The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3
The BackBreakers-(aka Politics Sucks)
Okay this chapter is an original idea. Problems arise in Petropolis and Mayor Teddy resigns as mayor, which means that his seat is open for anybody. The Petropolis Republican Party decides that Fancy Pants with Money Bags as her campaign manager should run for mayor. When this news is heard. Kitty & Roz decides to throw their hats into the game and come up with a brand new political party supporting people like them. Who will win as mayor? To find out. Sit back. Relax and review!
It was a dark almost stormy day in Petropolis. It was cooler. The 4th of July had just passed and with the 4th of July weekend over, everyone was going back to work. The kids were enjoying their summer vacation. That's nice & all, but let's check on what the Katswell-Puppy family are doing, shall we?
It shows the family & the alien trio at the kitchen table having breakfast while Peri was cooking. The audience whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them. Kitty was reading the main article of the newspaper while Dudley was reading the comic section with Brad & K-9 Joe. Rhonda was reading the business section & the lifestyle section. Raquel & Fire was reading the sports & TV sections.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now that's funny!" Dudley laughs loudly. "He fell on his ass! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Now, that's comedy!" K-9 Joe laughs.
"Yep! It sure is!" Brad said.
"So, Peri. What did you do for your 4th of July?" Kitty asks as she looks up from the newspaper.
Peri turns to her.
"I had a great barbeque with my family, Mrs. Kitty!" she started. "And enjoyed a really great firework show that we put on!"
"Wow! That sounds really great, Peri!" Rhonda said.
"Yeah!" Raquel said. "I think that Earth firework show maded it into the Earth newspaper too!"
"Yep! My family is pretty famous for our firework shows on the 4th of July & New Year's Eve!" Peri said as she puts some bacon, eggs, ham, & sausage onto a plate. "Alright. Breakfast is ready!"
Then she serves the family & the alien trio their breakfasts which consisted of; four Katswell breakfast sandwiches with extra bacon, sausage, & cheese. Two slices of toast & strawberry jam. Seven plates with just bacon, sausage, ham with a side of hash browns. Two medium sized bowls of oatmeal with butter & salt. Bacon, hash browns, buttered toast with grape marmalade. A bowl of Golden bones cereal. Apple slices. Toast with lemon lime marmalade. Three saucers of bacon & sausage. A small bowl of Apple X's & O's. Four saucers of bacon, eggs, & sausage. Hash browns. Toast with watermelon marmalade. Along with some apple juice, orange juice, grape juice, milk, & iced coffee. They all started eating.
"Mmmmm! Delicious!" K-9 Joe said as he eats some of his sausage & hash browns.
"Mmmmm! You cooked quite a delicious breakfast, Peri!" Kitty said as she took a bite from her Katswell Breakfast Sandwich. "Mmmmm! This Katswell Breakfast Sandwich is delicious! There's something different about it though. What could it be?"
Peri then turns to her.
"Well, Ms. Kitty. I added hash browns, ham, & a lil' dab of mustard to the sandwich." she said. "I hope, you don't mind that I changed your recipe just a little bit."
"That's okay, Peri!" Kitty said. "I love it! Anyway its prepared!"
"Thanks, Ms. Kitty!" Peri said with a smile on her face.
"Mmmmm! I love this Earth oatmeal!" Raquel said as she eats her oatmeal. "It tastes extremely better than the Mars' oatmeal which they would always put mustard & sugar into it."
"Really? I thought, you would have those nutrient pills." Rhonda asks.
"Well, I did." Raquel started. "Except at breakfast time. They would let us commanders have the oatmeal."
"Yeah. The oatmeal was terrible there!" Fire started as she eats her oatmeal. "But this oatmeal is kick-ass! I'm kinda glad that we crash landed here now!"
"I love Golden Bones cereal!" Brad said happily as he eats his cereal. "They taste so good!"
"I love the bacon!" Rhonda said as she eats her bacon. "The bacon is so crispy and done right and I also love the hash browns!"
"Mmmmmmm! This shit is so good!" Dudley said as he down his breakfast. "I love it!"
"I know you do, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she continues eating her breakfast and reading the newspaper. "Mmmmm? Well, what do you know about that?"
"What's up, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"'Mayor Teddy had closed down the monotrail.'" Kitty started as she read out loud. "'And millions of commuters now don't have a way to get to their jobs. The bus company also is on strike. This has caused all of the commuters & people who ride both the bus & monotrail plenty of trouble and they are angry from the mayor's decision.'"
"Damn! That sucks for everyone involved." Dudley said as he eats his sausage, bacon, & ham. "This is not going to be good for Mayor Teddy."
Kitty continues to read on.
"'And with some of the highways closed for rebuilding & construction. Mayor Teddy is under the fire from the citizens of Petropolis. They are calling for him to resign as mayor as soon as possible.'" she said.
"WHAT!?" Dudley asks. "Well, he better not resign! I like him as the mayor. He's cool!"
"Are you sure that's the only reason you like him, Dudley?" Kitty asks as she raises an eyebrow.
"I'm pretty sure it is, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"Well, okay then, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she turns her attention back to the newspaper. "'Mayor Teddy will hold a press conference this morning at 11 to talk about the recent problems in Petropolis.' Mmmm hmm. A press conference, eh? Well, I'm not going to watch that boring shit."
"Me neither, mommy." Rhonda started. "I'm going to watch Sesame Street. Today's episode is where Elmo is supposed to be burned alive in a pot of boiling tar! And it's supposed to be the very last episode too!"
"Really?" Brad asks suspiciously. "I hope, you're not pulling my leg again, Rhonda."
"No, I'm not, Brad." Rhonda said. "I'm telling the truth."
"Mmmmm. Okay, Rhonda. I believe you." Brad said. "I think, I'll tune in with you to see that stupid annoying Elmo's death!"
"I won't watch that stupid, boring press conference either." Peri started. "That shit is lame & boring."
"Why do you Earthlings have those press conferences anyways?" Raquel asks. "They're so dull & boring."
"Yeah. And half of you doesn't even tune in." Fire said. "Why bother having them?"
Kitty turns to them.
"Well, only politicians, sports stars, & news personalities only have them." she started. "Only about 15 percent of the world population ever watches those stupid things and believe them too!"
"I see." Raquel said as she turns to Fire & K-9 Joe. "Looks like, we're not going to watch that boring press conference shit guys!"
"That's great!" Fire said with a smile on her face.
"Who knows, what the mayor is going to say." Peri said as she picks up the empty plates from the table. "He's probably going to announce that he's running for a third term or along the lines of that."
Then she walks towards the sink.
"Who knows?" Kitty said as she stood up. "Anyways, it's time for us to go to work now."
"It's time to kick some ass!" Dudley exclaims loudly as he does a karate-chop at the table.
The table splits into two and it collapses onto the floor. The audience laughs at this as Kitty looks at Dudley with a dissatisfied look on her face. Dudley them smiles embarrassingly.
"Oops. Sorry, Kit-Kat." he said as the audience laughs. "I didn't mean to do that."
"That's okay, Dudley." Kitty started. "It's a good thing that I've brought plenty of kitchen tables for just in case."
Then she turns to Peri.
"You know where they're at, do you Peri?" she asks.
"Yeah. I know where the spare kitchen tables at, Mrs. Kitty!" Peri said.
"That's good!" Kitty said as she turns to the alien trio as they were finishing up the breakfast. "Are you three ready to go?"
"Yep!" the alien trio said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Okay." Kitty said as she stood up. "Lemme put on my TUFF summer uniform."
Then she goes to her room to get dressed for the day. Soon she was dressed up in her TUFF summer uniform.
"Okay, guys. I'm ready!" she said as Peri gives them her & the others their thermal TUFF lunch bags.
"Cool!" Dudley & the alien trio said in unison.
Kitty then turns to the twins.
"Have a good day with Peri, you two." she said. "Be good!"
"We will mommy!" the twins said in unison as the audience laughs.
Kitty then kisses the twins and then turns to the others.
"Let's go, guys." she said as she grabs her keys to the house and the brand new TUFF mobile.
Then she, Dudley & the alien trio leaves the house and gets into the brand new TUFF mobile. Then they speed off for the TUFF headquarters.
At the TUFF headquarters.
Everyone was in the Chief's office. The Chief had decided to hold an urgent meeting. Anyways, everyone was in his office talking about some things.
"Alright. Shut the hell up now!" the Chief shouted.
So everyone shut up.
"Now, we're here to discuss about the annual TUFF August vacation!" the Chief started. "So, any ideas?"
"Why do you always suggest that?" Roz asks. "You always turn down our suggestions."
"Yeah!" Devon sniffs. "We always want to go somewhere cool & exciting, but your old ass always turns down and refuses. So, why do we even bother having these meetings about our vacations!"
"I've got to agree with Devon." Karey said. "Why put on these meetings."
Then everyone agrees with them and they started grumbling as the audience laughs as the Chief holds his hand up.
"Well, ever since the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF have their most powerful lawyer in the city; Alexis J. Lopez been on my case over certain things and had been taking my court ordered Chief's Management Classes." he started. "I have been learning to mellow out more and accepting of new things."
"Really, Herbert?" Julie asks.
"That's right, Julie!" the Chief started. "I am accepting of new things! To show you all that I'm telling the truth. I had been taking out the employee pay stubs and looking through them. It came to me that I haven't given anyone a raise for awhile! So, next month. I'm giving everyone a 75 percent raise!"
"Wow!" everyone exclaims happily as the audience laughs. "Thanks, Chief!"
"You're welcome!" the Chief said. "Anyways, where are we going for our vacation?"
"Well, how about we go to the Hamptons again?" Mini Roz suggested. "I'm in the mood for their lobster!"
"How about we go to Chicago?" Devon suggested. "I want some of their deep dish pizza and hot dogs!"
"Well, how about we go to Manhattan?" Kitty suggested. "They have everything there!"
"Yeah!" Karey said. "That's a great idea, Kitty! Going there we'll be nearby my sister in Queens!"
"I like that idea!" Devon said.
"Me too!" Julie said.
"That's fine with me!" Roz said.
"Yes. We would like to see this Manhattan too!" Raquel said.
"We would like to see some of the sights!" the minis said in unison. "And we would like to try the food also!"
"We've been studying about this New York!" Raquel said. "This place sounds like an interesting place!"
"Yes it does!" Fire said. "We must go to this Manhattan place!"
"Y-Y-Yeah!" Keswick said. "M-M-Manhattan sounds like it's an interesting p-place with a lot of sha-sha-sha-shit!"
"Okay. Okay. I maded up my mind." the Chief started. "We're going to Manhattan next month and spend our vacation at the Manhattan Five Star Hilton!"
"YEAH!" Everyone cheers loudly.
"It just the main TUFF agents and Julie that's going." the Chief went on. "All of you background posers get to be on vacation, but you have to stay here in Petropolis."
"Awwww!" the background posers said in unison as the audience laughs. "This sucks!"
"Anyways." the Chief continues. "It's time for Mayor Teddy's Press Conference now. Turn on the tv now, Julie please?"
Everyone awws in disappointment as Julie turns the tv onto the mayor's press conference. Everyone else started taking out their iphones, & other electronics as Mayor Teddy comes on the tv. The audience laughs at this.
"Welcome, members of the press and residents of Petropolis." Mayor Teddy greeted. "Glad to see you all came here today. I'm here to talk about the recent problems in Petropolis. I know the residents are very upset about the monotrail being closed down. The bus company on strike and some highway closures due to construction in the city..."
"RESIGN!" shouted someone from the crowd.
It cuts back to the TUFF agents now.
"So, sis. Want to do something later?" Roz asks as the audience laughs.
"Sure, Rozzie!" Kitty said as she scrolls through her ipad & the audience laughs. "What do you want to do?"
"...And that's why I'm announcing that I'm resigning as mayor of Petropolis as of today!" Mayor Teddy announced.
Then one of the news reporters stood up.
"Mr. Teddy. Why are you resigning? Why not five years ago?" she asks.
"I am resigning as mayor as of now!" Mayor Teddy said. "The spot is open for the taking!"
Then he walks away from his podium as the news reporters started talking loudly as the some of the residents started leaving. It had cuts back to the TUFF Agents now. Dudley had gasped loudly from the news he had heard.
"What!? Mayor Teddy had resigned!?" he asks. "Oh no! This sucks! So, who's going to be mayor now? Mayor Teddy was the coolest mayor, that I ever known!"
Kitty then turns to him.
"Don't worry, Dudleykins. I'm sure someone competent enough will be the next mayor." she said. "Someone's that even cooler that Mayor Teddy."
"Do you think so, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"I'm hoping, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"I can't believe that!" the Chief said. "Mayor Teddy's resigned. Oh well."
Then Fire shivers all of a sudden.
"Oooh!" she said. "I had a cold feeling runned up my spine!"
"I think, that means that's a bad feeling, sister." Raquel said matter of factly.
"Really?" Fire asks. "Well, I have a bad feeling about all of this mayor shit."
"For real?" K-9 Joe asks.
"Yeah!" Fire said as she stopped shivering. "Now that cold shivering had passed! Let's go back to the lab!"
Then she, Raquel & K-9 Joe along with Keswick goes back to the lab. The Chief turns to everyone else.
"Alright, everyone. Meeting's over. You all may go back to work now."
Then all of the agents went back to doing their own thing.
Meanwhile somewhere in Petropolis.
It shows a large mansion behind a black electrical fence. There were also some gargoyles ontop of the mansion. It was thundering & lighting above the mansion. There were some limos parked in the front of the mansion. It was the Petropolis Republican Party Headquarters. It then shows the inside now. It looked like a war room and there was a large table. The members of the party was; Money Bags, Fancy Pants, Birdbrain, Jack, & on a portable monitor was Cunningham. Anyways, they were all talking about Mayor Teddy's recent announcement.
"Ha! Ha! Looks like, that loser bear has finally resigned as mayor!" Money Bags laughs. "It's about time too! Looks like, it's time for us to throw in a candidate to run for mayor and take back this town!"
"Yes." Jack started. "We need someone in there, that's actually blood thirsty! Someone that doesn't really care for the city or its citizens at all and raises taxes for the poor tri-monthlys!"
"Someone that gives tax breaks to the rich!" Cunningham said from the monitor. "And cut funding for public schools, public libraries, public roads, & public transportation!"
"But someone that can put on an innocent front, so no one can suspect on what they're really doing!" Birdbrain added.
Then they thought about that type of candidate that they wanted.
"Do we even know someone like that?" Fancy Pants asks.
Everyone shrugs their shoulders.
"No." they replied.
Jack looks at Money Bags & Fancy Pants and started thinking.
"I've got it! We select Money Bags & Fancy Pants to run for mayor for the Republican party!" he suggested.
"But isn't Money Bags already mayor of Richville?" Birdbrain asks.
"Yes she is." Cunningham said. "So, she couldn't run for mayor of Petropolis."
"But I can!" Fancy Pants said. "I can be that type of mayor, just what this party needs!"
"And I can tell her what to cut too!" Money Bags added. "And I'll be her campaign manager too! Alright. Who says that my sister; should be the next mayor of Petropolis!?"
Then everyone raises their hands.
"It's unanimous! Fancy Pants will be the next mayor of Petropolis!" Money Bags exclaims as she slams down the gavel.
Then Fancy Pants writes down her name on a sheet of paper. After that, she gives Money Bags the paper and she puts the paper into an envelope which was colored red, white, & blue and had a red elephant on it. She seals up the envelope and gives it to Jeeves, who then puts it into a bigger tan envelope and runs it to the waiting mail van. Then the mail van speeds off for the KRPB tv station.
"Now, it's time to give you a makeover, sis!" Money Bags said to Fancy Pants. "To give you that innocent girl next-door look."
"Cool!" Fancy Pants said.
Money Bags slams the gavel.
"Alright. Meeting's dismissed!" she said.
Meanwhile at Lowell's Yogurt stand.
The Petropolis Democratic Party was holding their meeting for the Democratic runner for the next mayor of Petropolis. The members were; the old TUFF secretary Tammy. Rosalita from the Peach Store. Melody also from the Peach Store. El Señorita. Lowell. Agent Red Cat and Shuttershy the weak & shy pony.
"Alright, yall. Now we need to suggest a candidate to run to become the next mayor of Petropolis." Tammy said.
"We need someone, that's actually going to solve the bus strike." Rosalita said.
"And lighten up the highway construction congestion & all that junk." Melody said in a sing-song voice as the audience laughs.
"But the candidate must have the gay vote!" Lowell added. "And is a supporter of same sex marriage and fashions!"
"Si! And must have the minority vote too!" El Señorita said. "And support minorities too!"
"But this candidate must be ready to kick ass too and actually lower taxes!" Agent Red Cat said. "Instead of bullshitting around the fucking task!"
"...And the candidate must be..." Shuttershy started before Tammy busted in.
"What!? What did you say there, Shuttershy!?" she asks loudly as the audience laughs. "Stop mumbling, look up and speak up like a real person!"
"Well, the candidate must like animals..." Shuttershy said shyly.
"May I make one motion?" Agent Red Cat said.
"Sure, Agent Red Cat." Tammy said. "What is it?"
"My motion is that we don't have Shuttershy at these meetings anymore." Agent Red Cat said as the audience laughs. "And we should throw trash & bricks at her making her cry!"
"We'll vote on that after we suggest a candidate, Agent Red Cat." Tammy said as the audience laughs. "Now, does anyone have any candidates?"
"I know!" Rosalita started. "How about Caroline Martinet? She's a defense lawyer and has her own ideas on how to solve things."
"I know her!" Lowell said. "She's very fashionable and she's related to the local food critic; Melissa Marie Fey."
"Alright." Tammy said. "That's one candidate! Does anyone have anymore candidates?"
"Nope." Lowell said.
"No." Agent Red Cat said.
"No." El Señorita said.
"No." Rosalita said.
"Like, no." Melody said.
"...No..." Shuttershy said softly.
"Good! Our candidate will be Caroline Martinet!" Tammy said as she slams down the gavel.
Then Agent Red Cat had written down the candidate's name on a sheet of paper. She gives the paper to Tammy and Tammy puts the paper into a multicolored envelope. Then she puts the envelope into a larger tan envelope. She runs outside to a mail van which the mailman was waiting. Then the mail van speeds off towards the KDEM tv station. Tammy then goes back inside of the yogurt place.
"Alright. With that done. We can focus on other business!" Tammy said as she slams the gavel on the table. "Now to motion about Shuttershy attending these meetings!"
"...Oh my..." Shuttershy said softly as the audience laughs.
Sometime later.
The main TUFF gang was in the break room. They were relaxing and chilling as they were watching tv. They were also having some club subs from Barefoot Brianna's.
"These subs are really delicious!" Devon said.
"They sure are, regular me!" Mini Devon said. "They are really good after a morning of weapons training!"
"Oh yeah!" Karey said.
Dudley was eating the lunch that Peri had maded which was Peri's Stuffed Parmesan Chicken Sandwiches.
"These sandwiches that Peri maded is really fucking delicious!" he exclaims as the audience laughs.
"I know what you mean, Dudleykins!" Kitty said as she takes a bite from hers. "I love these! This is just like sex!"
The audience laughs at this as Wolf Spitzer comes onto the tv with a special report.
"Breaking news!" Spitzer started. "There are two new candidates running for the next mayor of Petropolis! The candidate running for the Republican side is Juliana De Lafayette and running for the Democrat side is Caroline Martinet. Both of these ladies are willing to win the title of mayor! Wow. Looks like, either way. There's going to be a female for mayor."
"What!? Fancy Pants is running for mayor!?" Devon exclaims. "Holy shit! This is not going to be any good at all."
"Looks like it, Devon." Karey said.
"Well, if anyone is going to run for mayor." Roz started. "Then I'm throwing my hat into the game!"
"What are you saying, Rozzie?" Dudley asks.
Kitty then turns to him.
"She's saying that she's going to run for mayor, Dudleykins." she said.
"Yeah!" Roz said. "I know, that I'm going to be the better mayor than ole Fancy Pants! And knowing Fancy Pants. She will probably have Money Bags as her campaign manager and if Fancy Pants wins. She'll probably going to follow Money Bags' every command from behind the scenes."
"And that would suck if Fancy Pants win." Mini Roz said.
"So, that's why I'm running!" Roz said.
"And I'll be your campaign manager too!" Kitty said.
"Great!" Roz started. "And I'm going to start up a brand new political party too! A party that's actually going to do something, instead of arguing with the other side and vice versa over stupid shit too! For this day on. The BackBreakers will be in control of things!"
"The BackBreakers?" Mini Karey asks. "I like the sound of that!"
"What does the BackBreakers mean, regular me?" Mini Roz asks.
"That means, the people that actually does things to make their lives better, mini me." Roz started. "You know? The people that works hard to get things done instead of crying & complaining."
"Pause!" Dudley shouted as the audience laughs.
"Oh my! Roz is going to be mayor!" Fire exclaims with a smile on her face.
"Sounds like, this is going to be exciting!" Raquel said. "She's got my vote!"
"She's got my vote too!" K-9 Joe added.
"Mine's too!" Karey said.
"And mine's!" Devon said.
"And mine's!" Raquel said.
"And mine's!" Fire said.
"And ours!" the minis said in unison as the audience laughs.
"You got mine's, Rozzie!" Dudley said.
"And you have mine's, sis!" Kitty said as she took out a piece of paper. "Time to put our names on this piece of paper and then sent it into the news stations!"
Then Kitty gives Roz the piece of paper and Roz signs her name on the paper. She then gives it back to her and then Kitty signs her name.
"Alright. Time to sent it in!" Kitty said as she takes out an envelope and puts the piece of paper.
Then she walks over to the mail chute and puts the envelope into it. The chute sends it down to a waiting mail van and the mail van speeds off to one of the tv stations.
"There! It's on its way!" Kitty said as she turns to Roz. "Time for you to get a makeover, so you can look presentable."
"Okay, sis!" Roz said.
Then both Katswell sisters got up and left to get Roz presentable for the media & the voting public.
"I wonder, how this is going to turn out?" Devon asks.
"Don't worry, Devon." Dudley started. "I'm sure, everything's going to turn out fine. Kitty & Roz have this thing under control."
"Yeah!" Fire exclaims. "I have faith in them!"
Several days later.
The mayoral race was on everywhere in Petropolis. The candidates were holding speeches all over through the city and were getting support from the people. Roz was getting the most attention & support from the people. It shows one of Roz's speeches being held at the Petropolis Bus Company. Roz was wearing a dark blue ladies' business suit with a black skirt and black closed toed high heels. She was also wearing her black thin framed glasses and her fiery red hair was tied up in a bun.
"I will give the bus drivers a raise as well as new buses and a third & fourth shift!" Roz started. "Also I will add modern day security cameras and one to two police, SWAT, FBI, PBI, and TUFF agents on the buses also to keep riders safe!"
The crowd applaudes to this as well as the striking bus drivers.
"If you also vote for me." Roz continues. "I will add more construction crews and have them finish the highway construction within record time, so it will be completed just in time for the fall!"
The crowd applaudes to this.
"And I'm going to make sure that every voting site haves free special treats to anyone that votes for me!" Roz added.
The crowd applaudes louder.
"Please become a BackBreaker." Roz continues. "A BackBreaker is a person or persons that actually does things to make their lives better and works really hard to accomplish what they need to accomplish. We don't stand to the side and argue like the two sides that my two opponents do. We actually do it!"
The crowd applaudes.
"So, for the sake of Petropolis." Roz continues. "Become a BackBreaker member and do what's right!"
Then the American flag comes down behind her and fireworks goes off. The crowd applaudes as well as the audience as Roz walks off stage.
"I'm going to become a BackBreaker!" said one person to another.
"Yeah. Me too!" said the second person. "Fuck being whatever party that I belong too!"
Kitty walks up to Roz as well as Dudley & the disguised alien trio.
"You're doing a pretty good job in the polls, sis!" Kitty said as she shows her the ipad with the mayoral results. "You have 45 percent of the population's support, while Fancy Pants have 22 percent of the support. Caroline Martinet have 25 percent of the population's support and some unknown haves 5 percent of the population's support!"
"That's great, Rozzie!" Dudley said.
"Yes it is, Duds!" Roz started. "I can feel all of the vibe that was coming from the crowd! It feels like, that they really want that change! And I feel like, that I'm the person to do it too!"
"This is so exciting!" K-9 Joe exclaims. "I wish, that I can run for mayor, Raquel!"
"Well, you can't K-9 Joe." Raquel started. "You're an alien and you might get found out by the FBI & PIB and then get sent to their headquarters for painful tests."
"You're right." K-9 Joe said. "So, do I still vote for Roz?"
"Yeah." Fire said. "You still can, K-9."
"Alright!" K-9 Joe exclaims. "I still get that free treat that Roz promised when I vote for her!"
Roz then turns to Kitty.
"So, where are we off to next, sis?" she asks.
"Next is off to the Southeast side of Petropolis." Kitty started. "Even though that side of town is democratic. We can get some support there."
"Cool!" Roz said. "Let's go, everyone!"
Then they all went to a black limo that had the BackBreakers logo on it; which was a person holding their back in pain. They got into the limo.
"To the Southeast side of town, Kes!" Roz ordered.
"Alright, Agent R-R-R-R-Roz!" Keswick said.
Then the limo pulls off for the Southeast side of Petropolis.
Meanwhile on the very North side of Petropolis.
Fancy Pants was holding a speech in front of the North Petropolis mall. Fancy Pants was wearing a red ladies business suit and her black hair was cut to medium length. She also wore a black ladies business skirt along with her black high heeled boots.
"My opponents said that they're going to add more highways throughout the city!" she started. "But isn't there enough highways through our city? They haven't mentioned about the homeless and the unemployed in the city. They are not true mayors. If you vote for me. I'm going to make sure that the homeless have homes to go to. I'm going to bring more high-paying jobs here to the city! I'm going to make sure that the schools get better funding!"
The crowd applaudes & cheers.
"And just don't take my word for it!" Fancy Pants continues. "Here's famous Republican celebrity; Tarsus Bull!"
Then a muscular brown bull with a crew cut black hair walks out. He was in a grey men's business suit and had a red, white, & blue tie.
"One vote for Juliana De Lafayette, means one more step towards progress." he started. "And that's why, I'm casting my vote for her. So I can see some more progress in the city!"
The crowd applaudes loudly.
"That's right, Tarsus!" Fancy Pants started. "Remember, folks. Juliana. It's whose good for Petropolis!"
Then the crowd applaudes loudly as Juliana walks off the podium. Money Bags was waiting for her with her ipad.
"You did a great job out there, sis!" she started. "You're just a bit ahead of that stupid bitch Caroline Martinet!"
"That's good! Good!" Fancy Pants said. "I still need to be ahead of that goody-goody TUFF agent Roz Katswell though."
"Not to worry, sis." Money Bags started. "I have several aces up my sleeve to get your ratings up and it involves mudslinging and one final thing that I'm coming up with."
"I hope, that final thing is going to be good!" Fancy Pants said.
"Oh, don't worry, sis." Money Bags started. "It will! Now, let's go to the Park 500 area and continue making our fake promises there!"
"Alright!" Fancy Pants said as Money Bags snaps her fingers for Jeeves to bring the limo over.
The sisters get into the limo and Jeeves drove them over to the Park 500 area.
Several days later.
Roz was ahead in the polls as Caroline was not too far behind and the unknown was ahead of Fancy Pants. Anyways, Roz, Kitty, Russell, and the others were having lunch at Chicken Sandwiches Ahoy with DashieLMFAO, Russell, Penny, & Mercedes at a private table. They were being guarded by some robotic bouncers that the alien trio had builted. They were also discussing about the recent polls.
"You're really ahead in the polls, Rozzie baby!" Russell exclaims.
"Yeah!" Karey said. "I never expect that many people to support you as mayor!"
"Well, I'm pretty glad of that!" Roz started. "Thanks to my support from my crew and DashieLMFAO, Russell, Frida, Amethyst, Toni, Penny, & Mercedes from doing their thing too!"
"We also got feedback from Jersey too." Penny started. "And he's doing his part for your campaign too!"
"And I have my fans supporting you and they're going to vote for you too!" Dashie added. "No pause on that!"
The audience laughs.
"Well, the good thing is that you're ahead of Fancy Pants & Money Bags!" Kitty started as she takes a bite from her chicken sandwich with battered dipped waffle fries. "There's no way, they're going to catch up, but I still do have a suspicious feeling that they're going to try and do something evil though."
"Well, they still might, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as he eats his chicken sandwich.
Mini Devon then turns to Roz.
"I just thought of something." she started. "How are you going to run the city and do your job at TUFF at the same time?"
Roz then started thinking and she turns to the alien trio.
"I bet that alien trio can come up with something." she started. "You know? Like a robotic clone to be the mayor as I continue to work at TUFF or along the lines of that."
"I think, that we can do that, Roz!" Fire said.
"Yeah!" Raquel said. "All we need to do is get some of your DNA and build the robot."
"That sounds cool!" Mercedes said.
"Well, the big night is next week!" Mini Kitty said.
"My Rozzie is becoming the next mayor!" Russell said as he eats his spicy chicken, bacon & swiss sandwich. "I hope, she keeps her campaign promises, unlike many other politicians did in the past."
"Of course I'm going to keep my campaign promises, Russell baby." Roz said as she drinks her lemonade. "The keyword is; change. And that's what everyone wants."
"Roz Katswell is a slut!" said a voice.
Roz spits out her lemonade. The audience laughs at this. She started to look around with a pissed off look on her face.
"Who the fucking dead man that said that!?" she demanded angrily.
Penny pointed to the tv.
"It came on the tv." she said.
Then Fancy Pants walks onto the screen, carrying her red business ladies jacket as some sappy music starts to play.
"Hi, I'm Juliana De Lafayette. You know, I grew up in this city. Petropolis needs an all-American moral, upstanding mayor. Someone we can trust. Well, a lot of things have been said during this campaign but pictures are better than words because some words are big & hard to understand. But here's something everyone can understand. Do you really want the city's future in the hands of this!?"
Then she shows a picture of Roz in a skimpy black lingerie.
"I know, I don't." Fancy Pants finishes.
"Paid for by the Juliana De Lafayette for mayor committee." Money Bags' voice was heard.
It cuts back to Roz looking all stunned & surprised. Dudley then turns over to her.
"Wow! That's really a sexy photo of you, Rozzie!" he said with a smile on his face as the audience laughs. "You sure got my vote!"
"T-That bitch is going fucking down!" Roz shouted angrily as she turns to Dashie. "Dashie. Lemme barrow your webcam!"
"Okay, Roz!" Dashie said as he gives her the webcam.
Roz then turns to Kitty & everyone else.
"C'mon, everyone. Let's go!" she said.
"Yeah!" everyone else said as they stood up and leave.
Sometime later.
Money Bags & Fancy Pants was sitting down in Fancy Pants' relaxation room having themselves a glass of champagne from Fancy Pants' royal maid; Lyra who was a orange tiger cat with black hair and blue eyes.
"Haaaaa! We sure put one over that stupid Roz Katswell!" Money Bags said as she takes a sip from her champagne.
"Yep! We sure did, sis!" Fancy Pants said. "I can see those ratings for her goes down pretty quickly!"
Then she snaps her fingers.
"Lyra. More fried shrimp for us, please?" she orders.
"Right, Ms. Fancy Pants." Lyra said as she gives the sisters a plate of fried shrimp with some cocktail sauce on the side. "Here you go, Ms. Fancy Pants."
The sisters started eating on the shrimp just as Wolf Spitzer appears on the tv.
"And now here's the recent result for the mayoral race!" he started. "Roz Katswell is ahead by forty points thanks to the sexy photo of her by the Republican candidate Juliana De Lafayette! With Caroline Martinet not to close behind and the unknown opponent is third as Juliana De Lafayette is dead last. Voting night is next week and it looks like, Petropolis is going to have a new political party leading the city into the future!"
"Dammit!" Fancy Pants sniffs angrily. "I thought, that sexy photo of her would drive away some of the potential voters!"
"Well, it's time to pull out my final ace from my sleeve!" Money Bags started as she took out her phone and dialed a number. "Hello, Dr. Hardy. It's me; Money Bags. I need you to build something for me. That's right. Don't worry. I'm going to pay you. Alright. It's going to be done by election night? Perfect!"
Then she hangs up her phone and turns to Fancy Pants.
"Don't worry, sis. You're going to win that mayoral race!" she started. "By any means necessary!"
"That's good to hear!" Fancy Pants started. "I'm not letting Roz & her huge, huge troupe of BackBreakers start taking things over and making it very impossible for us rich!"
Then she turns to Lyra.
"Give us some more champagne, please Lyra." Fancy Pants said.
"Right, Ms. Fancy Pants." Lyra said as she went to get the champagne.
Then she goes to get the champagne as Fancy Pants lit up a dollar bill and lit up a cuban cigar. She takes a huge puff from the cigar.
"Ahhh, yes! It's good to be rich!" Fancy Pants said as the audience laughs.
Meanwhile.
Roz was uploading something onto her 'wetube' account, when Russell walks in eating a Karby's sandwich loaded with bacon.
"So, how's the video going, Rozzie?" he asks.
Roz then turns to him with a smile on her face.
"I have just uploaded the video to my 'wetube' account, Russell baby!" she said. "Not only I've downloaded onto my 'wetube' account. I also downloaded the video to my Headpage account. My Tweeter account and my Instant graph account!"
"That sounds great, Rozzie!" Russell said. "Can I see it?"
"Sure, Russell!" Roz said as she clicks on the mouse and the video started.
It shows a dank, dark, & bleak Petropolis. There was many businesses closed. Potholes in the streets. Schools are in ruins. People are sitting down in the streets wearing tattered clothing. It shows Fancy Pants & Money Bags in their limo driving by the people laughing evilly with dollars flying out of the limo. Roz's voice can be heard.
"Some candidates promises the world to everyone." she started. "But they don't really mean it. They promise you things and even have a B to C-list celebrity to speak for them about to so-called promises, but they don't really mean it. All they care about is taxing people and making things worse for everyone else as the rich get richer & fatter."
Then Roz walks up and then everyone & everything starts getting rebuilted. The businesses were opening back up and getting the business. The schools are newer & better. Streets were paved. People were wearing new clothes and the sun was shining. Fancy Pants & Money Bags' limo started sputtering and falling apart.
"With me; Roz Katswell as the new mayor of Petropolis. I will make sure, things will get better for us BackBreakers & everyone else!" she said with a smile on her face.
Then Fancy Pants' & Money Bags' limo blows up into pieces sending them up into the air. Everyone else started grabbing the free unburned money as Fancy Pants & Money Bags lands into a prison van. The van speeds off for the jail. Roz then turns to the camera.
"For the sake of Petropolis." Roz continues. "Become a BackBreaker member and do what's right! A vote for Roz Katswell is a vote for further progress!"
Then it shows Roz standing in front of the American flag in a black background and there was some old-school rap beat playing. Then DashieLMFAO, Penny, & Mercedes started rapping.
"A vote for Roz Katswell is a vote for progress. Oh yeah. A vote for Roz Katswell is a vote for progress. Oh yeah. Become a BackBreaker. Oh yeah."
It shows Roz & Russell again. Roz smiles.
"Well? What do you think about that, Russell baby?" she asks.
"I love it, Rozzie baby!" Russell started. "It gets right to the point and that rap beat is something else!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Thanks, Russell baby!" Roz said. "That's going to give me a lot more voters & supporters for election night next week! Hopefully more than Fancy Pants!"
"That's great to hear, Rozzie baby!" Russell said. "I hope, you win it all, Rozzie!"
"I know, that I'm going to win, Russell dear!" Roz said. "I just know it!"
The audience laughs at this.
Election Day.
It shows Money Bags, Fancy Pants, & Dr. Hardy at one of North Petropolis voting sites with some strange machine and a laptop. Dr. Hardy was typing on the laptop pretty quickly and he stops.
"And there! Now, my patented Cheat Voter is logged onto the laptop, Money Bags!" Dr. Hardy said. "And the laptop is hacked into the local tv stations! When your campaign ad airs. I have added a hypnotic swirl to hypnotize the viewers, making them vote for you automatically!"
"Good! Good!" Fancy Pants said.
"You're going to have this in the bag, sis!" Money Bags said. "I just know it!"
Then she turns to Dr. Hardy.
"Turn on the tv and let's see the results from your experiment!" she said.
Then Dr. Hardy turns on the tv and Fancy Pants' campaign ad airs. The hypnotic swirl is showned.
"Ah ha! It works!" both Money Bags & Fancy Pants exclaims.
Then several residents of North Petropolis started walking in a zombie-like state into the voting site and went into the booths and voted for Fancy Pants. The results for Fancy Pants started going up.
"Yeah!" Fancy Pants exclaims happily. "I'm going to win this shit!"
Meanwhile elsewhere.
The TUFF gang, DashieLMFAO, Penny, Russell, & Mercedes was at the TUFF headquarters which was one of the voting sites for the election. Penny & Mercedes had just walked out of the voting booths and it was the alien trio's turn to vote. Kitty was looking at the mayoral results of the election from her ipad.
"You got 25 percent of the vote, sis!" she said.
"That's great, Kitty!" Roz said.
"Oh?" Kitty said as she looks at her ipad.
"What is it, sis?" Roz asks.
"Looks like, Fancy Pants have 55 percent of the vote." Kitty started. "And the polls only been opened for several hours. That's not really possible! Now, that vote is up to 57 percent now! Now 58 percent!"
Then she shows everyone the ipad with Fancy Pants' raising voting results.
"Hey! How is that possible!?" Devon asks. "Voting results usually doesn't go up that fast."
"Yeah." Karey started. "It usually takes hours for the voting results to go up like that."
Then the Chief comes out of his office on his portable cart on wheels looking hypnotized.
"One vote for Juliana De Lafayette, means one more step towards progress. One vote for Juliana De Lafayette, means one more step towards progress." the Chief repeated as he went to the booths and voted for Fancy Pants.
"That fucking fuck just voted for Fancy Pants!" Karey exclaims.
"Uh, regular me?" Mini Karey asks.
"What is it, mini me?" Karey asks.
"This!" Mini Karey said as she gives her the iphone with Fancy Pants' political ad with the hypnotic circle. Karey gasps loudly.
"Guess what, guys." she said.
"What is it, sexy Karey baby?" Mini Dudley asks.
"Fancy Pants & Money Bags are up to something!" Karey started. "They're using some type of hypnotic spell on people to get them to vote for them!"
"Oh shit!" Roz exclaims. "This is not fucking good!"
Fire then started scrolling something on her phone-like device and then gasps in surprise.
"According to this. Money Bags and Fancy Pants haves a machine that makes her ballots count and go up! And it's taking place at one of the North Petropolis voting sites!" she said.
"That could be anywhere in North Petropolis!" Dudley said.
Then both Kitty & Roz smiles in unison. Dashie notices this as well as Penny, Mercedes, Russell, Karey, Devon, the minis, & the alien trio.
"We all know the both of you two for too long to not to know where those two rich bitches are at!" they all said as the audience laughs.
"What do you mean by that?" Dudley asks confused. "I'm more confused than usual."
Kitty then turns to him.
"Don't you get it, Dudley baby?" she asks. "Money Bags & Fancy Pants with their machine is at the North Petropolis Mall!"
"Oh. I get it! Now." Dudley said as the audience laughs.
"We must go and destroy that machine!" Mini Roz started. "It's going to cost regular me the election!"
"And we must stop Money Bags & Fancy Pants too!" Kitty said with a stern look on her face as she turns to DashieLMFAO, Penny, Mercedes, Russell, & the alien trio. "You seven stay here to keep an eye on the polls, while we go and stop the snooty sisters from throwing the election!"
"Right!" Dashie, Penny, Mercedes, Russell, & the alien trio said in unison as the audience laughs.
Then the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF ran out to their cars and jumped into them. Then they speed off for the North Petropolis Mall.
At North Petropolis Mall.
Money Bags & Fancy Pants was enjoying themselves as the hypnotized victims were putting in their votes.
"Oh boy! Just look at all of those votes coming in for you, sis!" Money Bags said with a wide smile on her face. "You're going to will win this mayoral race in a landslide!"
"Oh hell yeah!" Fancy Pants exclaims. "So, what's the next part of our plan?"
"Well, after you win the election." Money Bags started. "We're going to start cutting shit off. Cutting funding for the god-awful public schools and add funding to the rich private schools. Then we raise taxes for all of the poor people and then we have the homeless secretly killed. After that we will close down the bus company and then build the De Lafayette Toll Road, which everyone else gets to pay $25,000 each mile to drive on. Then have the TUFF headquarters shut & tore down and build the giant & magnificent new De Lafayette mall in its place!"
"That's a great plan, sis!" Fancy Pants said. "And there's no way that TUFF's going to stop us either! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Yeah!" Money Bags laughs. "They're so clueless about what's going on! Looks like, we finally won!"
"I'm so glad to be a part of this evil scheme!" Dr. Hardy said.
"Yeah." both Money Bags & Fancy Pants said in unison. "We won this shit!"
"That's why you think, you stupid motherfuckin' bitches!" shouted a voice. "You're not going to cost me the election!"
"Who the hell said that!?" Money Bags asks.
"I can't be!" Fancy Pants said.
"Oh yes it is!" Roz shouted as she & the others rush in with their weapons pointed at them. "Oh! Both of your asses are going fucking down!"
"Yeah!" said her partners.
"TUFF!" Money Bags & Fancy Pants said in unison. "How did you all find us!?"
"We just figured out where you two would be at." Kitty said. "Anyways, ready for us destroy your machine and then us kicking the shit out of you two?"
"Ha! Like you're going to destroy our Cheating Machine!" Money Bags said as she held the laptop in her hand. "This laptop is hacked into all of the electronics in the city, which will play Fancy Pants' campaign ad every few seconds. Thus giving us more & more voters going to go vote for her and there's nothing..."
Roz takes out her gun and aims it at the laptop. She shoots off several rounds into it, destroying it completely.
"Now, it's busted!" Roz said.
"My laptop!" Money Bags shouted angrily as she turns to Roz looking all pissed. "Alright. All of you are going down!"
Then she took out her gold-plated nunchucks and started swinging it in several different directions as Fancy Pants took out her metal nunchucks and started swinging them.
"HOO-HA!" they said in unison.
Kitty then turns to the others.
"Let's start fighting, everyone!" she shouted.
Then the TUFF quintet and Mini TUFF started fighting with the snooty rich sisters. Money Bags swings her nunchucks at Dudley, which it hits him right in the face. Then in response to that, Dudley throws several thousand Puppy Punches into her face knocking out several teeth. Fancy Pants swings her nunchucks at Roz, but Roz ducks and throws several thousand Katswell Punches into her face as Karey elbow slams into the rich cat's face knocking out several teeth.
Devon and three of the minis turns to Dr. Hardy with their fists balled up.
"Ready to get your ass beat!?" they asked in unison angrily.
"No!" Dr. Hardy said as he tips his hat at them as the audience laughs. He runs away, knocking the Cheating Machine off of the cart and it breaks into a million pieces on the floor.
"Looks like that Cheating Machine is destroyed!" Mini Devon exclaims with a smile on her face.
Money Bags & Fancy Pants stops fighting and sees the destroyed invention as the patrons started regaining all of their senses.
"NO! OUR CHEATING MACHINE!" they shouted in unison. "TIME TO KICK SOME ASS!"
Then they attacked TUFF again, but the agents were ready for them. Kitty judo kicks the gold-plated nunchucks out of Money Bags' grip and Karey grabs the nunchucks.
"Ha! They're mine's now!" she said as she delivers a brutal punch into Money Bags' face.
Roz then delivers a brutal Katswell punch into Fancy Pants' face as she also kicked her a million times with her patented Super Katswell Judo Kicks, knocking the metal nunchucks out of Fancy Pants' hands. Mini Roz grabs the nunchucks and started swinging them at Fancy Pants and hitting her.
"OW!" Fancy Pants hollers in pain.
"SHUT UP!" Roz hollers as she punches Fancy Pants in her head. "Serves your ass right!"
Dudley then wraps his arms around Money Bags' waist and slams her down to the floor as Kitty delivers several Brutal Katswell Kicks to her head at a quick pace. While Karey, Devon, Roz, & the minis started beating the living hell out of Fancy Pants. The patrons watched the fight with awe.
Kitty then puts the handcuffs on Money Bags' wrists.
"Money Bags. You are under arrest for trying to rig up all of the votes for the election!" she said.
"What? She did?" asked a patron.
"Yep." Roz said as she arrested Fancy Pants. "She & Fancy Pants aka Juliana De Lafayette here had a scientist build a machine that hacks into everyone's electronics throughout the city and hypnotize them with their political ad, thus making people vote for them."
"Really?" asks the patrons.
"Yeah!" Kitty said. "Now since the machine has been totally destroyed. You all under your free will to vote on whoever you want to be the new mayor."
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Vote on whoever you want for mayor."
Then the patrons looked at each other and started going into the voting booths to placed their vote for the candidate. Roz then turns to everyone else.
"Alright, guys. Let's get these bitches off to jail now." she said.
"Right!" Everyone else said as they started to leave as the audience applaudes for them.
Later.
Everyone was at Barefoot Brianna's having themselves a very late dinner. The entire restaurant had red, white, blue, & black balloons. There was also a banner that said; 'Congratulations Roz!' hanging on the ceiling. The tv was on the news to see the results of the election. Roz was looking at the tv while she ate. Dudley then turns to Kitty.
"I sure do hope Rozzie win the election, Kit-Kat!" he said.
"I hope that too, Dudleykins." Kitty started. "But it's up to the voters & the polls if she wins it all."
"Yeah. That's right." Mini Kitty said.
"I know, Rozzie can do it!" Russell said. "She's the very best candidate of them all!"
Then Nancy White & Wolf Spitzer appears on the tv with the live poll results.
"Now, we have the final live results from the mayoral results." Spitzer said with a smile on his face.
"Yes." Nancy said. "Republican candidate Juliana De Lafayette have 4 percent of the vote, making her lose the race. Democratic candidate Caroline Martinet have 5 percent of the final vote, making her lose the race. The new political party; BackBreakers candidate Roz Katswell haves 40 percent of the popular vote! She came in third and the unknown candidate wins 41 percent of the popular vote! That means the new mayor is the unknown candidate!"
Everyone in Barefoot Brianna's went silent. Dudley started to applaud for Roz. Then everyone else started applauding for her. Roz then stands up and waves to everyone else. Then Phil Williams & a KPET cameraman walks in and walks up to Roz.
"And here's Phil now with the second place winner!" Spitzer said from the tv.
"SO, MS. ROZ KATSWELL. YOU CAME IN SECOND PLACE OF THE MAYORAL RACE!" Phil started. "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?"
"Well, Phil. I feel, that even though that I came in second place. I feel like, that we accomplished a lot!" Roz started. "The BackBreakers political party will be here to stay in Petropolis, as I am appointing one of my friends to be the head of the new party here in town. I am hopeful that other cities nationwide will start their own local chapters of the BackBreakers and maybe have a future BackBreaker member in the white house! I will still continue to provide change in the city!"
"THAT'S GREAT TO KNOW!" Phil said as he turns to the camera. "WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, NANCY & WOLF. THE BACKBREAKERS POLITICAL PARTY IS HERE TO STAY IN TOWN! MS. ROZ KATSWELL WILL STILL PROVIDE CHANGE IN THE CITY! BACK TO YOU TWO!"
Then the cameraman turns off the camera and Phil turns to Roz.
"GOOD JOB, ROZ!" he started. "TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T WIN, THOUGH! I VOTED FOR YOU!"
"Thank you, Phil!" Roz said. "I'm glad that you voted!"
Then Phil and the cameraman leaves. Roz then turns to everyone else.
"Now, who's going to be the head of the BackBreakers?" she asks.
Dashie raises his hand up in the air.
"I'll be the new head of the BackBreakers!" he said. "Pause!"
The audience laughs at this.
"Alright, Dash." Roz said. "Make sure you lead the new party by having meetings every month."
"Okay!" Dash said.
"I wonder, who's the unknown candidate?" Mini Karey asks.
"And now here's the unknown candidate that's the new mayor of Petropolis!" Spitzer said from the tv.
It then shows a large crowd in front of city hall with balloons, streamers, and banners. There was a podium in front of the city hall. The unknown candidate walks up to the podium. The unknown candidate was the formal mayor; Mayor Teddy Bear much to everyone's surprise.
"I am back, everyone!" Teddy Bear said. "I can see that you all are surprised to see me as mayor again. Well, I decided to take a little break from being mayor, but that started to get boring. So I decided to run as mayor again as a unknown candidate and to give myself ideas on what to do about the situations & issues that the city faces."
The crowd applaudes a little bit.
"And for this go round as mayor." Mayor Teddy continued. "I'm going to make sure that the issues that are happening right now, is never going to happen again and I'll be a great mayor!"
The crowd applaudes to this, but some of the crowd weren't so sure about Mayor Teddy.
"Well, that sucks." Roz said.
"Oh yeah! Mayor Teddy is back being the mayor again!" Dudley cheered loudly as the audience laughs. "Let the good times begin again! Whoo!"
"Looks like, we're still under Mayor Teddy's reign of terror." Kitty said as the audience laughs. "Anyways, fuck the mayor. Let's continue eating all of this free food, shall we?"
"YEAH!" Devon said. "Let's eat!"
Then everyone started eating the free food.
Sometime later at Roz's house.
Russell was laying on the bed eating a sub sandwich from Barefoot Brianna's waiting for Roz to come in.
"Mmmmmm! This sure is a delicious sandwich!" he said as he took a bite from it. "Those people at Barefoot Brianna's sure does know how to make a sandwich!"
Then Roz walks in wearing her sexy midnight blue St. DeLisle nightgown. The audience whoos at her. She gets into her bed and sighs.
"Oh man! I am glad that's over with." she said.
Russell then turns to her.
"You're glad that the election's over, huh?" he asks.
"Yeah." Roz replies. "That was pretty rough. I'm sure glad that Fancy Pants didn't win it all, but I'm disappointed that Mayor Teddy turned out to be the unknown candidate and won back the title as mayor again."
"Yeah." Russell said. "But hey. At least you created a brand new political party that everyone else with a brain cell loves!"
"Yeah!" Roz said as the audience laughs. "Hopefully, the BackBreakers will stick around! Especially with DashieLMFAO leading the local chapter. It's going to go places!"
"That's great!" Russell started. "So, are you going to check in on him from time to time to make sure, he's doing a great job?"
"Of course, I'm going to do that, Russell baby." Roz started. "What kind of person, I would be if I didn't do that."
"You would probably be your flea Chief." Russell said as the audience laughs.
"Yes, Russell baby." Roz said. "It would. Anyways; at least Duds is happy that Mayor Teddy is mayor again, even if the rest of us isn't all that happy."
"Yeah." Russell said.
"Politics sucks!" Roz shouted as the audience laughs & applaudes.
"Yeah!" Russell agreed.
"If I ever do anything like that again." Roz started. "Russell baby. I want you to do something."
"And what's that, Rozzie?" Russell asks.
"Please hit me with a shovel." Roz said as the audience laughs.
"For real?" Russell asks.
"For real." Roz replies.
"Okay." Russell said. "Whatever you say, Rozzie. So, are you ready to end the chapter now?"
"I sure am, Russell baby!" Roz said. "Well, this has been quite a chapter all things consider. I came up with a brand new political party and my friends tried to help me to become mayor. Fancy Pants & Money Bags were found out about their evil scheme before she was elected mayor."
"Mayor Teddy Bear won the vote." Russell added.
"Yeah. That too." Roz said. "Well, at least we're going to New York in the next chapter!"
Then she turns to the camera.
"I hope, you all enjoy this chapter." she said. "We had a lot of fun! Tune into the next chapter. It's going to be as good!"
Then she does a sexy pose and then turns off the lights. The audience applaudes as the Kitty Katswell Show theme plays.
