Konoha Television

by TheTsuchikage

Tsunade has assigned Team 7 a mission: create and run a TV show and broadcast it to the village of Konoha. With the three team members being the hosts of a TV show, things are positive to stay chaotic. Tune in today to watch our favorite ninjas on TV!

2. Episode Two

Disclaimer

I do not own Naruto. Naruto is the sole property of Masashi Kishimoto.

Episode 2: Thank You, Lady Tsunade!

The camera pans in on the studio. One window is broken from the events of the previous episode. Naruto is sitting perfectly still in a chair behind a wooden desk, Sakura is shuffling papers, and Sasuke is sitting in a chair away from Sakura and Naruto.

"Hello, and welcome back to Konoha Television!" Sakura exclaimed perkily. She shuffled the papers on the desk once more before continuing. "Today, we have a special guest and a special announcement. Sasuke, would you do the honors?"

"Hn."

Sakura twitched. "I said, Sasuke, would you do the honors?"

Sasuke glared. "Naruto, speak."

Naruto grunted. "It appears that Sakura, our lovely host, broke my arm."

Sakura glowered. "Naruto, stick to the script!"

"Maybe if you didn't throw people out windows because you don't get what you want, this wouldn't happen!"

"Well, maybe if you kept your mouth shut, I wouldn't throw you out of the windows!"

Sakura pounced on Naruto, wrestling him to the ground behind the desk. Sounds of fists beating skin could be heard throughout the studio.

Sasuke sighed. "Today, our guest is Tsunade, our current Hokage. Come on in, Tsunade."

The door opened, and Tsunade stepped in. "Hello, thank you, everyone!"

"So, we have Tsunade here today because-"

"Sakura, stop it; that hurts!"

"Shut up! We're in the middle of a show!"

"Sasuke can handle it!"

"Sasuke? Oh, right, Sasuke!" Sakura shouted, popping up from behind the desk. She glanced around. "You already called Tsunade in?"

Sasuke sighed again. Tsunade turned to face Sakura. "Yep. I've been waiting. Finally, you stop making out with Naruto long enough to acknowledge me."

Sakura blushed. "I was not making out with him!"

"She did that last episode," Naruto shouted from his place on the floor.

Naturally, Sakura walked over and kicked him out of the window.

Again.

"I'm starting to think that should be how you sign off," Tsunade stated, glancing at the second broken window.

Sasuke nodded. "I agree."

Sakura turned around. "Now, on three. One, two, three."

Together, Sasuke and Sakura chorused, "Thank you, Lady Tsunade!"

"Now, tune in next time for our next guests!" Sakura shouted. "Buh-bye!"