The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3
Rhonda Wellington Katswell-Puppy's Hood of Horror
Alright. This chapter is an original idea. This was discussed with newcomer; Ninjatana Warrior. This chapter is kind of based on The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horrors series. There will be three short stories and will be told by Rhonda. So, anyways enough of that. Sit back. Read & Review!
It was a clear Halloween night in Petropolis. Everyone was out performing tricks for treats or was just performing tricks. Trees were losing their leaves, which decorated on some of the sidewalks throughout the city. It shows the Katswell-Puppy family. The undisguised alien trio. Roz, Russell, Devon, Karey & the minis walking on some of the sidewalks in their Halloween costumes. The audience woos whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them.
Kitty was dressed up as sexy witch. Dudley was dressed up as a mix of his favorite TV character; Al Bundy and a pirate with eyepatch over his left eye. Roz was dressed up as a sexy female police officer. Russell was dressed up as the grim reaper. Devon was dressed up like the female rapper Princess Tigress. Karey was dressed up as the former TUFF secretary; Tammy, except she had some more cleavage showing and was wearing black closed toed high heeled ankle boots. The minis were dressed up in the very same costumes as their regulars, except Mini Karey was dressed up as a FedSlow delivery girl and Mini Dudley as a drugged-up hippy.
Rhonda was dressed up as Mario and Brad was dressed up as Luigi. Anyways. They were all walking and were discussing about their night.
"Wow! I can't believe that you Earthlings give out candy just for tricking them with your costumes!" Raquel said.
"Yeah." Fire said. "That's pretty neat!"
"You can say that again, sexy Fire baby!" K-9 Joe said as he eats some of his candy. "That's a pretty sweet steal!"
"I'm glad that you three are enjoying yourselves!" Kitty said.
"Yeah!" Roz started. "At least you three don't have to wear your 'Earthling disguises' tonight and just appear out in public in your normal attire!"
"Oh yeah!" the alien trio exclaim happily in unison as the audience laughs. "It feels kind of great!"
"That's good!" Karey said. "I can't believe that it has been exactly a year since you guys crash landed here in Petropolis."
"Yeah." Roz started. "It seems like, it was only yesterday that you guys crashed land."
"I thought they crash landed here last year, Rhonda?" Brad asks with his usual confusion & innocence as the audience laughs. "Not yesterday."
Rhonda rolls her eyes and sighs as the audience laughs.
"Oh, Brad. You're destined to be a little bit behind." she said as the audience laughs.
Dudley was eating some of the treats he collected. Devon notices this.
"Damn, Duds. Just look at all those treats you got!" she said. "You went like a mad man."
"You mean a mad dog, regular me." Mini Devon corrected.
"Yeah. A mad dog." Devon said. "Thanks, mini me."
"You're welcome!" Mini Devon said.
"Well, of course I went in like a mad dog, Devon." Dudley started. "They were having everything for free tonight!"
"But I think, they didn't mean that you can take everything, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
You see. Dudley had went into several restaurants like; JJ's Hot Dogs, Philly's Subs, El Mexicana, & various other places and started taking food because those places were having everything ninety-nine to one hundred percent off for trick-or-treaters and other patrons. Like always, Dudley went overboard and started taking all of the food leaving none to anyone else and now it shows him eating.
"Whatever, Kit-Kat." Dudley said as he eats some of his food and the audience laughs. "Those places should have known better!"
"So, where are we off to next?" Russell asks.
"Well, we can go to my first annual 'Scare & Piss in Your Pants Scary Story Halloween party' at TUFF." Roz started. "It's a newly formed Halloween party that the Chief gladly came up with thanks to me & Kitty complaining about past Halloween parties being so lame and us threatening Alexis J. Lopez on him if he doesn't succumb to our new idea."
"Ha! Ha! Ha! That's our girls!" Dudley & Russell laughed in unison as the audience laughs. "They're always threatening the best lawyer in the city to that stupid drunken flea."
"That sounds like a great idea, Roz!" Karey said.
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley said as he turns to Karey. "Too bad you weren't there, sexy Karey baby."
"I didn't know about that until now, Mini Duds hunk." Karey said.
"I wonder, if the lawyer's going to be at the party?" Mini Karey wondered as she eats some candy.
"She will, Mini Karey." Mini Kitty started. "Regular me & Regular Roz had invited her."
"They also invited DashieLMFAO, Catastrophe, Chaos, Destruction, Rabies, their minis, Brianna, Anthony, & their kids too!" Mini Roz said.
"That sounds great!" Mini Karey said.
"Sounds like, we're going to have all of our friends there!" Mini Devon said.
"This sounds very exciting, hot Raquel baby!" K-9 Joe exclaims with excitement in his voice as the audience laughs.
"It sure does, K-9 Joe dear!" Raquel said.
"Yeah!" Fire said as her stomachs rumbles loudly and the audience laughs. "Oh, dammit! Now, I'm hungry!"
Dudley then turns to Kitty.
"Maybe, we should stop off at some place and get some food, Kit-Kat?" he suggested.
"There's going to be food at the party, Dudley." Kitty said. "Besides, we should really get the twins home. Those scary stories may scare them and keep them up all night with nightmares."
"Aw, come on!" both twins whined & complained in unison.
"Come on, Kitty." Dudley started. "They're two years old. I'm sure, that they can handle the scary stories. Cut the cord already."
The audience laughs at Dudley's stupid saying as Kitty sighs and rolls her eyes.
"Okay, fine." she started. "But if they have nightmares from the scary stories and scream in the middle of the night. You're going to go into their room and sleep with them."
"Okay, Kit-Kat." Dudley agreed. "Now, let's go!"
Then the gang starts to go down to the TUFF headquarters.
At TUFF HQ.
Halloween decorations were hanging all over the place. There were tables that had food from Speedy Toni's, Barefoot Brianna's, Penny's Billiards & Ribs, Frida's La Comida, Grey's Cheeseburgers & more, & Taco Fun as well as other snacks & candies. There's also was bottles & cans of Homey Holla in various flavors as well as various flavors of Homey Punch in bottles and cans as well as other various sodas & punches.
There was Halloween music playing as the background poser agents were dressed up in various scary creatures. It now shows the Chief along with Julie, Keswick, & Patrice.
The Chief was dressed up as a younger version of himself as Julie was dressed up as Betty Rubble. Keswick was dressed up as Professor Frink and Patrice was dressed up as a doormat. Anyways, the Chief turns to Julie as he was having himself some punch.
"I see that you're looking hot, Julie!" he said as he took a sip from his glass. "Hell, even hotter than usual!"
"Thanks, Herbert!" Julie said.
"Oh, man! I am getting so hard from looking at you!" the Chief said as the audience laughs.
Then a tall male rabbit wearing a captain's costume walks up right next to Julie.
"Is there anything wrong, Julie honey?" he asks as he gives her a small kiss right on the cheek and looks at the Chief.
The Chief started to stutter in shock as the audience laughs.
"Herbert. This is my lovely husband; Peter." Julie said with a smug smile on her face as the audience laughs.
"Hello there, Herbert." Peter said.
"Uh, hi." the Chief said nervously as the audience laughs. "Pleased to meet you."
"Ha! Serves you r-r-right, Chief!" Keswick laughs.
"Looks like, he can't perform his moves on Julie since her husband's here." Patrice laughs.
"Yeah!" Keswick laughs. "Or he'll risk of getting sq-sq-sq-squished!"
Then the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, the alien trio, Russell, & the twins walk in now.
"Alright. We're here!" Roz called out.
"Good! Now, we can get this party started!" the Chief said.
"That's fuckink good, Rozzie darlink!" said a voice. "We've been waitink for quite awhile!"
"Da!" said another voice. "We've been quite pumped up about the scary story tellink, no?"
Everyone turns to see Catastrophe, Chaos, Destruction, Rabies & their minis walks up carrying their treats. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them.
Catastrophe was dressed up as a sexier version of herself as she was wearing a black mini skirt with black high heel boots. Chaos was dressed up as Roz in her old TUFF summertime uniform. Destruction was dressed up as a sexy devil with her cleavage showing. Rabies was dressed up in a chef's uniform & had on a sort of blondish/brownish wig and their minis were dressed up in the same thing as their regulars.
"Hey there, guys!" Kitty greeted. "We were just getting some trick-or-treating done, Catastrophe."
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I've got a load full!"
"That's fuckink good, Agent Puppy darlink." Catastrophe said. "We were also gettink some trick-or-treatink done too, yes?"
"Da!" Rabies said as he shows them his bag of 'treats'. "We have gotten a lot of shit!"
Then some jewels, necklaces, & gold watches fell out of the bag. Mini Rabies rolls his eye in disgust as well as Mini Elise.
"Oh, regular me dude." Mini Rabies said as the audience laughs.
"He should have hidden that better, no?" Mini Elise asks.
"So, Rozzie darlink." Chaos started as she rubbed up against Roz. "How are you lovink my costume? I am lookink fuckink hot, no?"
"Da!" Roz said. "You really do, Chaos!"
"Thanks!" Chaos said with a smile on her face.
Catastrophe looks at Kitty's costume.
"I am lovink your sexy witch costume, Kitty darlink!" she said in awe in a sexy tone. "I am lovink the way, your sexy cleavage is showink off a bit and the way your thighs are showink a bit! It just drives me wild, no!?"
Kitty blushes a bit as the audience woos & laughs a bit.
"Thanks, Catastrophe!" she said as she looks at the Russian cat thoroughly. "I love your costume! You look hotter & sexier than usual!"
"Hee! Hee! Hee! Thankink you, Kitty darlink!" Catastrophe said. "I am plannink on makink this my brand new look!"
"That's nice!" Kitty said.
"So, what are you supposed to be, Karey darlink?" Destruction asks as she looks at Karey thoroughly.
"I am dressed up as Tammy. TUFF's old secretary." Karey said. "This is kind of a call back to my roots!"
"Your roots?" Mini Elise asks. "What do you mean about that?"
"I used to be a secretary for a law firm before I came a TUFF agent, Mini Elise." Karey said.
"Oh." Mini Elise said. "Okayith then."
Then DashieLMFAO walks up to them. He was wearing a black men's business suit along with some black business men's pants, white socks, black Nikes with small white trim and laces as well as his black hat. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for him.
"WHAT UP, IT'S DASHIE!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Hey, Dash!" Roz greeted. "How are you?"
"I'm good, Rozzie!" Dashie said as he turns to Russell. "Hey, Russ! How are you, dude?"
"I'm great, Dash!" Russell said. "Who are you supposed to be dressed up as?"
Dashie was about to say what he was supposed to be when Roz interrupts him.
"I know, Russell dear." she started. "He's dressed up as the ghetto newscaster from one of his sketches from his wetube account."
"No, regular me. Look even closer." said Mini Roz as she looks at Dashie closer. "He's dressed up as the ghetto lawyer from the ghetto lawyer sketch!"
"That's right, Mini Roz!" Dashie said. "I am!"
"Speaking of lawyers." Dudley started. "Where's Alexis?"
Then Alexis J. Lopez walks up to them.
"Here I am, Mr. Puppy!" she said.
Alexis was dressed up as a sexy female judge. She was carrying a gavel.
"Now, I declare this party to get started!" she said as she slams down her gavel right next to the Chief as the audience laughs.
"Hey! Watch it!" the Chief sniffs angrily.
Then Brianna along with her husband; Anthony and their twin kids; Jenna & Anthony Hardaway II walk in. Brianna was dressed up as an adult version of Dani Fentom as Anthony was dressed up as a modern-day male surgeon. Jenna was dressed up like Timmy Turner, except she was wearing a blue t-shirt and a blue cap, & black shoes and Tony II was dressed up as marine.
"Alright. We're here!" Brianna said.
"I'm ready to hear some stories!" Anthony said.
"What kind of stories are we going to be hearing?" Tony II asks Jenna. "I hope, the stories are not going to be lame or anything."
"Scary stories, Tony." Jenna said. "I hope, they're not going to be lame."
"That's good!" Tony II started. "I just love scary stories!"
"Alright. Alright." Roz started. "Let's get our party & story telling on!"
Then everyone goes to where the story telling was to be held. Dudley looks over at Rabies and his costume as did as K-9 Joe.
"Whoa, dude! Who in Mars' Hell are you supposed to be?" K-9 Joe asks.
"I am supposed to be Gordon Ramsay, K-9 Joe Mars brother!" Rabies said. "One of the most famous chefs in the world, who haves several famous reality shows includink one of my favorites; Hell's Kitchen."
"Oooh! Hell's Kitchen!" K-9 Joe said in awe. "That sounds interesting!"
"It is!" Rabies said as he looks over at Dudley. "Isn't that right, Dudley brother?"
"Hell yeah!" Dudley said as the audience laughs.
"Come on, Dudley! K-9 Joe, Rabies!" Kitty calls out. "It's time for the stories now!"
"Coming!" the three dogs said in unison as the audience laughs.
Then they went to rejoin the others.
At the TUFF meeting room.
Everyone was gathering around the table. The meeting room was also decorated for Halloween too. Anyways, everyone was having some punch as well as snacks as one of the background poser agents were telling a scary story.
"...And they lived happily ever after." said the background poser agent as the audience laughs.
"That was a good story!" Brad said as the audience laughs.
"Whatever, Agent Numb Nuts!" Roz scoffs annoyingly as she rolls her eyes in boredom & disgust as the audience laughs.
"You're welcome, Roz!" Agent Numb Nuts said stupidly as the audience laughs.
"Who's next?" Roz asks as she looks at everyone else.
Rhonda then raises her hand. Roz looks at her.
"Rhonda? Do you want to tell a story?" she asks.
"Yes, Auntie Roz." Rhonda said as she took a sip from her soda. "Matter of fact. I want to tell three stories."
Everyone then ooohs & ahhs as the audience laughs.
"Three stories?" Jenna asks. "That sounds interesting, Rhonda!"
"She's too young to be telling scary stories!" the Chief bitches.
"Hey! My daughter can tell scary stories, if she wants to!" Kitty sniffs angrily.
"Da! My goddaughter's stories are probably fuckink better than your fuckink dull & borink stories." Catastrophe said as the audience laughs.
The Chief sulks angrily as the audience laughs. Kitty then turns to Rhonda.
"Okay, Rhonda sweetie." she said. "You may get started."
"Okay, mommy!" Rhonda started. "Matter of fact. I'm going to be telling three scary stories!"
"Ooooh!" everyone ooohs as the audience laughs.
"These three scary stories are called; Horror Night Trilogy." Rhonda said as the scene fades into her story.
It was a dark & stormy night. It shows a random TUFF scientist working on some formula.
"Ah! The formula is done!" he said. "Now, to taste it to see if it works!"
Then he drinks the formula and started choking. He started to grow fangs and he started going insane. He started rampaging in the lab as everything turns black. Meanwhile, the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, & the alien trio was sitting around in the break room chilling & relaxing. They were also bored.
"Damn! I am so fucking bored!" Kitty said.
"Me too, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"Me too." Karey said.
"Me four." Roz said as she yawns & took a puff from her joint.
"Me five." Devon said as she & Mini Devon were playing the card game; Dos.
"Us nine!" the other minis said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Wow! Sounds like, it's a mighty strong Earth storm outside." Raquel said.
"Yeah." Fire said. "It's a good thing that we're inside."
"That's for damn sure!" K-9 Joe said as he eats twenty turkey & ham clubs from Barefoot Brianna's. "And it's also a good thing that we're inside or my sandwiches would get wet!"
"I sure hope that the twins are okay." Kitty said as she took a glance from out the window and lightning flashes. "There is a slight chance that the storm might be severe."
"Don't worry, Kitty." Roz said. "Gabriella & Morgan are taking care of them. Anyways, it's time for the Fresh King of Bel-Air now!"
Everyone else started to clamor in excitement about the show when the Chief's voice was heard on the PA.
"EMERGENCY MEETING IN MY OFFICE!" he shouted. "EMERGENCY MEETING! That is all!"
"Damn! That sounds urgent!" Roz said as she puts out her joint.
"Let's go and see what the Chief wants!" Kitty said.
Then the TUFF gang dropped everything and ran to the Chief's office. When they all arrived in the Chief's office. They looked around and see that most of the other agents had not showned up yet.
"Where's everyone else at, Chief?" Kitty asks with curiosity.
"I don't know, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said. "Usually when I call an emergency meeting. Agents come in here as soon as possible. I wonder, what's up? Maybe we should wait another five minutes."
So they all waited for five more minutes and none of the other agents came into the office, except Julie.
"Alright." the Chief said as he turns to the intercom. "No one else except Julie showed up! Time to call Keswick down here!" Then he presses the button on the intercom. "Keswick? Are you there?"
There was no reply.
"Keswick! Come in!" the Chief shouted again.
Again. There was still no reply.
"Well, that's odd." Dudley said.
The Chief then turns to Julie.
"Julie. I want you to go down to the labs and see what the living fuck Keswick is doing!" he shouted.
"Sure, Herbert." Julie said as she took out a flashlight.
Then she goes down to the TUFF labs. When she reaches to the TUFF labs. She takes a peek inside. It was all pitch black inside. Julie then shines her flashlight inside the room as she walks inside.
"Keswick?" Julie called. "Are you in here?"
She keeps searching for Keswick around the dark & eerie labs until she finds him. His back was turned to her.
"There you are, Keswick!" Julie said with relief. "Herbert had scheduled an emergency meeting and he needs everyone there. Right away!"
Then she approaches him when suddenly he turns to her and...it cuts to black.
An hour had passed.
The TUFF gang had started to wonder what's taking Julie so long.
"What's taking Julie so long?" Karey wonders.
"It shouldn't take that long to get Keswick from the labs." Mini Roz said.
Kitty then turns to the alien trio.
"You guys didn't do anything to the labs, did ya?" she asks.
"No." the alien trio said. "We didn't. But there was a scientist down there, who was working on something in there."
Before they can continue. The power goes out for the entire headquarters.
"Oh great! The power's out." K-9 Joe said.
"This fucking sucks!" Mini Kitty sniffs.
"What's up with the fucking blackout!?" the Chief asks. "I know, that I paided the bill for the month!"
The audience laughs as the flea turns to the main TUFF gang.
"I want you all to search the place for Keswick & Julie!" he said. "And find the emergency generator too and turn on the lights!"
"Right, Chief!" Kitty said.
Then the main TUFF gang took out their flashlights and started to search through the headquarters for Keswick, Julie, and the emergency generators.
"So, where should we go to first, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"Well, we should check the TUFF labs and check on Julie, Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"Okay!" Dudley said.
"Stay close, guys." Devon said.
"Hear that, minis?" Karey asks the minis. "Stay close with us."
"Sure, Karey!" the minis said in unison.
So they went down to the TUFF labs. The door was open. Kitty pushes the door wide open and the gang walks inside and started checking the whole room. They started looking around for Julie. Roz then finds her.
"There you are, Julie." Roz said. "We've been looking all over for you."
Then she approaches her when suddenly Julie turns to her and hisses. Julie was a vampire!
"VAMPIRE!" Roz shouted in horror as she backs off from the vampire Julie.
Then Julie, all of the other TUFF agents, workers, & scientists all emerged as vampires. The horrified TUFF gang runs for their lives.
"What the Mars hell are those things!?" K-9 Joe asks.
"They're vampires!" Kitty shouted. "Don't let them bite you, because if you do. They suck your blood and you become one of them!"
"That's right! We've vant to suck your blood!" said the Chief as he was now a vampire.
The TUFF gang keeps running until they reached into a dead-end corner.
"Oh fuck!" Roz shouted. "A dead end!"
The vampires started to surround them with their fangs bearing and were licking their lips. The others started to crying & panicking fearing that they would be turned into vampires too. Kitty, Roz, & Dudley weren't panicking as they were cool as cucumbers.
"Ready to fight for our lives, Kitty?" Roz asks.
"Hell yeah, Rozzie!" Kitty shouted.
Then both Katswell sisters took out some guns and put on some reefs of garlic. They pull the triggers on their guns and stakes shoot out and hitting the vampires right in the hearts killing some of them. Dudley then stands in the middle of the melee.
"Oh! Iron on!" he shouted.
Then his iron mutt costume appears on him and he started attacked the vampires with garlic and yogurt shooters, knocking some of them down. Kitty keeps shooting her way out of the room. She was at the door and she sneaks out.
"I must find the source to this horror!" Kitty said.
Then she went to the other labs and looks around. She finds a beaker that had some black stuff, which was spilled over. The beaker was labeled as; Test Dracula potion. Kitty picks it up.
"This is it!" she said. "This is the formula that turned everyone to a vampire! I must make a cure to stop all of this shit!"
Then she quickly started making the cure as she looks through a notepad on the table next to the beaker. Meanwhile with Roz & Dudley. They were still trying to stop the vampires, but it seems there was more & more of them surrounding them & the others.
"Dammit! There are more of them than ever!" Roz shouted.
"And it looks like our weapons ain't working either, Rozzie!" Dudley shouted.
"That's r-r-r-right!" the vampire Keswick said as he bangs his fangs at Roz. "We have gotten even more p-p-p-p-powerful within five minutes. Now, it's time for me to take a bite from that s-s-s-sexy ass of yours, Agent R-R-R-R-Roz!"
Then he and the other vampires started to descend on Dudley, Roz, & the others. Then Kitty jumps in with a bunch of grenades which contains the cure. She tosses some of the grenades at Roz, Dudley, & the others.
"Here. Throw these grenades at the vampires!" Kitty said. "They contain the cure!"
Then without hesitation. Everyone else started throwing the cure filled grenades at the vampires. The vampires were turning back to normal. The team keeps throwing the cure-filled grenades at the vampires and they all changed back to normal.
"Whoa!" Julie said as she held her head with a hand. "What the hell happened to me?"
"Success!" shouted the scientist that created the Test Dracula potion. "My Test Dracula potion had worked!"
"Scientist Alder!" the Chief shouted. "You created that Dracula potion!?"
"Yep! I sure did, Chief!" Scientist Alder said with self proudness as the audience laughs.
"Well, your stupid ass is fired!" the Chief shouted loudly at him as he presses a button and the audience laughs.
Then the trap door underneath the stupid scientist opens and he falls into the tiger pit and the tigers started mauling the living hell out of him as he screams in holler & in pain. The trap door closes.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! That was so fucking funny!" the minis laugh as the audience laughs.
"Serves his ass right!" Kitty sniffs as she turns to the Chief. "So, everyone's here. What's the emergency meeting about, Chief?"
"The emergency meeting is about what I should order. Beer or champagne?" the Chief said.
Everyone else groans and rolls their eyes in disgust as the audience laughs.
"That was a pretty scary story, Rhonda darlink!" Mini Allison said.
"Da!" Mini Rabies said as he eats some candy. "That was so fuckink chillink!"
"Yeah. I quite enjoyed that!" Roz said. "That's my niece that told that story!"
"Hmmph! I didn't enjoy it so much!" the Chief sniffs angrily. "She had me choosing whether I want to order beer or champagne."
Then he drinks a cup of beer as the audience laughs.
"Gee. I wonder, how she gotten that idea from?" Kitty said in sarcasm as the audience laughs.
"That was very scary, Rhonda!" both Brad & Tony II said in unison. "It was fun also!"
"Please continue, Rhonda!" Jenna said.
"Yes, please. Continue Rhonda, sweetie." Dudley said.
"Okay, pop!" Rhonda said as she took a sip of punch. "This next story will scare your pants off!"
It was night time. Somehow there was lightning & thundering outside. The lightning was hitting graveyards all over Petropolis. Anyways, it shows the Katswell-Puppy family, the alien trio & co. getting ready for the Halloween party at TUFF.
"So are you all ready?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah! I'm ready, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
"I know I am, sis!" Roz said.
"We're ready!" the twins said in unison.
"So are we!" the alien trio and the minis said in unison.
"Me too!" Karey said.
"Me three!" Devon said.
"Alright." Kitty said. "Let's go to the Halloween party!"
"Are you sure, that we don't wanna bring our umbrellas?" Roz asks. "It sounds like, it might storm outside."
"It's just an electrical Earth storm." Raquel said as she took out a small portable iphone-like device and scrolls through it. "According to my Earth weather monitoring device. The Earth electrical storm has ended and it is safe to proceed to the TUFF Halloween Party!"
"Sweet!" Everyone else exclaims happily in unison as the audience laughs.
Then they all left the house and started making their way towards the TUFF headquarters. On their way to the headquarters they all saw a brainless corpse lying down on the ground.
"Oh my god! There's a brainless corpse!" Mini Karey exclaims as she pointed to the brainless corpse.
"Um, let's just keep going." Kitty said.
So the group walks passed the brainless corpse and continues their way to the headquarters. As they walked they all saw several more brainless corpses lying around them. Including one of the corpses that looked exactly like Bunker.
"Is that 'Pumpkin head Bunker'?" Dudley asks as he pointed to the brainless corpse.
"I think so, Dudleykins." Kitty said as she kicked the Bunker corpse a bit as the audience laughs.
"Well, it serves him right!" Roz sniffs angrily. "Stupid fucking prick!"
The audience laughs as the gang continues their way down to the headquarters. Little did they know it, a shadowy figure was behind them. It was grunting and moaning as it staggered off. Brad then turns to Rhonda.
"Did you hear that, Rhonda?" he asks. "I thought, I heard someone moaning."
"I didn't hear anything, Brad." Rhonda started. "It must be your imagination or something along the lines of that."
"You know, Fire baby." K-9 Joe said to her. "I thought, I heard someone moaning too."
"That could be your stomachs, K-9 Joe dear." Fire said as the audience laughs.
The gang soon reaches at the TUFF headquarters now. They were welcomed by Agent Red Cat who was dressed up as a sexy nurse.
"Hey, there! It's Kitty & the gang!" she said. "You all have great costumes!"
"Thanks, Agent Red Cat!" Kitty said as she looks thoroughly at Agent Red Cat's costume. "I am enjoying your costume! It looks quite nice!"
"Thanks, Kitty!" Agent Red Cat said. "So, are you all ready to party!?"
"Hell, yeah!" Devon & the minis shouted in unison as the audience laughs. "Let's go!"
Then the gang goes to everyone else who were all wearing various Halloween costumes and the Halloween party started. Everyone was having a great time, but they never knew what was happening outside as it was total chaos as a horde of zombies was eating the brains out of various people. Then the zombie horde started to make their way towards the TUFF headquarters.
An hour passes and the party was continuing very well. Everyone was having lots of fun until the lights went out and someone screamed loudly as there was some moaning.
"What the hell was that?" asked one agent.
"Someone just screamed." said another agent. "Duh!"
Then all of the agents including the main TUFF gang took out their flashlights and they saw a brainless corpse. They all gasped from the sight. They all looked up to see the horde of undead zombies eating the brains of the corpse. The whole entire TUFF agents started screaming & hollering as most of the staff is either dead or dying.
"Oh shit!" the Chief shouted. "ZOMBIES!"
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE!" Kitty shouted. "LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
Then Kitty & co. started to run away from the undead zombies with the other agents. Some of the other agents were getting pounced on by the zombies and getting eaten.
"Oh fuck!" Devon shouted. "They're attacking!"
"Keep running!" Mini Roz shouted.
The main TUFF gang keeps running away from the zombies. Keswick carrying the Chief accidently trips over a cord and falls down hard on the floor. The zombies reached nearer towards the both of them. Keswick holds his hand out for the main TUFF gang.
"HEY!" he shouted. "H-H-HELP ME!"
"COME BACK HERE AND SAVE OUR ASSES!" the Chief shouted after the main gang. "THAT'S AN ORDER!"
The zombies pounces onto Keswick & the Chief and started ripping off their skin and started eating them as they both hollered in pain & terror.
Several more agents get grabbed and get eaten by the zombies. The main TUFF gang runs into another horde of undead zombies. They all screamed in terror & horror as the second horde of zombies was coming nearer towards them.
"Oh no!" Kitty cried.
"This is it for us!" Roz cries.
"Kitty. Before we die." Dudley started as he starts to cry. "I want to say that I love you!"
"I love you too, Dudley!" Kitty cries. "I'll see you on the other side."
"It was an honor of being your twin, Rhonda!" Brad cries.
"It was an honor too, Brad!" Rhonda cries.
The second horde of undead zombies walked passed them. The main gang looks on at the zombies and looked surprised.
"Hey! The zombies didn't attack us!" Mini Dudley exclaims.
"What's wrong with us?" K-9 Joe asks offended. "We're not tasty enough & delicious looking for ya?"
The audience laughs as Rhonda then looks down at herself and then up at the adults.
"The reason the zombies didn't attack us, because we're dressed up as zombies for Halloween!" she said.
"Oh!" everyone else said in realization as the audience laughs.
"I-I-I kind of knew that we were dressed up as zombies." Kitty said embarrassingly as she blushes a bit. "But I was so frightened, that I forgot."
"Me too." Karey said as she blushes.
"I forgot that too." Mini Kitty said as she looks at Mini Roz embarrassingly.
"Me too." Mini Roz said.
The head zombie of the second horde of zombies turns to the main TUFF gang and then tells them to follow him and the horde.
"I think, he wants us to follow him." Mini Devon said.
"Well then," Dudley said. "Let's go follow the zombies then."
"But, let's stay careful." Kitty said as she grabs the twins' hands.
"Be careful, minis." Karey said as she & the minis follows the zombies. "Make sure, that you don't get eaten."
"Right, Karey." the minis said.
So the TUFF gang joined the two hordes of undead zombies and they started to leave the TUFF headquarters full of dead bodies. The TUFF gang looked at the sights of the city. Everything was in chaos. There was some zombies eating some people and there were dead brainless corpses everywhere.
"Damn! Look at all of this carnage!" Roz said in awe as she looks around.
"Yeah." Devon said. "Those zombies are fucking killers!"
Then Kitty looks on and hears something as well as Dudley & K-9 Joe.
"I think, I hear some missiles going off." Dudley said.
"And I think, I hear some Earth tanks too!" K-9 Joe said.
"Sounds like tanks from the M60 Pattons & M1 Abrams series too." Kitty said.
"Yeah! It sure does!" Roz said.
Everyone looks at both of the Katswell sisters as the audience laughs.
"What?" both Kitty & Roz asks in unison.
The tanks soon appear as well as armored trucks. It was the US military and they were killing the zombie horde. One of the tanks cab tops opens and General Warthog peaks his head out looking through some binoculars.
"KILL ALL OF THOSE ZOMBIES, MEN!" he shouted.
The soldiers continue killing all of the zombies. The TUFF gang cheers & applaudes as the zombies continue getting killed. Then the military sees the TUFF gang and turns to them as the tanks did the same thing. They were getting ready to fire when Kitty held her hand out.
"Wait! We're not zombies!" she shouted as she took off her mask & costume, exposing her normal TUFF clothes.
Then the rest of the main TUFF gang took off their masks & costumes also.
"See?" Karey asks.
The military was stunned and surprised to see the main TUFF agents dressed up as zombies. General Warthog turns to Kitty.
"We can really use your help with these zombies!" he said.
"Sure! We'll be glad to help!" Kitty said as she turns to the others. "Isn't that right, guys?"
"YEAH!" everyone cheered.
"Good!" General Warthog started. "Now, let's start killing zombies and help & rescue and unbitten citizens!"
Then the TUFF gang and the military started killing the zombies and rescuing any unbitten citizens. The tons of zombies were too numerous as both the main TUFF gang and the military tried their best to fight and save the unbitten citizens.
"Dammit! There are too many fucking zombies!" Devon sniffs as she shot several attacking zombies all at once.
"How are we going to stop them!?" Raquel asks as she, Fire, & K-9 Joe helped some of the unbitten citizens and shot some of the attacking zombies.
Kitty, Dudley, Roz, Karey, & the minis shot the attacking zombies dead as the twins split four attacking zombies in half with axes. The military shot some more zombies when one of them saw something in the sky.
"Light!" shouted one of the soldiers.
"Not just any light, either!" Roz exclaims. "It's the sun!"
"Maybe the sun will kill all of these zombies!" Mini Devon shouted as she shot several more zombies.
The sun keeps rising and rising until it was over the horizon and its shining solar light shines onto the zombies. The zombies started to shriek loudly in pain as the sun's light burned them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the zombies hollered as they burned.
Pretty soon, the sun was completely up and all of the zombies were completely burnted to a crisp and dead. Everyone starts cheering & applauding loudly as the audience applaudes. K-9 Joe looks at the sun and takes a deep breath.
"AHHH! There's nothing perfect like seeing the sun!" he said. "The good ole bringer of light and life!"
"And the killer of the zombies too!" Mini Kitty added as the audience laughs. "Thank god for the sun!"
"Yeah!" Everyone else agreed in unison as the audience laughs.
It then cuts away to sometime later. It shows the TUFF quintet, Mini TUFF, the alien trio, & the twins standing in front of the TUFF headquarters. There were balloons, streamers & confetti falling down everywhere. There was also a large crowd of survivors applauding & cheering for them. The entire gang was getting medals for their heroic deeds from Mayor Teddy Bear.
"Congratulations to the main TUFF agents for killing the zombie hoard!" he said with a wide smile on his face.
The crowd whistles, cheers, & applaudes for the main TUFF gang as well as the audience. The main TUFF gang waved to the crowd.
"Thank you! Thank you!" they all said.
"Now, with all that done!" Dudley said. "LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"
Then some music starts playing as the crowd starts cheering & applauding and more balloons, streamers, & confetti starts falling and they all starts partying.
"That was pretty bone chilling story, Rhonda!" Jenna said.
"I sure enjoyed it!" Tony II said. "It had everything!"
"Yeah, Rhonda." Brad said. "I loved it!"
"Da!" Mini Allison started. "Your stories are fuckink better than the last several seasons of 'Two men and a Early Adult Stoner'!"
"You can say that again, mini me darlink!" Catastrophe said with a smile on her face.
"Yeah! That was a cool story!" Dashie started. "I especially like that everyone parties at the end!"
"Me too!" Russell said.
"Please continue, Rhonda." Kitty said.
"Okay, mommy!" Rhonda said. "This one will even be stranger than the last one!"
It was a normal day in the city of Petropolis. Everyone was either going to work or to school. It shows the TUFF headquarters now and it cuts to Kitty & Roz sitting in the snack room relaxing. Roz was scrolling through her phone while she was watching TV as Kitty was reading the newspaper.
"Ha!" Kitty laughs as she read through the newspaper.
Roz turns to her.
"What is it, Kitty?" she asks.
"You won't believe this, Rozzie." Kitty started. "There have been robberies happening though the city. According to the witnesses. The robberies have been committed by ghosts. Ha! Is that the stupidest thing that you ever heard!?"
"Yeah. That is the stupidest thing that I ever heard!" Roz laughs.
"Also hear this!" butted in Kitty. "The so-called 'ghost' or 'ghosts' have been haunting the victims before the victims get robbed."
"You don't say?" Roz said as she scrolls through her phone as Karey, Devon, Dudley, & the minis walks in.
"What's up, Kitty?" Devon asks as she opens up the refrigerator and took out a slice of cherry pie. "What's up, Roz?"
"What's up, Devon." Roz replied as she scrolls through her phone.
"What are you scrolling about, regular me?" Mini Roz asks as she started eating a tuna fish sandwich with extra mayo.
"I'm scrolling and looking at some information about the so-called 'hauntings' that have been happening all over the city lately, mini me." Roz said as she stops scrolling through her phone.
"Oh." Mini Roz said.
"So, did you find any information?" Mini Karey asks.
"Nope." Roz said. "But there are tons of articles of people being robbed by these fucking 'ghosts' though."
"Ha!" Devon laughs loudly. "Everyone with a brain cell should know that ghosts don't exist!"
"Ghosts!?" both Regular & Mini Dudley exclaims in a scared tone as the audience laughs. "WHERE!? DON'T LET THEM GET US!"
Then Dudley hops into Kitty's arms as Mini Dudley hops in Karey's arms ala Scooby-Doo & Shaggy fashion. The audience laughs at this.
"SAVE ME, KITTY!" Dudley shouted.
"PROTECT ME, KAREY!" Mini Dudley shouted. "KILL THE GHOSTS FOR US! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I LOVE LIVING! I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE!"
"ME TOO, MINI ME DUDE!" Dudley hollers loudly.
Both Kitty & Karey sighs and rolls their eyes. Kitty then drops Dudley down to the floor.
"Dudley. You of all people should know there's no such thing as ghosts." Kitty started. "I proved this to you several times already. Do you remember the time that we were hired to rid of the 'ghost' from inside of that old mansion? And only to find out that it was some asshole?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"Do you also remember the time that the Chief had sent us to protect the King Mutt exhibit at the Natural History Museum and those three fucking stupid assholes; Snaptrap, Bird Brain, & the Chameleon tried to steal King Mutt's jewel encrusted bone scepter and they tried to be the dead King Mutt mummy?" asks Kitty. "And they failed at it?"
"Yeah." Dudley replied.
"See? Same thing." Kitty said as she looks at Roz. "Remember when Roz disguised herself as Ghost Kitty to stop the Chameleon from killing us and blowing up the headquarters?"
"Yeah." Dudley said.
"See?" Kitty started. "Those were only fake. Those were only people pretending to be the undead. Ghosts don't exist, Dudleykins."
"Yeah!" Mini Kitty said.
"I get it now." both Regular & Mini Dudley said in unison in realization.
Then the Chief's big-ass monitor comes down.
"Kitty & company." he barked. "As you all know, that there's has been a rash of robberies & 'hauntings' happening throughout the city?"
"Yes, Chief." Kitty said. "We all know about those."
"Well, I'm putting you all on the graveyard shift starting tonight." the Chief said. "Until both the crimes and the 'hauntings' stop."
"Right! We're on it, Chief!" Kitty said.
Then the Chief's big-ass monitor goes back up to the ceiling. Kitty then turns to the others.
"Well. Looks like, we're going to be on graveyard shift for awhile guys." she said.
"Did the Chief forget that tonight's Halloween?" Dudley asks.
"Knowing him." Devon started. "He probably didn't."
"With tonight being Halloween. I'm sure that whoever's doing the hauntings will probably be out along with the trick-or-treaters." Mini Karey said.
"Dammit! That's going to make investigating that much harder." Mini Devon added.
"It might." Roz said as she turns to Kitty. "But knowing Kitty. I'm sure she haves some type of idea to combat this."
"As a matter of fact, Rozzie." Kitty started. "I do!"
Then she started whispering her plan to the others as the scene fades to black.
Sometime later at the graveyard shift.
The gang was just about to start the graveyard shift. They were in their costumes also. They have just finished setting up a trick or treat trap to lure in the so-called 'ghost' or 'ghosts'.
"Do you think that this trap is going to work, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks. "How do you know, that this 'ghost' or 'ghosts' eat candy?"
"I'm sure, Dudleykins." Kitty said. "The 'ghosts' will fall for this trick or treat trap!"
Then she turns to the others.
"Alright, Karey. You know what to do, right?" she asks her.
"Yep! I sure do, Kitty!" Karey started. "We all do!"
"Great!" Kitty said. "Roz, Dudley, & I will hideout and when the 'ghost' or 'ghosts' comes along and trick or treats at the 'made-up house' we put over the headquarters. We all come out and expose the 'ghost' or 'ghosts' and we will beat the shit out of them and arrest them for committing crimes all over the city."
"Right!" everyone else said in unison.
Then they all hide now to wait for the so-called 'ghosts' to show up. They didn't have to wait long for the 'ghosts' to show up. Then Kitty sees a white floating sheet walk up to the disguised headquarters. The sheet opens up and Snaptrap's head peeks out.
"Oh boy! Time to get some more candy!" he said stupidly.
Larry then peeks his head out of the sheet now.
"God! This is so fucking stupid, Snaptrap!" he sniffs. "We can be robbing stores and banks, instead of getting candy."
"SHUT UP, LARRY!" Snaptrap sniffs as he slams a fist into his head hard as the audience laughs. "Doing all of these things while Ricki is out of town is a great and evil idea I came up with!"
Then Snaptrap rings on the doorbell and the door opens with Karey and the minis in their costumes. The stupid rat smiles stupidly.
"Trick or treat!" he said childishly & stupidly as the audience laughs. "Gimme your candy or perish!"
Then Kitty, Roz, & Dudley ran out from their hiding spots as Devon snatched the white sheet. Exposing the entire DOOM gang standing on a pirate ship with bags of candy as well as other things from various robberies and break-ins. Karey & the minis took out their weapons and aimed right at Snaptrap.
"Not so fast, Snaptrap!" Kitty sniffs.
"AHHHHHHH! TUFF Agents!" Snaptrap screamed like a little bitch he is as he rolls his eyes crazily and the audience laughs. "What the hell are you guys doing here!?"
"This is the TUFF headquarters made-up as a regular house dressed up for Halloween!" Kitty shouted.
"We're also capturing a stupid rat!" Roz said.
"Let's kick their asses!" Dudley shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHH!" DOOM screamed as the TUFF gang pounced onto them and started beating the living hell out of them.
The ass kicking lasts for the next thirty minutes until all of the DOOM agents were beat up & bloody. The TUFF gang started putting on handcuffs on their wrists. A crowd of the city's citizens walks up to them.
"What's going on?" asked a citizen to the costumed TUFF gang.
"We were arresting the so-called 'ghosts' that has been 'haunting' throughout the city." Kitty said.
"And here are all of your belongings and candy treats for the trick or treaters too!" Mini Roz added.
Then the citizens started gathering all of their belongings and candy treats for the trick or treaters as the TUFF troopers started taking DOOM off to jail in the prison truck. Snaptrap was angry of course.
"I shall, PLOT MY REVENGE!" he shouted stupidly as he rolls his eyes stupidly and the audience laughs.
"Ah, shut the fuck up!" Francisco sniffs annoyed as he rolls his eyes.
"Yeah!" Bad Dog sniffs annoyed & angrily. "What a fucking stupid rat."
"Ditto!" Larry added.
Then the TUFF troopers slams the truck doors closed and then the truck speeds off for the jail. The audience applaudes to this as did as the citizens of Petropolis.
"Three cheers for TUFF!" shouted a citizen.
"Hip. Hip. Hooray!" the citizens cheered.
"We only have time for one cheer." said another random citizen. "We have trick or treaters to serve!"
Then all of the citizens started to leave the headquarters. Dudley then turns to Kitty.
"So, with the crimes solved." he started. "Do we get back to trick or treating, Kit-Kat?"
Kitty then smiles at him.
"Of course, Dudleykins." she said. "I'll tell the Chief about Snaptrap & DOOM's stupid plan tomorrow."
"Sweet!" Mini Kitty said.
"Now, let's continue trick or treating!" Mini Karey said.
Then the costumed TUFF gang went off to trick or treat.
"And that's it for the stories." Rhonda concluded. "So, what did you all think?"
"That was really great, Rhonda!" Jenna exclaims happily.
"I quite enjoyed those stories!" Tony II added.
"Da!" Catastrophe said. "It had everythink!"
"Da! You can say that again, Catastrophe darlink!" Rabies said.
"Eh. I've heard better." the Chief said boredly as the audience laughs.
"Oh yeah!?" Kitty asks annoyed as she raises an eyebrow. "Like you can tell scary stories any better!?"
"Of course I can, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief said.
"Too bad we don't have enough time to listen all of your boring-ass stories." Roz butted in as the audience laughs. "Looks like, we have our winner of my first annual Scare & Piss in Your Pants Scary Story Halloween party!"
Then she took out four huge Halloween pumpkin bowls full of candy, Nacho Cheese Doritos, gummies and various of other treats. The other two huge Halloween pumpkin bowls were full of money. She also took out a small gold trophy which looked like a book. Everyone looks at Roz with their full attention.
"The winner of the first annual Scare & Piss in Your Pants Scary Story Halloween party is; Rhonda Wellington Katswell-Puppy!" Roz announced.
Everyone but the Chief cheers & applaudes for Rhonda as did as the audience. The Chief pouted angrily.
"Hmmph! She gets to win the fucking prizes!" he sniffs angrily. "My stories were better than hers!"
Alexis then turns to the stupid flea.
"Ah, shut the hell up, Dumbrowski!" she sniffs angrily. "You're bringing down the mood."
"Yeah, man!" Dashie sniffs. "You fucking suck!"
"Matter of fact." Alexis sniffs. "I should squish you now! Yeah. I'm going to do it!"
Then she squishes the Chief with her gavel. Everyone else laughs at the Chief's pain as well as the audience.
Kitty & Dudley give Rhonda the huge Halloween pumpkin bowls of treats and money as everyone in the room applaudes & cheers for her as did as the audience.
"Thank you! Thank you!" Rhonda said to the applauding crowd. "I want to thank pops for making mommy bring us to the Scare & Piss in Your Pants Scary Story Halloween party here at TUFF!"
Everyone then applaudes again as Dudley looks over at Kitty with a sort of a 'I told you so.' sort of look on his face.
"See. I told you bringing the twins here to the Halloween party was a good idea, Kit-Kat." he said to her.
"Yeah. Yeah." Kitty said as she turns to Rhonda & Brad and the audience laughs. "So, did you two have fun on your first night of trick or treating?"
"Yep! We sure did, mommy!" the twins said in unison as the audience laughs.
"That's good!" Kitty said. "So, are you ready to end the chapter now?"
"Yes!" both the twins said in unison as the audience laughs.
"Okay, then!" Kitty said.
Rhonda then turns to the camera.
"I hope you all enjoyed this chapter." she started. "There were a lot of scary Halloween stories in this chapter, which will probably going to be an annual thing for now on. Now here's the song from Snoop Dogg's movie; Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror. 'Welcome to the hood of horrors'!
Then the rap song started to play as everyone does a frozen pose and the Kitty Katswell Show audience applaudes.