The Kitty Katswell Show Season 3
Christmas Shenanigans
Okay. This chapter idea was discussed and given to me by Ninjatana Warrior. It is Christmas time/Holiday season for everyone. The TUFF Agents are about to hold their annual Christmas party. There's going to be fun & games, as well as the stupid Chameleon posing as a mall Santa and he's trying to steal all of the gifts for the children. Will the TUFF gang stop the Chameleon? Will everyone enjoy their annual Christmas party? To see. Relax, read, & review!
The opening begins with a pan-in on Earth. Then down to the United States and then down to Petropolis and then down to the DeLisle Park area in front of Kitty's & Dudley's house. Then Kitty suddenly appears and she starts singing along to some 70's esque funky disco music with a 90's old-school rap beat mixed to it.
My name is Kitty Katswell-Puppy
And I am proud to have my own show with my family.
It then cuts to the rest of the Katswell-Puppy family having a picnic in the park.
I like kicking bastard's asses!
There are good guys. Bad guys & even an annoying clown.
It shows Roz, Karey, Devon, the minis, Alexis, Keswick, the alien trio, Penny, Mercedes, Madame Catastrophe, Madame Chaos, Snaptrap, Jack, The Chameleon, Money Bags, & Chicken Tetrazzini on some pictures as Kitty stands on a platform right next to Mordecai the screaming Yiddish clown. He shouts and Kitty jumps into a pool with a purple background.
There's bad times, good times, and loads of asses to kick!
Then Kitty lands on her feet as various clips from past episodes play behind her.
Asses like Snaptrap, Bird Brain, and even Money Bags! They're useless mothafuckas who always tried to ruin my life.
Me & my team put a stop to their games and throw their asses into jail! That thought always makes me happy & smile with my sexy tan cat face.
This song was brought from the Cleveland show, but this isn't the shitty ass Cleveland Show. This is the Kitty Katswell show!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
It was a cold day in Petropolis. It was almost time for the Christmas/Winter holidays and everyone was excited about the holidays. They were so excited that stores were holding some more Black Friday Sales even though there was snow on the ground. Kids were off of school for the rest of the year. Enough with that. Let's see what the Katswell-Puppy family is up to, shall we?
It shows the Katswell-Puppy residence in DeLisle Park on the eastside of Petropolis.
It shows Kitty & Dudley now. The audience woos, cheers, whistles, & applaudes for them. They were playing with Rhonda & Brad as the camera shows the twins playing with their parents. The audience also woos, cheers, whistles, & applaudes for them.
"It's been awhile, since you played with us, mommy!" Brad said.
Rhonda then turns to him.
"That's because, she & pops have been recovering from their fight with the Evil Alliance, Brad." she said.
"Yep!" Kitty started. "And we both feel better now!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he turns to Rhonda. "Can I have some more of your patented orange tea drink, please?"
"What was that, sir?" Rhonda asks as she raises an eyebrow.
"I said, can I have some more of your patented orange tea drink, please?" Dudley repeated.
"I'm so sorry, sir." Rhonda started. "Only members with class can have some more of my patented orange tea drink.
"What is that suppose to mean?" Dudley asks.
"I think, she means that you're supposed to say 'May I' instead if 'Can I', Dudleykins." Kitty said.
"Oh!" Dudley said realizing what Kitty means. "I get it now, Kit-Kat!"
Then he turns his attention back to Rhonda.
"May I have some more of your patented orange tea drink, please?" he asks.
"Sure, sir!" Rhonda said as she pours some of the orange punch tea into a glass cup.
Dudley picks up the glass cup and takes a loud & long sip. The audience laughs at this.
"Mmmmmm! This sure is delicious!" he said.
Brad had a saucer of cheese & crackers. He turns to Kitty.
"Do you want some Horse Divers, ma'am?" he asks as he gotten the name Hors d'oeuvres wrong and the audience laughs.
"Those look very delicious!" Kitty said. "Don't mind, if I do."
Then she took some of the cheese & crackers and started eating them.
"Mmmmm! These are really delicious Hors d'oeuvres!" Kitty said with a smile on her face. "I really enjoyed the cheese! What type of cheese did you use to put on those crackers?"
"I think the cheese was called; Sharp Cheddar, madame." Brad said in a posh accent as he looks over at Rhonda and gave a nod. "Yeah. It was Sharp Cheddar cheese."
"That's nice!" Kitty said. "I really love sharp cheddar cheese! It tastes so delicious!"
"This really is a splendid way to waste time before going to work, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said as he ate some of Rhonda's Hors d'oeuvres which consisted of; ham & turkey sandwiches cut up really small.
"It sure is, Dudleykins!" Kitty said.
Then Peri walks in carrying Kitty's & Dudley's TUFF Thermal Lunch Bags. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for her.
"Here are your lunches, Mrs. Kitty and Mr. Dudley." she said as she gives both Kitty & Dudley their lunches.
"Thank you, Peri!" Dudley said.
"So, what are we having for lunch, Peri?" Kitty asks.
"Well, you're both are having my patented giant taco salads alongside of my patented lemon ice tea. Sour Cream & Onion Pringles. My special cherry cheesecakes, and sour lemon & lime jello!"
"That sounds really nice & delicious, Peri!" Dudley said as he licks his lips in hunger as the audience laughs.
"Yes it does!" Kitty said with a smile on her face.
"So, when is the Christmas party, mommy?" Brad asks. "And are we going to it too?"
Kitty then turns to her son.
"The Christmas party will start at 8:00 tonight." she started. "And yes. You two are going to it."
"YAY!" both Brad & Rhonda cheered loudly.
"But you two must be back here by 11:00." Kitty continues. "So, you two can get to bed and sleep as Santa delivers your Christmas gifts for tomorrow morning."
"Oh boy!" Brad exclaims. "I can't wait till I see what Santa has gotten me!"
Rhonda rolls her eyes.
"Brad. Don't you know that Santa..." she started as she looks at Brad who had innocence in his eyes.
"What about Santa, Rhonda?" he asks in with innocence in his voice. "Tell me on what you have to say about Santa, Rhonda. Was he hurt? Did his wife divorce him? Did one of the reindeer die? Did the elves went on strike and Santa is going to cancel Christmas? Tell me, Rhonda."
"Never mind, Brad." Rhonda said. "I'll tell you, when you're older."
Kitty then picks up her car keys.
"Alright, kids. We're heading off to work now." she said as Dudley walks up to her carrying his & her TUFF thermal lunch bags in his coat. "You two be good for Peri. The good grandma will be her later to keep an eye on you two."
"Okay, mommy." the twins said in unison as the audience laughs.
Kitty then gives the twins goodbye kisses. Then she turns to Dudley.
"So, do you have everything, Dudleykins?" she asks.
"Yep! I sure do, Kit-Kat." Dudley said.
"That's good!" Kitty said. "Let's go!"
Then they both leave the house now and went to the new TUFF moblie and got into it. Then they sped off towards the TUFF headquarters.
At the TUFF headquarters.
It shows everyone doing their own thing because of low crime happening right now. It then cutsaway to Karey's private room now. It shows her & Mini Dudley sitting on the couch. Karey was only in her sexy red bra & black sports panties. She was in the midst of taking off her black high heel boots with red trim on top. She shows off her small, soft, & sexy peds now.
"Mmmmmm! It feels good to be out of those hot & sweaty boots!" Karey said sexually.
"That's great, sexy Karey baby!" Mini Dudley exclaims with a smile on his face. "I'm ready!"
"That's good, Mini Duds baby." Karey said in an erotic tone as she puts her sexy feet onto Mini Dudley's groin. "I hope, you enjoy it."
Then she started rubbing her feet onto Mini Dudley's groin hard & fast now. Mini Dudley throws his head back and starts to moan in pleasure.
"Mmmmmm! Yeah! This feels so fucking good, sexy Karey baby!" Mini Dudley grunted.
Karey goes faster & harder now as Mini Dudley's member comes out of him. Karey then smiles wickedly & moans sexually.
"Mmmmm! Now, that's what I like to see!" she said sexually. "You're so hard, Mini Duds baby!"
"Ahhhhhhh! Thanks, Karey babe!" Mini Dudley grunted.
Karey keeps stroking her future husband harder & faster with her sexy feet. Then Karey's tail then reaches for Mini Dudley's nutsack and started rubbing them real softly at first, but then it grabs the balls and starts tugging on them lightly. Mini Dudley moans a little bit louder when Karey did this.
"Oh, man! That felt so fucking good, Karey baby!" he said.
"Mmmmmm!" Karey moans sexually. "I'm glad to hear it, Mini Duds hunk!"
She strokes even harder & faster on his erected dick as her tail tugs on his ball sack harder & faster. Mini Dudley moans & groans louder from pleasure.
"AHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMM!" Mini Dudley said as he moans in pleasure. "This feels so fucking good, sexy Karey baby!"
"MMMMMMMMM! YES!" Karey shouted erotically.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!" Mini Dudley shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT!" Karey shouted erotically.
Karey keeps stroking Mini Dudley's cock and tugging on his balls for the next 45 minutes until Mini Dudley had reached his climax.
"AHHHHHHHHH! SEXY KAREY BABY!" Mini Dudley said as his pre-cum had started to leak. "I THINK, I'M GOING TO CUM!"
"MMMMMMMMM! THAT'S FANTASTIC NEWS, MINI DUDS HUNK BABY!" Karey shouted erotically. "SHOOT YOUR HOT LOAD ALL OVER MY SEXY, SOFT LITTLE PEDS!"
Then she started to tug on his erected dick hard at quick lightning speed as her tail tugs on his nutsack hard at quick lightning speed too.
"MMMMMMMMMM!" Karey moans sexually.
"AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mini Dudley hollers as he started cumming his load all over Karey's small & sexy feet.
"MMMMMMMMMM! It feels so hot & gooey all over my sexy little feet!" Karey said in an erotic voice. "Mmmmmmm!"
"HAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Mini Dudley said as his climax goes away. "Damn! That felt so fucking good!"
"Hee! Hee! Hee! I'm glad that you enjoyed it, Mini Duds baby!" Karey said in a sexy voice. "Time to lick up all of this cum!"
Then she started to lick up all of the hot cum off of her small & sexy feet.
"Mmmmmmm! Delicious!" Karey said sexually.
"That's right, sexy Karey baby!" Mini Dudley said. "Get it all up! It's good for you."
"Mmmmmm!" Karey said.
Pretty soon. All of the cum was licked up off of her sexy peds.
"Mmmmmmm! That was pretty delicious, Mini Duds!" Karey said sexually. "So, what's next?"
"We fuck!" Mini Dudley shouted.
"Alright then, Mini Duds hunk." Karey started in a sexy tone as she lies down flat on her back and spreads her sexy legs open. "I'm ready for that hot, large cock of yours!"
"And I'm ready for that hot & sexy pussy of yours!" Mini Dudley said as he stroked his member to get it re-erected again.
Then he inserts his re-hardened member into Karey's sex and started thrusting & pounding into her.
"AHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO TIGHT & WET!" Mini Dudley shouted as he pounds into her.
"AHHHHHHHH! IT'S SO BIG & HARD!" Karey shouted erotically.
Mini Dudley thrusts his member in & out of Karey at a moderate pace. Karey moved her hips to help him thrust & pound into her deeper, harder, & faster. Karey then sticks her tongue out in ecstasy & pleasure.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! FUCK!" she said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! SHIT!" Mini Dudley said.
He then pounds into her harder & faster now as Karey wraps her sexy legs around his waist and she moves along with him in rhythm. Mini Dudley then looks down to see her huge & sexy breasts bounce while he thrusts into her.
"Oh my!" he thought. "Just look at those huge & sexy tits of hers bounce! Must...suck!"
Then Mini Dudley puts his lips around Karey's right breast and started sucking on it a little bit. Karey moans from the sensation of Mini Dudley's lips & tongue licking and sucking on her tit.
"AHHHHHHH! MMMMMMMMM! That feels so fucking good, Mini Duds hunk!" Karey shouted erotically.
"Mmmmmm!" Mini Dudley said as he continues sucking on Karey's sexy breast as he pounds into her harder & faster now.
"MMMMMMMM! SHIT!" Karey hollers erotically.
This continues for the next fifty minutes until Karey started to feel something.
"AHHHHHHHH! I'M STARTING TO FEEL SOMETHING, MINI DUDS!" Karey shouted erotically. "AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then she squirts her milk into Mini Dudley's mouth. Mini Dudley drinks her milk making him hit his climax. He throws his head back as he was about to release his semen.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! SEXY KAREY BABY! HERE I COME! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Mini Dudley hollers as he releases his load deep into Karey's insides.
With Mini Dudley cumming inside of her and thrusting along with him in rhythm. Karey had hit her climax now too.
"AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MINI DUDS! AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she shouted erotically as she came all over Mini Dudley's member and squirts her milk.
"HAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAA!" Mini Dudley said as his climax goes away and goes back to drinking Karey's milk. "Gulp! Gulp! Gulp! Mmmmmmm! Delicious!"
"HAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAA!" Karey said as her climax goes away and turns to Mini Dudley. "Thank you, Mini Duds baby! That's right. Drink my milk. It's good for you."
"Gulp! Gulp! Gulp!" Mini Dudley said as he continues drinking up Karey's milk.
Pretty soon. All of the milk was drunk up.
"Mmmmmm! Your milk was really tasty & delicious, sexy Karey baby!" Mini Dudley said as he burps loudly and the audience laughs. "I sure enjoyed it!"
"I'm glad to hear it, Mini Duds hunk!" Karey said.
"I think, I used up all of my cum too!" Mini Dudley said.
"That's good, Mini Duds!" Karey said in a sexy tone with a smile on her face. "I can feel it all swimming inside of me!"
"SCORE!" Mini Dudley shouted as he fist pumped in the air as the audience laughs. "Now, let's relax. I feel kind of tired, sexy Karey baby."
"Smart idea, Mini Duds baby!" Karey said as she yawned. "But lemme put my love marks on you, okay?"
Mini Dudley gulps.
"Okay then, sexy Karey dear." he said. "I'm ready!"
Then Karey extracts her claws out and then she put her love marks on him.
"OW! OUCH! SHIT!" Mini Dudley hollers in pain. "FUCKING HELL!"
"I'm sorry, Mini Duds." Karey said. "Do you want me to kiss those marks and make it better?"
"Yes, please!?" Mini Dudley shouted.
Then Karey started kissing the marks she maded.
"MWAH! There. Better?" Karey asked.
"Yep!" Mini Dudley said.
"That's good!" Karey said as she yawned again. "Now, let's take a nap. Shall we?"
Mini Dudley nods in agreement as Karey lies back down onto her couch. Mini Dudley then hops onto her and wrapped his arms around her and started making out with her. The audience woos at this. The kissing lasts for the next five minutes and then the couple stopped kissing and went happily to sleep.
In the break room.
The rest of the main TUFF team was relaxing & chilling when the alien trio walks into the room. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them. Kitty then looks up from her magazine and looks at them.
"Hey there, guys." she greeted. "How are you three doing today?"
"We're doing fabulous today, Kitty!" Raquel said with a smile on her face.
"It's been awhile, since we seen you guys." Roz said. "Are you three okay?"
"Of course we're okay, Roz." Fire said. "We've been just been working along with Keswick and the other scientists."
"Yeah." K-9 Joe said. "Also, Raquel, Fire, & I have been experimenting a lot on Earthling sexual intercourse and been taking a lot of notes too!"
"That's great!" Mini Roz said.
"That's cool, K-9 Joe dude!" Dudley said as he fist bumps him. "So, what type of techniques did you learn, man? I ask, because I need to learn some more new techniques with Kitty."
The audience laughs as Kitty blushes.
"DUDLEY!" she shouted as she blushes and the audience laughs.
"What?" Dudley asks. "There's nothing wrong learning something new, is there?"
"No, there's nothing wrong with learning something new, Dudley." Kitty started. "Matter of fact. You used the word; experimenting and you never used the word before."
Dudley then thinks about what Kitty had said.
"Yeah. You're right, Kit-Kat!" he said. "I did!"
"I can't wait till Christmas break." Mini Kitty started as she stretches. "I really need a break!"
"What's wrong, mini me?" Kitty asks. "Exhausted?"
"Yeah, regular me." Mini Kitty started. "We've been staking out the police department lately ever since the tail end of last month. There might be some corrupt police officer dudes doing shit."
"Well, that's good, mini sis." Roz said. "It's good to get rid of those corrupted police officers out of the police department. It gives good police officer like me a really bad name."
"Yeah!" Mini Roz said.
"Well, anyways. I can't wait to relax in the hot tub!" Mini Kitty says. "It's going to feel good!"
"You can say that again!" Mini Devon said. "I need to lose some of this stress out of my back."
"I can't wait for the Christmas party that's happening later, Kit-Kat!" Dudley exclaims loudly as the audience laughs. "I heard that it's going to be kick-ass this year!"
"I can't wait for the party either, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "I've heard that everyone's going to be there this year!"
Then Julie walks in carrying a piece of paper. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for her. Devon then turns to the rabbit.
"What's up, Julie?" Devon asks as the audience laughs.
"I just gotten this intel, Devon." Julie said as she shows the piece of paper to everyone. "According to the intel. The Chameleon is planning on posing himself as the mall Santa at the downtown Charendoff-Strong Mall."
"My favorite place to shop at!" Karey said.
"And he's going to steal all of the presents from the children also." Julie added.
"Oh shit! Things just got real!" Dudley said as he stood up with an determined look on his face. "And personal. We're on it, Julie!"
Then he turns to the others.
"Let's go and stop that stupid Chameleon, everyone!" he said.
Then everyone except the alien trio gets up and ran down to the elevator which leads to the TUFF garage. They get into their cars and sped off for the Charendoff-Strong Mall.
At the Charendoff-Strong Mall in downtown Petropolis.
The TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF walk into the mall with Dudley on all fours sniffing around for the Chameleon through the crowd.
"So, Duds." Roz started. "Are you picking up the stupid Chameleon's scent through this crowd?"
"Sniff! Sniff! I sure am getting his scent, Rozzie!" Dudley said as he continues sniffing the floor.
"That's good, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "Where is he?"
"Sniff! Sniff! I think, he's in one of the men's rooms somewhere in this level." Dudley said as he continues sniffing.
"That's good, regular me dude!" Mini Dudley started. "You & me can go in there and start beating the living hell out of him for trying to steal all of the mall's patron's kids' Christmas presents!"
"Yeah!" Dudley said as he turns to the females. "You females stand outside of the men's room, just in case things get rough with me & my mini against that stupid Chameleon fuck."
"Alright then." Mini Karey started.
"Whatever you say, Duds." Devon said.
Then the two dogs ran off towards one of the men's rooms on the first level of the mall as their female partners followed them rolling their eyes.
Meanwhile. It cutsaway to the Chameleon who was standing behind the fake mall Santa's Christmas/holiday toy shop. He was looking at all of the kids waiting in line to see Santa. He laughs evilly as he quickly turns his back to the real mall Santa, who was tied up & gagged.
"Heh! Heh! Heh! Time to put my plan into action!" the Chameleon said as he laughed evilly.
Then he changes himself into the fake mall Santa.
"Look out, kiddies." the Chameleon Claus started in a stereotypical Asian accent for some stupid reason. "Time to make a lot of false promises and then steal all of your gifts for myself!"
"MFFFFFF!" the fake mall Santa cried.
"Shutting up!" the Chameleon Claus said.
Then he steps in front of the Christmas/holiday toy shop.
"Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas and all that!" the Chameleon said.
The kids in line cheered all except one.
"Santee Claus. Why do you sound like a stereotypical Asian?" asked the annoying Chipmunk girl with big eyes as the audience laughs.
"Because I can!" the Chameleon Claus shouted in the stupid chipmunk girl's face as the audience laughs. "No present for you!"
Then he turns to Shuttershy, who was dressed up as a elf.
"Hey you! Pony! Kick this stupid chipmunk bitch out of here!" the Chameleon Claus shouted at her.
"...Uh...okay." Shuttershy said softly as she turns to the little chipmunk girl. "Uh,..young lady. Can you please leave the village? ...Uh...please?"
The Chameleon Claus facepalms himself and growls angrily as the audience laughs.
"Fucking stupid pony!" he shouted loudly. "I'll do it myself!"
Then he forcefully kicked the little chipmunk girl out of the village with her screaming loudly. A loud crash was heard off-screen and everyone else and the audience laughs at the stupid chipmunk girl's pain. Shuttershy then turns to the Chameleon Claus.
"I think, that you...were a little rough on her, Santa..." Shuttershy whispered. Then the Chameleon Claus turns to her angrily.
"YOU'RE NEXT!" he shouted angrily.
Then he forcefully kicked Shuttershy out of the village with her screaming. Shuttershy lands outside of the mall and gets ran over by a bus. The audience laughs at this.
"Owww..." Shuttershy said quietly in pain as the audience laughs.
Then the Chameleon Claus then sits down into the chair where the normal fake mall Santa sits at.
"Alright. Let's get this done!" the Chameleon Claus shouted. "Who's up first!?"
Meanwhile back with the TUFF quintet & Mini TUFF.
Both regular & Mini Dudley continues sniffing on the floor. The female partners were looking extremely bored. Then suddenly Dudley gets the Chameleon's scent.
"Ah ha! I've found the Chameleon's scent!" he shouted.
"That's good, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "Lead us to him!"
Then Dudley runs off towards the fake mall Santa's village. Karey then turns to Roz.
"Thank god for that nose of his." she started. "Or we wouldn't be able to find that stupid Chameleon through this mall crowd."
"Yeah." Roz said. "Or we will be going around in circles!"
Then they all followed Dudley who was running towards the fake Santa village. Meanwhile the Chameleon Claus was continuing doing the duties of the fake mall Santa and he was down to the last several kids.
"Oh my god!" the Chameleon Claus thought to himself. "This sure is hard work! I wonder how did that other fake Santa does it!? My lap is fucking sore!"
Then he sees Dudley and the rest of the TUFF gang getting into the line now and he started to panic.
"Oh shit! It's the TUFF agents!" the Chameleon Claus exclaims. "I hope, that they don't figure out my plot to steal all of the presents from these kids!"
"What did you say, Santa?" asked a kid.
Chameleon Claus looks down at the kid.
"Beat it, kid!" he sniffed angrily. "I'm closed!"
The kid turned to his mom and started crying.
"WAAHHH! MOMMY! THIS STUPID FAKE MALL SANTA HURT MY FEELINGS!" the kid cried loudly sounding like Heffer from Rocko's Modern Life as the audience laughs.
Then the kid's mom grabs her purse and went up to the Chameleon Claus and started pounding the hell out of his head. The audience laughs at this.
"You fucking prick! How dare you make my kid cry!" the mother shouted as she hits the Chameleon Claus.
"Ow! Please ma'am!" the Chameleon cried out in pain. "I'm sorry!"
The TUFF gang sees the maylee happening up in line.
"That woman is hitting the fake mall Santa!" Mini Kitty pointed out.
"Let's go up there and see why she's hitting the fake mall Santa." Devon said.
Then the TUFF team went up to the fake mall Santa chair to see what was happening. The woman continues hitting the Chameleon Claus as the TUFF team arrives.
"What's going on?" Kitty asks.
"Yeah." Dudley started. "Why are you hitting Santa Claus for?"
"Because, he short-changed my kid of a good Christmas!" the mom shouted.
"But you don't understand!" the Chameleon Claus started. "I have get out of here with the presents!"
"Why?" Mini Dudley asks.
"Because, I have too!" the false fake mall Santa exclaims.
Before anything else can be said. The real fake mall Santa runs up to the scene.
"That fake mall Santa right there is the Chameleon disguised as me!" the real fake mall Santa shouted. "He tied up behind the toyshop and he was going to steal all of the presents for the kids also!"
"Uh, that's not true." the Chameleon Claus started in his real voice. "I am the real fake mall Santa. That guy over there is the Chameleon is disguised."
Then Mini Roz took out a bottle of water and opens it as she turns to the Chameleon Claus.
"No! Don't!" the Chameleon Claus said as Mini Roz splashed the water all over him.
Then the Chameleon's transformation suit short circuits making the Chameleon change back to himself.
"Oh, poopy!" the Chameleon said in disgust as the audience laughs.
"The Chameleon!" Dudley sniffs angrily as he & his mini pounces onto him and started beating the hell out of him. "You will be punished for posing as Santa!"
The dogs continue beating the hell out of them as Kitty took out her handcuffs and put them on the stupid chameleon.
"Chameleon. You're under arrest for posing as a fake mall Santa!" she started. "And for trying to steal all of those presents for the mall's kids too!"
Both Dudleys stopped beating up the Chameleon, whose face is all swelled up and is bleeding.
"Oh well." he started. "It was such a good & evil plan too!"
"Whatever!" Roz sniffs angrily as she gives his ball a mighty kick and the audience laughs.
"OW! MY GONADS!" the Chameleon cries out in pain as the audience laughs.
"SHUT UP!" Roz shouted in his face as the audience laughs.
Then both Kitty & Dudley lift the stupid chameleon to his feet. Kitty then turns to the others.
"Let's go, everyone." she said. "It's time for the party now!"
"YEAH!" the minis shouted in unison as the audience laughs.
Then the group along with the Chameleon started to leave the mall now. A group of onlookers started to applaud for the TUFF team as did as the audience.
Several hours later.
The TUFF headquarters was covered from top to bottom with Christmas decorations. There was tables of party food comfort food, Christmas cookies, Kitty's patented Christmas cookies, different flavors of Homey Punch, different flavors of Homey Holla, egg-nog, some watered-down punch, and some beer for the Chief to drink. Anyways, the sun had just set and the first few party guests started to arrive. The Chief was standing by the watered-down punch and the beer along with Keswick & Patrice.
"Ahhh! This is going to be the best Christmas party, that TUFF has ever had!" the flea said.
"And why you say that?" Patrice asks.
"Because, I'm going to drink my ass off!" the Chief shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Of c-c-c-c-course you will." Keswick said as he sighs & rolls his eyes in disgust as the audience laughs. "Don't come to me when you're all drunk & l-l-loaded and you have me drive your a-a-ass home."
"Fuck that!" the Chief snorted. "I'll have one of the other agents drive me home."
Then the alien trio walks in now along with some of the other agents. Raquel & Fire are wearing their sexy Christmas outfits as K-9 Joe was just wearing his Santa hat along with his black shirt.
"Now time to party!" K-9 Joe shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"YEAH!" both Raquel & Fire shouted.
Then Karey, Devon, Greg, & the minis arrived.
"Now, it's time to enjoy ourselves!" Devon said as she turns to Greg.
"Oh, yeah!" Greg said. "I really need it too! I've been working hard!"
Then the two foxes go off to enjoy the party as Karey turns to the minis.
"Alright, guys. Let's relax!" she exclaims happily.
"Yeah!" the minis shouted happily in unison as the audience laughs.
Then they went towards the tables of food as Kitty, Dudley, the twins, Katty, Roz, & Russell walks in. Kitty & Roz was wearing their patented sexy Christmas outfits. Katty was wearing that as well, except hers was altered a bit to show a little bit of her right shoulder. Kitty's & Roz's sexy red female Santa top were modified too. They were showing a little bit more of their sexy figures. The audience woos at the sexy cats as Dudley & Russell drooled a bit.
"Damn! You girls look extremely sexy!" Russell exclaims with a smile on his face.
"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Those modifications that Katty did on your Santa tops really make a difference!"
Both Roz & Kitty giggle sexually as they blush and the audience woos.
"Thank you, boys!" they both said in unison. "We do look hot & sexy! Don't we!?"
"HELL YEAH!" both Dudley & Russell shouted in unison as the audience laughs.
"Kitty darlink? Rozzie darlink? You are here, no?"
"That sounds like..." Kitty started before seeing Catastrophe & Chaos walking up to her & Roz in their sexy Christmas outfits. Their minis were walking behind them. The audience woos & applaudes for them. "Allison & Andrea! It's so good to see you!"
"Da!" Roz said as she looks at the Katz's sisters minis. "And I see that you both brought your minis too!"
"Da! That's right, Rozzie darlink!" Catastrophe said. "We are here to be havink fun with you at this party!"
"That's right, sister!" Chaos said. "I have also brought special guests along with me also, Rozzie darlink!"
"That's great, Andrea!" Roz said with a smile on her face. "Who are they?"
Chaos then turns her head.
"Alright. You can be comink in here now, Alexis darlink!" she shouted.
Then the sexy female Playboy model rabbit; Alexis Sunset Shimmer along with her two assistants walks in. She was carrying her baby; Kevin. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for her.
"Hee! Hee! Hee! Here I am, sexy Rozzie baby!" Alexis said. "I told you, that I would be back in Petropolis!"
"Alexis!" Roz shouted in glee as she runs up to her and gives her a hug. "It's been awhile! How are you, your two assistants, & your baby?"
"We've been doing fine, sexy Rozzie honey!" Alexis said as she looks at Roz. "Boy! Look like you've changed, Rozzie. You look even sexier than usual! What happened?"
"Well, I'm wearing sexy black thin glasses now, Alexis!" Roz started. "And I've done some things to my hair also! And my sister; Katty had also done some modifications to my sexy Santa top too!"
"Mmmmm!" Alexis mutters sexually. "I can see that! I was hoping to see you before Christmas, so we can have a lunch or dinner date at Barefoot Brianna's but being busy with my career and the baby, I didn't have much time."
"Did someone say my restaurant's name?" said a voice.
Then Brianna & Anthony walks up to Alexis with holding their twins; Jenna & Tony II hands. The audience applaudes for them. Kitty greeted them.
"Hello there, Brianna! What's up Anthony?" Kitty said.
"Hi Kitty!" Brianna greeted. "It's been awhile, since we saw you, your friends, & family!"
"Yeah!" Anthony said. "How are you guys been?"
"We've been great, Anthony!" Kitty said.
"That's good!" Brianna said as she turns to Alexis. "Hey there, Alexis! Are you still planning on having a lunch or dinner date with Roz at my place?"
"Yep! I sure am, Brianna!" Alexis said. "So, how's are your twins been?"
"Why don't you ask them yourself, Alexis." Anthony said as he turns to the twins. "Jenna. Tony. Auntie Alexis has some questions that she needs to ask you."
"Okay, dad." both Jenna & Tony II said in unison as they turned to Alexis and the audience laughs. "What do you want to ask us, Auntie Alexis?"
"So, how you two been?" Alexis asks.
"We've been doing great, Auntie Alexis!" Tony II said.
"Yeah!" Jenna said. "We've been learning a lot of new things! We also got some new friends too!"
"That's nice!" Alexis said. "Who are your new friends?"
"Their names are; Rhonda & Brad." Tony II said.
"Ah!" Alexis said. "Kitty's & Dudley's kids right?"
"Yeah!" Roz said. "That's right. Want to go see them?"
"Da! Let's go be seeink my godchildren, yes?" Chaos asks.
"Alright." Alexis said as she turns to Brianna & Anthony. "I'll be talking to you two later."
Then she, her two assistants carrying Kevin. Roz & Chaos walked over to where Rhonda & Brad was. Then Madame Destruction, Dr. Rabies & their minis walks in along with DashieLMFAO & Alexis J. Lopez. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them.
"Dudley brother!" Rabies shouted as he sees Dudley.
Dudley then turns to him while eating some sandwiches.
"Rabies brother!" Dudley shouted as some bits of the sandwiches flew out of his mouth and the audience laughs. "How are you been?"
"I've been doink perfect, brother." Rabies said as he and his mini grabs some of the sandwiches at the table. "You are doink okay after DOOM's attack from last month, no?"
"Oh yeah." Dudley said. "I'm doing great after that mishap."
"That's fuckink good, Agent Puppy darlink!" Destruction started. "I was so fuckink worried about Karey darlink after those fuckink DOOM assholes tried to kill you guys."
"Da!" Mini Elise said. "I too was worried about Mini Karey darlink. Us Mini Team Katz darlinks have been really busy and didn't have fuckink time to see the Mini TUFF darlinks after that DOOM, Bird brain, and that FLOPP bastards union thingk."
"Da!" Mini Rabies said as he ate some chips. "I was worried about how hurt Mini Dudley brother must have been."
"Well, they're okay now." Dudley said. "You three can go over there and see them if you want."
"You know, that we are wantink to, Agent Puppy darlink!" Destruction said with a smile on her face. "C'mon, mini darlinks. Let's go see sexy Karey darlink, Mini Agent Puppy darlink, and Mini Karey darlink."
"Da!" both Mini Rabies & Elise said in unison as the audience laughs.
Dashie started looking around the headquarters and then started taking a deep breath.
"WHADDUP! IT'S DASHIE!" Dashie shouted outloud to everyone.
Everyone then turns to him and smiled at him.
"WHADDUP, DASHIE!" they all shouted in unison as the audience laughs.
"I am so ready to party!" Dashie shouted.
Roz then turns to him.
"Hey there, Dashie!" she greeted. "How are you been doing?"
"I've been doing great, Rozzie!" Dashie said. "I've been making my videos and been handling business for the local BackBreakers Party too!"
"That's great, Dashie!" Roz said. "That's good to hear!"
"Oh yeah!" Dashie said as he got himself some of the Homey Punch. He looks at Roz thoroughly. "Damn, girl. You look good! You look fucking sexy in that outfit!"
Roz laughs sexually and blushes a little bit as the audience woos.
"Thanks, Dashie." she said with a smile on her face as she drinks some of the punch.
Miko then looks at Alexis J. Lopez thoroughly as she was having some of the party food. She smiles and went over towards her.
"Hello there." she greeted Alexis in a sexy voice. "What's your name?"
Alexis then turns to her.
"My name is Alexis Jennifer Lopez. Attorney at law for Lopez, Katserwitz, & Moore Attorney Law Firm. The best law firm in Petropolis." she started. "I am the attorney for Kitty, Roz, Karey, Devon, Dudley, and their minis."
"That's nice." Miko said.
"Why did you ask?" Alexis asks. "Who are you?"
"I'm Miko." Miko started. "I'm one of the two personal assistants to Alexis Sunset Shimmer. I asked, because I think you're beautiful & lovely."
Then Alexis blushes a bit.
"Well, it's true." Miko said as she puts a hand onto Alexis' hand and started rubbing it softly.
"Ah, well." Alexis said. "Thank you, Miko. This is the first time that a female ever complimented on my looks."
"Really?" Miko asks.
"Yeah." Alexis replies. "Usually guys try to flirt with me, but I'm a pretty hardcore person and doesn't break so easily."
"Ah!" Miko said. "I see. So..., want to be friends then with me, the other assistant, and Alexis herself?"
"Isn't that going to be confusing with two Alexis's?" Alexis asked.
"It might be." Miko started. "But how about we call you Alexis J? As not to confuse the both of you."
Alexis then thought about it.
"Okay! I'm game!" she said.
"Alright then." Miko said. "Now, let's go meet my Alexis!"
Then she takes Alexis over to her boss and the other assistant, Roz, Chaos, & her mini. Meanwhile Kitty was talking to Katty as Catastrophe and her mini was sitting down in some chairs listening to their conversation as well as eating some of the party food and drinking some of the Homey Hollas.
"So, how are things, sis?" Kitty asks Katty.
"Things are perfect, sis!" Katty started with a smile on her face. "I am making money more than ever! Even more than from blackmailing people!"
"That's fuckink great, Katty darlink!" Catastrophe said.
"Yes it is!" Kitty said as she eats some of the party food. "You're really doing a great job for yourself, Katty! You certainly bounced back from your imprisonment."
Katty then blushes and smiles.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Thanks, you two!" she said as she grabs herself some cheese fries with melted cheese on top and started eating them. "Mmmmm! These cheese fries are really delicious! Who maded them!?"
"I did!" Brianna said as she walks up to the three cats. "Those cheese fries are really the best when they're hot."
"Yeah! You can say that again, Brianna!" Katty replies as she continues eating the cheese fries.
"And these stuffed pizza tots are really fuckink delicious!" Mini Allison exclaims as she eats the formentioned pizza tots. "How do you do it?"
"Those pizza tots were Anthony's idea." Brianna said as she turns to him. "Those creations of his are pretty popular!"
"Yep! They sure are!" Anthony said.
Then the Chief hops onto Keswick's head much to his disgust as he was drinking some of the Homey Holla.
"Hey! Don't be f-f-f-fucking hopping onto my h-h-h-head!" Keswick sniffs angrily as the audience laughs.
"Alright now!" the Chief shouted. "Looks like, everyone's here! Now, let's get this party started!"
Then everyone cheers loudly and the music started playing.
A little later.
It shows Rhonda, Brad, Jenna, & Tony II were sitting down on a couch right next to the minis. They were talking to each other over some things.
"So, Rhonda. How are things?" Jenna asks as she took a sip from her punch.
"Things are good, Jenna." Rhonda said as she ate a chocolate chip cookie. "I'm reading more books than usual."
"That's good!" Jenna said. "I am reading more books than usual too!"
"So, Brad." Tony II started. "How are things with you? Learning anything?"
The audience laughs as Brad gives Tony II a mad look.
"Of course, I'm learning things, Tony!" Brad pouted angrily. "I'm currently learning on how to screw around with my daddy."
(Flashback)
It shows Brad standing next to Dudley who was fast asleep on the couch in the living room. He had a notepad and a small remote control. He was taking down some notes from one of Rhonda's book He was looking at his notes as he tossed the book away.
"And now. If I pressed the blue button on the remote control." Brad started. "The doorbell will ring and daddy will wake up, thinking that Auntie Toni is at the door with a pizza. Okay then. Now to test this theory from Rhonda's book."
Then he grabs the remote and aims it at the door. He presses the blue button. The doorbell rings. Dudley immediately wakes up and started to drool. The audience laughs at this.
"Oh boy! Toni's here with the pizza!" he shouted as panted & bounced up & down on the couch as the audience laughs. "I'm coming, Toni! I'm coming delicious, tasty pizza!"
Then he runs towards the door and opens up the door to see nobody there. Dudley then steps out onto the front stoop and looks to his right. Then to his left. He looked confused.
"I could have swore that I heard the doorbell ring?" Dudley said as he scratches his head.
He goes back into the house and closes the door behind him. He walks back to the couch and lies back down and went back to sleep. Brad was snickering to himself. He takes out his notepad.
"Theory is true." Brad said with happiness as he writes down the results. "The test was a complete success! Now, I can mess around with daddy if I want to!"
Then Rhonda walks up to him and wonders what he's doing.
"What are you doing, Brad?" she asks as she raises an eyebrow.
"I've been doing scientific stuff, Rhonda!" Brad said.
"Really?" Rhonda asks. "Ha! You gotta be kidding me! Ha! Ha! You are lying right?"
"No. I'm telling the truth, Rhonda." Brad said as he gives her his notes.
Rhonda looks through his notes thoroughly. She gives him back his notepad.
"Okay. I believe you, Brad." she said. "Lemme have a try!"
Then Brad gives her the remote and Rhonda aims at the door. She presses the blue button. The doorbell rings and Dudley immediately shots up with a smile on his face and was drooling.
"Oh boy! Toni's here with the pizza!" he shouted as he runs over to the door and the audience laughs. "I'm coming, Toni! I'm coming delicious, tasty pizza!"
Both Brad & Rhonda laughs at their father stupidity & cluelessness as the audience laughs.
(End Flashback)
"Well, that sounds pretty good!" Tony II said.
"And smart!" Jenna butted in. "Making your father think that there's Speedy Toni's pizza at the door."
"Yeah!" Tony II said. "Maybe we should do that to our dad!"
"Yeah. Maybe we should." Jenna said as the audience laughs.
"So how you been, Mini Karey darlink?" Mini Elise asked. "I was so fuckink worried about you, when those fuckink DOOM, FLOPP, and Bird Brain & his fuckink gang teamed up and started beatink the hell out of you badly."
"I'm doing fine, Mini Elise." Mini Karey said. "We pretty much recovered perfectly!"
"Yeah!" Mini Dudley said.
"That's fuckink good, Mini Dudley brother!" Mini Rabies said. "Now, we can go out and drink sometime!"
"That sounds fine with me!" Mini Dudley said.
"We should do that sometime too, Mini Rozzie darlink!" Mini Andrea said as she had heard what Mini Rabies & Mini Dudley was talking about. "That would be a wise idea, no?"
"Da! That would be a wise idea, Mini Andrea!" Mini Roz said.
Then Mini Allison turns to Mini Kitty with a smile on her face. The audience woos & laughs.
"So. How about it, Mini Kitty darlink?" Mini Allison asks in a sexy tone as the audience woos. "Do you wantink want to go out and drink sometime, no?"
"That's fine with me, Mini Allison." Mini Kitty said.
"That's fuckink great!" Mini Allison said as she turns to Mini Devon. "How about you, Mini Devon darlink? Do you want to come, no?"
"Okay, Mini Allison." said Mini Devon. "I'm game."
"Alright!" Mini Allison cheered.
It now shows Raquel, Fire, & K-9 Joe sitting on a couch eating some of the party food.
"Mmmmmmm! This sure is delicious food!" Raquel said as she ate the food.
"Yeah!" Fire said. "You can say that again!"
"Too bad, the food is running out though." K-9 Joe said as he shows the two Astro-Hunter sisters the empty party tables.
"What was that, Agent K-9 Joe?" the Chief asks as he hops over to the alien trio.
"We're running out of food, Chief." K-9 Joe repeated.
"That's terrible!" Kitty said as she walks up. "We must order some more food!"
"But how, Agent Katswell-Puppy?" the Chief asks. "No one would deliver here, since its Christmas Eve and they're probably at home right now!"
"Well, Brianna from Barefoot Brianna's are restocking the food right now, Chief." Kitty said.
"But her food alone is not going to fill up these party guests, Agent Katswell-Puppy." the Chief started. "We're going to need more food for the rest of these guests!"
"Don't worry, Chief." Kitty said as she took out her phone. "You leave that to me."
Then she started to make some calls. Then suddenly. Trucks from Penny's Billiards & Ribs, Speedy Toni's, & Frida's La Comida pulls up in front of the TUFF headquarters. Teams of people from the said restaurants run in with carts full of food and started replacing the empty trays of food with full trays of food.
Then Penny & Mercedes walks up to Kitty with Frida, Amethyst, Toni, & a 21yr. old mongoose with jet black hair. 45C breasts, wearing a green shirt & a black vest. Dark blue jeans. White socks. Black Nikes with white laces and a black cap on her head. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for them.
"We're here, double K!" Penny said.
"We have cooked plenty of food!" Toni added. "I've maded plenty of stuffed crust pizzas with various toppings. Calzones of various toppings. My Double Eastern Burgers. Pizzas with various toppings. The Double Gibson Burgers. The Gibson Chicken Sandwich and my huge thin crust pizzas with various toppings!"
"We maded our #23 Jordan rib sandwiches & combos. Iverson clubs and combos. Our spicy fried chicken. Spicy fried chicken wings. Fiery fried chicken wings. Hot & Spicy barbeque chicken wings. Penny Triple Deckas. Fred G. Sanford Dogs, and Benz's own large pizzas with various toppings." Penny said.
"Along with our chocolate chip brownies too!" Mercedes added. "And our red scarlet chocolate chip brownies also!"
"We maded our patented giant wet burritos." Frida started. "Giant stuffed burritos. Giant hard shelled tacos. Giant soft shelled tacos. Our giant nachos. Enchiladas. Stuffed tacos both giant & regular size. Mexican pizzas & my patented Frida bar cake."
"And my patented Amethyst bar cake." Amethyst said. "And my patented Giant chicken wet burritos along with my chicken quesadillas and my shredded beef quesadillas both with nacho cheese."
"That all sounds really good & delicious, girls!" Kitty said as she turns to the third mongoose. "And you are?"
"I'm Diana Patricia Smiles." Diana started. "I'm the younger sister of Mercedes."
"Oh! I remember you now!" Kitty started. "Mercedes has told me a lot about you. You're in college now, right?"
"Yeah!" Diana said. "I'm going to graduate soon. So, how is Gabriella?"
"She's doing great!" Kitty said. "She's going to med school now."
"That's great!" Mercedes said as she looks around. "Where is she?"
Before Kitty can reply to that. Gabriella walks in with Morgan now. The audience woos, whistles, cheers, & applaudes for the sisters. Gabriella was wearing a red shirt. Dark blue jeans. Black Nikes with white trim and green laces. She was wearing a dark blue jacket over her red shirt. Morgan was wearing a teal t-shirt with a black jacket over it. Black jeans with black Nikes with white trim and teal laces.
"Did someone called me?" Gabriella asked.
"Little sis!" Kitty said as she hugs her younger sister. "How are you?"
"I've been doing great, older sis!" Gabriella said.
"That's good!" Kitty said as she turns to Morgan. "Morgan. How are you?"
"I've been doing quite well, Kitty!" Morgan said. "So, how's my niece & nephew?"
"They're doing great, Morgan." Kitty said. "They're sitting over there sitting on the couch with Jenna & Tony II and the minis."
"Okay then." Morgan said as she went over to the minis.
Then Kitty turns to Gabriella.
"Little sis. Mercedes' little sis wants to talk to you." she said as she pointed to Diana.
"Oh?" Gabriella said as she turns to Diana. "So, what do you want to know?"
"I just wanted to know why you are going to med school for." Diana said.
"Well, I'm going to med school to become a sexologist." Gabriella said.
"Well, that's good." Diana said.
Then Penny listened to the music that was currently playing and she frowned.
"God! This music is so fuckin' borin'!" she sniffs as the audience laughs.
"You don't have to tell me that, 'Nette." Mercedes said. "This music fucking sucks ass! Time to live it up some!"
Then she took out her phone and various old school rap cds as Penny took out her ipad and cd player boom box. Before the cousins can put the cds into the boom box. The Chief hops onto Keswick's head again.
"Alright, everyone!" he shouted. "It's time for 'the Grinch that stole Christmas' now!"
Then everyone at the party went over towards the giant flat screen tv and the 60's classic Christmas special starts immediately. Dudley had a giant tub of popcorn and was eating some of it too.
"I wonder, what's going to happen?" Dudley asks as he eats his popcorn as the audience laughs at his cluelessness.
"Duds. You should already know what happens." Roz said. "You've seen this plenty of times now!"
"I know that, Rozzie." Dudley said. "It's just this Christmas special is exciting that's all."
"Alright then, Duds." Roz said.
Then without another word. Everyone watched the classic Christmas special.
Later.
Rhonda, Brad, Jenna, & Tony II was starting to get sleepy as Alexis' son; Kevin. Catastrophe notices this.
"Awww! Looks like, that the little darlinks are fast asleep." she said.
Kitty, Brianna, & Alexis walked over to her & the sleeping kids. They picked them up and looked at them sleeping. Then they smiled as the audience awwed.
"Awwww!" Kitty said. "They look so sweet!"
"You can say that again, Kitty." Alexis whispered.
"Well, it's time to take these sleepyheads home to their cribs!" Brianna whispered as Raquel walks up.
"I can handle that for you girls without either of you have to leave the building!" she said with a smile on her face.
"Really?" Brianna asks. "How?"
Then Raquel took out a medium sized see-through box.
"With this!" Raquel started with self proudness. "My patented baby transporter which I call; The Hunter Child Teleporter! This baby will teleport babies off to their parents' house and to their bed. Just press the address of the parents' house and the baby or babies will be teleported to their cribs."
"That sounds really great, Raquel!" Alexis said with a smile on her face.
"Alright then. First baby, please?" Raquel said as she was getting the Hunter Child Teleporter ready.
Brianna gives her both Jenna & Tony II. She puts both of the sleeping twins into the Hunter Child Teleporter. Then Raquel presses in the address for Anthony's & Brianna's house. Then the Hunter Child Teleporter teleports both Jenna & Tony II off to their cribs. It soon teleports back.
"Next child, please?" Raquel asks.
After all the babies were teleported off to their parents' house. Brianna turns to Raquel.
"That's a pretty snazzy invention that you created there, Raquel!" she said.
"Yeah!" Kitty started. "You can sell millions with that thing! Parents don't have to worry about dropping what they're doing and taking their small child home. You can just put them into it and type in the address of where the parents' home is and there. The child is teleported!"
"Ditto!" Alexis said. "That is pretty useful!"
Raquel blushes and laughs.
"Thanks, girls!" she said. "Fire & I been working on that invention for the last five months!"
"That's great, Raquel!" Kitty said with a smile on her face.
Then Dashie laughs loudly.
"HA! HA! HA! HA! Oh man! That fucking Christmas special gets better & better every year!" he shouted loudly as the audience laughs.
"Yeah. It sure does, dude!" Dudley said.
"I like this Grinch dude." K-9 Joe started. "He's so cool!"
"You can say that again!" Greg added.
Then Penny & Mercedes went back to their cd boom box and put in some cds. They turned the sound up to the max. Then old school rap music like; 'Santa Claus goes straight to the ghetto'; starts to play. Then Diana took out some turntables and she tossed away the old Christmas music. The Chief looks around in confusion.
"Hey! What happened to the music?" he asks.
Then Diana starts spinning & scratching the records. Everyone starts partying to the old school rap music as Jersey appears. The audience woos, whistles, cheers & applaudes for him as he went over to the tables of party food. Roz & Russell sees him as they were getting themselves some more party food.
"Jersey? Is that you?" Roz asks.
Jersey then turns to her.
"Hey, Rozzie!" he greeted with a smile on his face. "How the fuck are ya!? It's been awhile!"
"It sure has!" Roz said.
"So, how have you been doing, Jersey?" Russell asks as he eats a #23 Jordan rib sandwich. "It's been a long time since we heard anything from you. So, how's the business?"
"The business is doing fuckin' fine you two!" Jersey said as he drunk some of his egg nog. "It's doing motherfuckin' better than ever and I've been woiking my motherfuckin' ass off!"
"That's motherfuckin' great, Jersey!" Roz said as the audience laughs. "So, how are you enjoying the party?"
"The motherfuckin' party is motherfuckin' great, Rozzie!" Jersey said. "It's along the lines of the type of parties that I usually fuckin' throw!"
"That's fuckin' great, Jersey!" Roz said as she eats some of her giant wet burrito.
Then Dashie walks up to them.
"Damn! The food at this party is good!" he shouted loudly as he drinks some of the Homey Punch and the audience laughs. "It's delicious as hell!"
"You can say that again!" Katty said as she eats some of her Barefoot Brianna's Club Sub. "This food tastes so fucking good and is along the standards of my cooking!"
Dashie then turns to Roz.
"So, Rozzie. Do you want to play Super Mario Maker later on?" he asks.
"Sure, Dashie." Roz started. "I love to!"
"YEAH!" Dashie shouted as the audience laughs.
Then Julie walks up with a cart that had letters on it.
"It's time for everyone to get their Christmas bonuses now!" she announced.
Then all of the agents went up to her and get their annual Christmas bonuses.
"I wonder how much my Christmas bonus is." Agent Mountain Lion asks with a smug smile on his face as he started to open up his envelope. "I've been working pretty hard for the last several months more than any other agent this year."
Kitty & Roz rolls their eyes from the thought of Agent Mountain Lion actually working instead of fucking around.
"Yeah. Keep tell yourself that, prick." Roz mutters as the audience laughs.
"What was that?" Agent Mountain Lion asks as he looks at her.
"Nothing." Roz said.
Agent Mountain Lion looks at his check and then frowns in disgust. The audience laughs at this.
"What the fucking hell is this!?" he shouted as he turns his attention to the Chief. "I only got $10 fucking dollars!? What kind of fucking politic shit are you pulling here, man!?"
Roz opens up her check and then smiles.
"$23,500,913,300 dollars!" she exclaims happily.
"That's not fucking fair!" Agent Mountain Lion sniffs angrily. "She gets more money than I do! I do more to the company than she does!"
"Actually, Agent Mountain Lion." the Chief started as he was drinking some beer. "You barely do anything for the company. Unlike you. Agent Roz actually does something for the company. You just come in here when you feel like it and try to trick people and pull pranks."
"Hey!" Agent Mountain Lion sniffs. "Those Katswells and those minis of theirs does that same type of shit too! Matter of fact. They get away with it!"
"You deserve your ten dollars for a Christmas bonus, Agent Mountain Lion." the Chief said. "I am done talking about it with you. That is all."
Agent Mountain Lion angrily kicks the wall. The audience laughs at this.
"FUCK!" he shouted as the audience laughs. "You know what? I'm outta here! Fuck this fucking place!"
Then he crumbles up his Christmas bonus and throws it down to the floor. Then he storms out of the headquarters.
"Fucking drunken flea!" Agent Mountain Lion said.
"Whatever." the Chief said as he drinks his beer unaffected from what Agent Mountain Lion's rant.
"Time for kisses!" Catastrophe shouted loudly with a smile on her face as she held some mistletoe above Kitty's head.
The audience woos as Kitty smiles seductively at her.
"Come here, Allison!" she said in a sexy voice.
Then she started to kiss Catastrophe right in the lips. The audience woos at this sexy action as all of the males hooted & hollered from this action. Chaos & Alexis both turns to Roz as did as Russell and all three of them held mistletoe above her head.
"KISS US, ROZZIE!" all three said in unison as the audience woos.
"Okay!" Roz said with a smile on her face.
Then Russell, Alexis, & Chaos started kissing her under the mistletoe. Everyone else that was a couple grab some mistletoe and started to give their partner a loving kiss. The audience woos at this. Penny, Mercedes, & Diana looks on.
"Damn! Looks like, everyone's gettin' into the mood. Huh, Benz?" Penny asks Mercedes.
"Yep! It sure does, 'Nette!" Mercedes said. "It sure does!"
"So, shall we continue with the music?" Diana asks.
"Of course, lil sis!" Mercedes said. "Just cause, they all are kissing doesn't mean that the party should end."
"That's right!" Penny started. "There's plenty of people here, who rather party than kiss. So, we should still treat to them."
"Alright!" Diana exclaims. "Let's do it!"
Then the music continues for the people that's single as every couple continues making out underneath their mistletoes.
Soon.
Everyone has stopped making out. The Chief took out a bag and opens it.
"FREE JOINTS FOR EVERYONE!" he shouted as he tosses everyone a already rolled up blunt and the audience laughs.
"He must be d-d-d-d-drunk." Keswick said. "As he usually doesn't throw out j-j-j blunts."
The drunken flea turns to him.
"Ha! Ha! Ha! I am so fucking drunk!" the Chief said as the audience laughs.
"Whoa! We got free blunts from the Chief, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said. "Wow! This is one of the greatest gifts that I ever had on Christmas!"
"Yeah, Dudleykins." Kitty said as her phone rings. "Excuse me, Dudleykins."
Then she takes out her phone and answers it.
"Hello? Yes? Okay then!" she said as she hangs up the phone.
"Who was that, Kit-Kat?" Dudley asks.
"That the Homey Movers Company." Kitty started. "They're bringing over a black baby grand piano for me to play the ending theme song in front of everyone."
"That sounds great, Kit-Kat!" Dudley said.
Then Katty & Roz walks up to them.
"So, are you ready to end the chapter now, sis?" Roz asks.
"I sure am, sis!" Kitty started as she took a sip of Homey Punch from a glass.
"That's good!" Katty said. "Because this chapter is starting to get a little bit too long."
"Well, this has been a great chapter." Dudley started. "A lot of shit has happened."
"You can say that again, Dudleykins!" Kitty said. "You lead us to the brand new Charendoff-Strong Mall and stop the Chameleon from stealing all of the presents from the kids visiting the Santa village. You did a very wonderful job on that by the way, Dudleykins. I'm proud of you!"
"Me too, Duds!" Roz said with a smile on her face.
Dudley blushes. The audience laughs at this.
"Thanks, you two!" he said still blushing.
"We also had a very wonderful, kick-ass Christmas party!" Kitty said. "Which almost all of the OCs that appeared this past year and some old OCs from all of the way from season 1 returned. There was also a brand new OC appeared too. Raquel has came up with a brand new invention, that's going to help parents with their small children!"
"And Agent Mountain Lion probably quit." Dudley said.
"Yeah. That too." Kitty said.
"Hopefully." Roz started. "I can't stand the shit out of that fucking bitch!"
Then Kitty sees two movers from the Homey Movers Company carrying the black baby grand piano.
"Ah! The piano's here, guys!" she said as the movers set the black baby grand piano down. "Now, we can end the chapter right!"
Then she walks over to the piano as a third movers puts down the seat. Kitty then sits down as the rest of the party walked up to the piano. Kitty then looks at the camera.
"I sure hope that you all enjoyed this chapter." she started. "A lot of things happened. There was a lot of new people from this past year appeared as well as a new friend! Tune into the next chapter next year. It's going to be as good! Also here's a throwback!"
Then some snow started to fall lightly as everyone in the party puts on some Santa hats. The camera zooms in slowly down to Kitty as she started playing the piano. After a few notes. Kitty starts singing as some sleigh bells starts playing along with the tune as well as everyone else started to hum along as a chorus.
Hey Baby, I hear the blue a-callin',
Tossed salad & scrambled eggs
Mercy.
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, ha, Ha!
But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're callin' again.
Scrambled eggs all over my face. What is a girl to do.
Happy Holidays, everyone!
Then Kitty smiles sexually at the camera as she does her sexy pose and everyone else does a frozen pose. The audience applaudes.
A/N: Merry Christmas, everyone! And happy holidays!