The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3

TKKS-short#4 Old School Fun-(part 2)

Alright. This is part two of the spring break story arc. In this chapter. The TUFF gang continues their relaxation on their spring break. So, there's going to be plenty of old school fun. Some other fun happening in this chapter! So, sit back. Relax. Read and review!

It was the very next morning at the Petropolis beach. It was sunny with some clouds passing through the sky. It now shows the Homey's Hotel & Casino at Petropolis Beach now with some spring breakers having themselves some iced coffee outside of the hotel. It shows the Katswell-Puppy family getting themselves ready for breakfast now. Kitty opens up the door to get the newspaper. She sees an envelope.

"What's this?" she asks as she picks up the envelope & the newspaper and take them into the hotel room.

Kitty then sits down at the table as it shows Dudley & the twins watching TV.

"Now we return to My Little Christopher Lowell." the TV announcer said. "Only on Fox!"

It shows a balding middle-aged man putting up some decorations in one of the ponies house. His name was Christopher.

"Ooooh! Let's set up these curtains!" he said as he puts up some curtains on a window. "This will bring out the brightness in this room!"

"Are you sure about that, Christopher?" Fluttershy asks slyly. "I mean... I kinda like the room the way it is.

Then Christopher sharply turns to her and started yelling in her face.

"HEY! WHO'S THE FUCKING INTERIOR DESIGNER HERE!?" he shouted in her face.

"Y-Y-You are." Fluttershy whispers.

"That's right!" Christopher said. "Now, to get rid all of these disgusting, smelly, nasty animals!"

"No...not my animals..." Fluttershy complained.

Then Christopher got rid of Fluttershy's animals as he put up the curtains in her house.

"God! This show has really fallen down to hell." Rhonda said in a bored tone as she turns the TV with the remote as the audience laughs.

"Yeah." Brad said. "Totally."

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"What's that you have, Kit-Kat?" he asks as he pointed to the envelope.

"I don't know, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she started opening up the envelope. "But I'm going to open it and look at it."

She opens up the envelope and took out four black cards with blue trim and red lettering on black lanyards. A note falls out from the envelope. Rhonda picks up the note and starts to read it as Dudley & Kitty look at the cards.

"Looks like, these are backstage passes for the Spring Fling, mommy!" Rhonda said. "For all of us!"

"Wow! Backstage passes!" Dudley said in awe. "That means, I get to hang with the teamsters and eat free sample at their snack tables!"

"Yeah." Kitty started. "And hopefully we get to chat & hang out with the old-school rappers too and talk about certain ideas! I wonder, did anyone else get some backstage passes too?"

"Probably, mommy." Rhonda said as Brad's stomach rumbles loudly. "Sounds like a certain baby is hungry!"

"Yep! I sure am!" Brad said.

"Well, it's time to order some breakfast now!" Kitty said as she picks up the hotel room's phone and looks at the menu. "So, what do you all want for breakfast?"

"BACON! TONS OF BACON!" Dudley shouted. "With a lot of sausage patties, sausage links, with ham! Orange juice!"

"Yeah! Me too!" Brad started. "Except I want some toast and marmalade along with some fruit slices, orange juice, and milk too!"

"Okay!" Kitty said. "Me & Rhonda will have a regular breakfast along with some orange juice, apple slices, & toast."

Then she places the orders for their breakfasts to the room service down below as Dudley & the twins turns the TV to some other channel.

"Wow. There's really nothing good on right now." Brad started. "There's plenty of crap on TV right now."

"Wow! You must really be bored, Brad!" Rhonda started. "You usually never say anything about tv like that."

"Yep, Rhonda." Brad started. "I'm really boarded of tv for right now. Hopefully, breakfast comes soon! I'm starving!"

"Me too!" Rhonda said.

"ME THREE!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.

Then there was a knock on the hotel room door. Kitty stands up.

"Ah! That must be room service now!" she said as she goes over to the door and opens it up.

There standing there was room service with the family's breakfasts.

"Room service." said the bell boy. "Here's your breakfast."

Then he pushes in the cart into the room as Dudley, Brad, & Rhonda runs over to the table. The audience laughs at this as Kitty walks over to the table and the bell boy sets the dishes onto the table. Kitty starts to take out her wallet to pay to bell boy when the bell boy stops her.

"No. No. You're already paid for." he said. "Matter of fact. Our services to you are paid for by the management!"

"Oh? Really?" Kitty asks. "Well, that's nice of them!"

The bell boy leaves with the cart. Dudley takes off the top from his dish to see all of the things he had ordered.

"Oh man! Just look at all the sausage, ham & bacon!" Dudley exclaims as he started drooling up a lake as the audience laughs. "I am going to enjoy this breakfast!"

Then he started downing his breakfast noisily and loudly. The audience laughs as Kitty and the twins started eating their breakfasts. They were all impressed with the food.

"Mmmmmmm! These Eggs Benedicts are delicious!" Kitty exclaims. "They are made perfectly!"

"I am enjoying these Egg Omelets!" Rhonda exclaims as she eats her eggs omelets with cheese. "They have cheddar cheese in them and they are seasoned quite right too!"

"And the bacon is extremely crispy too!" Brad said as he eats some bacon and sausage. "And this sausage is done perfectly and so is the toast!"

The family keeps eating their breakfasts until they were finished. Soon they were done and they were patting their full bellies.

"Oh, man! That was so fucking great, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he burps loudly as the audience laughs. "That's one of the greatest breakfasts that I ever had!"

"I know what you mean, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she burps loudly as the audience laughs. "It's one of the best breakfasts I had for quite awhile too!"

"Yeah!" the twins said in unison as the audience laughs. "Burp us please, mommy!"

So Kitty picks up both of the twins and patted their backs until they burped.

"HAAAAAAAAAAA!" the twins said in unison. "Sleepy."

"Yeah. Me too!" Dudley said. "That breakfast was pretty filling!"

Kitty then yawns as she looks at the clock.

"Well, there's plenty of time until the Spring Fling starts back up again." she started. "I'm sleepy too! Let's all go take a nap before we go!"

"Good idea, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

Then they all went to their beds and layed down. They immediately went to sleep.

Later on.

Roz was sitting outside of the hotel along with her mini at a bench & table. They were in the middle of a discussion. They too also had some backstage passes to the Spring Fling and they were talking about them.

"I wonder who gave us these all-access backstage passes?" Mini Roz asks.

"I dunno, mini me." Roz said. "I dunno, but this is going to kick-ass! We're going to go to the backstage and chill with all of the old-school rappers!"

"Yeah!" Mini Roz exclaims. "I wonder, does everyone else have some background passes too?"

Then Karey along with Mini Dudley walks up to the bench.

"Hey, guys!" Karey greeted.

"How are things?" Mini Dudley asks.

Both Rozzes turns to them.

"We're both doing fine, Mini Duds!" Roz said.

"Yeah!" Mini Roz said. "I see that you two also have backstage passes to the Spring Fling too!"

"Yeah!" Karey said. "I read the letter that came in the envelope. It said; that the passes came from the management of the hotel & casino. How pleasant of them!"

"I wonder, why the management give us these backstage passes for?" Mini Roz wondered.

"I don't know, mini me." Roz said. "Maybe it was a gift for us?"

"That could be it." Mini Dudley said as he turns to Karey. "Sexy Karey baby. Do you want to go to the casino and win some money? I'm treating!"

Karey then turns to him and smiles.

"Sure! I would love that, Mini Duds baby!" she said. "I love to go to casinos!"

Then the alien trio walks up with several plates of food and sit down at the table. Everyone else looks at them and the plate of food. Mini Dudley started to drool a bit from staring at the food. The audience laughs at this.

"Wow! Just look at all that food you three have!" Roz said in awe.

"Yeah!" Mini Dudley said as he licks his lips as the audience laughs.

"Did you three invade the large food buffet or what?" Karey asks using the word invaded in emphasis as the audience laughs.

"No, we didn't." Fire said as she eats a slice of pepperoni, ham, & cheese pizza. "We just played at the Earth casino that's in the Earth hotel!"

"Yeah! And we played plenty of Earth's gambling games!" Raquel said as she took a bite from her stuffed chicken taco. "And we won plenty & plenty of Earth casino gambling chips!"

"Which I tried to eat at first." K-9 Joe started as he shows everyone a chipped tooth. "But I learned that I couldn't eat them. I would have to cash them in for some of the other games in the casino."

"But ultimately we decided to cash in the Earth casino gambling chips to the Earth casino's buffet and got all of this delicious Earth food!" Raquel exclaims as she stuffs five more chicken tacos into her mouth and the audience laughs.

"That's great, you three!" Mini Roz said.

"Wow! I didn't know you could do that!" Mini Dudley said in awe. "Maybe I should do that, Karey baby!"

"Yeah!" Karey said as she picks him up. "Let's go to that casino!"

Then she & Mini Dudley go to the casino as Fire takes out a black card with blue trim and red lettering attached to a black lanyard.

"I see that you two got these weird card things too!" she said as she took a bite from her slice of pizza. "We found these in an envelope in front of our hotel room this morning!"

"Do you think everyone is getting these things?" K-9 Joe asks as he eats his plate of food loudly as the audience laughs.

"Probably." Mini Roz said. "We just have to wait and see."

Then she looks to see Katty walking up.

"Hey, Katty!" Mini Roz greeted. "I see that you're looking happy today!"

"I sure am, Mini older sis!" Katty said as she looks at everyone else. "I see, that you guys have backstage passes too!"

"Yeah!" Roz said. "Going backstage to talk some of the old-school rap groups is going to kick fucking ass!"

"Did a certain someone say fucking ass?" Russell asks as he wraps his arms around Roz's shoulders and he gives her a kiss. "Do you want to be fucked in the ass, Rozzie?"

"Hee!Hee!Hee! Oh, Russell!" Roz said. "I wasn't talking about that."

"So, what where you talking about?" Russell asks. "These backstage passes that we found this morning?"

"Yeah!" Mini Roz said. "That's right, Russell!"

"I am so pumped about meeting my favorite old-school rap groups!" Russell exclaims. "I need to iron my favorite shirt so I can be ready! I wonder if the Oglevee Professors are going to be there?"

"I hope so!" Katty said. "They're one of my favorite old-school rap groups! I hope the Spring Fling starts soon! I'm so excited!"

"Oh, I hate this shitty music!" said a voice.

Then a record scratch sound was heard. The audience laughs at this. Everyone turned angrily to the belonger of the voice.

"Who the living hell said that!?" Roz asks angrily.

"Who's the fucking dead man!" Russell asks as he balls up his fists.

"YEAH!" Katty sniffs angrily.

It then shows Snaptrap & DOOM sitting nearby.

"All of this music is so fucking crappy!" Snaptrap bitched as he rolls his eyes. "It's so fucking bad for the brain!"

"Ha! You would know!" Francisco laughs. "You're nothing but a fucking idiot! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

Then the rest of DOOM laughs at Snaptrap's misfortune as the audience laughs.

"Hey! That's not funny, Francisco!" Snaptrap bitches.

Then Roz, Russell & Katty walks up to them. Snaptrap turns to them with a stupid smile on his face.

"Hey look! It's the TUFF agents!" he said. "What are you guys doing here? I thought Spring Break is out of your league!"

"They're not!" Roz said. "Now, you just said that you can't stand old-school rap. Is that true?"

"That's true, Agent Katswell." Snaptrap said. "I can't stand this shitty music!"

"You're a fucking asshole, rat!" Russell sniffs angrily.

"And you just made a deadly mistake too!" Katty said. "Let's jump him and beat the living hell out of him for being so damn stupid!"

Then the TUFF gang jump onto Snaptrap and started beating the living hell out of him. The audience laughs & applaudes at this.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap hollers out in pain.

The beating lasts for the next fifty minutes until the TUFF gang gets done beating up the stupid rat. The TUFF gang dusts themselves off.

"Alright. I think it's time to get some lunch, everyone!" Roz started. "And then get ourselves ready for the Spring Fling!" Roz said.

"Oh boy! Lunch!" Russell said. "I'm in the mood for some chicken cordon bleu & bacon sandwiches from the Karby's food kiosk!"

"More food!" K-9 Joe exclaims happily as the audience laughs.

"That's sounds delicious!" Katty said. "My stomach is rumbling!"

Then the TUFF gang goes to the food vendor kiosks leaving a battered & beatened Snaptrap on the ground. Ricki then walks up carrying several bags. She looks down at Snaptrap with a disgusted look on her face.

"Well. Well. Well. What have we got here?" she said smugly. "What happened to you, Snappy?"

"Well, I was beat up.." Snaptrap started but was interrupted by Larry.

"Lame ass here was beaten up by the TUFF agents, because he said that he hated old-school rap music and that offended them." Larry said snootily as he took a sip of lemonade.

"And it was so fucking funny! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Bad Dog laughs.

"I can't stand this stupid rat!" Francisco said as he laughs at Snaptrap's misfortune. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"I can't stand this fucking idiot either, Mr. Francisco!" Ricki said as she gives Snaptrap a big kick to the stomach as the audience laughs. "Take that for saying that old-school rap sucks!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap cries. "I-I'm sorry! Can-Can you at least take me to the nearest hospital? P-P-Please!?"

"Ah, take a salt tablet, pussy!" Ricki sniffs angrily.

The audience laughs at Snaptrap's pain & Ricki's carelessness for him.

Later.

The Spring Fling had just gotten started for the day. All of the Spring Flingers were having a great time partying and enjoying the old-school rap music. G-funk music and some jazz music. There were also some comedians performing onstage with their comedy and stand up. All of the TUFF gang was having a great time.

It shows Kitty now. She was wearing a black flat top. Black jean shorts. White socks and black Nikes with white trim and green laces. Her hair was still in a ponytail. She had the twins in their carriers and the twins were enjoying the music.

"I am enjoying this music, mommy!" Rhonda shouted in glee. "I can get into this music and love it for the rest of my life!"

"Yeah! This music is nice!" Brad shouted. "I am loving the beats!"

"I'm glad to hear that, babies!" Kitty exclaims with a smile on her face.

"That my kids that said that!" Dudley shouted as he took a bite from a two foot hot dog with extra chili, cheese, & ketchup as the audience laughs.

Kitty then turns to the twins.

"You know, babies. While you two was still in my belly." she started. "I let you two listen to these old-school beats!"

"Really?" Brad asks. "How, mommy?"

"She put on headphones around her belly, Brad." Rhonda said. "That's what mommies do! It helps the babies develop right."

"Yeah! That's right, Rhonda!" Kitty said. "And it looks like, it worked perfectly for you two!"

"Shy Guys suck!" Brad shouted loudly as the audience laughs.

"Well, for the most part." Rhonda said as the audience laughs. "Brad does have pop's genes though."

"I'm enjoying this!" Mini Roz shouted. "This is so fucking hardcore!"

"Yeah!" Mini Devon exclaims. "This is so sweet!"

"I wonder, when are we going to go backstage?" Devon asks.

Then the emcee walks up onstage.

"Okay! Okay!" he said. "Up next. He's new to the old-school game! He's a very funny comedian! You see his videos on Wetube. Introducing; DashieLMFAO!"

Then a slightly overweight orange with black stripes male tabby with a white muzzle and a small black triangle-shaped nose wearing a blue shirt with a black vest. Black jean shorts. White socks and black Nikes with blue trim and white laces and a black cap on backwards walks out and waves at the applauding spring flingers.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Dashie said.

"We love you, Dashie!" shouted a female spring flinger.

"Thank you!" Dashie said. "Now, it's time for some jokes!"

Then he started performing his standup and the Spring Flingers laughs at the standup. Meanwhile Snaptrap was all bandaged up and was sitting in a wheelchair right on the beach bitching & complaining while Ricki was eating a wet chicken burrito and the rest of DOOM was having a great time.

"Ah, this fucking sucks!" Snaptrap bitches. "All of this music is so crappy! Where's Justin Beaver at? I like his music!"

Ricki then grab his arm and twists it severely. The rest of DOOM laughs at this as well as the audience.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap hollers in pain.

"Shut the fuck up, bitch rat!" Ricki sniffs. "Justin Beaver is lame ass, talentless prick that can't sing! Now, stop ruining this fun for the rest of us!"

"Yeah!" Bad Dog said. "You fucking suck, Snaptrap!"

Larry then hits Snaptrap's knee with a fist hard.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap hollers in pain again as the audience laughs. "THIS FUCKING SUCKS!"

"Shut up you big baby!" Larry sniffs as the audience laughs.

"I must put a stop to this!" Snaptrap sniffs. "The sooner, the better!"

Then suddenly some Spring Flingers grabs him off of his wheelchair and started carrying him & tossing him up in the air. Ricki & the rest of DOOM laughs at his misfortune.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That's what you get for being a bitch-ass, Snappy!" Ricki cheered after him as the audience laughs. "You're not going to stop all of this!"

One hour later.

The TUFF gang was about to go onto backstage.

"Oh boy! We're about to go onto backstage!" Dudley exclaims. "I am so pumped about this!"

"So am I!" Mini Karey exclaims. "This is going to be a great moment for me!"

Keswick turns to Patrice.

"Do you have your c-c-c-c-camera, Patrice baby?" he asks her.

Patrice took out her camera.

"Yes I do, Keswick honey!" she said.

The backstage security stands in front of the entrance which leads to the backstage.

"Do you have any backstage passes?" the bouncer asks.

Then all of the TUFF gang showed him their All-access backstage passes. The bouncer look at all of their passes and he nods his head.

"Okay! Come on in!" the bouncer said.

The TUFF gang goes into the backstage area. They all look around the backstage area in awe. There was several black couches. Black chairs. Flat screen tvs. Carts full of food. Tables and several coolers & mini fridges.

"Wow! Look at all of this shit back here!" Mini Kitty exclaims.

"Yeah!" Roz said. "Looks like, they're living it up back here!"

"Look at all that food!" both regular & mini Dudley said in unison as they lick their lips & the audience laughs. "That looks really delicious!"

"It sure does!" K-9 Joe said as he licks his lips too.

"LET'S EAT!" Dudley shouted loudly as the audience laughs.

Then the three dogs ran over to the food carts and started downing the food. Everyone else rolls their eyes and smiles as the audience laughs. Then Katty sees someone.

"Hey! Isn't that Warren T & Cypress Hill over there!?" she asks as she pointed out.

Roz & Russell turns to see the aforementioned old-school rap, G-funk, and R+B rappers who were two foxes, three cats, a brown dog, and a lone wolf.

"Yes it is!" Roz exclaims. "Yo, Cypress Hill!"

The two foxes, three cats, & dog all dressed up in basketball jerseys, black jean shorts, white socks, black hats, & black Nikes with black laces & white trim turns over to her.

"Hey!" they shouted in unison. "Is that girl that rapped a good game with her two sisters last night!"

"She just ain't any girl." said one of the foxes. "She's Roz Katswell! She's a kick-ass TUFF agent & basketball player! She was in this past March's Playboy Centerfold!"

"And the girl with the curly-styled hair and ponytail is her twin sister; Kitty Katswell-Puppy!" said one of the cats. "She's also a kick-ass TUFF agent and basketball player! She too was also in this past March's Playboy Centerfold! I must get her autograph!"

"And the girl with the white lightning bolt shape through her hair is Kitty's & Roz's triplet sister; Katty Katswell!" said the dog. "I heard of her!"

Kitty, Roz, & Katty smile & blushes. The audience laughs at this.

"Thank you, Cypress Hill!" the Katswell triplets said in unison.

"Damn girls. You are pretty famous with them!" Russell said.

"Y-Y-Yeah!" Keswick said.

"How would you all like to hang out with us?" Warren T asks as the TUFF team. "You know? Eat with us. Get high with us. You know? Have old-school fun!"

"That sounds like fun!" Mini Roz exclaims.

"Yeah! That sounds like an entertaining night!" Devon said.

"That sounds great, guys!" Kitty started. "But you know. I can't get high in front of the twins here."

"How about you let Penny & Mercedes look after them, Kitty?" Fire suggested. "According to my records. They never have gotten high in their lives and they love the twins too!"

"Yes we do!" said a voice.

Everyone turns to see Penny & Mercedes walk up. The audience applaudes, whistles, & cheers for them.

"We are willing to look after the twins for you guys!" Mercedes said.

"Yeah!" Penny said. "And they always have fun with us!"

"Are you sure, you girls want to do that?" Mini Roz asks. "I mean, you will miss your time backstage with us."

"You don't need to worry about that, Mini Roz." Penny started. "These all-access backstage passes lasts until next week!"

"So, that means we have plenty of time to chill with you guys!" Mercedes said.

"That's nice!" Karey said.

Kitty looks down at the twins.

"Does that sound good to you two?" she asks them.

"Yeah!" the twins said unison. "Hopefully, we get to have some watermelon!"

Penny & Mercedes both laughs.

"Don't worry, twins. We have watermelon as well as sour watermelon bubble gum popsicles!"

"Oh boy!" Rhonda exclaims. "That sounds really delicious, Auntie Penny!"

"Yeah! It does!" Brad exclaims.

"It is, B!" Mercedes said. "Well, what are we waiting for!? Let's go, twins!"

Then Kitty gives Penny & Mercedes the stuff that the twins are going to need and the twins themselves.

"Bye-bye, Rhonda. Bye-bye, Brad!" Kitty said. "We'll see you later! Have fun with Auntie Penny & Auntie Mercedes now, you hear?"

"Yes, mommy!" the twins said in unison as the audience laughs.

Penny, Mercedes, & the twins leave backstage now. Warren T turns to the three dogs.

"Yo, you three! You are eatin' up all of our food!" the wolf said angrily.

Then one of the Cypress Hill foxes turns to him.

"Don't worry about the food, T." the fox started. "We have plenty of food in one of the coolers and Dashie's cooler too!"

"Oh." Warren T said. "That's cool!"

"So, who wants an autograph!?" Roz asks as she took out headshot photos of herself as the audience laughs.

"Yo! I do!" shouted one of the Cypress Hill cat rappers.

"Me too!" shouted one of the Cypress Hill foxes.

"And then after that. We get high!" shouted Warren T as he took out a rolled up joint as the audience laughs.

"OH, HELL YEAH!" Keswick exclaims. "Now, we're getting to the good shit now!"

"You get high, Keswick dear?" Patrice asks.

"Uh, well." Keswick started. "Y-Y-Y-Y-Yeah. Only now & t-t-t-then."

"Oh." Patrice started. "Only now and then? Okay. Just as long as you don't do it every day, Keswick dear."

Meanwhile with DOOM.

Ricki & DOOM was sitting at the food vendor kiosks eating. Snaptrap was extremely pissed and was in a full body cast now. Anyways, Ricki & the DOOM members were enjoying themselves and were laughing at Snaptrap's recent misfortune.

"Oh damn, Snappy! Your misfortune on this spring break is really hilarious!" Ricki laughs as she took a bite from a pepperoni, ham, & cheese pizza from Mario & Luigi's Pizzeria pizza. "It makes me so fucking happy!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha!" Bad Dog laughs as he took a giant bite from a wet burrito from El Mexicana. "You're so damn stupid, Snaptrap! I really fucking hate you!"

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Me too!" Larry said.

"Me three!" Francisco said as he eats a giant taco sub from Philly's subs. "And you're not going to go through with your so-called 'evil plan' to stop the old-school Spring Fling in your condition! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Snaptrap shouted angrily. "Now. I'm going to stop that Spring Fling and hurt a bunch of people! And no one's going to..."

"Hey! Did someone said that they're going to hurt a bunch of people and stop the Spring Fling!?" said one bouncer angrily as he looks down at Snaptrap.

"It was the stupid rat in the full body cast." Ricki said as she eats a Stromboli. "The very same look that you're looking at."

The bouncer grabs Snaptrap by the leg and he hollers loudly in pain. The audience laughs at this.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap cries.

"TIME TO BEAT THAT ASS!" the bouncer said angrily.

Then he started pounding the living hell out of Snaptrap. Ricki, DOOM, & the audience laughs at the Snaptrap pounding as they continue eating. The other patrons at the kiosks watches this and laughs too.

Back with the TUFF team.

The TUFF team, the alien trio, Katty, Keswick, Patrice, & the rappers were enjoying themselves. They were learning things about each other and were also getting high too.

"Oh damn! This sure is some brilliant shit!" Mini Dudley exclaims as he took a hit from his joint as the audience laughs. "The very best I ever had!"

"You can say that again, Mini Duds baby!" Karey exclaims. "I really love it!"

"So, how are you enjoying this, Rozzie baby?" Russell asks as he took a bite from a ham.

"This is really bueno, Senor Russell dear!" Roz said. "I'm really loving this!"

"That's good!" Warren T said as he took another hit from his joint. "We do this kind of thing all of the time!"

Kitty, Katty, & some of the Cypress Hill members were looking over some pieces of paper and were eating along with DashieLMFAO also as Dudley & K-9 Joe was pigging out on the food.

"Wow! These are some lyrics you got here, yo!" Kitty said as she looks at a piece of paper.

"Yeah!" Katty said. "And this is some good food too! I love whatever dis shit is!"

"I think, it was some barbeque pork roast with fries" said one of the cat Cypress Hill rappers. "It's quite good!"

"Oh." Katty said as she looks through a piece of paper. "I think, that you should take out dis lyric right here. It doesn't sound too good."

"Really?" asked the dog Cypress Hill member.

"Really." Katty started as she eat some more bbq pork roast & took out a pen and started making changes. "This must go. And this must go. And this must go. That's it! It's perfect, G!"

Then she gives him back the paper. The dog rapper looks at it and smiles.

"I love it!" he said.

Raquel took a hit and looks at the joint she had.

"This is called; getting high?" she asks.

Fire turns to her.

"What's up, sis?" she asks.

Raquel turns to her.

"I just took a 'hit' from this Earth joint." she started. "And I feel a little bit dizzy. Am I suppose to feel this way?"

"Well." Fire started. "I had studied about this Earth joint and it effects the user differently."

"Oh." Raquel said. "We should really get into this stuff, huh?"

"Yeah!" Fire said. "We really should! Maybe, it'll make us smarter and we can do tests on this too!"

"Oh damn! This is really some good green here, Keswick baby!" Patrice said. "I quite loving it!"

"Hell yeah, Patrice baby!" Keswick said in a deep voice. "Too bad, that we can't get high everyday! That would be nice!"

"Shit!" Devon shouted.

"What's up, regular me?" Mini Devon asks.

"I have a bad feeling all of a sudden, mini me." Devon said.

"And what's that?" Mini Kitty asks as she took a bite from a sandwich.

"It's that Snaptrap bastard!" Devon said. "I have a feeling that he's going to try to stop the Spring Fling and hurt motherfuckas!"

"Really!?" Kitty asks as she had heard everything. "That stupid, allergic to cheese, always swelling up fuck is goin' to fuck things up at the Spring Fling and hurt every fuckin' body!? I don't think so! Not on my fuckin' watch he's not!"

"Si! We must stop that fucking bastard!" Roz sniffs angrily.

"Yeah!" Mini Roz said.

"Oh snap! Looks like Kitty & Roz is goin' to go kick some ass!" said one of the cat Cypress Hill members.

"This is going to be entertaining to watch!" Dashie said with hype.

"Are you sure, that you're in shape to kick some ass?" Warren T asks. "I mean, you're high and all that shit."

"You don't need to worry about us, Warren T!" Dudley said.

"We can handle it!" Karey said.

"Yeah!" Kitty said as she took a drink of Homey Holla and she regains her senses. "Now to go kick Snaptrap's ass!"

"Oh yeah!" the minis said in unison as the audience laughs.

Then Devon turns on her 'Snaptrap finder' beacon on her wristcom and it starts beeping loudly right away.

"According to the Snaptrap finder. He's really nearby!" she said.

Kitty turns on her Snaptrap finder and looks at her wristcom as well as Roz did.

"Yeah. And according to this. He is getting his ass whupped by someone!" she laughs. "Probably by Ricki!"

"Let's go, everyone!" Kitty said with a determined look on her face. "And beat his ass up too!"

"Yeah!" everyone else cheered.

Then the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF went off to find Snaptrap while Katty, Russell, the alien trio, Greg, Keswick, Patrice and the rappers went back to getting high and eating the food. Dashie grabs several ribs and some turkey.

"Wait up for me, TUFF!" he shouted as he runs after them. "This is going to be so fucking funny!"

"Mmmmmm! This sure is some fucking delicious turkey breast here!" Katty exclaims. "It tastes just like mom's!"

"Yeah!" K-9 Joe said as he eats several turkeys at once. "I quite love it! It's just like how my annoying pint-sized mom used to make it! If only I have the spicy potato cubes along with it! Then it'll be just perfect along side with gravy!"

"Here's some more food!" said the caterer along with two carts of fresh food. "Who want more turkey, ribs, wings, some spicy potato cubes with gravy and freshly made biscuits?"

"Oh boy!" K-9 Joe exclaims with a smile on his face as the audience laughs. "It's perfect!"

"Gimme some of that turkey!" Warren T said.

"I'll take some of those wings and spicy potato cubes!" Russell said as he grabs a plate and started getting some of the food as the audience laughs.

"I love spicy potato cubes!" Katty exclaims as she started getting some of the spicy potato cubes. "Especially with chicken wings!"

Raquel & Fire tries the spicy potato cubes. Wide smiles spread across their faces. The audience laughs at this.

"Oh my god! These are some delicious spicy potato cubes!" they both exclaim in unison. "WE LOVE THESE! We must get the recipe for these things!"

"This is some good shit here!" Greg said as he took a bite from a rib. "Too bad everyone else is missing this!"

"Yeah!" Keswick said. "If only, we have some cheeseburgers!"

"Oh yeah!" Patrice said. "And pizza and some more ribs too!"

Then the caterer pushes in another cart loaded with pizzas, cheeseburgers, & ribs.

"Here's some pizzas, cheeseburgers, & ribs!" the caterer announced.

"Absolutely fabulous!" Patrice exclaims with a smile on her face.

Back to the TUFF team.

The TUFF team went over to where Snaptrap was. He was laying down on the ground bleeding all over. The bouncer was dusting off his hands.

"How's that for stopping the Spring Fling!" he shouted as he looks up to see the TUFF team. "Oh! It's TUFF! I'm glad to see you guys! This stupid rat was scheming to stop the Spring Fling and kill a whole bunch of people!"

"Damn! You got knock the fuck out, Snappy!" Dudley shouted in Snaptrap's face as the audience laughs.

"So, that was his plan." Kitty said as she looks down at Snaptrap. "That was your stupid plan, huh!?"

"Y-Y-Yes." Snaptrap said wearily. "I-I-It was the perfect evil s-s-scheme."

"You should get your ass beat just for thinking up that plan!" Roz sniffs angrily. "Matter of fact. Let's all do that!"

"Yeah!" Karey shouted.

"NO!" Snaptrap cries. "I'VE BEEN THROUGH TOO MUCH ALREADY FROM THIS SPRING BREAK!"

But his words goes on deaf ears as the TUFF team started beating and kicking the living shit out of him. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, laughs, & applaudes at this as Snaptrap screams & hollers in pain.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THIS FUCKING SUCKS!" Snaptrap cries out in pain.

"SHUT UP!" Mini TUFF shouted as they slash the stupid rat with their knives.

"SUFFER, STUPID RAT!" Roz shouted as she threw several thousand Brutal Katswell Judo Kicks into Snaptrap's liver.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap hollers.

This beating lasts for the next forty five minutes until Snaptrap was bleeding brutally and was unconscious. Dudley dusts off his hands as well as Kitty & Roz.

"Well, that was easy!" Dudley said.

"It sure was!" Kitty said as she took out her handcuffs. "Snaptrap. You're under arrest for threatening to blow up the Spring Fling."

Then she puts on the handcuffs on the unconscious rat. Dashie laughs loudly at this.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so fucking great, TUFF team!" he shouted. "I caught everything on camera, yo! I'm goin' to put this on my wetube account! If you all don't mind?"

"Sure we don't mind, Dashie!" Kitty said.

"Your video will make us even more famous!" Roz said.

"Yeah! Even more famous than ever!" Dudley shouted.

"Good!" Dashie said as he took out his camera & turns it on. "This is goin' to be fuckin' great, y'all!"

Later on that night.

Kitty & Dudley was returning back to their hotel room with the twins sleeping in their carriers. They also were carrying some plastic bags.

"Oh man! That was great!" Dudley said. "I really enjoyed myself!"

"Yeah! Me too!" Kitty said as she picks up the sleeping Rhonda and put her in the crib. "I really quite enjoyed myself!"

"I'm glad, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he puts the sleeping Brad into his crib. "We had a lot of fun!"

After the twins were all set in their cribs. Kitty & Dudley walks out of their room and yawns.

"Damn! I'm sleepy, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.

"Me too, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she yawns. "Let's go to bed, shall we?"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Let's!"

Then they both went to their room to relax and to undress.

Soon they were in their bed and was snuggling with each other.

"Do you think, it's time to end the chapter now, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.

"Yeah, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "It's time. So, this has been quite a chapter, huh? Karey gambles and won a lot of money! We have gotten high. We met plenty of old-school rappers like; Oglevee Professors, Cypress Hill, Warren T, & Dashie LMAO, and we brutally beat up Snaptrap! Not once, but twice!"

"That was fucking great!" Dudley said.

"Yes it was, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "And we've got photos & autographs from the rappers afterwards and we also gave out autographs too!"

Then she turns to the camera.

"I hope you all enjoyed this chapter." she said. "A lot of shit happen! Tune into the next chapter. It's going to be as good!"

Then she & Dudley does a frozen pose as the audience applaudes and the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.