I shoot out fire each time I eat something spicy!" Rhonda started. "And I have a permanent firewall in my stomach also!"
"Yeah! That too, Rhonda sweetie!" Kitty said with praise & a smile on her face. "General Willis & PFC found their new recipe of chicken! And also the twins learned that they have the skills to be food critics and might be them in the future!"
"Hey! I didn't do anything in this chapter, Kit-Kat." Dudley complained.
"Well, you did get buzzed from eatink our vodka barbeque sauce when you was tryink our chicken strips, Agent Puppy darlink." Catastrophe added as the audience laughs.
"Oh yeah. I forgot about that." Dudley said sheepishly as he blushes.
The audience laughs at this as Kitty turns to the camera.
"Anyways. I sure hope that you enjoyed this chapter!" she started. "Tune into the next chapter. It's going to be as good!"
"Yeah!" Everyone at the table said.
Then they all does a frozen pose as the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays and the audience applaudes.