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Episode 3: Thank You, Lady Tsunade! Part 2!
The camera pans in on the studio. Two windows are broken. Naruto is absent. Sakura is glaring at the shattered window. Sasuke is sitting in a chair away from Sakura near the television in the corner. Tsunade is in her seat.
"Hello, and welcome back to-" Sakura began before getting cut off by an angry Naruto on the other side of the studio door.
"Shut it, Sakura! Let me in! This is my show too!"
"Na na na na na, I can't hear you!"
"Open up!"
"What was that? Does anyone else hear an annoyance?"
"SAKURA! Open the door!"
"Go away, Naruto. We're doing a show here!"
"SAKURA!"
"Security, please, remove him from the building!"
"Why ask security? You've already removed me from the building twice!"
"Security!"
The sound of banging and punches could be heard from the other side of the door, along with Naruto's angry screams.
"Anyways, now that that's over with," Sasuke began. "We can begin to discuss the real matters here."
"Hello, and welcome back to Konoha Television!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura, the show's been running," Sasuke stated. "It's been on since you said that the first time."
"But I didn't finish it the first time! Why did the cameraman start rolling then?!"
"Because, Sakura, that's his job. It's your job to act civilized."
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Anyways, back to you, Tsunade. Why don't you explain why you gave us this mission," Sasuke said, changing the subject and leaving Sakura with her jaw open.
"I gave this mission to teach you three how to be entertaining without fighting. There is more to life than constantly battling," Tsunade rambled, looking pleased.
Sakura grinned. "That's right! Lady Tsunade knows exactly what is best for the world and everyone in it! If we had less sparring and fighting, we would all be happier!"
Tsunade sighed. "That's not what I said."
"So, that's the end of this episode, buh-"
"It is NOT the end of this episode!" Naruto yelled, his head poking out of the broken window. "I'm here, and it's time to get into some real business. Team 8, come on in!"
As Team 8 entered, Sakura began yelling, "Naruto, that wasn't scripted! It's time for the episode to end!"
"I'm part of this show, I have a say in when it'll end!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not! Lady Tsunade, does he have a say?"
"Well, I'd assume he does, seeing he is a host."
"See, Lady Tsunade agrees!"
"Um, guys?" Kiba asked.
Naruto and Sakura turned together and yelled simultaneously, "What?!"
"Uh, nothing, I guess."
"Good, shut it!"
Sasuke sighed. "Well, that's it for this episode. See you next time on Konoha Television."
"They didn't throw Naruto out of the window this time," Tsunade said, sounding disappointed.