A/N hay, thnkx gais 135 vues!
"how ami still alive?!" ron cri but nobody says anything. "eh, ill just go back in there". BUT HE KEPT DYING. "Damn this dificulty spice!" so ron stole a computer from someone (iuunno who) and went on de spelunky reddit and asked for newbie help. BUT IT WAS DEAAAAAD and nobody replied liek a week l8r.
Evantually ron found a guide showing how to kill shoppys and stuff. "But i dont want them deaaaaad!" ron saw they dropped gold tho when dey died. "Omg, lemmie kills some" so ron killed all da shoppys he could find "MOOOOONEY!".
with his new shoppy killey skillez ron could get EVEN MOAR MONEY but he still died alot. "dis sucks, i cant get money 2 muh wife if i deaaaad!". So ron played some speedlunky and made it to 1-3. "Wow, I wonder what gold keys sell 4?" so ron trew it at a shoppy but dat made him angry and he shot Ron.
"this is cowpoo! mby if I carry it around i can seel it when i get home?" so ron spedlunkyd again and got da key. he was gonna go out the door when he saw a weird gold chest. "I bet i can sell daat when I get home 2!" when ron got two da chest the key flew out of his hands and unlockled the chest.
"stop messing with MEEEEEEEEE" but a cool eye came out of de chest that looked good with his costum. Ron put it on and he could see TREASURES IN THE GROOOOOOOUND. "MOAR MHONEEEEEYZ!"